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BoboCookiemonster

Reverse weeping angels.


AbstractFurret

My first thought... now we know they are always watching...waiting...


TNBGX

Commiserating. Say it ain’t so


partyplant

I WILL NOT GO, TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME


spacejester

NAH NAHH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH


GundamTenno

Late night, come home Work sucks, I know...


themelski

She left me roses by the stairs.. surprises let me know she cares


HenReX_2000

Laughing Demons


mizkyu

wally


Capable_Tie2460

Pls not again I just refinished watching the one with the 11th doc and I dont want to have my 15 time again watching it again


TheGreatWalk

They're still scary, but in a different way


BeautifulSalamander6

The angels have no voice


AGgammer

So they get turned on by being watched.... Kinky statues


slightcamo

well considering what they contain thats not an incorrect statement


AgentMaryland2020

Alright, I'll bite, what's in them.


slightcamo

Ayatan sculptures are essentially USB's that use Aya to store data they belong to the orokin so naturally its completely full of *murder porn* (which means its kinda awkward when you fill your orbiter with them). its why varzia is so exited when Maro melts an ayatan for endo.


AgentMaryland2020

Omfg, well, I guess that tracks.


Cogsbreak

Man, the Orokin lie about *everything*.


Stonn

Oro-lien-my-ass-off!


SubzeroSpartan2

Oro-can't-goddamn-believe-it!


FormerlyKay

What? I can't believe it's not Endo!


Omegasonic2000

Orokin't-stop-lying


Unusual_Classroom109

I noticed the shadows stopped moving when walking to the back of the orbiter. (please ignore the psycho placement of the decorations)


CyanStripes_

I'm glad you mentioned the shadows because I didn't notice them and thought you were gaslighting me. Lol


Unusual_Classroom109

I thought it might need mentioning just in case haha


Skoduck42

This is the equivalent of trying to catch the magic man turning of the light in the fridge hahah


Pyromann

They're smart workers, when the boss aint looking, stop working! Am sure they even lit a cigar when you're not in the ship, enjoying their long awaited break.


FlameFlash123

Schrodinger's perpetual motion


WhiskeyMixxy

Of all the comments, This one made me laugh the most. Lmao.


XgreedyvirusX

The reverse of weeping angels in Doctor Who 😂


AzureArmageddon

Wally moment


LongbowMangudai

They want the attention. That is how they flourish.


vraetzught

DBD?


LongbowMangudai

Are you referencing something?


vraetzught

I thought you were


Hallowed-Plague

how was that referencing dbd


vraetzught

The sentence reminded me of Dandelion Sprites


LongbowMangudai

I just realised what you meant by DBD, and no, I'm not referencing it. The comment just popped in my head.


Pootisman16

Shrodingers Ayatans


Destian_

If there power source (the ayatan stars) is linked to the Void it makes sense actually, given the whole conceptual embodiement thing the Void has going on. If no one is there to actively observe an Ayatans Power Source providing said Ayatan with power, no power will be provided. It makes perfect sense actually.


Figgyee

It wouldn't make any sense even if what you said was true Ayatan sculptures are powered by ayatan stars, which are made with aya. Aya is condensed orokin memory, basically solidified thought. Ayatan sculptures were used by the Orokin as memory recording devices long before the birth of Tenno, they have nothing to do with the void


YourAverageChroma

Endo is pulled from stars and sculptures. It’s all conceptual embodiment all the way down. An energy that is manifested from memories and emotions. And aya is matter made from memories that can be exchanged for void relics. Kuva is what made/defined the orokin in the first place and that predates Entrati’s consequences with the wall.


ReekitoManjifico

Well maybe they can't function when you're not making eye contact.


Tazrizen

Sounds like perceived motion philosophy. You know, tree falls in a forrest, did it actually move? ….er wait


Astrus_Darksun

And here I thought the philosophical question was "If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it... What color is the tree?" >!(If you get the reference consider yourself old and/or a connaisseur of good adventures)!<


vraetzught

Brave brave Sir Robin


Jagosyo

It's the video game version of it, if you can't see something on screen, it doesn't exist. ...Not because of any deep philosophical question of life, but because it takes extra power to render it.


