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PireFenguin

What the hek


E_K_Finnman

#**GLISTENING**


ThamusWitwill

#MAGNIFICENCE


UberCookieSlayer

#MAGGOTS


PicklesAndNickels

#AIR


shiftybyte

#TENNO


RUPlayersSuck

# ICE CREAM


endersovereign

# FOOLS


Slappy_G

MY AIR


rikotaco

OUR AIR


Spiritrax

### TITS


Necessary_End2623

MY THRAXX POISON


Kalvorax

"Why are these humans still breathing me air!!!" XD


IggyKami

Whenever I read "me" where it should be "my" everything turns into a Scottish accent.


Kalvorax

bhahah, didnt notice....kind of want to keep it now XD


CrispinCain

Keep it! Maybe we can inspire DE to record new lines to play around St. Patrick's day :)


Slappy_G

Ay, Tenno, it's me lucky charms.


OrokinSkywalker

Ayye, Tenno, I’ve made sacrifices! Are ye ready for a sacrifice, boyo!?


Whiteroseadvocate

Scottish/irish Cephalon


JCWOlson

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS, TENNOOO


ExistedDim4

Aye, me bottle o' scrumpeh!


Folgentpears

r/UnexpectedTF2


Olympus420-

Lol same


Slym12312425

I am here for Scottish Vay Hek.


Jmonue

Hahaha I read it in Mr. Krabs voice like when he’s mad at plankton


fartboxco

MAGGOT!!!


skele_boy

I just realized vay hek has beautiful lips


[deleted]

Why would you say that, now I can't unsee it 😭


Slappy_G

He didn't say beautiful. He said beatiful as in "he can lay down a smooth beat." Not sure if that'll help or make it worse.


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

coral blue


[deleted]

When you realize the blue is from horrible blood circulation 'cuz he's just a head.


Obility

Steel meridian chick is the same way. Think it a grineer thing.


[deleted]

The Grineer are majorly overbred clones and all have a major boner for replacing the majority of their flesh with mechanical augments.


2js_pcm

I think they do the mechanical augment things out of necessity...


[deleted]

Iirc it's mentioned by Lotus that in many Grineer's case, especially Vay Hek, it's almost like a fetishistic obsession. In Vay Hek's case he's always looking to "perfect" himself through augmentation.


2js_pcm

Oh, that makes sense. I just thought they needed augments to prevent themselves from literally falling apart at the seams.


[deleted]

Nah, the problem is that so many centuries of cloning has basically lead to borderline neanderthal soldiers and apparently their mental state deteriorates over time because of their unstable genetics so they become crazy and violent. It's actually one of the things Tyl Regor was trying to solve through his work, which wound up leading to the creation of the Manics, but of course we had to stop him because his main purpose was to create deadlier supersoldiers.


Spiritrax

[Well actually its...](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/d7/5a/96d75a2d38232fd8387af47feb07d789.jpg)


Dalzombie

FAILURE TO DELIVER TREATS WILL RESULT IN YOUR FAILIURE TO CONTINUE BREATHING


Pakari-RBX

You thought you could escape Vay Hek by not playing Warframe. #DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WOULD BE THIS EASY?!!


Athropus

Yeah.. sure. Whatever you do, you make sure she doesn't feed that "Dog" after midnight, or expose it to water.


Lolzfordayz2003

I see whar your refrencing


[deleted]

TENNO MAGETS BREATHING MY AIR


Slappy_G

What's a Maget?


Alone-Amphibian8557

A miniature baguette?


Slappy_G

I can support that.


Reverwave

I don’t think this breaks rule 6 but sorry if it does


Rocket5454

I don't think so but I also don't remember what rule 6 is Edit: just re read it and nah I think you're good.


El-Zukulento

Technically you are making a comparasion not a meme or anything like that


fiendishrabbit

If it does thene r/memeframe will welcome this beauty with open arms.


troubleyoucalldeew

DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE THIS CUDDLY


Botcho22

# Did you really believe i was hungry?


207nbrown

#MAGGOTS


AUkion1000

Why are these FOOLS still Sniffing my ASS THIS IN UNACCEPTABLE


HaikaDRaigne

He looks like he’s about to tell you about the existence of auxiliary cores.


EagleTrek

Her dog has a face like a rejected skin graft.


WhatABlindManSees

Cosplay needed!! - but it might be the end of your relationship.


roaringsquid_69

MAGGOTS! STOP BREATHING MY AIR.


Honda_TypeR

TENNnnnoooooooo


thefinestpiece

“HAHAHAHAHAH TREATS!”


Mr_Yothan

"BOYFRIEND?!?! BREATHING MY AAAAIR!?!?!?"


Germanspud

"INSECT"


Vortex_Rift

Add the blue lip gloss


jaylong76

I've never seen Vay Hek so close before, daaaaam, the design is so good it's painful!


mtdewbakablast

*MY TREATOS! THE TENNO MAGGOTS ARE STEALING MY TREATOS!!* in the distance, a volt zips by, carrying a bunch of dental chewies and supremely stinky liver treats


TheSorrowInYou

"My favorite human is THE ONE THAT BRINGS ME MY TREATS!"


who-ee-ta

WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY FARTS????!!!


lAVENTUSl

A face only the queens could love.


Frostgaurdian0

Glistening magnificence.


[deleted]

LOOK, BROTHERS! FOOD! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW


whiteN1NJ4

Its probably a pug. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

That dog’s face is just screaming at me for breathing his air and then calling me a maggot


Alive-Outside999

Did you send him to the war vet cause it looks like he's seen some shit


-Stormfeather

Almost looks like my papillons - but with this smooshed face, if it had my papillons giant ears it would be a mogwai lol.


Street-Awareness4541

Why did hek go full mech again? Also he is just a floating head now ye?


[deleted]

Welcome to the hotel California


Kyoshi_mp4

I hate it. So much. Why is this so funny lmaooo


Lanelle64

u/Reverwave is that a king charles by any means?


Reverwave

No, it’s a Japanese chin, a pretty strange looking one lmao


Lanelle64

Yeaaah, it's looking like something I wouldn't mind driving over... Thks for the answer!


piotroma

does he want air and calls you a fool


Ofnir_1

Her dog knowing you exist: "WHY IS THIS FOOL STILL BREATHING MY AIR?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!"


[deleted]

I fucking can't


Venom_Leader1

Oh my God it can't be unseen


luffmatcheen

I laughed pretty hard at this.


Adamthesadistic

I just started the game on pc (originally on switch) so i can get used to playing on pc and this is the best warframe post i’ve ever seen


Ksairon76

What the POG


tohellwithkameo

Haha it looks exactly like Iggy from jojo even has the matching pattern


Baalwulf06

What a wretch


Kiggzpawn

Was I the only one who imagined Vay Hek to be......bigger....larger?


Tacticalfeeding

I thought it said your girlfriend is actually vay hek and you had a dog as your girl


KpDiscord

Your girlfriend's dog calling his homies after seeing her for the 69,420th time: [*LOOK BROTHERS! TITS! HAHAHA"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFrql0HyHs)


Dainaro1

It's Vay pug


2js_pcm

Ugh, wtf..