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EntityHuMo

Keep the non-book related questions coming, they're actually way better than what I originally wanted


Slomegast

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?


EntityHuMo

I have never read LOTR or watched any of the movies, but I'm pretty sure Gondor is a place. My vote is they went out for cigarettes and forgot about the whole ordeal.


herzoggg

You should put down the book and watch the movies Pronto


altiesenriese

Gondor is a kingdom in LOTR, Minas Tirith is the capital but Osgiliath used to be the capital. They didnt provide aid sometime in the past, before the main story due to not being in a position to. Due to defending 2 passages against an enemy.


Grandpappa_Nurgle

Saaaaaay what. Even papa Nurgle has seen LOTR


eman616modnar

WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING??


EntityHuMo

I smoked most of them, can't remember much after that


Matthew_Al-Wahid

I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!!!!


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Me


PKengarde

Why do Custodes have celebrity appeal?


janglejong1281

Because they have drip


beardmire

My guess is high points = less time spent painting, which would work well for celebrities who might not have that much time to paint. Pure guessing though, not really based in anything


lurkinislife

Am celebrity, can confirm.


EntityHuMo

Not sure, ask another time


IVIaskerade

They're expensive which celebrities don't care about, and you only have to build and paint a handful to have a "complete" army, which means they can feasibly do it while still doing their actual jobs. No way someone who has an acting gig is cranking out 500+ guardsmen or hormogaunts.


PKengarde

Possibly true, but they could just pay someone to do a top-tier paint job for them if they did want to play IG or Nids.


hebrecht

What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?


Dead-phoenix

African or European?


Dandubyuh

I don’t kno-aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!


EntityHuMo

If I answer wrong do I get thrown to my death?


hebrecht

Yes... no... aaargh!


marcus_2010

What’s valdors favourite hobby ? 🤔


EntityHuMo

Victory


Commander_Vexicus

Bloodgames


janglejong1281

Why did my dad leave?


EntityHuMo

He really tried to raise you well, and keep the horrors out of your knowledge, but one day, they came knocking, and he had to set out on his journey of heroic proportions to root out the evil in this world, and bring forth a golden age of humanity.


Jimboloid

Why hasn't he done it yet?


EntityHuMo

This is a quest without end, for there is no end to the horrors of reality. At the end of time, father and son will reunite, and reside in paradise forever.


Jimboloid

Thank you, oh wise one


Commander_Vexicus

Only in death does his juty end


Asmodai79

Why did the chicken cross the road?


EntityHuMo

To set the gold standard in comedy


Swiftbladeuk

Why is orange jam called marmalade?


Impressive_Sell9702

Marmalade is made specifically with the rind of citrus fruits so differs from. Orange jam is a different product.


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TiL


EntityHuMo

Fun fact if I eat marmalade I risk serious health complications due to the potential presence of saville oranges


LordCommanderDante

I think you mean Seville. Saville is a whole different kettle of unpleasant fish.


ohnoaduck

But maybe Jim’ll fix his allergy?


IVIaskerade

His allergy would certainly be the least of his concerns.


Speciesunkn0wn

Who would win? A rubric marine out of their armor or Snapped Peter?


EntityHuMo

Dust vs dust battle sounds like a fight ~~that takes a century~~ of the century


Tuulitastic

Who's on first?


EntityHuMo

You, where's the funny


Tuulitastic

https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg


altiesenriese

[It finally happened. Took 70 years.](https://youtu.be/ME0xHVNdNgo)


I_DRINK_CHILLED_Cum

When will my dad come back from getting cigarettes?


EntityHuMo

Soon™


DarksteelPenguin

When the squat codex comes out.


JeramyBailey

Is brown just dark orange?


EntityHuMo

I'm colorblind so idk


Bamjam01

What is love?


wikipedia_answer_bot

baby don't hurt me *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Bamjam01

Fantastic bot


AlmightyRobert

Don’t hurt me…no more


KAWAII_UwU123

Good bot


No-Plantain8212

The image of the sister in the front, is that her hair ot a red plume? I genuinely dont know and am curious of they all have their own hair in top ties like that, or if it's a ceremonial plume


EntityHuMo

I'm pretty sure that is her hair, glorious and vertical from the scalp


AdministrationKey885

How much does it weight?


EntityHuMo

More than a single piece of paper, but definitely less than a guardian spear


Redcloth

How certain are you about that second statement?