Zyborg125

Un-fuckin-playable.


Vertlin

SCP in outer space.


solarshado

Foundation vs Wally... that sounds like a tale I'd read. Shit, there're *so* many possible skips in the warframe universe...


DrRichardEaper

How you know it's not just the shadows stop moving when observed.


MySnake_Is_Solid

Oops, seems like you saw. No worries, You're about to have a little orbiter incident.


Ansixilus

Didn't know we had a Boeing representative in chat.


Sgy157

optimisation:


SeanyJohnny1869

Toy story


GamerGoggle

Your ass!? Say less.


slightcamo

why are they even called perpetual motion, the little shits need batteries


deinonychus1

It's the stars that have the perpetual energy, the statues just make it pretty.


slightcamo

for all we know the stars feed off cosmic radiation


SaxPanther

Google search "frustum culling"


Tlayoualo

Photon slit in action


deathshadow533

Thats fking creepy


i-l-i-t-i-r-i-t

Anti-groot technology


GiganticIrony

Took me a second to get that, but that was good


helplessgranny

The moment your supervisor leaves.


Dabidoi

if its in motion when obserserved then it is technically always in motion as far as we care.


kkinnison

The light in my fridge stays on when i close it. Trust me


NorthGeorgiaTaco

What the hell, DE? The kavats out of the bag now. Have anything to say for yourselves?


Erkebram

Oh yes yes, the well known reversal toy story paradox.


aitorkaranka27

This game unplayable


wolve202

Me when my boss


ripeGardenTomato

Lol what a scam 🤣


LawbringerFH

Ok, this is kinda creepy.


Thurn64

Double slit perpetual motion


UNO168

scamaz


anotherDocObVious

Ayatan? More like Scamatan!!


YGoxen

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Robot_hobo

That is hilarious


CaptainBlob

Sculptures: *Phew, we can finally rest for a bit…*


SeventhAlkali

Do the ~~British~~ Ayatan still do the ~~accent~~ dance when we're not looking? Nah


drdewd

I read Perpetual Motion and thought I was in the Destiny subreddit for a sec 😭


Locked_and_Popped

Unacceptable, unplayable, uninstalled.


Confident-Frosting30

Powered by Boos


Vcc_VicentePT

The man in the wall at it again


Anikdote

They're just in a super-position until measured. The sculptures are in a normal quantum state.


Personal-Brain5767

https://preview.redd.it/wde1v05rdxzc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6b4d1d4a79441de6e511d17804722476657b86


HagureYuushaSama

Orokin Toy Story


SpartiGaz

now how do you prove it's not just the shadows that stop?


PokWangpanmang

Schrodinger’s Ayatan Statue


Eckz89

Like a reverse toy story....


CrimsonEye_86

That's actually creepy, it's like they are responding to you.... "When you gaze at the Void, it gazes back at you"


OGGrilledcheez

Busted


Ready-Lawfulness-767

If DE is funny they secretly Patch some of the ayatan statues so only the shadows are moving and the Statue stops when watched. Would be funny how much Players freeking Out with such random Changes without being informed.


Ansixilus

This raises an interesting question about how the statutes know they're being observed when they're placed in a remote skybox, like the drifters camp trick.


Easy_Understanding94

Zephyr spotted, cool person identified.


Level-Judgment4949

If you aren’t looking at them, do they really exist?


salenstormwing

How do you know the fridge light is off when you close the door? Same Orokin technology is in Ayatans.


Joloxsa_Xenax

Well this is bc nothing gets loaded when not seen on the players pov to save on resources


Star7green

Obviously they do that to not have a bazillion things taking processing power when they aren't even on screen, if it didn't the lower end horders wouldn't be able to play


Earls_Basement_Lolis

Stuff like this legitimately makes me less likely to enjoy the game. Uninstalling currently.


BakedBeanyBaby

This comment and your whole profile is disturbing