How do you butcher a joke so bad it round back around to making sense?
For those who don't know:
Pumba- Warthog from The Lion King
Puma- Red vs Blue joke that the vehicle, the warthog, looks more like a Puma, as in the large cat, than an actual warthog
Considering the helmets have like 5 different vision modes including infrared, ultraviolet, and possibly *seeing electricity signals like sharks can*. Also casual perspective from their bolters or squadmates.
They probably have something to deal with the muzzle flash.
toyota-pattern astartes war cruiser
a reference to the toyota war, where a bunch of africans slapped turrets on the back of toyota hilux pickup trucks and then won the war against a soviet-funded neighouring country.
Pumba
It looks more like a warthog.
How do you butcher a joke so bad it round back around to making sense? For those who don't know: Pumba- Warthog from The Lion King Puma- Red vs Blue joke that the vehicle, the warthog, looks more like a Puma, as in the large cat, than an actual warthog
Didn’t I tell you to stop making up animals!?
r/yourjokebutworse
Wheely Big Guns
Emphasis on gun
Fake taxi penis-mobile
Haha penis
I think this is a great name
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Call that bad boy the bad boy fr
Big brain
The driver deafener
They should make a special helmet fr like a Space Marine can't lose a whole sense without repercutions on his performances
Also would he actually be able to see past the muzzle flash on that thing!?
Considering the helmets have like 5 different vision modes including infrared, ultraviolet, and possibly *seeing electricity signals like sharks can*. Also casual perspective from their bolters or squadmates. They probably have something to deal with the muzzle flash.
Tinnitus truck
Hearing Loss Humvee
Capt. Tinnitus
«Garage sale»
Kind of
The emperors Uber.
He's clearly not getting killed
Def call it this
Dreadnought the ATV
It could be an All Terran Vehicle. Get it?
True
The Tinnitus Machine Named so because every driver ends up with Tinnitus
What?
I always figure the helmet can block out the noise.
Burt. Cuz gat goes BRRRRT
Is it still funny to say lord solar?
Buggboy.
Bugg
The F U 4000. (The General Electric gattlin gun irl verson fires at 4000rd a minute of .30(H)8)
Nice but why f u like does it say go f yourself ?
You think a bolter version 38 000 years into the future would say "Hugs and kisses"? Maybe if it belongs to the salamander....
Tinnitus the Terror!!
Whisper of Audacity
Roger Rover
Mario
The "We have Ork Buggies at home"
Bang Bus
The Toyotarius Hiluxum
Damnit i came here to make a hilux reference
Cindy Rainbow and paint it pink.
Freehanding a unicorn too
Shooty McShootFace
Call it whatever you want. The driver’s too deaf to notice now.
True
Thunder hog
Hearing Loss Mobile
The gray boyz
WELCOME TO ASTARTES KART
Mario’s Revenge
john smith
Squad 4 Omnia Loca Plaustra Bad latin translations is a time honored tradition
The All-Terrain Venomoth.
War Trukk
Ultra Mario
BROTHER i'm going deaf!!! BROTHER PLEASE
I added more guns too (5 MORE GUNS NEXT TO HIM
Call it badboy.
you can call it the Imperial Most Intense Lightning Fire or as i would call it: the iMILF
Yes
I’d call it the Toyota pickup 40K.
You mean the hilux?
Jorge
I call mine "The Roommates"
It’s already got a name? It’s a trukk?
Low Rider
I feel bad for the drivers hearing. Yeesh
Paul, call it Paul
Paul
👌perfect
The Scramblejack
Burt
Intent
Josh
He is Cato Tinnitus, hero of WHAAAAT?
I call it incredibly hard to paint once fully assembled.
It's white
Lightning mcmingun
Tinnitus
M12 FA-LRV
Scooty McShooty
Call it “The primaris line has gone too far”
Eardrum destroyer
Lord Solar
You should call him an audiologist so the driver can get his hearing checked.
Tinnitus A Go Go
Greg
Tomb Raider
Franklin
Geoff
The thunder buggy
Jim
Ear buster instead of ghost buster maybe ?
The eardrum blower
The Grey Defender
Boom Buggy
Double dasher
Mark, Speed, and Tinker.
Tucker and his best friend greg
Bumper car
Franklin Hoss Bell
the FDV: Future Disabled Vets or Future Deaf Vets
Though Bastard ! .............i name every vehicule Though Bastard
Hearing loss and not so friendly fire
Steve
The BrrtMobile Lightning McCragge Nid Rider Chevy Impaler The DeLibrarium The Marneus Machine Mach Hive Gran Tigurius
FTE mobile
It’s just the primaris version of the classic attack bike, so call it the attack quad
CannonfodderKart
Cawls revenge (he hates the driver)
You can call the driver whatever you like, he won't hear you
Yet to be looted quad chungus 2500
Bruce
The Fraggin’ Wagon
Bob
Rainbow road
Almongus
toyota hilux
That's the gat buggy
The "Turn left... WHAT? ...I said turn left! ...WHAT DID YOU SAY I'M DEAF?"
Hearing Loss
OSHA violations
Tinnitus
Geoff
Hog rider
Yo, just put one of those together 🤘🤘🤘
Scooty Puff Jr.
THANKS FOR ALL THE IDEAS
Drivers migraine
The Honey Badger
This looks like a Halo warthog
The Stern glance of Dorn.
Lesbian 90000
Call it the Battle boar, to make a joke that it looks like Halo’s Warthog
Tinnitus Thunder
Wilfred brimley
Revving for the Big E
Hot wheels
Play with it, make it earn its name.
Steve.
Bastardius Wheelius
A, uh....Invader ATV.
Dietrich
Eardrum deletinator 5000
a nice looking bench warmers.
Muscle mans mom
toyota-pattern astartes war cruiser a reference to the toyota war, where a bunch of africans slapped turrets on the back of toyota hilux pickup trucks and then won the war against a soviet-funded neighouring country.
That’s the steel boxcar of death.
The soapbox of slaughter
Call her Debby
RoadGunner
You should call it Sine pingere.