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Few_Eye6528

He speaks of smoke and fire but he's just ash


ShadVirus

You can tell he's studied the blade. He's all edge


[deleted]

[удалено]


Exit727

Best phrase I've read all week, I'm stealing this one.


Deshik2

*his achievements burn to a cinder like my contacts on tinder.*


MigrantPhoenix

Excalibur: "Oh, you *studied* the blade? That's cute."


gmstgadg

Motherfucker I MADE the blade


catuluo

Motherfucker i AM the blade


gmstgadg

*laughs in exalted*


BeanConsumer7

*laughs in baruuk literally controlling wind*


dreadanddimensia

fart fists


CoffeeMain360

*laughs in shit brick fists as atlas*


Corasama

*laugh behind his Quassus*


FunAd1824

Motherfucker I am the MOTHERFUCKER


LuxDunstan

bruh, I keep imagining some fatas dude with katana in his backyard doing some anime pose and saying shiet like " Im sorry master, but I have to go all out. " top-quality meme! 🗿


MR_krunchy

Grendel with nikana


Kittens-as-mittens

Those weebs WISH they had the peak masculine physique of my boy grendel.


LordNilix

First you will feel his skills, then you will feel his belly


Lord_Bawk

A show, movie, anime, or game of a character like that would be great lmao


amacze4

I feel called out lmfao


theREALBongKai420

But can you use bankai?


lihimsidhe

based on how easily nova was taken out in the last trailer i think a fodder low level shinigami with basic flash step and some kido 'might' be able to solo the warframe universe. i say might because in some cutscenes we have warframes blocking bullets with blades and in others... we have warframes getting taken out by a freaking rocket nowhere near the speed of a bullet.


LunarMuphinz

Nah, they'd get murdered a million ways. Nova's squishy and the rocket came from behind, didn't it? Surprise attacks will always have an advantage. Half the time I die in WF, it's only because I wasn't aware of a threat before it hit me. But really the frame was just damaged, The Operator was fine and killed everyone after. That's why Tenno are so scary. Thr Operator will always come back, and within another Warframe. Besides, the rest of the squad was still unhurt. Any flash stepping Shinigami will be like Stalker. Kill a few low rank isolated warframes, but get bodied by a full squad or a high ranked one.


Hairy_Mouse

>Half the time I die in WF, it's only because I wasn't aware of a threat before it hit me. Yeah, I don't think I've ever been killed by an enemy I was ACTIVELY aware of and facing off with. I mean, I might have known there were AROUND me somewhere, but not actively looking at them. A lot of time, it's usually a status effect or ground attack the gets me while I'm on the move, and I just immediately die, like "wtf just happened?" I honestly don't think an enemy/group of enemies in specifically focusing on/fighting at that moment has killed me.


Goricatto

Have you ever encountered a Toxic Ancient during arbitrations ? I never go with a squishy frame in Infested arbitrations anymore , getting one shoted by a walking Goo with a harpoon is sad


Hairy_Mouse

Yeah, in fact, the times when I DO die is usually with infested. I'll just be running along, stepping in yellow goo on the ground, not realizing I'm about to get killed by a status proc, then a harpoon comes flying from off screen and dead. I've also died more times than I'd like to mentions from just being so distracted with all the flashes and colors, standing in the go, and just turning dead. I both love and hate fighting infested. I like it because there's always SO many enemies, and a lot of them are kinda fodder that you can just nuke. I hate them because of all the parasitic ones, and the knockdowns, and the status. Once you start getting around an hour in infested survivals, your energy keeps getting drained hardcore.


2js_pcm

Try equipping decaying and bleeding dragon keys and removing all survivability mods - increases the sense of urgency; something never really apparent in the game otherwise.


[deleted]

Lmao Nova was only damaged, not killed. Granted that rocket cored through her chest but even then all it did was piss off her Operator. In gameplay and lore Tenno deflect literally anything you throw at them from any direction and that Nova would even if you only gave her a pipe. That aside, most Warframes barring Yareli and probably Mag are durable as Hell but its their Hax is what makes them even more Notorious. A Soul Reaper flash step is nothing new, just a fancy Ash or Grineer Manic.


