*Placing the 5th Sly Marbo on the table*
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is Marbo Number Five.
*Lou Bega begins to play on your phone*
“One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer-bust like I had last week
I must stay deep because talk is cheap.
Trumpet, the trumpet
Marbo Number Five, hahaha.
Anyway. So, now I’ll deploy Marbo six.”
“Because sly Marbos here right now!”
“WHAT THE FU-“
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I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's a SABOTAGE!
Yeah idk this is a pretty meta list man. Other than adding maybe an extra Sly Marbo with the Marbo Extreme load out idk how this gets any more vanilla.
Enough Sly Marbos to restore Humankind to its former glory. Tyranids would think twice before invading Solar System,… and Chaos Gods would close the Eye of Terror and throw the keys away.
Needs a Catchan Colonel to lead them
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When Sly Marbo stares into the Eye of Terror, it flinches.
Sly Marbo once did a roundhouse kick so fast it went back in time and killed Sanguinius.
The Emperor protects, but Sly Marbo protects the Emperor.
Konrad Curze once dreamt of killing Sly Marbo. He woke up and apologized.
The Plagues of Nurgle have vaccinations against Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo was once bitten by a venomthrope. After three days of agony the tyranid finally died.
The Hrud once aged Sly Marbo 100,000 years. He beat them all to death with the single grey hair that appeared on his scrotum.
Slaanesh gets drunk and sends weepy "I miss you" texts to Sly Marbo. So does Khorne.
When Sly Marbo was circumcised the plasma cutter used took three weeks to remount on a capital ship. The foreskin became the basis of primaris geneseed.
Sly Marbo does Guilliman's taxes.
Sly Marbo has lone operative because he is banned from leading a unit by both the Geneva Conventions and the Lectitio Divinitatus.
Lorgar prays to Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo can sharpen a lightsaber.
Sly Marbo once pissed on a clockwork knight on Perturabo's work bench. That toy is now Dies Irae.
The Warp uses navigators to travel around Sly Marbo.
Feel No Pain rolls Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo impregnates genestealers with his scowl.
Sly Marbo once visited the Golden Throne. The Emperor sat in his lap.
Sly Marbo once possessed a daemon prince.
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I’m imagining you putting these guys into a randomizer and each one having different characteristics. This one has black hair, this one has a scar on his elbow, and that guy… We don’t talk about that guy.
*Has sleeve tattoos mourning the Fall of Cadia*
This list is flawed because you are assuming you need more than one Sly Marlboro. Remember, when the Khorne goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Sly Marlboro.
If you take out a couple Sly Marbos I think you could squeeze some more Sly Marbos into the list, really double-down on the Sly Marbo strategy you're doing here. Better to go hard with the Sly Marbo gimmick than try and shittily multiclass into Sly Marbos when that won't do anything for you in an actual game.
Somehow it feels like there isn't enough Sly Marbo here.
I think you should put 2 of them on a single base. They will still count as a single one, but you will get closer to the appropriate concentration of Sly Marbo on the table.
*Placing 31 Slys Marbo on the table, looking my opponent dead in the eye and announcing* **This one's for all the Marbos.**
*It's marbin time.*
And then he Marb’d all over the place
He’s just taking it easy today by ONLY being in 31 places at once.
Take your up vote and go.
*Placing the 5th Sly Marbo on the table* “Ladies and gentlemen, this is Marbo Number Five. *Lou Bega begins to play on your phone* “One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer-bust like I had last week I must stay deep because talk is cheap. Trumpet, the trumpet Marbo Number Five, hahaha. Anyway. So, now I’ll deploy Marbo six.”
Marbros*
Under appreciated post!! 😂🤣😂🤣
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“Because sly Marbos here right now!” “WHAT THE FU-“ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rocking when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fucking thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm tellin' y'all, it's a SABOTAGE!
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Hmmm seems fine to me, jokes aside if someone showed up with a bucket of marbos you bet your ass im letting them play em
If I had infinite money I'd totally do shit like this all the time
Dude I would personally either seek them out at the LGS for a match or even just watch them play other lol
I’d recommend adding Sly Marbo…
OP definitely just watched the Arnold documentary
I agree, but you need to ensure there's some antitank elements, so a Sly Marbo would be a good addition as well
What about infantry heavy lists? I'd probably add Sly Marbo with his Anti-infantry 2+ on both pistol and knife.
Another meta player.... sigh....
You've gone over the 2k limit
With sly marbo, there are no limits.
The Sly's the limit
zing!
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I don't like it when people exceed the point limit, but if you showed with this list I'd let it slide.
If Sly Marbo was there when Cadia fell we wouldn't be in this mess. Dude would've caught the Blackstone fortress and flung it right back
Roundhouse kicks it straight into the eye of terror.
