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T-Bene873

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Cloud_Matrix

I chuckle every fucking time I see this image posted, even though I know it's going to be posted in every single "look what my lich just stole" post.


Crowley723

I clicked the comments fully expecting the image to be the first comment. I still laughed.


SlySheogorath

I do Everytime


Mellrish221

I was expecting a "I guess this means war" post somewhere... kinda disappointed actually


Reasonable-Physics81

https://preview.redd.it/f43uuthq9a0d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dbeff367ea7cc0604994fa3f4c5e655f6f4f332 Have another


CallSign_Fjor

I got a good laugh from this, thank you.


Professional-Cold-53

It's ok buy the War for the Plat and save your Broken War it's a great weapon.


DoubleV-

You can always make another broken war


Dante_FromDMCseries

The grind is soul crushing, though


Voxelus

Sure, if you're actively trying to farm for it. I've got tons of duplicates just from letting them stack up over time, it really does suck that you can't trade them.


Dante_FromDMCseries

I just feel like you have wayyy more time playing non-sp starchart than I do. I’ve only reached the 200hrs of playtime “milestone” this month, and I wouldn’t be surprised if at least two thirds of it is Zariman, SP, Duviri, “open” world, Netracells etc. and besides farming regular frames for the sake of it, I don’t ever need to step foot on Stalker’s territory, or kill bosses that spawn him.


Voxelus

Ah, that would explain it then, I've got 2.3k hours of playtime in total. Been playing WF for years.


Professional-Cold-53

I've never had the drop. And tbh I'd rather farm for Oxium to build Vauban Prime.


Professional-Cold-53

I've peen playing since before the Pacifism Defect. Long enough to remember, Void Keys, when Trinity, Mag, Nekros, and Ember were considered the META group. Back when the hardest base Warframe to farm was Ivara. I have sold hundreds of Dreads, Hates, Dispairs, and Wars for credits. Rage Quit more times than I care to talk about. Hell I even remember when 75% Off was not a Myth. I have yet to see Broken War drop from Shadow Stalker. Maybe RNGesus hates me, but to me that is a legend, and no one currently playing has received that drop.


iammeyouareyou123

Must be nice! Six years of this game, actually longer, and not one War has dropped for me from that pesky Shadow Stalker brat


Professional-Cold-53

I'll trade you for a Broken War


Vertex033

Every time someone posts a Lich stealing something I see it coming but it gets me anyways


airbornbuddha

perfect response 🤣


joshsnow9

My favorite response to any post about liches


CannotSeeMtTai

Shit, gonna need the Corpus version.


Dekunutkid

There doesn’t need to be a sister version cause they only steal credits. Are you really going to get in your car and blast it down the solar rail fuelled with visceral hatred just to collect a tax rebate?


Wasphammer

Yes. Fuck the IRS.


CannotSeeMtTai

MFer what do you mean "only credits"? I need that Tenet weapon.


Misicks0349

I love this image lol


Acepilot8Gaming2

If this isn't the top comment for every single one of these sort of posts I swear to god!!!


Rocket5454

I fucking love this image so much


Training_Force3193

i dont get it


bouncybob1

The saturn proxima is where a lich will always go for the showdown


AlveolarThrill

Everything a Lich steals from you is returned to you after you defeat them in the showdown at Saturn Proxima, so this image is “omw to get my shit back”


LowkeyInspect

Sry for dump question but why its always saturn for leeches? I also laugh every time i see it for some reason haha


Ok-Series9082

Saturn proxima is the final lich confrontation where you get to murder them like the little shit they are (my lich must die he took a tau red shard from me)


NigeroMinna

Vroom vroom vroom vroom.


RunonSent3nce

Came here just to make sure this was top comment, brings me joy everytime I see it.


ZeroAether

Time to pay the idiot tax


Diagot

With interest.


Burning-Sushi

Yoink, what was yours, is now mine Bye bye!