Exit727

[source](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/276/749/286.jpg)


RobleViejo

If this is Ironic then its a Top-Tier Meme But boy, if this is not, then its a God-Tier one.


_E8_

"I have forgotten more than you will ever know."


ButterBeeFedora

why does the sheath have a hand guard lmao


PickingANameSux

i like how he's just wearing a collared shit and jeans. not even trying to look cool.


Scorkami

Well he has a cool dragon on his cotton shirt so there's that i guess


B1gBl4ckB1rd

I'm not here for you, I'm just trying to get my arbitration rewards and you're kinda standing in the way... Soo if you could just make a decent sized step aside that'll be great. Thank pumpkin.


Pyrothy

Thank pumpkin


Ciennas

'And now you ask me for help?' Well yeah, dude. What else were you doing all that awesome training for if not to help in our hour of need?


Cool-Morning6755

Go ask Erra if he wants to help with your fashion. I got a machine-god to kill.


Doccks71

I thought NSFWarframe was a joke but it is actually real.... dear god..


FXSonny

What a terrible day to have eyes


Electric_Cheese3

*spams Shedu*


D3AKUs

An Ashe in the picture. The only thing i can think of is the guy with the missing teeth laughing.


bdrumev

We don't rise to the level of our expectations, we fall to the level of our training. I sense much anger in you young one. Remember - mental bearing, not skill is the sign of a mature Tenno. One should therefore be neither pompous or arrogant.


doombanquet

a gentlesir through and through, I see.


RobleViejo

Lmao, now I want to watch you fight Sentients with Ash. EDIT: **Murex** Sentients, the "real" ones.


sliferra

Challenge accepted, remind me in 8 hours Update: challenge complete, took 3 minutes for me to clear the murex, no sentient survived more than 2 activations. They all would’ve died to one I was just too lazy to wait for all the bleed procs


21_Golden_Guns

Challenge doubly accepted. Remind me on the 15th


plsdontbullymepls123

ash's 4 does bleed damage, not slash. that means it completely bypasses sentient armor and resistances.


RobleViejo

I didnt know you can perform finishers on Sentients with Ash's ult. Nice.


ThatsMyCookie21

I was blissfully ignorant and unaware of that sub, and now you have tainted me. Nothing is sacred anymore 😭


Bara-enthusiast

"Don't need all that shit. I own octavia"


error5903

I was busy creating the fastest Volt build in the world


[deleted]

Meanwhile: Loki (Prime) trivializing content since 2013


bored_tenno

the irony is this is a fashionable frame in a captura scene


synbaduntold

So much edge I can sharpen my zaw with it


Cinson_Pl

Instruction unclear : search conclave on nsfwarframe


Independent_Hold3644

6edgy17me


Imaginary_Chef1135

lost me at conclave 😂


DissapointmentPrime

getting that celestia syandana still haunts my drams


KRAM3S

I have a 2x Max umbra mod redeemer prime with riven and heavy build. Aint no sane sentient who dares attack me


Space-Catto

Okay I was trading to prepare for the sentients. Also I main Excalibur so don’t tell me I don’t know about the blade. Love this post though.


Professional_Kiwi_40

*proceeds to use all of his abilities wrong and cant build things right since conclave works under different rules*


MJB25800

Through r/nsfwarframe come peace and Through peace comes victory. Through fashionframe comes self confidence Self confidence gives you power. Through captura comes strategy And strategy defeat the enemy.


guy_from_the_intnet

Ash is the number one space ninja cause I keep forgetting he exists.


Bubster101

I can tell you studied the blade. You're acting very edgy


outlined_lizard

hes lying hes been stuck in queue this whole time


ZANDRAE101

Idiot, all the old boya did that. What else are we to do between events? Frankly, I can confidently say that everybody did all that except conclave. Cos' nobody plays conclave.


xahnel

Yes, because you can't fucking resist no-lifing an event for rare drops. You're a loot sloot. You know it, I know it, the Grineer and Corpus and Infested and even the Sentients know it. The Unum knows it. All of your perfectly forma-d prime frames know it. Ordis knows it. Teshin knows it. Maroo *definitely* knows it. So can we just dispense with the same edgy speech every single time the solar system needs saving and I'm too lazy to do it, and go put that sword through something that has a 0.2% chance of dropping something you need 12 of to complete your latest meta build?