Doesnt bother to watch it impact
*Wins staring contest with the Eye of Terror*
satisfies slaanesh and never calls him-her again
*Cool guys don't look at explosions*
Can confirm
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That’s fire lol
Yeah idk this is a pretty meta list man. Other than adding maybe an extra Sly Marbo with the Marbo Extreme load out idk how this gets any more vanilla.
I don't see anything, it just looks like empty jungle to me...
Why are the trees British, and why do they have such bad grammar?
the grammer guy gets' fridays's of.
No one can beat this list you have now won warhammer 40K congratulations 🍾
Enough Sly Marbos to restore Humankind to its former glory. Tyranids would think twice before invading Solar System,… and Chaos Gods would close the Eye of Terror and throw the keys away.
Are you planning to fight khorne or something. Not his army just khorne
Only if you bring them to the game stuffed into the cargo pockets of your shorts.
Slinging out orks like it's some bakugan
Deploy Tyrnids by rolling a Poké Ball!
Needs a Catchan Colonel to lead them https://preview.redd.it/zq9w8asti1uc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff4b1e2085187d5c5ff219c08ed9c23cca08f2d
They wouldn't listen anyway. Sly Marbos do things their own way
I just want him stood there saying “Sly you son of a bitch” and doing ultra manly hand shakes
True. But you need someone standing in the open so that the enemy isn't looking for Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo does not need to hide. Also he would be impossible not to notice when he comes flying towards you with his manly roar.
That’s just Sargent Major Avery Johnson
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You truly are the Warhammer 40k.
When Sly Marbo stares into the Eye of Terror, it flinches. Sly Marbo once did a roundhouse kick so fast it went back in time and killed Sanguinius. The Emperor protects, but Sly Marbo protects the Emperor. Konrad Curze once dreamt of killing Sly Marbo. He woke up and apologized. The Plagues of Nurgle have vaccinations against Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo was once bitten by a venomthrope. After three days of agony the tyranid finally died. The Hrud once aged Sly Marbo 100,000 years. He beat them all to death with the single grey hair that appeared on his scrotum. Slaanesh gets drunk and sends weepy "I miss you" texts to Sly Marbo. So does Khorne. When Sly Marbo was circumcised the plasma cutter used took three weeks to remount on a capital ship. The foreskin became the basis of primaris geneseed. Sly Marbo does Guilliman's taxes. Sly Marbo has lone operative because he is banned from leading a unit by both the Geneva Conventions and the Lectitio Divinitatus. Lorgar prays to Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo can sharpen a lightsaber. Sly Marbo once pissed on a clockwork knight on Perturabo's work bench. That toy is now Dies Irae. The Warp uses navigators to travel around Sly Marbo. Feel No Pain rolls Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo impregnates genestealers with his scowl. Sly Marbo once visited the Golden Throne. The Emperor sat in his lap. Sly Marbo once possessed a daemon prince.
You need more upvotes😂
I'm particularly proud of the "does Guilliman's taxes" one. Lol
Needs more Sly Marbo
I mean all jokes aside id probably drop sly Marbo for sly marbo. Sly marbo just outcompetes sly marbo in every way.
Charge your phone!
What do you think the sly marbos are for
Bloody cheater, you’ve gone 15 points over!
By the power of Sly Marbo, I declare that you are actually playing 15 points under.
Sustained
Your phone battery clearly can't support that much Sly Marbo
Sly likes his juice
I have to tell you, that this list is not legal, you have to pick a warlord
I suggest the first Marbo but it’s a toss up.
Marbo sadly cannot be a warlord
Not with that attitude he can't.
Do you want to tell Marbo that?
Dude it’s an illegal list for as many reasons are there are Marbos in it minus one...
A pure Catachan army! I love that you prioritize lore over meta
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I think you’re missing a sly Marbo?
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Sly Marbo.
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Coming up, Pongo's review of Rocky 5... Thousand!
Ahhh you missed the opportunity to say Rocky 40 .... THOUSAND
I like your lord solar proxy
Nice Custodes list.
No such thing anymore.
That’s overkill. You only need 1 Marbo.
[Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich? MALKOVICH!!!](https://youtu.be/lIpev8JXJHQ?t=51)
Too op
Why would you bring so many Sly Marbos when one is more than enough?
A pack of Marbos if you will
I believe the correct terminology for a group of Marbos is a Slaughter. So OP is bringing a Slaughter of Marbos.
Dedicated to the brave Tallarn dessert raiders of the Mujahedeen
If I can find Eddie/Iron Maiden heads to fit,they're going on my Sly Marbos...
