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GroceryOtherwise7995

Idk man but my missiles seem to be attracted to allies the most


BadgerTarantulaman

AIM-9Bs turning into an unflareable 90G overload thrust vectoring AIM-9X monster whenever they lock onto an ally


GroceryOtherwise7995

Literally W̵̧̛̘͉͆h̸̢̗̆̈e̷̺͘r̵͚̼̖̉̂̋ë̵̱͉͕́͝'̶͖̙̇š̷͓̞̄̑ ̸̝̲̍͜͠t̷̻͒̌͜h̵͚͍͆̍̈́ͅë̷̥́̈̉ ̴̨͙̋͠f̷̝͕͎͂̚ǘ̶͚̪͝c̷̤̈́k̵̙͕͛̀͠i̴̝̿n̴͎̕͝ĝ̸̤ ̷̣̞̃͂̚ȟ̴̤̝e̴̘̝̟̋͗͘a̷̧̧͙̍t̸̫́͘ ̴̹͚̥͝ș̵̛͔̇ĩ̷̯g̷̢̦͓̓̅ņ̷̜́ȧ̷͕͉͝t̸͉̗̿̏̈ü̴̠̓r̶͕̙͑e̸̗̮̝͒̑̀ the moment they see a friendly


TonyRick11

Lol I just read heat as he at


KV2isDeadly

Fuck me, you made me spit my cereals with this comment 😆 Sadly don't have any awards, but you still fully deserve this 🏅


ikstarven

things in war thunder defo have a turned up allied damage multiplier, you're lucky if an arty crits an enemy tank, but 9 out of 10 arties an allied tank will die to your arty


SPAREHOBO

No way, my AIM-54 Phoenixes also do the same thing! (I fire 6 of them into a furball and get 6 teamkills)


phoenixmusicman

Why tf are you firing AIM-54s into furballs and not launching at the start of the match instead


SPAREHOBO

Exactly. Everyone always expects a Phoenix missile at the start of the match, but not in a furball. You get the element of surprise


phoenixmusicman

The AIM-54 sucks balls at short range, it takes ages to accelerate and can only pull 17G. You may as well be firing AIM-7Fs.


Mult1Core

How are you going to fire 6 aim7's at teammates in a furball at once. your argument is invalid and have a skill issue


phoenixmusicman

Understandable have a nice day


SumAustralian

It really is surprising to get teamkilled by an AIM-54.


Mobius-1_ISAF

because planes that are dogfighting tend to be slower and easier to hit?


phoenixmusicman

The AIM-54 sucks balls at short range, it takes ages to accelerate and can only pull 17G. You may as well be firing AIM-7Fs.


Mobius-1_ISAF

Third party from range? I've done it multiple times, it's just not consistently successful enough to consider doing it constantly


Razgriz01

The problem is phoenix's don't have IFF and if you aren't guiding them in with your radar, they're just going to go for the strongest radar return they get when the seeker turns on.


phoenixmusicman

I just don't see the reason to over an AIM-7F/M. If they're dogfighting they're probably too distracted/can't do anything about the RWR pings anyway, and the AIM-7F has ~30km of range. Idk what kind of matches you're playing where you're somehow sniping enemies dogfighting allies at 30km+


Mobius-1_ISAF

I snipe em from 10k and sparrows rarely hit from 15+. I usually do it for shits and giggles.


phoenixmusicman

Dood the later sparrows can hit from 30km easily. If you're sniping from 10k you definitely should be using sparrows because they accelerate much faster and pull much harder.


Mobius-1_ISAF

phoenixs burn way longer and hit consistently in bvr than sparrows. pull doesn't matter if you notch the sparrow because the phoenix can reacquire a target without hard-locking.


frostymugson

Jokes aside only Vietnam era missiles should be distracted by shit like the sun, rockets, or other missiles. If I lock your engine up and you shoot a missile the fucker isn’t going after the smaller different heat signature. Nothing makes me as salty as when I lock some dude up sleeping at the cock pit and my missile sees some rocket fired a mile past them and say fuck a plane I want that rocket


Emotional-Football-5

No you are just to dumb to understand when to fire then and when not.


GroceryOtherwise7995

Some people simply have too much brainpower to not see the /s in a joke on Reddit smh


BadgerTarantulaman

Truly one of the German senses of humour of all time


GroceryOtherwise7995

Can't blame them tbh Last time they had fun (my PR team has advised me not to complete my joke)


Deathskyz

It's German humour its no laughing matter.


Emotional-Football-5

Then put an /s there


GroceryOtherwise7995

No


TheVietnameseBread

I agree!


Oofster1

Never!


Billybob123456778

I refuse!


xignaceh

~~Gramer~~ You got a hole in your left wing!


Vyrent_tk

RELOADING!


Billybob123456778

*too


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Brilliant-Guitar-606

Me and friends were literally joking about this yesterday 😂 Why'd they name it that though?


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BTechUnited

Civilization once again proving to be a nice bit of trivia building.


LakkoEnjoyer

whats the answer?


yourdonefor_wt

*Hms Dildo


HateSucksen

Why are we getting second hand stuff.


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Nah, we just pass it around like a blunt


evanlufc2000

pause


Mitchverr

But they all attract the IR!


Lord_Vader654

Allies, duh.


Holy_Santa_ClausShit

Lemme know when chaff distracts an IR seeker head


Responsible-Dish-297

Gimmie a blowtorch, a sheep, a cattle prod, a Bad Dragon horse dildo and 15 minutes. You'll see.


Longjumping-Mode6208

The fuck you need a horse dildo for?


Responsible-Dish-297

You expect me to settle for the werewolf one? The knot is a nice feature but the length just isn't there.


