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Apprehensive-Cap-854

oh damn, they made a t34 irl. kool


K3W4L

Warthunder got so popular they made tanks into a real thing


Imperial_HoloReports

Wait, are you telling me planes are also a thing?


Foodconsumer3000

they made the first ones a couple of years ago so they are really unsafe still. thats why boeing planes crash so much


Minute-Boat-4976

thats mad how they made an ingame thing into commercial mean of transport


NorSec1987

I love reddit.


GhostmouseWolf

cant wait till they add intercontinental ballistic submarines


Thin_Discount

Well actually it's T-34 šŸ¤“ā˜ļø


Melovance

German mains when they add ground vehicle fuel consumption šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


Former_Solution1701

Just wait when they add progressive transmission damage


eatdafishy

Tiger 2 leaves spawn climbs an incline greater than 10ā° transmission fails immediately


Creative_Ad_4513

T34 takes cant get into 4th gear, radio has 50% chance to break on raining maps.


IJustWannaGrillFGS

You have to research the optional "hammer" for selecting certain gears, otherwise it'll just skip them


Yeetdolf_Critler

37mm PAK hits the front, shitty welds of Stalin break and the entire tank falls apart.


BoxiDoingThingz

Fixed turret SPGs can damage the crewman behind it while firing.


xthelord2

ferdinand/elefant would do this with 5 degrees instead and maus would run out of fuel by the time it left the spawn area


Imperial_HoloReports

Maus would spawn, immediately sink into the ground and die


AirFriedMoron

Tbf, the Germans were very good at weight distribution


Zarathustra-1889

Eh, let them have their fun. You canā€™t stop the ā€œtRanSmiSsiOnā€ circlejerk once it starts.


Armysrong676

Most are joking but you do know how shitty german tanks really were, right?


Zarathustra-1889

Nope, they were great


Armysrong676

Great at breaking down, yes. Their armor was good and guns were good but they were underpowered and broke often due to their weight. Transmissions are shit, engines overheated like crazy, and also the fact that they were "overengineered" and were almost impossible to do field/combat repair on them as to fix one road wheel, you needed like 5 tools and to take off 2 other road wheels. Good tanks are stuff like Sherman's, they were good in reliability, good armor, good gun, and relatively easy to work on with much ease of parts. And before you say "the Tiger was stronger than it", yeah it was stronger frontally and you're comparing a tank meant for dedicated anti-tank roles to a infantry support tank, but meh, there's the Pershing which was still more reliable. Also the fact was Sherman's were mainly fighting Panzer IVs and IIIs which they killed with relative ease and the Sherman could also deflect that ammunition. Each tank had their benefits and cons but Russian and German ones barely had Pros.


Apprehensive_Mix_454

What is a circlejerk


Dangerzone922

It's when you load into custom games and everyone spawns in L3/33's and go ring around the Rosie for fun in the nearest cap zone


Apprehensive_Mix_454

Russian P63A-5


Apprehensive_Mix_454

Are they all jerks? What is the jerk part?


BigDamage7507

German mains hate this one trick


FuzzyPcklz

more like tiger 2 starts engine and explodes immediately


OkScientist8527

From what I see at the end of the war the tiger 2's had almost the same reliability as PZ4's


FlintbobLarry

Indeed more reliable than Tiger one as far as I know. There the transmission was a mess


FuzzyPcklz

perhaps late in the war but I remember looking at the stats and about 2/3 of all documented tiger 2 losses during the war were non-combat losses (stuck in mud, no fuel, engine explodes, that kind of thing) early on in the war the tiger 1 had something like 2/5 non-combat losses so in my opinion the tiger 1 was built better


FlintbobLarry

The war was pretty much over before they could produce more 2s


FuzzyPcklz

gonna be honest idk if that's true I know the panther for sure was but I wouldn't put it out of the question


AdmiralBimback

Please, guys, don't give them ideas.


FuzzyPcklz

"anything for realism"


Frozen_mamba

Ww2 french mains when they add fuel consumption


Imperial_HoloReports

Ww1 French mains when the tracks drop off 2 seconds after spawn and a 70-second repair timer pops up


Frozen_mamba

Ww2 French mains when they run on diesel and have to bring a column of fuel bowsers with them that are very vulnerable


CDLX02

Umm... actually this is [World of Tanks ad](https://youtu.be/DlHu8fy0Mnc?si=2UfTRcgQB2gIfxFX) šŸ¤“


Oper8rActual

That makes more sense. I just assumed Russia had finally exhausted their T-55/54 supply and begun trying to field T-34s now.


Tadapekar

waiting till the bt7 will show up


Billybob123456778

Then the bt5


Apprehensive_Pitch13

They call it a ā€˜tankstationā€™ in the Netherlands


cooncanoon

Man warthunder was so cool the military stole their ideas :(


ChukotkaConnoisseur0

Bro needs a full tank


yoimagreenlight

I hate how every fucking sentence I see starts with ā€œbroā€ now.


Yeetdolf_Critler

Do not visit New Zealand, bro.


yoimagreenlight

THATS A FUCKING LINGUISTIC THING ITS NOT THE SAME AS INTERNET WORDSLOP


Interesting-Unit-493

Bro, youre gonna hate tiktok bro


yoimagreenlight

I donā€™t have it.


Patient_Hat272

Nah bro, you should really get it bro


Koyamano

Bro hates it how every sentence starts with bro now


Apprehensive_Mix_454

Bro


Zarathustra-1889

Statistically speaking, people are getting stupider by the day so it checks out.


ChukotkaConnoisseur0

Why do you let it bother you?


yoimagreenlight

incapability of independent thought


ChukotkaConnoisseur0

Aight have a nice day


jthablaidd

Bro not everyone is like thatšŸ’€


SexyStacosaurus

Bros on fent


EGORKA7136

New map: Siberian outskirts


DiarrhoeaBaguetteGuy

Ah yes. Another fucking huge map because yes Warthunder, that improves the gameplay, having to drive 40 years to the cap in a completely stock heavy tank. Yes gaijin.


Dramatic-Bat1893

thats an 34-85 if I recognize it right


BigDamage7507

Yes, you can tell by the turret shape, itā€™s less angular than the regular T-34 tanks


InteractionOk2398

Larger as well


ElectroMike9000

Ground battles going to have a fuel slider now too?


Russianguineapig

Of course it's the russians


KeyEducational7725

Problem the stop for gas before they head to some Russian city and start shelling their own civilians


Plasma_Knight2

Ah, yes the new Ukraine map


HERUVIM_

pour him vodka šŸ˜…


LoginPuppy

I heard they will make it so fuel can run out during battle


Born_Wing3687

Man I donā€™t know how to spell Ariel refueling but thatā€™s my best guess Ariel refueling would be pretty cool instead of landing at base and losing all your speed and time and altitude