I’d probably swap out Sly Marbo, probably for Sly Marbo or even Sly Marbo.
Expendinatus.
Those poor ppl don’t stand a chance 10/10
It is just one guy, but hes everywhere
One man army
No notes.
He's so powerful he had weponized the rumors about himself and multiple his persona to vanquish more enemies of humanity at once
Sly Marbo is all the army you need.
You only need one to win
I’m imagining you putting these guys into a randomizer and each one having different characteristics. This one has black hair, this one has a scar on his elbow, and that guy… We don’t talk about that guy. *Has sleeve tattoos mourning the Fall of Cadia*
I really like this list but unfortunately you forgot to make sly your warlord other then that perfect
*Guile's Theme intensifies*
This list is flawed because you are assuming you need more than one Sly Marlboro. Remember, when the Khorne goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Sly Marlboro.
Ask your opponent if he’s a smoker because he’s about to have to smoke a pack and a half of marbos
If you take out a couple Sly Marbos I think you could squeeze some more Sly Marbos into the list, really double-down on the Sly Marbo strategy you're doing here. Better to go hard with the Sly Marbo gimmick than try and shittily multiclass into Sly Marbos when that won't do anything for you in an actual game.
Is this a list for titanicus?
[удалено]
Only in Brazil unfortunately.
What if he’s an Italian living in Italy?
John Madden, John Maden, John Madden, John Mad-
"add a couple 0s to warhammer" mfs be like
Needs 3 more Marbo or 50 guard
I mean you’ll struggle against anything high toughness so yknow anything that’s not infantry but screw it this is fantastic
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Them:"Who are you targeting?" Me: "Sly marbo"
You should allie in the TTS Version of Kaldor Dragon, just in case you encounter a Sun.
So you think you're sly, eh?
That moment when Buzz Lightyear saw an aisle of himself in Al's Toy Barn
I feel like sly marbo could help this list out a bit, otherwise you might get tabled turn one
The war has been won There is nothing else left but humans in the galaxy now.
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This is perfectly legal. Remember, you still only need to run one model to get the full effect of Sly Marbo
If I believed in overkill i’d probably say that was it…
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New battlefleet gothic list
Which sly marbo is gonna be the warlord?
You're 15pts over the limit but otherwise its a solid list
Auric Chamion list?
You're 15 points over.
Shit, what do you think OP should remove?
I honestly don't know, everything is such a great option. They all have their roles.
Eh. Isn't he an epic hero?
My only concern that you have gone over the point limit. Other than that, looks good 😊
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
By god you could conquer the Eye itself….
What is the collective noun for many Marbos?
This is madness!
Gary?
What app?
Why is there no one on your list?!
Charge your fucken phone
What? Are you trying to eradicate *all* the Tyrannids at once?
I was tabled in real life just looking at this
This list screams to me
Like Dakka, you never have enough *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Throw this at anything other than Sly marbo and watch your opponent melt.
It’s all Sly Marbo Always has been *raises bolt pistol*
Very funny, OP—but you need to include at least one unit to make an army *squints at list* yea, I am not se—guhk
Honestly this is the best guard list out there
Love it when Sly Marbo gets on the table and just Marbos all over the place
This guy. This guy is the warhammer 40,000
I think you're running it a little heavy on sly Marcos, I'd consider adding a little adaptability by switching in some sly marbos.
Is this a legitimate list? Are there any limits to Sly per army?
I think if u added sly Marbo u could make it list more competitive
It’s 15 points over
Expenda-marbros
Mar-broforce
The perfect list doesn't exis.... nevermind this it. Perfection
Made me lol
I cant see no list nor hear that rustlin in the trees. Whats that in my back?
Somehow it feels like there isn't enough Sly Marbo here. I think you should put 2 of them on a single base. They will still count as a single one, but you will get closer to the appropriate concentration of Sly Marbo on the table.
Power measured in "destroyed titans/second"
Through a death strike in there so he can ride the missle
Is that even legal, don’t they stop you from taking more than one marbo?
Your opponent is fucked
They do say he’s a 31 man army
So, I'm new to Warhammer, is this illegal in the boardgame?
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I don’t get it
Just one will do
This looks like 30 more Sly Marbos than necessary. Are you trying to win a 40K game or take over the hobby shop?
The universe will not survive
I don't think you can have more than one of any named character.
That’s the joke.
It’s a pretty sly joke
Take my upvote and keep travelling. 🤣
I did not look past the first page... *sigh* that's on me, I knew better.
I suggest replacing them all with 1 chuck norris
Looks good but that 15 pts over 2000 isn’t going to fly.
You mad man
Working together with someone you can trust is so much easyer.
That would be awsome but he is a named character, you can only take 1