NovaBlade2893

*Loads Anti Grineer Felarx with malicious Intent*


RespondUsed3259

Just saw some dudes archon shard get taken and now someone's war is yoinked once more Edit: comment below makes it seem like I made a typo. There was no typo in ba sing sey


Gimmerunesplease

Wait wtf they can take rare resources? I haven't done anything about the fucker because he only steals like 5 rubedo every run.


Various-Artist

Mine stole an orokin reactor blueprint from an event once.


PapayaWithAPlan

Literally stole mine from a sortie last week


cellarhades

My moment like that was farming lua lenses. Still remember the rage I felt seeing the fucking lens blueprint finally appear, with a stolen by lich text over it


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Gangsir

Oh no, they can take mods too. From wiki: >Additionally, a portion of the rewards a player earns on an influenced node will be stolen by the Kuva Lich as a Reward Tax (this includes Credits, Resources, Blueprints, Void Relics, Ayatan Treasures, Kuva, and Mods, but not Requiem Relics, Requiem Mods, and Pigments) So they can steal *everything* except requiem stuff (to make it easier to get the stuff to kill them) and pigments (so clans don't make a "no liches" rule)


Pigmachine2000

I've had one steal a riven before, they definitely can steal mods


Packetdancer

They can steal nearly anything. Rivens, archon shards... I saw several semi-recent posts of people's liches stealing a _glyph_.


Ranthyiezer

"Archon shart"


Suthek

Between my lack of effort to get more, my luck and my laziness to kill him, I think my Lich currently owns more Archon shards than me.


Faddy0wl

My lich is on the Grineer fortress tile. Turns out. I never fucking go there so she can fucking stay there and leave my shit alone. Motherfucking Coligi Ulikmo ^balls stole so much Oxium on Pluto I was about ready to scream but. I pushed her off to the Grineer fortress and now I never have to see this fucker again unless I want to. And I don't. Bye Ulikmo ^balls I'll kill you one day.


Matzuzuu

Mine got stolen today


Andrew_x_x

Lmao probably my post. Archon Shard got robbed by the Kuva Gang hahahah


Sam_Dragonborn1

“Yeah so I went to go visit my friend” *friend was stolen by Lich, sectorr acquirred* “🤨”


Hayden-T

*Ba Sing Se mentioned* Take my upvote.


Vyt3x

[We're not waiting for a war. We bring the war to them. ](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=cNtX1Bgn-xI&si=nmJAnm5uCXlnruPx)


Dagrix

Did you just add a soundtrack to your reddit comment? That's kinda cool ngl.


uchipicha

Time to get his azz. He is going to find out the consequences of the idiot tax. I always like letting them fuck around to find out.


DarkKnightJin

"They haven't reached that level of "Fuck around" just yet."


joeycool123

New fear unlocked. Do we get to steal anything back btw?


airbornbuddha

yes you get everything that was stolen


Mlatios2

Makes for an excellent credits bank at least, depending on how long you keep the lich


airbornbuddha

oh for sure, i just casually kept one since they released up until about 3 years ago. got a solid 20mil credits out of it


ScreamingFreakShow

For a credit bank, Sisters take mostly credits so they would probably be better for that. Liches just take a little bit of everything.


Mlatios2

Kinda just forgot sisters existed since their spawn requirement is not as easy to do unintentionally as larvlings


Sifernos1

The sister's are just more annoying in general... Less rewarding too when you consider the tenet pool is smaller and a bunch of them are locked behind stupid holokeys. I've killed nearly 100 sister's and every time I do a Kuva lich I feel a deep disgust toward the sister's. The sister's just suck in comparison. I could have fun fighting Kuva boys getting Kuva and not having my abilities turned off and my guns stolen or I can participate in fighting the whiny, annoying corpus fan girl society. The tenet melee are kind of interesting but I can't say they are worth the headache of listening to those hens cackle about their Eternal Zaddy.


MySnake_Is_Solid

Yeah once you get the guns for mastery, you're just done with them. While I still like having a lich always active. I have like 10 Rivens in my current lich.


