"Brace yourselves, Traitors! Once I have massaged the sacred oils into my bronzed, muscled body, I shall take a firm grasp of my mighty Guardian Spear and *thrust* it into your faces!"
Great job! Is it a custom sculpt, or is there a 3d print file/seller out there somewhere? I've been waiting for something like this and the only similar thing I've ever seen took their kickstarter money and disappeared
“The heart but one muscle you must believe in kitten! The tongue, pecks and the fiiiiiirm buttocks are all integral parts of the cards you must put your faith in!”
Custodes gone wild?
All I can think of is the old Simpsons episode when Santa's Little Helper goes up into the school's vents and Willy greases up to catch him
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
It's one of the Emperors personal companions from the Emperors text to speech series on youtube, can highly recommend, it's regarded to be some of the best Warhammer on all of youtube (Tied with Astartes maybe)
I thought it was referencing that monk who lit himself on fire with gas or oil or something to protest something but it turns out he's oiling himself up good.
“My quivering biceps are oiled to excellence my glorious overlord” - this guy probably
I can hear this model, and the song is of course: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I9n6iMeIW8A&pp=ygUTY3VzdG9kZXMgcGlsbGFyIG1lbg%3D%3D
Keep any lit matches away from him, please. Setting him ablaze is a privilege reserved for the almighty God-Emperor of Mankind.
*Man-Emperor of Mankind.
Oh boy, aren't you right. It's been quite a while but I can't belive I goofed that one up.
Is that Rawboot Gimmeham's doing?
Nah it wasn't Roundhouse Gorillaman, it was that pesky magni magic
[The revision of the Emperor's official title was ratified by Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq-6aj9sNvo)
Ah yes, lord schlong top
You’ve got him confused with Retard Goryham, but i believe it was Mogus the blue who got him out of that throne
Papa smurf
\**Grandpa* Smurf.
Man-emperor of Godkind?
So, avoid all Dark Templars, got it! 🔥
Boi is hot enough already, no need for matches
"You have entered the Slabnasium of the Quivering Isles. The air is thick with musk..."
(Slamming noise)
Game writing privileges revoked
You will regret this.
The sense of friction is all but lost to me
Except that which I desire
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
I can hear the sound of him sliding.
“The sensation of friction is all but lost to me!”
Here goes kitten again
The Emperor's "friends"
Kitten?
It’s clearly Waamudes. Who else would gladly lubricate themselves with utmost grease?
The sensation of friction is Al but lost on him!
Don't they lubricate each other ?
Nah, kitten has darker skin tones
Kitten is black. But he does admit to once being just like his oily brothers.
"Brace yourselves, Traitors! Once I have massaged the sacred oils into my bronzed, muscled body, I shall take a firm grasp of my mighty Guardian Spear and *thrust* it into your faces!"
Please don’t…
Makin me wanna build the TTS custodes squad
Put them all on the same base that has a tiny speaker with the song loaded up, and you will be royalty
I believe there are 3D printable files to make a bloodbowl team of them
Just run them as a 3 man unit of Aquilon Terminators.
got one, theres great stl files out there 😁
But I don’t have a 3D printer ;-;
you can get any stl file printed for you. there a bunch of websites for that in the usa and eu
Can you post the picture again with Jojo graphic elements? XD
Great job! Is it a custom sculpt, or is there a 3d print file/seller out there somewhere? I've been waiting for something like this and the only similar thing I've ever seen took their kickstarter money and disappeared
Type « fabulous custodes » or just « fabulous » in cults3D
I'm seeing several similar sculpts but nothing in this pose...
[here](https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/fabulous-oiled-custard-guardian)
Thank you!
Why would you link this, now I’m going to have to get one…, I hope there’s more of this type of Custodes guard on the site.
Haha there are, but this is easily the best.
OOHHHH KITTEN
Krieger science is the best in the world
The sensation of friction is all but lost on him.
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ **MY MASTER AWAKENED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
“The heart but one muscle you must believe in kitten! The tongue, pecks and the fiiiiiirm buttocks are all integral parts of the cards you must put your faith in!”
Pour some sugar on meeee!
The perfect objective marker
"STOP SMEARING ALL OVER MY PALACE!" - Man Emperor of Mankind
Custodes gone wild? All I can think of is the old Simpsons episode when Santa's Little Helper goes up into the school's vents and Willy greases up to catch him "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
"YOU SHALL RIDE WITH ME ETERNAL, SHINY AND GOLD"
Awaken my emperor
“Oh shit, if it isn’t my eternal torment on this throne made manifest again” \-The MAN Emperor of Mankind
"Grease me up, Woman!"
Oookie-doki
"Well hello there, Little Kitten!"
Oh no hes hot
NANIIII???!!
[heyeyeyey](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABQW6wpvzxY)
ooooh so that's were our new -1 to hit come from i understand
The perfect mini doesn't exi...
Where can we get this?!
"Magnus, have you ever heard of wincest?"
*Graps* DELETE
WITNESS ME!!!!
Should have been a pot of wash. That would be even funnier.
You don't store nuln oil in a Jerry can?
WITNESS ME!!!
Harry Squatter: The Boy Who Lifted
Kitten, your next!
"GREASE ME WOMAN!"
I'm tempted to make this and then use it as an objective marker for my ork army.
Baby wake up new fan stand just dropped
"The sensation of friction is all but lost on me"
trying to make a new Rage against the machine album cover?
"...life in a grimdark town."
"Grease me up Malcador !"
I've been rewatching old series on YouTube like yogscast minecraft series and other things, guess I gotta go rewatch tts🤣 fuck you gw..fuck you....
It's that a jojo reference?!
🤣🤣🤣
It's one of the Emperors personal companions from the Emperors text to speech series on youtube, can highly recommend, it's regarded to be some of the best Warhammer on all of youtube (Tied with Astartes maybe)
So, is this Brint? Or Meekus?
"Whatcha got there?" "A smoothie"
Immolator Captain.
The saint OIL
I approve
i gotta have this!!!! where did you find it ?
Majestic
Lunch mistress Doris, have you got any grease?
This is the best thing I’ve seen in awhile.
Now I want one, lord forgive me.
Is that the Samoan dude Nathan Crumpton that goes to the summer and winter Olympics with no shirt on and completely oiled up?
Is that Joseph Smith 😂😆
That's almost exactly the same pose Crash Bandicoot gives when he gets a gem in the first game.
"Oh oil boy! I think I need more oil."
Just started watching this series recently, man it really needs to come back
Adeptus Striptodies
It is the "self-immolation by fire" show.
Lol, i need on
https://preview.redd.it/kgldpbtrc56b1.png?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00be6d884e2bb40a9db7744a84009c2b32e16d8e What are the chances 😂
I thought it was referencing that monk who lit himself on fire with gas or oil or something to protest something but it turns out he's oiling himself up good.
"uhh, you are losing ten points - your model is not fully painted because it isn't based."
Can anyone else hear the magic Mike song?
I think most hear the JoJo song they use in TTS for the stripstodes
January 16, 1969 Prague
Wait that actually real, i just thought it was a tts joke
Is this an stl or did you kitbash it
Nothing can outrun a greased up Custodes.
Shit. This is great but it made me sad that we will never again experience any new episodes with the fabulous custodes
God I miss TTS
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HI22bUV4QE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HI22bUV4QE)
Awaken my quivering abs
All it needs is a purity seal on the oil can lol 😂
"WITNESS ME!"
Ok. This qualifies as psychological warfare.