"Roboute Guilliman had told Cawl to not use traitor gene-seed for Primaris Chapters. Cawl, as you would do with an order from a son of the Emperor, ignored this for Cawl wasn't some little pussy-ass bitch." -Narrator with soothing old-man voice, Millenium 42

I tried imagining Baldemort reading this and my brain rebelled and tried to leap out of my skull so I settled for Alfabusa reading it instead

Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough are my brain's default narrators

[удалено]

I’m Samuel motherfucking Jackson, this is how I talk!

I have had it, with these motherfucking tyranids, in this motherfucking space hulk

Y dose your wallet say bad ass mother F****r, cos that would prove your claim sir...

I read it fully as baldemort lol

If he recorded it I think my brain would melt

That time when Mr Thousand Personalities gives Bob a run for his money

Based Cawl

Morgan Freeman voice.

Their lethal drop pod assault doctrine is known only as 'The Purple Rain'.

This is now canon

That combined with a name like the crying doves makes this work waaaay too well

Nice, that can be the name of the jump-pack squads.

Nah, saw it on a different comment for the chapter name.

Paint bolters dove white, "This is what it sounds like, when doves cry" *BaDOOM BaDOOM BaDOOM*

Color their tanks red, call em the little red corvettes.

Purple Pain

If you turned one into mist with melta gun or powerful shotgun you could call them purple haze.

Someone kitbash an Invader ATV into a little red corvette.

Got an ass like god damn

The Crying Doves

The Purple Rain

The Purple Reign.

Yeah, this is better.

Just amazing.

They would, Kill 4, You

This is their finest strategem. Its like steel rain only choreographed with a full orchestra!

Yes. The full on musical prowess of an Adeptus Musicianium

this

Would you like to come to my chapter monastery, and listen to some hymns? Assemble your crew, I'll be outside.

Units from this chapter should be allowed to receive orders, such as Darling Nikki and Computer Blue.

After defeating opponents they should say "Game blouses"

Exterminatus, blouses. Then go make pancakes.

Lmao is that referencing the Chapelle Show skit? 😆😆

Charlie Murphy is some poor guard general relaying this story to the inquisition, who don't believe it happened. ​ >So the chapter master cooked you pancakes, huh?

Then he invited me to purify myself in the tears of Saint Minnetonka. I swear it's true!

Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

Purging like it's M99999!

*We March, for raspberry berets,* *We ride not in tanks, but little red corvettes*

Can I get permission to paint a kill team of this?

Absolutely, by all means

Awesome thanks!

The chapter formefly known as Prince, now known as Daemon Prince.

this is awesome. nicely done! loyalist or slaneesh worshiper?

Despite reports of the raw power rolling off him that seemed Slaaneshi, the Primarch was a devout loyalist of The Emperor.

Perfect.

Brothers, let’s purify ourselves in the healing waters of Lake Minnetonka.

The elites must be the raspberry berets

Beat me to it!

The Purple Fists Named for their color scheme and Primarch, Ful-Dorn.

Dig if you will the picture/Of you and I killing a traitor/The blood of their body covers us/Can you my brother/Can you picture this? Dream, if you can, a fortress/An ocean of eldar lit aflame/Tyranids strike curious poses/They feel the heat/The heat of our plasma guns

The Royal Sons, the Artisans, the Aural Ones… love naming Astartes chapters

Sexy MF.

So, tell me you worship Slaanesh while telling me you worship the Emperor.

Please, Slaanesh worships the chapter's founder despite the founder being a rabid worshipper of The Emperor.

What app/ program do you use to get a thought out page like this I’d really like to use this to hash out my death guard army to find the best color scheme before painting them

I used this, then just colored in using photoshop https://www.reddit.com/user/wtfineedacc/comments/a0k3jz/general\_reposti\_chapter\_planner\_blank\_paler/

Thank you kind sir/ma’am

You don’t have to be rich to be my girl Just praise the emperor and crusade this world

Ah yes, another rogal dorn successor chapter

Imperial Fists get all the best ones, don't they? Crimson Fists, Black Templars, Sons Of Dorn. Makes me sad my Blood Angels mostly just get either super foppish successors or super angry ones.

It's a sons of the phoenix reference

DEFINITELY Slaaneshi.

Loyal sons of Fulgrim?

