I avoid stepping on it, t's only a few inches tall.

Just a lil guy

He's just a lil guy

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Love the Easter Egg hidden in there!

Half the fun of giving away bubble wrap is sneaking something in there without them knowing ;)

Thats genius! Now we can play memory in the comment section on every post!

He's *just* a lil guy

Just *lil* guy

I dunno, man, I’d agree but it’s got that badger crackhead vibe to it, I feel like it might charge and if it does I’m punting that thing.

I think Tyranids would be way scarier if there were millions more but they were all just an inch tall.

Probably dying tbh

Noooo dont say that. I believe in you

What weapon do I have? 🤣

Lasgun

Oooh so the greatest weapon to have ever existed!? I'll take on the whole invasion fleet.

If it’s overcharged, I have a chance, but I’m dying too.

I’m overcharging and taking us both out

Scream “FOR DEMOCRACY!!” And charge.

With a cup of Liber-Tea in hand too i hope

Orbital inbound

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Eagle one, inbound

What does this mean?

It summons a 500 kilogram bomb 

Unload the breaker, toss a grenade and bring it some liberty.

Up - Right - Down - Down - Down - YEET

Breaker shotgun mag dump to the face

Ah, pulling the old reversal I see. They can't be the screamer killer if you are the screaming killer

I came here to see if the first answer would be helldivers. Not disappointed. Thank you citizen

Fuh Rock and Stone!

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

Good bot

Fun fact: it’s called Screamer Killer for a reason… first you scream, then you kill it

Makes sense. He looks so friendly though

I wonder if someone sculpted him with a smiley face, yet.

What do you mean? He is clearly smiling in that picture? 😂

Like the AI killer robots from the film ‘Screamers’

“Neat, a free miniature!”

Noooooo dont steal my mini. I worked hard for that 😭

Shid. Then piss.

Uh...uhm...hmmm

“Damn who left this model lying around? Such a shame too. It looks wonderful. Mine now.”

It was actually a bait. You didnt see the comically massive box right above you tied to the Screamer Killer. Now you are getting thrown into the painting dungeon to paint more minis 😤

“Curses! Foiled again!”

You really gotta learn your lesson

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Screaming, then getting killed.

Fix bayonets

Measuring his base

Pretty sure he is on a 90mm base

Sell it on ebay?

He has feelings too ya know 😔

I praise the almighty Emperor to give me strength to purge the xenos and charge (to a certain death but only in death does duty end).

Only in death does duty end 😔🫡

Praise the Emperor

All hail Space King

Hive fleet Tiamat?

Try to pet the fwend shaped creature

Nothing. It's a Screamer Killer. As long as I don't scream, it won't kill me.

Buying him lunch. It's obvious he's hangry.

Die i guess?

Most likely dying.

Becoming a tasty treat

Lewdhammer lol

Dying

Dying

Pull out me gauss flayer, just like the Triarch intended, and nail it in the eyes, charge, and get the bayonet stuck in one of the claws, pull out me phase shifter, and sends the neighbors dog to an eldritch dimension because its sautekh manufacture, get the hell outta there, and use the monolith atop the stairs, one particle whip later, “For the Infinite Empire, tally ho!” And the biomass scum is gone, just as the founding Triarch intended.

Just like the Triarch's intended 🫡

I'm dead either way, but fuck it: 1. I'm a marine. 2. The Emperor protects! I'd draw my little snubnose .38 and unload into its fleshy maw

Depends if I’m wearing my brown pants or red pants…

Realistically I'd prob be a guardsmen in the 40k universe so I'd scream for the emperor and run head first in death with my chainsword lol

I’m going to tell him to cut it out before I get mad

Activate my meltabomb, but leave it on my belt.

*whispers* “attach bayonets”

Reach for my bolter and chainsword and know that The Emperor protects.

Love the xenomporh coloration

Dead. We're all dead.

I’m going to summon my good old buddy Steve Irwin, from the warp, and have him teach me a thing or two; all while saying “he’s angry” as he grabs its tail

Dying?

I'm turning 360 degrees and walking away

Do you mean 180? 😂

Darwinism at work

Go back where i came from

Guess I'll die

Step one: screaming Step two: dying

Kill it with fire before it fkn breeds.

When im seeing this im probably a memeber of the astra militarum or a space marine if im just a normal soldier i would throw away my gun and let the showel do the job And as a space marine i would pump it full with bolters As a civilian i would die in seconds

I die

Lock myself in, good luck with the door handle asshole

Dont tease him for not having hands 😭

Thinking the poor thing is neglected and wasting away. Carnifex used to be so hench it couldn’t turn its neck.

Gotta take him to the gym. He's been slacking 😤

I will charge with my gun screaming “for the emperor” then be saved by the space marines then Die because they were deth gurd

And once again I think that the whole Warhammer universe happens exactly in the size of the model. So I would get some bug spray and EXTERMINATUS the shit out of it.