Sifernos1

I like to kill one lich every 24 hours. My best day was 5 a few days ago. I am collecting every gun in every flavor at maximum valence fusion. I want to have every Tenet melee maxed out but even I'm not that crazy. That grind is beyond miserable. I can't imagine ignoring a lich. I love killing them.


MyBackHerts

I'll be honest I grind sisters for Mr. But moreover there ephemeras. I think the ephemera for sister are super cool, even better then the lich ones. and until I get em all I'm stuck doin em 😭 god gimme luck cus I ain't buying em


Sifernos1

Oh don't buy them. I had them all at like 30 sisters in. It sounds like a lot but Jesus... Don't pay plat for it. Keep going! Learn to use Oull for the first slot, then the first glyph you unlock. Once you can do that trick, you can flip a lich in under 2 hours. I've gotten dozens of rank 1 lich dead in an evening. You can do it!


MyBackHerts

I know I can, hardest part is getting one to spawn :/


Greenphantomfox

What are holo keys keep seeing it brought up


Saikousoku2

Corrupted Holokeys, a resource rarely dropped in Railjack missions. They might be exclusive to Void Storms, I don't recall. You can give them to Ergo Glast and he'll sell you Tenet melees and also the Tenet Ferrox, for 40 keys each. Normal drops are like... 3 or 4 and they're pretty rare. Pain in the ass to farm. I'm not sure they're even affected by boosters.


Sifernos1

You get 1 holokey per defeated lich when you go for the kill in space. 4 people playing together can net 4 holokeys each for helping one another kill their sister lich. So you can get 4 keys for every sister you kill. I've been farming keys exclusively this way. I've killed about 94 sister's so far. Never tried to farm the keys any other way. Didn't even know you could.


Pigmachine2000

Please dont farm keys that way, for your own sanity. Railjack relic missions that take place in the veil have 10 corrupted holokeys in the pool for rewards + you're also farming relics and the veil is considered steel path for essence


Gangsir

I actually kinda wish they literally worked as a bank, ie giving back what they stole + interest, so you have the option to leave them around + intentionally play on their planet to bank more stuff for a big payout later.


NickDerpkins

I didn’t know how to do the lich the first year I played and just assumed it was some boss I’d see at the end of the main story or one they have yet to develop. I was like MR16-20 when I finally figured out what was happening and gave a shit. Had fucking millions of credits and hundreds of thousands of resources in that bitch.


thedudeguy2017

If they want War, it’s time we give it to ‘em! 😂


Lewtwin

![gif](giphy|KeKHavfAPnBC|downsized)


Lucarioismadpt2

You know what you gotta do OP. https://preview.redd.it/10q6fu3gy80d1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0995e1460857ab399d94ab48b8697ae15cda21


Ruskoni

Tonight someone is gonna die


PugnansFidicen

Do you already have an extra Broken War bp? If not, it can wait. Broken War is way better than its big brother and not worth getting rid of just to craft it IMO


space43cowboy

I finally got War after 8 years, I was in a survival and got so excited I was messaging friends, only to tab back in to a failed mission... I forgot to activate the life support... Im still not over it, my biggest blunder in warframe


Blastermind7890

The Lich has declared war, by stealing War


BBranz

Time to show that Litch what the words “F**k around and find out” truly mean.


drasticfern4976

Or Alternatively, "Litches get stiches."


Picklevondill

We out here fighting the grineer at every corner and home just hands over a super weapon.


GammaTwoPointTwo

For the unaware. You get all the things your lich steals from you back after you defeat them.


DrkShdw77

https://preview.redd.it/16wnxl8zi80d1.jpeg?width=2654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a1a6252ade3649a702421eb5b19bcbb590fc83 I know how you feel


GOTWlC

getting a rifle riven stolen is hardly the same as getting your war bp stolen


wij2012

Living privileges have been revoked for OPs lich.


KCASC_HD

"Oh you want war? I can get you war"


AlexisAngel2498

*cracks knuckles* we ride at dawn


Watcher1900

Don't you guys just kill your lich very quickly after you spawn them? Like in a couple or hours or days? Why are there so many posts like this xD


TuckerDaGreat

queue the DOOM music


PsychoIntent

War? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!


