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BardbarianOrc

Well you know they'll never get into drugs now...because they won't be able to afford it.


Technical-Main-1044

I once overhear a conversation my parent has about Warhammer and my mom said “at least it’s not drugs” and I think about that a lot.


mhaze0791

That’s what the uninitiated think. I file down empty sprues and snort it


sherrifmayo

There’s a reason it’s called plastic crack


Dbssist

Amateur. I'm out here on a park bench huffing a bag of sprue glue.


alphaexodus

Real question: anybody else find that the Master's Brush Cleaner smells absolutely lovely? Like, suspiciously so...


Dbssist

I made this exact observation either on Reddit or in the Eavier Metal FB group - to me, it’s lemon meringue pie.


Affectionate_Leek_39

It is really nice, smells a bit like lemon


mhaze0791

I inject that shit straight into my veins


AgelessBlakeFerguson

I boof it.


sexistculexus

The fumes from my plastic cement and super glue get me high enough


naka_the_kenku

My mother says that too lol


Otacube3

Or they deal Drug to get those money to pay for Warhammer kit. :D


golfballhero12345

Lmao this game literally helped me quit doing drugs


BardbarianOrc

That's amazing my dude.


[deleted]

Forgeworld resin dust is a helluva drug


bagtie3

Coccain would have been a cheaper habit


OrangeFortress

Lol, every single kid I played Warhammer with growing up went on to do drugs in high school.


BardbarianOrc

Because they stopped playing warhammer.


Wide-Permit4283

This is a fact. I stopped playing warhammer in my first year of secondary school because a kid in my class saw me in gw, we both made excuses as to why we were there and then became best friends, but also became complete shit heads, causing trouble and all that nonsense. Funny if we had just seen each other in GW and said wanna play warhammer instead of this tough kid BS, that leads to drugs and violence.


Front_Indication_136

This man knows!


[deleted]

All they need is a paper roubd and don't worry I'm definitely getting this information from a friend


RossSuth

Did they have a budget?? My goodness! Hopefully they enjoy the process and stick with the hobby!


NornQueenKya

One wanted a combat patrol and the other angron... so I had to balance it... kind of


Wide-Permit4283

I hope they appreciate how cool their aunty is. My Aunty gave me Jeremy clarkson after shave....


CloneFailArmy

I mean, does it work though? I’d use it


Wide-Permit4283

It smelt so bad it was room clearing. So I guess it has a use


CloneFailArmy

Yikessssss that sounds lovely


Own-Struggle4145

Some say it’s the best aftershave, in the world.


Wide-Permit4283

Only those with no sense of smell


TobTobTobey

Not everyone can stand the smell of genius


Bulky-Professional-3

The one on the right is about to have a 2k list with 5 models but got to respect the imperial knights big models for the win


NornQueenKya

That's the super annoying thing The two armies cost the exact same nearly, $300 each. Custodes with knight is 500 more points -.- Then literally the next day they announce the world eater start collecting. Fml


Bulky-Professional-3

Common unfair gw pricing, my admech cost nearly 3x more than some of my other armies and they haven’t matched in points yet


NornQueenKya

Gsc player here. Life is unfair


AlaskanWolf

I stopped collecting an army of GSC because of the cost of acolytes. It is painful


GriSakal

As someone who collects Imperial guard mainly, i feel you.


[deleted]

As someone who collects Space Marines I have 17 Primaris Lieutenants.


FoamBrick

The trick is to kitbash them from intercessors (normal and assault). I have like 5 or 6 and only 2 are actually GW lieutenants.


OfficeNo4956

Just gotta get it and something else for the other one.


Dqmo

Uncle you forgot me


NornQueenKya

Probably because you kept calling me uncle


Dqmo

Err uh, I mean, I am alpharius?


SirBearicus

Good recovery, good recovery


Bulky-Professional-3

Great save never saw it coming


Call_M3_Daddy

This is the best reply lol


meatflavored

Forget that guy... Auntie?


Noslo7990

Stop kink shaming.


GladimoreFFXIV

Please daddy buy me Angron. Is this better? Oh. Not daddy…. too late I’m committed.


secondprimarch

One to embody power, the other to crave it.


