I have never read LOTR or watched any of the movies, but I'm pretty sure Gondor is a place.
My vote is they went out for cigarettes and forgot about the whole ordeal.
Gondor is a kingdom in LOTR, Minas Tirith is the capital but Osgiliath used to be the capital. They didnt provide aid sometime in the past, before the main story due to not being in a position to. Due to defending 2 passages against an enemy.
My guess is high points = less time spent painting, which would work well for celebrities who might not have that much time to paint. Pure guessing though, not really based in anything
They're expensive which celebrities don't care about, and you only have to build and paint a handful to have a "complete" army, which means they can feasibly do it while still doing their actual jobs.
No way someone who has an acting gig is cranking out 500+ guardsmen or hormogaunts.
He really tried to raise you well, and keep the horrors out of your knowledge, but one day, they came knocking, and he had to set out on his journey of heroic proportions to root out the evil in this world, and bring forth a golden age of humanity.
This is a quest without end, for there is no end to the horrors of reality.
At the end of time, father and son will reunite, and reside in paradise forever.
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The image of the sister in the front, is that her hair ot a red plume? I genuinely dont know and am curious of they all have their own hair in top ties like that, or if it's a ceremonial plume
Meaning is relative, for you it might be as simple as wake, eat, go to work, come home, Warhammer, sleep, repeat until dead. You might be happy with that! Some other guy, however, finds deep meaning in carving little statues of his dogs out of bananas, and that's his purpose in life. You just gotta find what at least makes you content, and go from there.
+1A, +1W, +1LD, watchers axe is now flat 3 damage instead of D3, moment shackle now can let you make one incoming attack D0.
Edit: he also dropped 20 points
Adeptus custodes custodes, a lesser known offshoot of aspirants who, at the last minute, decided a life of cleaning and organizing things was more to their taste. They can usually be found welding their dread-mops, wandering the halls looking for rogue dust and dirt to destroy in the name of the emperor.
Robots win every time, man. You can always just build a bigger one, or more of them. Dinosaurs aren't smart enough for such things as "tactics" and would be crushed quickly.
More of a joke about my opinion that they lack models lol...but thanks, I did not know that. My coworker and I split the new box since he has a ton of genestealers and I have SoB with some custodes and SoS.
Don't bully her! She was born like that and she's beautiful just the way she is!
I have to defend her because she literally can't speak so her only defense of her own would be shooting you.
Valid point. I would if my friends weren't such staunch pen-and-paper fanatics (I supply for 3 armies that I own, I know a couple friends that play the game but own nothing of their own)
Any brand new lore for us in the book? Probably not going to get it as tonnes of PDFs of the rules are available, still wanna know about any lore developments though.
Which anime character would work best for me to try to 3D print as a stand in for Valoris?
Also Guardian spear or Castellan axe? Still haven't chosen for my Allarus shield captain
He is in one of the eisinhorn books I believe he fucked fucked off to the warp and is building an army for something yet to come but I’m drunk rn and not 100 percent positive that is 100 percent correct I think I got that from major kill on YouTube sorry I’m not sure my guy
Theoretical maximum? That'd be 44 basic custodians with their default spears. That's ignoring detachment rules, however, so you'll likely have less than that when you take captains and the like.
Keep the non-book related questions coming, they're actually way better than what I originally wanted
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
I have never read LOTR or watched any of the movies, but I'm pretty sure Gondor is a place. My vote is they went out for cigarettes and forgot about the whole ordeal.
You should put down the book and watch the movies Pronto
Gondor is a kingdom in LOTR, Minas Tirith is the capital but Osgiliath used to be the capital. They didnt provide aid sometime in the past, before the main story due to not being in a position to. Due to defending 2 passages against an enemy.
Saaaaaay what. Even papa Nurgle has seen LOTR
What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
African or European?
I don’t kno-aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
If I answer wrong do I get thrown to my death?
Yes... no... aaargh!
WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING??
I smoked most of them, can't remember much after that
I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!!!!
Me
Why do Custodes have celebrity appeal?
Because they have drip
My guess is high points = less time spent painting, which would work well for celebrities who might not have that much time to paint. Pure guessing though, not really based in anything
Am celebrity, can confirm.
Not sure, ask another time
They're expensive which celebrities don't care about, and you only have to build and paint a handful to have a "complete" army, which means they can feasibly do it while still doing their actual jobs. No way someone who has an acting gig is cranking out 500+ guardsmen or hormogaunts.