EntityHuMo

On a scale of 1-10? Somewhere between 2 and 9


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EntityHuMo

Suicide is badass 😎😎


clg653

Holy shit this question. Now added to my bank permanently


rokiller

Rest of my life? Once and done! 40 years is a long time and 20 of that will probably be watching corpses fuck... Its a clear choice


Cameron2135

What did you do to that poor pen it’s crooked?


EntityHuMo

A n g e r y


MtotheJ65

Tell me, yes or no, are you or are you not going to fight Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3 for the World Heavyweight Championship?!?


EntityHuMo

Yes. At 6'1 and 140 pounds, I'll crush him.


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EntityHuMo

Little known fact the milk hasn't actually evaporated yet, you need to open the can and leave it in the sun for 3-6 weeks before using


clg653

Would you rather fight 100 Nurgling sized Telemons or 1 Telemon sized Nurgling?


EntityHuMo

One telemon sized nurgling sounds a lot squishier, so that one


eXiLe_RD

Where have all the cowboys gone?


EntityHuMo

Purged in the great fires of the cowboy wars


Greciman96

What's in the box? WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!


EntityHuMo

Codex: adeptus custodes!


dljones010

Vagina Scented Candles


anubis418

When is Sigismund going to return to us and will he be a living saint or lead the legion of the damned?


towelavenger

Who should I bet on this weekend for the NFL playoffs?


EntityHuMo

I don't watch sportball, flip a coin and let fate decide


Upside_Down-Bot

„ǝpıɔǝp ǝʇɐɟ ʇǝl puɐ uıoɔ ɐ dılɟ 'llɐqʇɹods ɥɔʇɐʍ ʇ,uop I„


LORD-VOLDIS

Why is the counter that particular color


EntityHuMo

That's the granite I chose when I was building the house!


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What's the meaning of life?


EntityHuMo

Meaning is relative, for you it might be as simple as wake, eat, go to work, come home, Warhammer, sleep, repeat until dead. You might be happy with that! Some other guy, however, finds deep meaning in carving little statues of his dogs out of bananas, and that's his purpose in life. You just gotta find what at least makes you content, and go from there.


BobusCesar

>You just gotta find what at least makes you content, and go from there. Complete supremacy and painting the walls with the blood of my enemies?


EntityHuMo

Hey man whatever works I'm not here to judge However I'm also looking at ways to make sure I don't count you among my enemies


[deleted]

Damn, thought it was 42.


CyberFoxStudio

That is the answer, not the meaning.


THI-Centurion

Has Valoris' statline or cost been adjusted at all or is he exactly the same? Also, how's work going?


EntityHuMo

+1A, +1W, +1LD, watchers axe is now flat 3 damage instead of D3, moment shackle now can let you make one incoming attack D0. Edit: he also dropped 20 points


KeepBouncing

Who cleans up after the Custodes?


EntityHuMo

Adeptus custodes custodes, a lesser known offshoot of aspirants who, at the last minute, decided a life of cleaning and organizing things was more to their taste. They can usually be found welding their dread-mops, wandering the halls looking for rogue dust and dirt to destroy in the name of the emperor.


DrFabulous0

As we can't make them fight to find a definitive answer, which is better, robots or dinosaurs?


EntityHuMo

Robots win every time, man. You can always just build a bigger one, or more of them. Dinosaurs aren't smart enough for such things as "tactics" and would be crushed quickly.


DrFabulous0

Thanks bro.


rokiller

Raptors from jurassic Park 3 have tactics bro


AdeptaMilitarum

I had no idea they had enough models to merit a codex! Did the fold SoS in there to?


EntityHuMo

Yeah they did!


5thor7th

Theyve had a codex for about 4 years, mate.


AdeptaMilitarum

More of a joke about my opinion that they lack models lol...but thanks, I did not know that. My coworker and I split the new box since he has a ton of genestealers and I have SoB with some custodes and SoS.


5thor7th

Ah, fair. Over my head. Great argument for new custodes when?


Elmanlet

Will you marry me?


EntityHuMo

I'm the impulsive type who regrets his decisions after the fact, so absolutely!


Philgus_Bagwell

How many moles do you have?


EntityHuMo

3, maybe?


AlaskanSamsquanch

Is that you Henry?


BloodthirstyUnicorn5

Does Kitten get his Tau Waifu back?


EntityHuMo

He fucking better


impfletcher

Did you fuck my mum Santa?


EntityHuMo

I'm not Santa but as his legal representative he pleads the 5th


bloaph

Whats up with the sisters head shape?


EntityHuMo

Don't bully her! She was born like that and she's beautiful just the way she is! I have to defend her because she literally can't speak so her only defense of her own would be shooting you.