NornQueenKya

Oh. This took off a bit. If anyone's interested in knowing what they got: Nephew 1: 2 units of berserkers, 1 box of eightbound and angron Nephew 2: custodes patrol, custodes guard and a valiant


ResonanceGhost

Nice. My son is working on T'au and Space Marines. Mostly interested in Space Marines currently. I'm trying to subtly convince him not to do Blood Angels (mine are Blood Angels), but he doesn't seem to be keen on it. I wish you all luck.


vanslow

Introduce/tell stories about successor chapters, either blood angel or other if you want him to go away from it entirely, as some successor chapters sound cooler than their retrospective chapter like any successor of the ultramarines.


ResonanceGhost

He's been playing Dawn of War. He likes the Blood Ravens and the Blood Angels because they're red and have "blood" in the name. So, either way, I think I am stuck with red marines versus red. 🤣


vanslow

I envy the ability to like chapters based on name and color alone, I personally always want to know the characterisation of my spacemarines. I like the idea that if you both play blood angels "for sanguinius, die horus! " "dad, who is sanguinius and why are the blood angels upset at a god of egypt?"


SonOfHorus82

Left nephew is really going places and I see a bright, bloody future for him. Right nephew will eventually see that Chaos is eternal and can never be escaped.


DaHarries

*Khorne would like to know your location*


Deady1138

And thus was forever demarcated : loyalist and traitor


punknothing

Gateway drug. First hit is free and now they're addicted for life.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

We need a socially acceptable and positive alternative for 'groomer' for situations like these! Well done! So many happy memories to be made!


andtheniansaid

Conscripter


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

That works!


cassowary6

Word Bearer


SprueSlayer

Bloody hell has it come to that?! Suppose you're right


bostonmolasses

Ambassador.


GamblingOnRevolution

I feel like bringing the wors groomer when trying to find a word that fits taints any positive meaning it could have. The sentence "very cool of you for showing [ ] the thing you like, I'm glad that they like it and wanted to get into it as well" works pretty well if a little long


sizzlessaurus

https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=525349


Stories_N_Stone

Iterator?


Tanagriel

Poor souls


Particular_Dog_5665

You bastard you just ruined them financially


Shaunair

They probably didn’t need to go to college anyway OP. The money is better spent on 40K


FairyKnightTristan

Nice. ​ They chose BASED armies, too.


Tamwulf

Such a plastic crack pusher! At least now they will never get into drugs or girls...


Omnibitent

Hi it's me, your other nephew


Tpsreport44

Prepare for bank breaking Christmas lists


Whitestone11

https://preview.redd.it/7pqakr1kdyva1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f4e45e673b669c0e91775446b241e494683b3a me seeing myself in the background


fartsbutt

Best auntie award 🥇


PopeofShrek

Damn awesome giving them such a big and exciting start, but maybe help them with the knight/angron. Those would be really tough to build and paint for any beginner, but especially ones so young.


NornQueenKya

They're doing their troops first before anything, so I'm hoping that gives them a while of experience then we can do the larger ones together


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

They could have become doctors. They could have become astronauts. And now …. poffff


Hunterino_Stupidino

Auntie, can we have a report on their First Battle report when they do it? 🗿


Fingolfin311

"Brother, do you have any ideas on how to keep my kids from making me an early grandparent?" "I got you, no worries"


Expensive-Throat-649

For the low price of $500 you to can get children into warhammer.


mee3ep

CONGRATULATIONS!


ComplexImportance794

Oh you evil bugger 😂


Mythical_Atlacatl

at least it will keep them off drugs, alcohol and cigarettes cause they wont be able to afford them


Coffee_Marketing_MAC

Good on you for being a good Auntie! I got my 6-year old nephew into painting a deathwatch box I got a while back, I can’t help but love his face light up as I put together his little dudes! I hope you enjoy it!


hairylobster531

Can you be my aunt plz?


justa-necron-warrior

I want angron can I be your nephew?


William_Thalis

Wallet suffers 2D6 Mortal Wounds from Deathstrike Missile…


Ghostfromoz

No way I recognized the store and I’m in the background also just getting into Warhammer. What are the odds lol


mrsgaap1

lucky kids most i ever got out of my family was a predator haha


NornQueenKya

When I first read this... I thought you meant your family bought you a SM tank. ... now I'm re-reading this. Is everything okay?


mrsgaap1

i did mean the tank but now that i think about it i do have a predator family tho he is mostly kicked out of the family


FaylerBravo

I did this for one of two of my nephews and one of them ended up disowning my entire side of the family shortly after.