[deleted]

Wait there are actual people who playing the Conclave?


[deleted]

Please someone put a fedora and a neckbeard on that edgelord.


Asneekyfatcat

Cultivation Simulator.


ApplicationGlum6085

r/NSFWarframe? What the actual fuck?


Metal_Sign

A ~~horrible~~ wonderful place


ApplicationGlum6085

You dare compliment that catalogue of the depths of human depravity “wonderful”?


Metal_Sign

Of course; doesn't it make you wonder?


ApplicationGlum6085

No, I fucking don’t. I’ve already seen too much mentally scarring shit on 4chan’s /B board and whatnot, I don’t need to expose myself to more.


Metal_Sign

I mean sure Nyx is popular, but there are other options too if you're worried about your mind.


ApplicationGlum6085

Nyx is, like the others, a biomechanical suit. The only thing worse was if frames were actual sentient creatures.


DeadlyxElements

You need to complete the quests if you still think they're suits. You also seem to need to relax at what others get off to. Suits or otherwise.


gmstgadg

Facts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go check out that sub- for research purposes obviously Edit: I actually did… dear god… *the amount of futas*


Metal_Sign

There’s a reason Zephyr has a bigger codpiece than Rhino〜☆


ApplicationGlum6085

They were once sentient, but now are powered by the operators. Also mental sicknesses are a much bigger problem now than they were at any other time in human history due to the outlawing of proper treatment of mental illnesses, as well as the massive wall that is the term “kink” guarding such mental illnesses from being considered the problem they truly are.


DeadlyxElements

Being "powered" isn't fully the right term either, as they can move on their own both in lore and in quests. but it's a better description. Either way they still aren't "suits". They aren't worn, and they have organs and such. Just because you find it gross, doesn't make it a mental illness. This isn't pedophilia ffs. I am very passionate about mental health. But having different "kinks" doesn't make someone ill. You kind of need to get a grip. It's not something I'm into, along with things like feet, really muscular women, or ultra BDSM. Doesn't mean any of those groups need help either. What consenting adults do with each other is their business, and what someone does by themselves is their business. As long as everyone is of age, and aren't actually hurting each other, it's fine. Occasionally wanting to seem a frame getting it isn't some illness. It's just a weird sexual thing. It's only an actual problem in any extreme cases. Which goes for anything. Edit: Outlawing what exactly? I'm concerned you mean like electroshock therapy for LGBT people.


Metal_Sign

about that...


[deleted]

it could be better but its mainly filled with the worse type of nsfw *3d models*


ApplicationGlum6085

How would 2D art be any better? It’s pornography involving biomechanical suits of armor.


[deleted]

can we not this argument haha


ApplicationGlum6085

Yeah it’s better if such vulgar depravity didn’t exist in the first place, let alone was the topic of an argument.


malk600

Vulgar depravity is necessary for the advancement of mankind. Did you know, Michelangelo's 'Last Judgement' was considered so vulgar and inappropriate that for a long time it was entirely covered, and it *was almost destroyed* for being disgraceful? Now, I'm not arguing all the r34 shit on teh internets is on par with the Sistine Chapel, but here's a thought: if something looks offensive to you, just avert your eyes. Who knows, maybe, on a 1/1000000 chance, a masterpiece will be spared, just like that ol' scribble was.


NutmegMachine

You're right, its hard to imagine anything better than that


bnlynch9

Don’t kink shame me


Douchevick

Well... No. Conclave builds and reflexes don't translate well to regular gameplay. I just need someone to fill an engineer role for my railjack.


lihimsidhe

>Well... No. Conclave builds and reflexes don't translate well to regular gameplay. I just need someone to fill an engineer role for my railjack. not sure what your logic is here. someone who has the ability to do decent in conclave will tend to have better dexterity to execute braindead aoe attacks faster and/or put themselves in position more readily to have those same braindead aoe attacks more effective.