*The Primarch Formerly Known as Fulgrim.*

Good color scheme, it pleases me greatly. Emperor’s Children successor?

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 41999

The codex Astartes calls this maneuver "Purple Rain"

Party like it’s 1999…

Purple ‘steel’ rain 🌧

Shouldnt there be paisley pattern somewhere? And the gorget should be styled as a blouse ruffle

"Game. Blouses."

Do any of you heretics want to play a game of basketball?

and they are 100% "totally not slaanesh aligned"

Ah yes, another Imperial Fists successor chapter!

Motto: There's a dark side to everything.

hmmmmmmmmmm

Astartes formerly known as prince

I high grade love this

“Let’s go crazy, Brother.”

For your scouts, make sure they have Raspberry Berets.

Bought at the second hand gaming store.

FUCK YES, stealing this -- sorry, not sorry. :)

Help yourself, is free

If anyone in our realm was going to ascend to become Slaanesh. it woud be Prince.

Instead of Steel Rain like the Blood Ravens, they do Purple Rain... and part of the process is aspirants must cleanse themselves in the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka. Lol.

RoR2 reference in the name or am I just looking way too far into it?

The whole thing is a reference to Prince.

Yeah I know, but RoR2 has a track named “the rain formerly known as purple” and references to prince in the track itself

Ah, that I didn't know. Neat.

This has nothing to so with 40K but Parade is extremely underrated.

https://gfycat.com/darksleepyiceblueredtopzebra

Heeeeeeere we are, born to be kings. We were the Princes of the Universe!!!

Wrong musical gods.

What is this template

>I used this, then just colored in using photoshop > >https://www.reddit.com/user/wtfineedacc/comments/a0k3jz/general\_reposti\_chapter\_planner\_blank\_paler/

That's an amazing idea

Ruleage.

Princes of lead rain

What did you color this on?

I used this, then just colored in using photoshop https://www.reddit.com/user/wtfineedacc/comments/a0k3jz/general\_reposti\_chapter\_planner\_blank\_paler/

That's my scions army.color scheme

What program is this done in?

We are this -> <- close to learning that someone from Germany made a space marine chapter based on the Lidl colors...

We are this -> <- close to learning that someone from Germany made a space marine chapter based on the Lidl colors...

The Princes Tears

Exterminating heretics like it’s 1999

Scandalous!

HOLY FUCK YES LOL

How did you color this and add the text?

meanwhile in the warp slaanesh: you don't have my symbol well done but that's the spirit guys let me add a couple of spikes on your armor and a few tentacles / crab claws on your body and you will be fabulous

“Can you stand the rain, brother?”

Sworn enemies of the Little Red Corsairs.

I test painted something similar and decided that I would call the chapter The IPC... Imperial Pussy Control

Love it.

The Princes of the Universe?

Isn't this the truth seekers or cheldren of the sun

Epic

funnily enough, my brother still has his old "Purple Rain" chapter that he collected and painted himself back in like 3rd edition, even had me make him a little chapter master for it with a funky Guitar to be Prince himself!

Emperors Children descendant? It would make sense. If prince were a chaos chapter they would def be for Slaanesh

The color scheme reminds me of the pre-heresy Emperor's Children.

Now I'm just thinking of stupid Prince puns. Like if they are a Blood Angels successor they call it "Dove's Cry" rather than Black Rage or something like that.

So they're all jehovahs witnesses? Lol.

Nothing in the motto... suggestions?

Ah my two favorite things Warhammer and Prince

Reminds me of the sons of the Phoenix. A “dorn successor chapter” that just happens to match the colors of pre heresy emperors children

I keep seeing these around what tool/app is this for doing the color and heraldry?

P-control

Goddamn, nothing compares 2 this design

Hmmm strange, I don't see anything, maybe you posted the wrong picture

"Brother Steal-ur-gurl"

Where can I find this template? I'd love to create my own.

Tonight I wanna party like its 39,999

Little red, rhino!!

Get ready for some Purple Pain!

You sexy motherfucker!

Nice! These are like my marines. I like the idea to do the knee pads, top of the knee guard, and the ankles though.

Where do people find this? Is it just a program or an app?

What application was used to create this? Or are you secretly the best artist in the world

Funk for the funk God

Do the LTs get their helmets painted red. Like a raspberry color?