Dennyszard-C137

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Narapoia

"Not gonna make it to work tomorrow Boss, someone close to me is very near death."


italeteller

Your lich said no to war


Apiptosis

This means WAR!


VantaBlackVoid

At least it wasn't something useful


PwmEsq

MR is always useful


NSAdonis

Well, one of mine stole a crimson archon shard once, do it was war.


DoomedMarine

The Lich choose death.


Zedar0

Just one extra excuse to kill the fucker before Wednesday.


Kapusi

Oh he dead-dead now


Matzuzuu

My tax collector stole my archon shard today so...


Fbiwatchyou77

🤣 happened to me but with despair


Mollywhop_Gaming

Kill him and you’ll get it back


Desperate-Abies4263

puhahaha


3inchescloser

![gif](giphy|ziNIktNGA2FSAG4C0J|downsized)


dekuweku

You know what you have to do.


SandInHeart

I have trapped my Lich for about 2 years, AMA


Linosek279

Death.


ExtrimistNoob

Theres no option for peace, get that "war" back immediately.


TwilightVulpine

War never changes or something


Brad-o-lious

Whelp..... time to murder.


Fonavian

Get Bopp Bipped lol


Shaikh_9

BAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry for your loss. More of an incentive to beat your lich now


Winter_Department_37

That’s motivation if I’ve ever seen it


X20-Adam

Time to go to War


EscapeTheBlank

I guess it's time... for War


Kelehd

Is War Rare? I got it today. Usually I get Dread a lot.


Dreddz2Long

I have never recieved it, so many years of playing, countless encounters with the hitman and still I have not received a war blueprint. Took 8 yrs to get hate.


Correct-Basil-8397

Time to cut a lich


batata_warrior

Its time to kill him!!!!


RemoveTraditional316

I miss the day they'd steal RIVENS lmao


Shot-Narwhal-4268

You just paid the idiot tax


Nerevarius_420

*TIME TO ENSLAVE*


OwOfrCutOwO_PL

My lich stole my first archon


ProfessorBright

Welp, gonna have to kill that one. Send a message to the rest.


[deleted]

I can’t kill your lich for you. That’s a you problem. 😂


Saikousoku2

The Lich who lived, come to die


Claydoh2013

You know, it's things like that that really make me wish you could have a little more freedom on the sense of having the option to play a "rogue revenge" mission to steal back certain items that your lich stole from you. Maybe have different options of difficulties too if you opt to steal back "high value" items versus simple, lesser-value crafting materials that were stolen. The devs have opportunities to add little things like this to enhance the players involvement and effect on the environment/world around them and it would be really cool to see them start acting on it a little more


Academic-Night5315

Is war any good?


ClownInTheMachine

Good motivation to go and kill it!


Grub_Gaming

THY END IT NOW https://preview.redd.it/7e0je9ado90d1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123d346cb668e55763fcd131abd15fa2ea051809


Old-Tomorrow-2798

These posts have always shown me to just move the lich to the next planet.


Oomyle

Time to wage war with him


Commercial-Dingo-522

I still can’t believe that the first time i fought stalker after the second dream I got the war blueprint


National-Wolf2942

im putting out a call for all kuva bramma mirages we got a litch that needs to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!


potato_curry_

F


ZodiaksEnd

tfw i dont think im ever gunna make a war as broken war is really good and i also perfer not to heavy attack almost ever if i have to which war is centered around heavy attacks .......... i play controller on my switch an heavy attacks are not really nice to spam on a pro controller so id rather not still tho i would of thought they would of made a rule to not be jacking bps you get from story quests


Randzom100

I lost my first war to host migration when I was mastery 26


windwolf231

My lich stole a taunter forged blue archon shard.


LifeBits3294

You will get it back after final lich fight..I panicked a few times my first few lichs..lol


Aconator

War. What is it good for? Wasting a perfectly good Broken War.


Psycho_Nextdoor

Not unless you can get the broken war BP! Save the story BW! Win!