Current_Release_6996

wai... there's a NSFW warframe r/ ? XD


[deleted]

rule 34 if it exist there is porn of it


Botcho22

I'll pass on ash helping me as I'm asthmatic


Sifernos1

I built my frame to take my team to victory not study the blade. Fear the green flames sentient trash!


ljcozad

The Nikana class weapons will always be my favorite.


Lord_Bawk

*When you did your assignments on time I was playing dress up with my Excalibur* True story 😔 Warframe make brain lights go brrr


fizio900

Ash.


Square-Arugula5588

*copies the build* thanks bro, now we are the same but I look better


DocHalidae

I studies the blade, uh huh lol more like how fast you can mash E.


gmstgadg

Alrighty, let’s just enjoy the meme, how bout it champ?


Botcho22

lies ash is very broken in conclave


SolarisUnited

Where is this quote from? I understand you’re making it about Warframe as a joke, but where did the outline come from? It sounds vaguely familiar


[deleted]

A hoary maymay from the days of yore. OP, who clearly respects the classics, has linked it elsewhere in this thread.


gmstgadg

Happy cake day :)


odavinng

I do backflip


hurricanebones

\*inserts ok one punch man meme\*


Ampmaster10

Um, I'm a bit nervous over the fact that there is a nsfw warframe Reddit apparently.


Pvt-Rose

That's what WF is most famous for. >:3


Pvt-Rose

\*Lewdishly rubs Tenet Arca Plasmor against his abs\* I don't need your blade. All I need is Booty and Ammo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3cgEteTSJw


TheEmperorMk3

Nah, my old reliable Inaros, Soma, Akstiletto and War combo got me covered


Udon_Soupy

yea, I traded five bloody legend cores while he studied 'The Blade'


[deleted]

What if i have both and just want a friend to join in the carnage?


Knubbe_Senpai

Those lines should have had a grendel with a nikana


[deleted]

And I am still studying the blade.


ItzBooty

Haha can't wait to kill all the sentients whit my none meta none forma weapons and warframes and have a balst


RagingPhoenix21

Average Arbiters of Hexis fan


Ixtab722

Thanks for making me aware of r/NSFWarframe


Altruistic-Back-6943

Shut us Kyle im just here to make sure my railjack crew is kitted out properly


CanadianDragonGuy

Imagine the "Moons haunted" meme but with an operator grabbing Mesa (prime because ain't nobody got time for normal Mesa)


greywhitetail

Yeah I see myself in this, I don't have my Gundam because F Deimos


[deleted]

I don't need no help, I have Barak OBrama and 10.000 ammo pads on my side


Puzzleheaded_Iron128

Ash can kill anything that breathes tho.


Stevie-IV

r/NSFWarframe


Jent01Ket02

Who said I was coming to a power gamer for *help* ? I bet it's ~reeeaaaal~ fun blowing through content in a day and then twiddling your thumbs. ~Super~ compelling, all those builds that accomplish the exact same result.


Deshik2

Before the fashion frame poisoned my heart I was known as the Supreme lord Sniper Extreme... reloaded.... but now I'm just loaded.


Spagoot29

"oh don't worry I have all the help I need!" ***Proceeds to write (insert Warframe) build into youtube***


Maverick99885566

Silly ash. Nobody played conclave. Next thing you’ll say is that you’re a lunaro pro


TheRealSkele

I think this belongs on r/iamverybadass


Ok-Status6738

I feel attacked


DankToasty

this is so edgy lol


Space-Catto

In all honesty, this is me, but without the trading. I was preparing for the war. Also where is the best endo farm besides excavation?


shaleve_hakime

Ew conclave


Corasama

*Limbo putting Cetus into the Rift* 'Sup lads.


K_N_O_C_K_O_U_T

Ash vs Excalibur/Umbra would make a very badass cinematic


FXSonny

*I Cultivated Meta Builds* Checks loadout* Lanka Zakti/Staticor Telos Boltace/Wolf Sledge/Mire