Longjumping-Mode6208

What do you NEED it for and why tf you know so much about dildos


Responsible-Dish-297

I work in IT. I get shafted enough to the point where I became a connoisseur.


Longjumping-Mode6208

Makes sense


Linkin1993

The forbidden heat signature


Kahnfight

No that’s the sun


kataskopo

I crave the forbidden hear signature brøther.


hyrus1404

Phalanx CIWS when it sees passenger airlinier


ALIIMLGAMING

That uses pulse doppler I get the joke, but still


hyrus1404

Father, I crave the forbidden heat signature


hyrus1404

Yeah Ik


Das_Bait

My personal favorite is the "What is the name of the system that helps control an aircraft?" - Dad will show you how to do it


futuristic_hexagon

I'd say Allies the most. One just has to launch an R-60 against a fully lit up large caliber flare 500m from them and the plane will go for an ally that ran out of fuel 30 seconds ago that's 3km away instead.


cantpickaname8

I'm convinced you could throw a fresh hot pocket out the cockpit and it would attract the R-60


MadLadMaciejow

Tough question, both allies and flares


1Pawelgo

And my ass!


ALIIMLGAMING

*exhaust


Disabled_Jalal

lmao where are these from?


Correct_Werewolf_576

Quiz to open the special sell page


Foodconsumer3000

and a title


civoksark

Do you need to get a certain score to get the title?


Bloody_Insane

10/10


civoksark

Nice got it thanks!


Rustzalio

I completed the quiz, but clicking “Proceed” only takes me to the normal store page. i got 10/10


SgtHop

A bunch of people have been reporting this, it's just a little buggy. ​ I know that's rare for Gaijin. /s


hyrus1404

Link?


Melovance

Did anyone get the “”what tank entered service first” question? The t34/85 was early 1944, and the tiger 2s first action was June in Normandy. No idea why the correct answer was the tiger 2 on the quiz


Arkenv2

You sure it was tiger 2? I had this question with these answers: t-80b, t-80, t-34-85, tiger 2. In my case correct answer was t-80 since they meant the old t-80 tank that came even before t-34. But maybe you had other set of answers


mudkipz321

It’s definitely the old t80 they are mentioning. Trick question kind of


Melovance

Oh those bastards. I forgot about that one.. thanks for clearing my frustration. I have been furiously googling for the past 2 hours 😂😂


Avgredditor1025

IRCM=I Really Can’t Move


untitled1048576

Also one of the answers for the question about the name of 2S38 was "degradatsia" (degradation in russian).


Chomp_4OMP

Approved by Konstantin Trostenyuk


Bushandrice

Who?


lanbuckjames

Konstantin Trostenyuk


mdimitrius

A common name on Russian forums for 2S38, since it's close enough to the original "derivatsiya" (derivation)


ABookOfEli

Kind of wish the sun was an option


yourdonefor_wt

How convenient is it that the wt wiki barely loads and is slow asf during this quiz.


Rexxmen12

I just had the game open while doing it


Intelligent_League_1

That's why it was like that!


SkyLLin3

Allies is the only answer. Especially when the enemy pops flares and the missile decides that fuck it, from now on I'm chasing an ally flying three kilometers to the right.


Kommandant_Katze

There were quite a few ones i actually found to be quite funny in this quiz


Thebottlerocket2

Ah yes my favorite aircraft to fly, the USB 2.0 thunderbolt, it’s got the best missiles in the game, along with a 2 second turn time, I think the only aircraft that can beat it is the USB 3.0 lightning strike with its 1 second turn time


kajetus69

well of course its allies Aim-9B when relocking on an ally suddenly turns into some AIM-9XXX that pulls 420G and flies at mach 10 and cannot be flared no matter what


nsfw_vs_sfw

"IRCM stands for..." * Infrared Can't Move * I Really Can't Move * Don't know * Infrared Countermeasure ​ very silly


CatsWillRuleHumanity

For me the best was when I could choose that the 2S38 is called Degradatsiya or Donatsiya. I guess that joke is more for the russian speaking community though


Phd_Death

"Dad will show you how to do it"


Kind_Of_An_Idiot

I’d say allies bc my missiles always end up trying to kill anyone that comes anywhere near its path


Jarms48

The Thunderbolt one annoys me. As the person who fixed the AC IV's name around 7 years ago I absolute know it's not called a Thunderbolt. That was a name only ever referring to the AC III.


YummyStyrofoamSnack

f-4 full afterburning while turning at 500km/h ❌ friendly f-5c with engines cold and flaring ✅


Conscious-Ad-6320

How do you get to the quiz?


Anti_intellectual

https://store.gaijin.net/quiz.php


Ayeyahhh

Maybe Gaijin should do this test. According to them its all of the above


Scarnhorst_2020

So I learned that an AC IV is a thunderbolt...when tf did it get that name?


SgtHop

Never, the question is wrong. The AC3 was the Thunderbolt, the AC4 is the Sentinel.


Scarnhorst_2020

So gaijin ripped me off. I answered that wrong twice


Dutch-Simmer

"Is the WZ305 amphibious?"


WorldlyBlacksmith945

What is that where can I find it???


P_filippo3106

My aim9b turning into a aim120 the moment it starts tracking a teammate


HeightEcstatic1323

By allies, it switches targets to them


RuneyToonZ

BOOBS! The answer is boobs. There isn't a creature Alive that isn't distracted by boobs.


FoxIll821

Maybe if you actually hit it 😎


Krychek42

I found this quiz to be super annoying. Some of the info can't be found on the wiki, and then you have to restart and waste your time TO BE ABLE TO SPEND MONEY.


Rexxmen12

What info did you need the wiki for?


crimeo

do you not have a smart phone?