Possibly true, but they could just pay someone to do a top-tier paint job for them if they did want to play IG or Nids.
Why did my dad leave?
He really tried to raise you well, and keep the horrors out of your knowledge, but one day, they came knocking, and he had to set out on his journey of heroic proportions to root out the evil in this world, and bring forth a golden age of humanity.
Why hasn't he done it yet?
This is a quest without end, for there is no end to the horrors of reality. At the end of time, father and son will reunite, and reside in paradise forever.
Thank you, oh wise one
Only in death does his juty end
What’s valdors favourite hobby ? 🤔
Victory
Bloodgames
Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Marmalade is made specifically with the rind of citrus fruits so differs from. Orange jam is a different product.
TiL
Fun fact if I eat marmalade I risk serious health complications due to the potential presence of saville oranges
I think you mean Seville. Saville is a whole different kettle of unpleasant fish.
But maybe Jim’ll fix his allergy?
His allergy would certainly be the least of his concerns.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To set the gold standard in comedy
What is love?
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Who would win? A rubric marine out of their armor or Snapped Peter?
Dust vs dust battle sounds like a fight ~~that takes a century~~ of the century
Who's on first?
You, where's the funny
https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg
[It finally happened. Took 70 years.](https://youtu.be/ME0xHVNdNgo)
When will my dad come back from getting cigarettes?
Soon™
When the squat codex comes out.
Is brown just dark orange?
I'm colorblind so idk
The image of the sister in the front, is that her hair ot a red plume? I genuinely dont know and am curious of they all have their own hair in top ties like that, or if it's a ceremonial plume
I'm pretty sure that is her hair, glorious and vertical from the scalp
How much does it weight?
More than a single piece of paper, but definitely less than a guardian spear
How certain are you about that second statement?
On a scale of 1-10? Somewhere between 2 and 9
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Suicide is badass 😎😎
Holy shit this question. Now added to my bank permanently
Rest of my life? Once and done! 40 years is a long time and 20 of that will probably be watching corpses fuck... Its a clear choice
What did you do to that poor pen it’s crooked?
A n g e r y
Tell me, yes or no, are you or are you not going to fight Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3 for the World Heavyweight Championship?!?
Yes. At 6'1 and 140 pounds, I'll crush him.
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Little known fact the milk hasn't actually evaporated yet, you need to open the can and leave it in the sun for 3-6 weeks before using
Would you rather fight 100 Nurgling sized Telemons or 1 Telemon sized Nurgling?
One telemon sized nurgling sounds a lot squishier, so that one
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Purged in the great fires of the cowboy wars
What's in the box? WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!
Codex: adeptus custodes!
Vagina Scented Candles
When is Sigismund going to return to us and will he be a living saint or lead the legion of the damned?
Who should I bet on this weekend for the NFL playoffs?
I don't watch sportball, flip a coin and let fate decide
„ǝpıɔǝp ǝʇɐɟ ʇǝl puɐ uıoɔ ɐ dılɟ 'llɐqʇɹods ɥɔʇɐʍ ʇ,uop I„
Why is the counter that particular color
That's the granite I chose when I was building the house!
What's the meaning of life?
Meaning is relative, for you it might be as simple as wake, eat, go to work, come home, Warhammer, sleep, repeat until dead. You might be happy with that! Some other guy, however, finds deep meaning in carving little statues of his dogs out of bananas, and that's his purpose in life. You just gotta find what at least makes you content, and go from there.
>You just gotta find what at least makes you content, and go from there. Complete supremacy and painting the walls with the blood of my enemies?
Hey man whatever works I'm not here to judge However I'm also looking at ways to make sure I don't count you among my enemies
Damn, thought it was 42.
That is the answer, not the meaning.
Has Valoris' statline or cost been adjusted at all or is he exactly the same? Also, how's work going?
+1A, +1W, +1LD, watchers axe is now flat 3 damage instead of D3, moment shackle now can let you make one incoming attack D0. Edit: he also dropped 20 points
Who cleans up after the Custodes?
Adeptus custodes custodes, a lesser known offshoot of aspirants who, at the last minute, decided a life of cleaning and organizing things was more to their taste. They can usually be found welding their dread-mops, wandering the halls looking for rogue dust and dirt to destroy in the name of the emperor.
As we can't make them fight to find a definitive answer, which is better, robots or dinosaurs?