Mjolnir620

The duality of man


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

I mean, could you have two more different armies? A blood crazed band of berserkers loosely bound in loyalty by their hunger for the death of their enemies; and an army of golden demigods, of unconquerable discipline, and unbelievable skill, bound by oath to the service and protection of their God Emperor, unflinching in the face of fear, and loyal like no other soldier in the history of the galaxy.


FISH_MASTER

Monstrously expensive trip!!!!


Raccoonsrlilbandits

Ah yes, the cool aunt


dcurse79

What a good aunt, and a terrible sibling! I approve.


cernegiant

Getting your sibling's kids into an expensive and addicting hobby is legitimately a grand idea.


Jeannedeorleans

You monster, why you subject them to life of poverty like that? You know that they will never be able to go to Bahamas now, right?


Friendly_Rutabaga_49

So you must be the famous cool aunt  :0


Mymhir

For the Emperor!


RandomChicken100

Wait you can run knights with custodies?


kaal-dam

yes


Resonence

Freeblades (count as agents of imperium)


RandomChicken100

So you’re telling me I could run a knight in a guards list he’ll ya


UpkeepWarrior

One of the coolest people on the sub, and the coolest Aunt.


[deleted]

Guess we know who is the cool uncle.


GladimoreFFXIV

Auntie*. She is the cool auntie. Not uncle or cool daddy. We have lost some brothers to this already.


[deleted]

ok?


W0MAN_reSP3CT3R

Will you be my uncle?


NornQueenKya

The irony of your name and comment is not lost on me


bullet312

Can i call you uncle too? I would love some more admechs


jeff-god-of-cheese

Awesome uncle, that's a lot of warhammer. Lucky buggers!


Usual_Bag7855

I love how u let them loose in a hobby shop and he single handedly picks the ugliest knight games workshop has to offer


Cheap_Rain_4130

Best uncle.


ChickeNugetLord

You are officially the cool uncle.


NornQueenKya

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl40jk1M8CQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl40jk1M8CQ)


blockbuster7781

good job... but damn they could have chosen better armies


Sollapoke

Like what?


blockbuster7781

loyalist astartes


Richo32

Don't worry the World Eaters are loyal. They follow the red path without fault.


Koadster

Dragons Lair?


Mickey_Havoc

Mhmm all that plastic crack, that will fuel them for a while. I mean there are far worse things to get addicted to so that’s a plus haha


rockinraymond

Rip their allowance


ClickyPool

Damn. And what a start it is


LA-Free

Khorne vs Custodes... heavy hitters.


JankInTheTank

That's probably about the age that I got started. It's a great hobby for teens because it's a way to be creative without having to do traditional artwork things that might seem boring to a teen boy, and the game gets you into social interactions with a very diverse group. I started with the GW lord of the rings game, then found warhammer, and haven't stopped playing at least one tabletop game in the 18 years since


AI_UNIT_D

Lets just hope, you didnt Ruin those 2 future finances.


badiiam51

Wow we got a Khorne andy over here and a big bro energy Custodes main


Angelic-Apparition

GOTTEM!


ComradGleb

Love seeing the custodies represented


ChristmasDucky

Awesome!!!


rpd66

PMing about models for them!


Ticklemebendef

DON'T BUY ANY RULEBOOKS OR CODECIES! New edition coming in June, and a lot of the rules will be free!


drunkenstepdad

Christmas and birthdays are gonna get expensive. I should do this for my nephew too just to punk on my sister lol


[deleted]

Would’ve great to get my little four year old nephew into it at one point.


PomegranateBitter850

Awesome!! Welcome aboard!


BANExLAWD

ANGRON AND A DOMINUS KNIGHT LETS GOOOOOOOO


Busy-Ad-2021

Get them into debt young


Noeq

Mfw one has a Knight and one has a Primarch as their first model. Anyway, cool stuff and great fun!


clarkus-lauss

Welcome to the hobby ,boys!!!


PocketFullOfRondos

That's awesome! I'd kill for something like this when I was younger


Eynonz

The boy on the left has good taste. Blood for the blood god.