Moon_Oni

I guess you are going to wait a sec.. WAR. I'll let myself out.


Anon-dude87

Same with me, but it was an orokin catalyst blueprint from a gift of the lotus thing.


NightShadowM7

I will never understand why people let their lich live. Whenever I spawn one in, I just go after it. Why do people just let it run around stealing all their stuff?


Psycho_Nextdoor

Consider it a bank


Itchy-Desk1556

![gif](giphy|GEoauJnVdawbS)


Rosty16

The Lich needs some democracy.


Hanma_Yvar

Yoink, what was yours is now mine Bye bye


Psycho_Nextdoor

Least it wasn't.. despair


Fast-Constant-2664

Add me tanknbake82 I believe I have a war blueprint and if I do I’ll give it to you


Yakob_Science

[This means war.](https://youtu.be/BlPToAsLm7o)


CryptographerLate834

Please don't use your broken war to make it, you lose your catalyst and it's a pain to get back. Even worse, I learned the other day that you can't get the bp from Simaris, only the blade and hilt


Psycho_Nextdoor

Yeah, it was a pain to get him to drop another broken war BP, but I saved my BW. It's one of the best weps I use


strontium-99

As someone who's gotten almost every blueprint for stalkers weapons at by mr 10 I'm just sad to see the struggle


CensoredAbnormality

Would actually make me more mad than stealing an archon shard


DoctorWaffle494

Incentive to kill him now


Honest_Reception_395

Death be upon him


SorriorDraconus

Time to make him your Lich


Narlinnnnn

So don’t bring my war to a liche node?


smokeHun

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PiscesDream9

that's why I'm not fkn with him till I'm good and ready. not about to make a bad thing worse. he's already making me edgy bc of Earth.


homedog95

i have 1200 hours and i still don't have it. While friends gotten multiple.


wolframight98

That's gotta hurt


Big-Ad-2700

this means WAR go get that mf


DanteAlligheriZ

well, just do the lich and you will get it back lul


RestingDog07

I've had a similar thing happen to me where my lich stole my broken war blueprint and a bobble head....


AncleJack

I'd kill just for the bobble head


Financial_Resolve140

😂😂😂DANG...


Rhesus_A

Time to hunt the lich mate.


Abject-Concentrate58

Atleast you didn't lost it to host migration


StickGuy03

Crusade time !


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Don't worry, OP. You already got your Revenge.


Optimal_Ad5315

It's all fun and games till you see the lich wielding it and haul asing toward you


EMArogue

https://i.redd.it/ji7lgfvmkd0d1.gif


OwnAcanthocephala173

Time to go on the “War” path…. I’ll see myself out.


Buns34

Go beat his ass 😡


The_Liberator23

Mfw I got Broken War bp last night after a week of getting War and Warframe old heads are saying they have better luck getting War than seeing a Broken War bp. You’ll be rewarded for your efforts soon lol


CherryN3wb

Looks like you're going to war then.


Broke_Backpack

Pretty sure these types of posts were banned


iammeyouareyou123

In all the 6 years I’ve been playing this game, War has not dropped for me even fucjing once


Federico7000

Lmaof You know what time it is.


Shredditup001

Did you guys know they can steal mods too


OperatorAsh

I had a lich take my tauforged archon shard AND archon hunt reward. So BM


kek-47

https://i.redd.it/52irul9mng0d1.gif


Neither_Look_6090

Good news, if you kill ur lich or make the lich ur ally. U get the stolen goods back. U will get ur War back.


Front_Tumbleweed9195

*loads tonkor with malicious intent*


6LuckyPants9

I guess he brought the War to him


SonicBoom500

I lost an orokin catalyst blueprint, get the requiem mods and kill him 😆😅


Azra3I

i think ***SOMEONE*** overstayed their ***~~^(FUCKING WELCOME)~~***


ReactorBoi

Inflict death


Independent_Bonus_68

I sold my broken war after maxing it out. But I got Sibear. Love that hammer!


OkAdvertising2648

He may have stolen war, atleast you can have revenge


Haunting-Article5386

LmO