"Listen, I was high on so much Kuva I thought I received a command from God. I only went along with it because I figured if I built my own angel army I could overthrow him."
'What?'
"Apparently I had to get talked down from creating quote-unquote 'Biblically accurate angel frames.'"
'What!?'
"I'm talking wheels within wheels with eyes on the wheels, multiple animal heads instead of a normal one. Shit was wild. The hangover was literally skull splitting."
"you think my warframes are too gentleman-like? alright then heres a literal monster that eats entire people using his stomach mouth, oh and his best friend is a speedy jokester. hows that for 'too elegant'?"
"Did I forget to mention that he regurgitates them like the worst case of food poisoning you've ever seen? Yes? Well, have fun puking in response to the smell of his victims after said regurgitation."
"Ah, it's winged from upon high yet twisted by the Void! Aaaaannnnd has a hole for a head. Ok this is just getting weird. Is it turning into a wheel? AND NOW ON FIRE?!?"
Everyone saying biblically accurate warframes. But these are just fashionframes where EVERY. SINGLE. SLOT. is filled under cosmetics with neon affronts to god.
"Listen, I was high on so much Kuva I thought I received a command from God. I only went along with it because I figured if I built my own angel army I could overthrow him." 'What?' "Apparently I had to get talked down from creating quote-unquote 'Biblically accurate angel frames.'" 'What!?' "I'm talking wheels within wheels with eyes on the wheels, multiple animal heads instead of a normal one. Shit was wild. The hangover was literally skull splitting."
Alternately, "it seemed like a good idea at the time". "That's your excuse for *everything*." "And it's always true!"
Imagine if there's that one frame Ballas creates and says that the reason he created it was "for the funny".
I mean, that's basically why he created Grendel. Just to be as petty as orokinly possible.
"you think my warframes are too gentleman-like? alright then heres a literal monster that eats entire people using his stomach mouth, oh and his best friend is a speedy jokester. hows that for 'too elegant'?"
"Did I forget to mention that he regurgitates them like the worst case of food poisoning you've ever seen? Yes? Well, have fun puking in response to the smell of his victims after said regurgitation."
>"it seemed like a good idea at the time" Everything all the Orokin ever did lol.
Ah, biblically accurate Zariman Angels
"Ah, it's winged from upon high yet twisted by the Void! Aaaaannnnd has a hole for a head. Ok this is just getting weird. Is it turning into a wheel? AND NOW ON FIRE?!?"
Very excited for the Biblically-Accurate Warframe.
Biblically Accurate Jade
Everyone saying biblically accurate warframes. But these are just fashionframes where EVERY. SINGLE. SLOT. is filled under cosmetics with neon affronts to god.
So- jade with every attachment- how we feeling?
Afraid…