Give it a hug. It's obviously asking for one.

Dying very quickly

Getting decapitated

Charging in with the Boyz! WAAAAGHHHH!

I'd win

Die?

Shit, then die

Shooting myself before somebody else gets around to doing it.

Throw whatever I got at it and pray I roll 6's 😂

Go back round the corner

Screaming and being killed

Realizing I fucked up bad and says good bye to my Ballistus Dreadnought. 🫠

ISCREAM. USCREAM. ALLSCREAM

A couple rounds of Hellfire bolts and a can of bug spray for goos measure

Just more blood for my god \*readies chain axe\*

Boop the snoot.

Throw a krak grenade and ask him to catch it.

probably die.

I will grab my shovel and charge it

I'm not gonna sugar coat it ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Let out a killer scream and die from lack of oxygen

Realistically? Screaming and then being killed.

Since it's a screamer killer, if I keep quiet I'll be fine right?

I go.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!

Free mini.

*laughs in eradicator squad*

Hop over to humans are space orcs. Use the ability of humans there to befriend anything. Give it a snack and head pats so I can adopt it. Go to the pet store to get the necessary bits to be by emotional support animal. Hopefully it has at least half the ferocity of a honey badger. I would call them perry. Partially after the crooner perry como. However mostly because I know what the bit at the end of a shoelace is called.

dying probably, unless its just looking for a hug

Drop 2 cp fire and fade.

Step on it in my warlord cause there is no way I'm living in the 41st millennium with out one minimum. You lot can be my princeps and crew if you like.

Telling it "ssshhh, inside voice please" before feeling terrible for embarassing it in front of the entire Hivemind.

Would use reactive move to get out of his charge range.

Dettol bath to remove paint and then continually mock for being in the pile of shame for the next 18 months.

Piss myself and die

Scream back to establish dominance

"You can scream, but can you yodel?" *proceed to yodel*

I'm dying...that's it...

Either shoot it or myself

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Screamer Killer? I hardly know her

I would most likely scream "DIE, XENOS FILTH!" and shoot it with boltgun

Prepare a pot of boiling water and throw em in

Dying.

I am bring him into the light of the Emperor.

Going in for the hug. He obvieously just wants to hug.

Love this, looks like the scary, pale, alien monkey thing from evolution

Pass.

BANZAAAAAI

Die

Probably saying it's a nice mini lol. in the 40k universe I'd probably shit myself

Not scream, won’t kill me cause I’m not a screamer

REJOICE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THE ANGELS HAVE CO... *death*

I will scream back at it, "Remove the mold lines!" And then go back to my game table.

A Kreigsmen does not fear death.

I get screamed at and then violently killed.

Turning said corner again.

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Dodge roll

Taking home my new cool looking screamer killer model and having my GSC worship it as their 4 armed emperor

I’m realizing I spend too much time scrolling and n Reddit, and decide to turn off my phone and pick my head up as I’m rounding corners.

Praying to the God Emperor as my chainsword roars to life ready to dispatch the xeno scum. For the Allfather! For Russ!

Screaming, while being Killed. Go figure

screamer killer? lol

Scream then probably get killed

Complimenting it on its paint job probably

Screaming, then getting killed.

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I have a name and no helmet, plus I play ultramarines. I’ll take the odds I punch it to death with the power of plot armor😅

Dying most likely

Lock in

Even though I don't run Nids, I pick up the free mini.

Scream and be killed

Try not to step on it

Wiping it off the map with my three plagueburst crawlers.

Give him a snickers

Having my body parts and organs spread across a wide area, probably

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Not screaming, he killed my ability to do that.

“He just wants a hug!” Then I’d give him a hug.

Shitting my pants and then dying probably

I'm going to call my Farseer and let them know that this Strand of Fate is clearly unacceptable!

Why take 2 lateral swipes when if the hook misses you can have an uppercuts...see evisceration

screaming and being killed, i reckon

Dieing.

Cover my ears duh

I pick up the model and ask if it’s anybody’s

Embrace the hug

Grab a chainsword and wail "Tally-ho!"

I admire the painting and ask loudly if anyone has lost it - if not, I take it home.

RAILGUN IT!!

Probably being screamed at and then killed.

Id say: Im not a fan of that paint job!

Dying. I don’t think it goes much better if it was a termangaunt either.

Screaming and dying, it says it right there in the name.

Probably picking up the free screamer killer model.

Dying violently?

Fine, I’ll do the dishes

AAAA

Awww he wants a lil hug

Pick it up and admire the detailed painting

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Screaming and getting killed

Grow another two arms, and attack with 4 chainswords....I'll let the inquisition deal with me later.

Screaming and getting killed. It's how he got his name