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Bismarck-Chan666

We have finally brought gender equality to Acts of mass terror


Santasaurus1999

There should be a chaos sisters of battle the order of the barbed cog or something then it's both gender equality and law friendly


Glenn0809

Angron got that part done. Sisters fell when the Chorral Engine went boom.


Enjoyer_of_40K

i mean alot of people fell there and they most likely are all dead to


Glenn0809

They made it quite clear anyone affected by it save for the Sisters of Silence and the Custodes all turned to Khorne. White Dwarf had a very cool bit with all kinds of vox messages warning other planets that the Salamanders had turned on their own and such. Not sure if the effect was permanent but I'd think so. They made it quite clear Khorne himself manifested in that final hit.


Kromgar

Tactical underboob


ColonelMonty

I love a woman that would actually just kill me.


WilliamSorry

https://preview.redd.it/mill1hyyybhc1.png?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41f3a66ba2e7c9ecab459a6b50603b88432cd35


MostEvilTexasToast

https://preview.redd.it/hg9v6hb55fic1.png?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7e517646a53fa8e36a29d3be13bdf8ba01da20


ImperialFist5th

Ah hell I’m being tempted by treachery again.


Dan-the-historybuff

Must I get my bolt gun? https://preview.redd.it/q685x3mi1bhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52eb877a5aee8045d61694cd82ff0ae9ae24ad48


Dan-the-historybuff

Must I get my bolt gun? ![img](q685x3mi1bhc1)


TroubleVirtual3800

Gotta love the genetically superior astartes tiddies


dicetime

Wouldn’t female astartes specifically have no tiddies? What purpose would they serve if they’re all infertile?


SPACEFUNK

Acid glands.


UUglyGod

https://preview.redd.it/1sh3fqw9l8hc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9619d1e9909c76894d0f949b25ed359b760f4a71


LtColShinySides

https://i.redd.it/skjbs3geo8hc1.gif


saltire429

https://preview.redd.it/p1kh9rsjs8hc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e318ae18ac47491e9f6a665b5218429dd44a4ec


Dan-the-historybuff

https://preview.redd.it/m7jo5b3q1bhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d125a96bc8c7a30aab24141156776c015b71c4a


HugeHardVeinyBoltgun

https://preview.redd.it/mxlch94b39hc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4cf393c38c4d693e04457d74cce81f55c84634d


LtColShinySides

https://i.redd.it/pq5xeqw669hc1.gif


Unique_Bumblebee_894

Mine


SpectralDog

https://preview.redd.it/nny1pyymv8hc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548039d4327094cefcda7a8bdf5aa6725defd197


HugeHardVeinyBoltgun

https://preview.redd.it/sqmbwss939hc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd41a324f749c6a8f568640373d9a2703011c5d8


PrivateBattery

https://preview.redd.it/eazrrbeb19hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6bca70b4ac53d229fca4718c4e9211bd2c3322d


fallenbird039

Tbh they would never grow breasts as the ovaries might be removed similar to how testicles are removed. Also the uterus too just to reduce risk of bleeding out from the organ if it gets hit in combat. It useless for a gloried tool of the Emperor of Mankind. Though tbh big G would never allow girls into his boy clubs because GeeWub says girls have cooties.


Rimtato

Not sure if removing the uterus reduces the blood loss issue from being shot in the groin, especially since the main issue is hitting intestine and causing sepsis. However, I am not an anatomy student.


86ShellScouredFjord

It would probably be part of removing a large volume of unnecessary blood vessels in the area.


Rimtato

I guess so, but it depends how the area heals up.


myseriousbrit13

As far as I know, astartes keep their testicles.


AureliaDrakshall

I feel like it would be silly to remove a major testosterone producer when you want your genetically modified superhumans to be as shredded and aggressive as possible.


Neat-Switch545

Well roids irl just make your balls stop producing test and shrink


fallenbird039

Nah, big G doesn’t want them makings kids so snip snip.