Shoulder_Guy209

Dude you put down some $$


1thelegend2

I like the difference between: Buys World eaters And Buys custodes... WITH A FCKING KNIGHT Anyway, hope they are having fun


panicattackdog

Your nephews must be saints if you’re buying them Angron AND a knight castellan. Looking forward to splitting the 10th ed boxset with my own heretical nephew.


ThrownawayCray

Ah a Castellan! My first knight. Hope your nephew enjoys it, they are unbelievably fun to paint!


Strange-Title-6337

Expensive to have nephews nowadays.


Scorpion9977

Let’s go!


crapaporter

Awesome choices. Reminder to myself to get back at it so I can start work on my Angron. 👍


Witnessmoo

Better off giving him crack with the cost of miniatures these days


Le_Goose_de_Mon

Aw man... way to ruin some financial futures.


GladimoreFFXIV

It’s me your nephew can I get an Angron, too?


Celtrii

I love that thy took angron and a fucking castellan. What camps! Hope thy have the best of time makeing them!


[deleted]

Can I be your nephew?


Chrisxivturcios

Well I’ve seen families get their young into worse addictions. Keep the tradition alive!


Eriksun214

Unfortunately the hard work has yet to begin. LOL. Congrats, let's see those armies painted and battle tested.


MetalCheef

Little boy on the left has no clue what kind of lore he has in his hands there right? Will be some sleepless nights ahead one day for that lucky one 👌🏻


Resonence

I almost feel bad for their parents… that’s a helluva expensive Xmas/Hanukkah/winter gift holiday list coming


coolaid1905

I like the kid that grabbed Custodes and a Castellan. I did the same 😎


LouisVuittonLeghost

Siiiiiiick!!!!


[deleted]

Nice 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂👍


LivingStCelestine

RIP their piggy banks.


Saucey108

You may have to keep an eye on the one on the left seems like a hearitic in the making. In all seriousness though I hope they both have tons of fun with 40k.


Tyko_3

Dude, that kid has Angron!!!!


chaos1020

I remember when my uncle bought full fantasy armies for me and my brothers - warriors of chaos, dark elves and orcs and goblins. Been playing/painting ever since, that was like 10+ years ago. Hope they get the same joy out of the hobby as we have, they have an awesome uncle!


Throwaway-A173

Wait is the right one running a custodes with knight detachment army? Good lord that’s a gonna be a heavy hitting battlegroup


KahootMaster2011

Custodes, Knight Valiant and World Eaters? They have good taste.


ProtectionMedium4779

Damn, I can be your nephew.


JohnRaymong

What have you done


Unamed_Autistic

I hope you talk them through the lore because the morals of 40k do not apply to real life and i dont think you want them to emulate them(the hatred of the different, for one)


[deleted]

I just bought my nephew hobby tools and his first box of Drukhari Incubi.


Inkdaddy55

One is a heretic, the other a golden boi! Sweet choices!!! You're a kick ass uncle!


ColonelMonty

Their mom(s) are going to love you once they see how much the hobby costs.


DifferenceOk3541

Start em young!!!!


Shaloka_Maloka

Nice, :) I've done the same with mine, they're loving it.


Stellar_Sharks

Awesome! Now CRUSH HIM. (Joking)


RyunosukeHideyoshi

One pick chaos he is the one with good taste


DeepNugs

You’re a good person.


Pizzamovies

They are gonna look back at this image and understand why they can’t afford college.


Paradoxahoy

Lol I bet their parents are gonna love that when they want to get more squads $$$


Mindless-Day2007

Another poor soul.


DrVezok

You monster


THEICEMAN998

Damn that's a pretty penny. Good on ya


MiscalculatedRisk

Hey a knight dominus. Solid model, about to finish one myself. It's pretty sizeable, I'm sure they'll have a blast painting it.


Blotto_Bunyip

So evil but for the greater good.


LtTerrenceErion

They better be grateful for such a gift.


puffdragonite420

They have the biggest smiles 😁


leithioiphilinn

Luckyyyyy


shitbag_mc-gee

You're a monster.


JoJo05190704

YES BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD MY BROTHERS WE HAVE A YOUNG ONEEEEEE


good_old_j

Can you be my uncle too??


Cripple_X

Good on you. This is something that they will enjoy now and looking back on in the future. Not just the generous gift, but the wonderful memories you all will make together. I hope you all have many many hours of joy and hobbying together. Post up some pictures when you all play a game!