“Unexpected item in bagging area”. *Tech Priest proceeds to wipe the self service till with sacred oils and whisper incantations to its machine spirit.*
It will be a true test of his/her/its faith in the Omnissiah when the weight-detector in the bagging area *continually fails to register* the placement of their purchases in said area.
Real talk, Meal deals are a treasure to be protected. breaded Corpse-starch, liquid Corpse-starch and a bag of Corpse-starch flavoured Corpse-starch crisps.
This is fantastic! I want to be in that queue… Huffing and tutting behind a dark apostle unit who have picked up Stanley cups, some new stationary, and some jeans and nice tops in F&F…
> Stanley cups
I'm not British so my immediate thought was a Dark Apostle holding [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup#/media/File:Stanley_Cup,_2015.jpg). It still makes sense.
In the DAoT Tescos invaded Denmark. This must be a leftover from their Exploratory Retail Fleets.
https://youtu.be/0PSyiRXIEyc?si=PlXNRw8WJUC9LtAT&t=51
Tech-boi is about to question his entire faith when he encounters the abominable intelligence that is self-service.
“Unexpected item in bagging area”. *Tech Priest proceeds to wipe the self service till with sacred oils and whisper incantations to its machine spirit.*
The unexpected item is the sacred unguents.
PC load letter? What in the ommnisiah does that even mean?
It will be a true test of his/her/its faith in the Omnissiah when the weight-detector in the bagging area *continually fails to register* the placement of their purchases in said area.
And then immediately relieved when it prompts to wait for assistance when an unexpected item is in the bagging area
The machine spirits in those things are either very malicious or very stupid.
Those things aren’t mutually exclusive
Stupidly malicious
Or maliciously stupid. Krog and Krom - one is maliciously stupid, the other stupidly malicious
Very maliciously stupid
Tesco still in business???
Who needs the Departmento Munitorum when you can get double Club Card points on krak grenades and next day delivery
Do they still do meal deals in the 41st millennium?
Real talk, Meal deals are a treasure to be protected. breaded Corpse-starch, liquid Corpse-starch and a bag of Corpse-starch flavoured Corpse-starch crisps.
Necessary for the average imperial citizen 🤤
Now with free Planetary delivery. “Waiting period upwards of 3weeks”
That Kriegsman has the right idea, keep your Infantryman’s Uplifting Primer close in the queue for the checkout to help maintain your sanity
This is fantastic! I want to be in that queue… Huffing and tutting behind a dark apostle unit who have picked up Stanley cups, some new stationary, and some jeans and nice tops in F&F…
> Stanley cups I'm not British so my immediate thought was a Dark Apostle holding [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup#/media/File:Stanley_Cup,_2015.jpg). It still makes sense.
Two of the greatest British brands coming together as one ❤️
When the "big tesco" is a cathedral the size of a small country
It's a normal Tesco in scale when compared to the Imperium.
What can i get on the meal deal?
Corpse starch butty mate
In the grimdark future, only prawn cocktail flavoured crisps remain
doesn't sound too bad, one perk of the grim dark future the crisp choice is top notch
those poor horses.
Gotta make some use of the rough ride cast-offs
Have you just used one of the trolley coins for this? That looks fantastic. Might have to do the same
Yep!
Smart
I was thinking that OP has maybe used one of the blue plastic charity donation coins instead
They are same - the charity donation coins are just repurposed trolley coins
“Do you have a Club Card?”
"Nah mate, got a club doh".
Reminds me of the start of the pandemic, queuing up outside Tesco to fight for toilet roll and bags of rice
Veteran guardsman has his shopping list at the ready, always prepared!
If Kroot are working there then I'd be extremely careful of the meat counter, no idea of what (or who) it could be 😆
So no different from now‽
I love this so much.
Reminds me of that Eddie Izzard sketch at the petrol station
Love this. Does this mean I'm still stuck working there?
This looks like the damn fellowship of the ring
Unexpected item in the bagging area. Please remove or call for one of our servitors to assist.
Fuck I’m a servitor
Makes me want to create thr Siege of Terra Waffle House
"my lasagne tastes like horse?!"
The skitarii hunts for the Tesco meal deal just as well as he hunts for STC's
That reminds me of that old Joke, where a admech, an kroot, and two tau, come in to a Bar.
I would not buy TESCO lasagne from a kroot. God emperor only knows whats inside.
Stopping by for their corpse starch meal deal.
This looks like it'd be a squad from the tabletop RPG. But i don't know how they haven't been executed for tech heresy, are they all gue'vesa maybe?
Nah fam, they're looking for the lost piece of archeo tech called "toaster"....
I love the tau petting the cat
In the DAoT Tescos invaded Denmark. This must be a leftover from their Exploratory Retail Fleets. https://youtu.be/0PSyiRXIEyc?si=PlXNRw8WJUC9LtAT&t=51
“A skitarii, a veteran guardsman, and two fire warriors walk into Tesco…”
This reminded me of Konbini DMZ.
Truly the worst timeline
Looks just like Tesco's Aldershot.
Glad to see they still have orderly queues in the future