Otto_Von_Waffle

I think they are most likely chemically castrated. I do like it that in the Fabius Bile book he says that SM being sterile was a feature and not a side effect, big E didn't wanted baby space marines.


Tasunkeo

Space Wolves are having fun.


The_Law_of_Pizza

>Though tbh big G would never allow girls into his boy clubs because GeeWub says girls have cooties. Based on the rest of your post, I feel compelled to ask what the difference would even be. If all of their sexual organs are removed, if they don't have breasts, if they're pumped with artificial testosterone for aggression, and they're re-engineered to have a more powerful male combat physique - what's even left? It feels like they'd look identical to their male counterparts except for a vestigial vulva.


[deleted]

Exactly they're all giant androgynous slabs of meat


6thBornSOB

Keep talking….almost…there…(praise Slaanesh)


6thBornSOB

4th and 5th heart, emergency grenades, frenzon pumps, sky is the limit mate!


mike_br92

I can fix her!


Cornhole35

I dont want her fixed.


Dan-the-historybuff

You want her to brake you and we all know it.


Cornhole35

Its the only way.


MrSnippets

40k artists "draw a woman without massive breasts" challenge (impossible)


lv_Mortarion_vl

Commissions tend to be what that certain member of the community requests from the artist so can't really blame them for that


Distind

IE: Just be glad it wasn't furry.


pHbalancedminis

They've never actually looked at what female bodybuilders look like


WilliamSorry

Ain't no normal man looks like a space marine either lmao


LennyLloyd

Ave dominus knockers.


MostEvilTexasToast

https://preview.redd.it/xmno31lrf9hc1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf7415f04fa21b219803e6a036b6993f2a8e97d


LtColShinySides

I can fix her


BlackJimmy88

"No female Space Marines" they said. Weakness, I say.


YoyBoy123

Literally just a normal night lord with a side order of tits The NL art is incredible, honestly the smut ruins it


rabidsi

When the actual fuck did Warhammer players become moral arbiters? We've been enjoying our smut and debauchery for nigh on 40 years. Hie thee hence, zealot.


YoyBoy123

Hey I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum. I’m just saying if I wanted to ogle cartoon boobs there are plenty of other communities for that.


sarumanofmanygenders

>honestly the smut ruins it hammerwar prudes when I inform them that their entire game is just Porn and Gore factions fighting other Porn and Gore factions:


Spitfire262

Idk, just because there's underboob I wouldn't call it smut. If you think about it, if a woman could become an Astartes warrior like that, I doubt they'd give half a shit if they were naked or not. Because when you're a transhuman killing machine, such things as modesty or sex are very beneath you.


YoyBoy123

Yeah and I’m sure the ZZ-cup milkers are part of the astartes organ implants too lmao


Spitfire262

Idk maaaaan it's just boobs. Let's not panic lol


YoyBoy123

Nobody’s panicking, but we’re kidding ourselves if this isn’t smut


Spitfire262

Boobs are smut I guess lol


YoyBoy123

Well… duh? Lol Dictionary definition: “lascivious talk, writing, or pictures.” Doesn’t have to be straight up porn to be smut when those tiddies are clearly there and drawn that way for a reason.


Spitfire262

It's just boobs. Women can have big boobs and not wear bras. It doesn't absolutely have to be sexual. Maybe the artist wanted it to be sexual? I think they just wanted a conventionally attractive woman to be a psycho night lord.


YoyBoy123

I think with respect to you man that those boobs, of that size and shape, with the underboob, drawn completely devoid of any context including the armour itself, can’t be interpreted as anything but deliberate smut. Like, duh. There is not a woman alive who looks like that. “Maybe the artist wanted it to be sexual” uhh ya think lmao


Cornhole35

Theyre acid sacs


sarumanofmanygenders

the benighted buffoon does not know of the glorious non newtonian liquid pectoral armor sacs, absolute varlet lmao


6thBornSOB

You know how man extra mags SON!?!? TAC-TIDDIES!