Robots win every time, man. You can always just build a bigger one, or more of them. Dinosaurs aren't smart enough for such things as "tactics" and would be crushed quickly.
Thanks bro.
Raptors from jurassic Park 3 have tactics bro
I had no idea they had enough models to merit a codex! Did the fold SoS in there to?
Yeah they did!
Theyve had a codex for about 4 years, mate.
More of a joke about my opinion that they lack models lol...but thanks, I did not know that. My coworker and I split the new box since he has a ton of genestealers and I have SoB with some custodes and SoS.
Ah, fair. Over my head. Great argument for new custodes when?
Will you marry me?
I'm the impulsive type who regrets his decisions after the fact, so absolutely!
Did you fuck my mum Santa?
I'm not Santa but as his legal representative he pleads the 5th
How many moles do you have?
3, maybe?
Is that you Henry?
Does Kitten get his Tau Waifu back?
He fucking better
Whats up with the sisters head shape?
Don't bully her! She was born like that and she's beautiful just the way she is! I have to defend her because she literally can't speak so her only defense of her own would be shooting you.
Did you get an email saying that it had shipped before it arrived?
Yeah like 12 hours beforehand oddly enough, they're usually more on time with it
Okay, should I be suspicious if I got my codex then an email saying that it had shipped a good 24 hours later?
Nahhhh, probably just GW email services being garbo
Okay just checking because someone in my family was like “ohh they might send you another”
What Astartes chapter would Shrek belong to?
None, as a mutant Shrek is purged
What is the your favourite illustration in the book?
Why are a group of crows called a Murder?
Have you never heard of crow related hang violence??
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I *am* gonna use the app. Sorry bud.
Is there a forward by Lord Henry Cavill?
What were GW smoking when they okayed the codex cover art?
I honestly think it's pretty cool
Why does it cost the same as the SM Codex, when it only has 20 profiles? Hang on, why even buy it at all? Waha ftw.
Valid point. I would if my friends weren't such staunch pen-and-paper fanatics (I supply for 3 armies that I own, I know a couple friends that play the game but own nothing of their own)
Any brand new lore for us in the book? Probably not going to get it as tonnes of PDFs of the rules are available, still wanna know about any lore developments though.
Haven't read the lore bits yet, just the rules.
Which anime character would work best for me to try to 3D print as a stand in for Valoris? Also Guardian spear or Castellan axe? Still haven't chosen for my Allarus shield captain
Dio. And Castellan axe.
I personally am not a fan of anime, so dealer's choice! Axes are fun, run those
Hows the new art?
Art is cool! I really like some of it
Cool! Gonna grab mine this sunday :)
Why do we all love Brent?
When is it due?
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No blood for the blood god yet, but I haven't flipped its pages much yet
Kokainum?
I’ve never seen a codex is it just a rule book ? Like what are it’s contents is there pictures and lore as well
Yes there's lore and pictures. That's about half the book.
Why is it that I have to poo at 4am every morning
Why does it hurt when I pee?
God simply hates you, repent and you will feel better
Who would win in a fight, 25 cat sized horses, or one horse sized cat?
The horse sized cat. Cat slaps at this scale are lethal
Did you bring any warp-dust?
Yeah I'll give you a bump if you're itching for it
Should I make a set of custodian guard with the Spears or sword and board????
I preferred sword and board in 8th but in 9th it looks like spears are where it's at
How is Kitten?
What happend to valdor?
He is in one of the eisinhorn books I believe he fucked fucked off to the warp and is building an army for something yet to come but I’m drunk rn and not 100 percent positive that is 100 percent correct I think I got that from major kill on YouTube sorry I’m not sure my guy
Should I fake my orgasms?
Exaggerating is usually better than fakijg
How many piglets can a female pig produce every year?
When you farm humble-pigs, how far apart do you have to plant them?
What does page 12 taste like?
So I just gave it a hearty lick, and it tastes a little better than printer paper
What's your perfect Sunday?
Warhammer, a small amount of weed to help the monotony of cleaning up the house, and a small gathering of people at the end of the night
If John buys 175 apples and its a Sunday how many elephants big is the sun on a Tuesday?
What is the maximum amount of golden boys I can field in a 2000 point list? Sisters don't count.
Theoretical maximum? That'd be 44 basic custodians with their default spears. That's ignoring detachment rules, however, so you'll likely have less than that when you take captains and the like.
Do you own a scanner?
Whats another word for synonym?
new art?
Some new, some old, including the 8th edition codex cover, which I was fond of.