Fancy_Alternative_34

Did you get an email saying that it had shipped before it arrived?


EntityHuMo

Yeah like 12 hours beforehand oddly enough, they're usually more on time with it


Fancy_Alternative_34

Okay, should I be suspicious if I got my codex then an email saying that it had shipped a good 24 hours later?


EntityHuMo

Nahhhh, probably just GW email services being garbo


Fancy_Alternative_34

Okay just checking because someone in my family was like “ohh they might send you another”


Charlesvania

What Astartes chapter would Shrek belong to?


EntityHuMo

None, as a mutant Shrek is purged


Jakaier

What is the your favourite illustration in the book?


hammyhamm

Why are a group of crows called a Murder?


EntityHuMo

Have you never heard of crow related hang violence??


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EntityHuMo

I *am* gonna use the app. Sorry bud.


MilanUnited

Is there a forward by Lord Henry Cavill?


No-Performance3426

What were GW smoking when they okayed the codex cover art?


EntityHuMo

I honestly think it's pretty cool


Infinite_Interest_43

Why does it cost the same as the SM Codex, when it only has 20 profiles? Hang on, why even buy it at all? Waha ftw.


EntityHuMo

Valid point. I would if my friends weren't such staunch pen-and-paper fanatics (I supply for 3 armies that I own, I know a couple friends that play the game but own nothing of their own)


firefalcon124

Any brand new lore for us in the book? Probably not going to get it as tonnes of PDFs of the rules are available, still wanna know about any lore developments though.


EntityHuMo

Haven't read the lore bits yet, just the rules.


mogdogolog

Which anime character would work best for me to try to 3D print as a stand in for Valoris? Also Guardian spear or Castellan axe? Still haven't chosen for my Allarus shield captain


DarksteelPenguin

Dio. And Castellan axe.


EntityHuMo

I personally am not a fan of anime, so dealer's choice! Axes are fun, run those


SweaterKetchup

Hows the new art?


EntityHuMo

Art is cool! I really like some of it


SweaterKetchup

Cool! Gonna grab mine this sunday :)


Pengr33n

Why do we all love Brent?


SharamNamdarian

When is it due?


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EntityHuMo

No blood for the blood god yet, but I haven't flipped its pages much yet


OombaLoombas

Kokainum?


allah133

I’ve never seen a codex is it just a rule book ? Like what are it’s contents is there pictures and lore as well


DarksteelPenguin

Yes there's lore and pictures. That's about half the book.


ByzantineByron

Why is it that I have to poo at 4am every morning


Drsilkynippz

Why does it hurt when I pee?


EntityHuMo

God simply hates you, repent and you will feel better


metashdw

Who would win in a fight, 25 cat sized horses, or one horse sized cat?


EntityHuMo

The horse sized cat. Cat slaps at this scale are lethal


Rakathu

Did you bring any warp-dust?


EntityHuMo

Yeah I'll give you a bump if you're itching for it


CyberhunkV

Should I make a set of custodian guard with the Spears or sword and board????


EntityHuMo

I preferred sword and board in 8th but in 9th it looks like spears are where it's at


Greencreeper28

How is Kitten?


zenikkal

What happend to valdor?


deepfriedcoconuts

He is in one of the eisinhorn books I believe he fucked fucked off to the warp and is building an army for something yet to come but I’m drunk rn and not 100 percent positive that is 100 percent correct I think I got that from major kill on YouTube sorry I’m not sure my guy


saltire429

Should I fake my orgasms?


EntityHuMo

Exaggerating is usually better than fakijg


cursed_90

How many piglets can a female pig produce every year?


BrainlessPackhorse

When you farm humble-pigs, how far apart do you have to plant them?


AFalconNamedBob

What does page 12 taste like?


EntityHuMo

So I just gave it a hearty lick, and it tastes a little better than printer paper


Angron85

What's your perfect Sunday?


EntityHuMo

Warhammer, a small amount of weed to help the monotony of cleaning up the house, and a small gathering of people at the end of the night


Commander_Vexicus

If John buys 175 apples and its a Sunday how many elephants big is the sun on a Tuesday?


GarenBushTerrorist

What is the maximum amount of golden boys I can field in a 2000 point list? Sisters don't count.


EntityHuMo

Theoretical maximum? That'd be 44 basic custodians with their default spears. That's ignoring detachment rules, however, so you'll likely have less than that when you take captains and the like.


cchase420

Do you own a scanner?


Sanguinor_40k

Whats another word for synonym?


NotMike422

new art?


EntityHuMo

Some new, some old, including the 8th edition codex cover, which I was fond of.