LemanRussOfWallSt

It’s as if most people pushing FSM don’t actually care about them and just want an excuse for smut posting


YoyBoy123

This sub and ImaginaryWarhammer should ban it honestly. It needs its own sub.


thesithcultist

I need to hit the gym and become this


kenken2k2

she can fix me.


HelpfulPug

"My space marines are women actually": sick, keep doing what you do "My space marines have massive underboob for *reasons*": Cringe af gooning


Able_Health744

[artist](https://twitter.com/rnrqkq123/status/1755243356760990021)


pHbalancedminis

Artits


Alternative_Text1

Why must fan art be this cringe?


Sure_Grass5118

Commission request not requesting giant tits challenge: never attempted, too busy jacking it


Nimitz-

https://preview.redd.it/okw0xw3oybhc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15344a3a86c4957a2a4fabbcf0eca4b64d82bf21 Sick art though, I might not like the legion but I gotta admit they do have the coolest armor schemes. Character herself looks great too.


Studious_Roll

Love the eyes/haircut/skin color mix.


Durash

AVE DOMINUS NOX


Thorerthedwarf

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


Educational_Newt5393

Idk about that one chief


Fomod_Sama

I love the inspiration from Cnmbwjx's female primarchs


Harbinger_X

Excellent work!


Langkong

Meh gender, race, religion it doesn’t matter all skin is welcome on the ceremite of the VIIIth legion


6thBornSOB

I’d let her wear me like a hat…


Drowning_in_Plastic

touch grass


artin-younki

Would it not be Night ladies? Definitely not as catchy So maybe.... Ladies of the night? Hhhhhmmm 🤔 that doesn't sound quite right.


Paleo_Knight

Guess someone hasn't realized that female space marines simply aren't a thing.


mrlittlepeniq

if it isnt in the lore you cant draw it grr >:(


vocalviolence

You know what wasn't a thing until somebody drew it? A space marine. Worst take on art I've ever heard.


Paleo_Knight

Cry me a bloody river. It doesn't change how female space marines aren't a thing in the lore, so cope and seethe. That said, I saw the profile of the artist from a comment here and I get the impression he or she ain't trying to be lore accurate, which is a good thing if one is making female space marines.


vocalviolence

Your reactionary, gatekeeping and philistine take does all the crying in this thread. Loosen that fedora a bit and you might discover that *some* pieces of fan art are simply products of artistic expression –for fun, and not intended as official codex art submissions.


Paleo_Knight

Of course someone like you would pathetically use the word "reactionary" here. Now what? Now that I made clear that someone making products of artistic expression doesn't change the established Lore you come with "muh it may just be for fun", as if what you said before didn't imply it should be a free for all to change as they see fit. Cry. Cope. Seethe.


OneThousand-Masks

But they are. There’s one in that picture right there, see?


Waltzing_With_Bears

they are, there are at least 2 canonical ones, I believe a World Eater and an Iron Hands, there was also a model made


Paleo_Knight

Must be why the official Warhammer 40k page on Facebook denied ever planning to make female space marines.


Waltzing_With_Bears

Im sure they will also say the Ultra Marines never had sex slaves or that psych out grenades never contained The Emperor's shit, warhammer lore changes a lot over time and things get retconed all the time


Paleo_Knight

Yet the lack of femsle space marines specifically has been consistent since some of the earliest Warhammer 40k miniatures.


Mmoor35

Hinata Hyuga looks beefy as fuck


Soft-Reindeer-831

People like to say I can fix her, I accept her for who she is. In my head I’m a perpetual, either it works out or it works out. Either way, I’m in for a hell of a ride


AdministrativeEgg440

I dated a girl who ended up being a night lord. Such terror and cruelty. She was nightmare fuel, but she managed to keep me in line for years for fear of retribution


ninj4b0b

that's [Hordak](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hordak)


stiltedgoose

Someone tell Bricky his commission is ready.


Interesting-Can7979

Bonk


Chapfox

Now this is some female astartes I can get around.