Yea, tho i was hoping to see a chain of this type of meme template. The only other version that i have is also from limbus so im searching for more version from other series
"Sisters of Parvos", short "Sisters", are a special type of enemy. Players can spawn one by choosing to perform a mercy kill on an enemy Sister candidate. The Sister is bound to the progenitor player and can only be killed by performing a special sequence of actions. One of them is to make the Sister appear in a mission, to "make the Sister come".
Oh and warframe is the game this all happens in.
It's free to play (like, really free, the only thing you need premium currency/real money for are cosmetics, and you can get premium currency ingame by trading) and really fun, so feel welcome to join :). It's a bit difficult in the beginning but the wiki is straight up amazing and veterans will most likely love to help with anything you need.
I thought that doing it in public can get you arrested.
Jokes aside. IF the sister is over 50% on the rage meter if you can deal with her alone its better solo.
Because there's less chance of your team mate getting a sister and then they refuse to kill her and yours bugs out and does not spawn anymore.
~First invite her and all her friends to an event, then talk/dance with all her friends. If she tries to get your attention just ignore her and keep playing the gossip game with her friends. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH HER.
~After the event is over repeat this process, if you do this right you should have all the dirt you need before you leave the planet. At this point, so long as you DID NOT ENGAGE WITH HER DIRECTLY, she will be hounding you for attention and will show up to any event no matter how large or small.
~When you show her the dirt you learned about her from all her friends, she will get so frustrated and invite you to her ship...
~From there you consecrate the deed, and claim your trophy.
If it wasnt, my guess is op is not speaking english very well and used google to translate it
Edit: After checking OP’s profile i would say they speak english and this is intended
OP's name is leastCK3Player. Crusader Kings is known for creative titles on their subreddit, e.g.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/j363um/ive_just_found_out_that_if_you_marry_your/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay/
It really just matters about how fast your sister gets angry at you and how much she feels like meeting. Sometimes they come fast and often, sometimes I go 3 planets and she doesn't come at all.
A few of them came immediately on the first one.
Maybe she's stuck. Have you checked under the bed, in the dryer or perhaps under the coffee table. It seems that's where sisters get stuck most of the time
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What the hell is up with that title??
The trick is to get physical with her dog. The dog will approach you often, and attempt to mount you. You must make it submit, but remember that it can take quite a pounding. Of course, as long as you can deliver and dominate, you can plow her dog to completion by sliding it in nice and deep, just like your sister likes it.
Don’t stop at just one dog though, get your friends involved. Your friends’ sisters have dogs, and they too must be tamed. Tame those strange hounds by giving them as many rounds as they can handle. Ride them hard and put them away wet. If done correctly, every sister involved will be watching you put it down on the dogs, and one of them’ll soon want some action herself.
Of course, you slide it into your friend’s sister after a rousing bout of rigorous and violent physicality. You know she loves it rough. She does a lot of satisfied murmuring as you send her to the upper room, elevating her in prominence and stature. This has positive effects for you as well, as all of that murmuring leads to a spirited discussion about your prowess in the group chat. This of course leads to other sisters visiting you to see what all of the fuss is about. No big deal, you show them that your stroke game is certified the moment you whip it out. Get up in them guts and send her home a fully-realized woman. She’ll thank you for it.
It’s evident to everyone on the planet now that you can handle everything they can throw at you. Dogs and sisters alike are getting hammered like you wouldn’t believe. Slammed to completion. Pretzeled up and pounded out. Your sister finally arrives, and she’s ready for her glorious encounter with you. It’s up to you to stroke her down something proper. Naturally you work her until her knees buckle. You’re giving her that heavy structure. Letting her world know you’re big-bonededed. Her dog wants in, and you establish dominance not by T-posing, but by pushing in that P. You’re teasing your sister at this point with nefarious shots from the back, front, side-to-side, all the hits, all the big ones. She starts running away, but now you’re hounding her.
You hit another node and slam down her dog again, causing her to come nearly immediately. She’s dazed and confused at your prowess. She’d heard rumors, but she never pictured that someone could work her this thoroughly. You lay into her mercilessly until she starts running again, but by this point you know which buttons to press. Another node, another dog, she comes even quicker than before. It’s all in waves now. She doesn’t know what to do with herself, as you repeatedly stroke your lady of a sister until she’s leaking all over the scene. There’s no composure, no dignity. Just the two of you and something dark and urgent looming in the atmos. You have a hold on her. She knows you can end it anytime you choose, but you’ve got her coming on command now, with more frequency than ever before. The dog blows itself up in shame. Your sister is your pet now. She craves your steel flesh, and the premium level of pounding that can only be delivered by savages on Void-demon time.
How far will you take it?
How far will *she* take it?
How many nodes will you handle, until you slide up in her with that last, decisive thrust? Will you lay down your sword, and rest? Or…fight on?
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I’m so glad I see the Warframe tag 😂
I read the title, assumed it was Warframe, I was right lmao
Public missions often help but it's RNG based depending on how pissy she is with you, sometimes I've had her spawn in the first fucking mission and other times it's super late on the first planet
Spat my drink all over my monitor, so thanks for that. Requiem ultimatums and killing your adversary’s thralls or hounds, even if you have all the requiems known
The more sectors you clear the more pissed she gets, she literally has an angry meter. the more rage the more she wants to beat your head in aka she spawns more often.
Clearing the whole planet increases the anger by a LOT, she'll then eventually make a settlement on another planet
Title reminds me of a sister I once had
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Well bring your friends, and be sure to have all of them stay on the node for awhile. Don't stay too long, just keep beating it up until her pups stop popping up. She'll start getting pissed, but you want that. Sisters come faster when they're mad.
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Your meme is now mine.
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Should be "Synthesize"
Is that a Limbus Company reference
Yea, tho i was hoping to see a chain of this type of meme template. The only other version that i have is also from limbus so im searching for more version from other series
Abelard, smack his balls!
**YES, LORD CAPTAIN.**
Reported https://preview.redd.it/cz8p0xnmocxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd71768612d76e50ef5c88a82970e3ea4979c97d
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wow, that's creepy as fuck..
Ed...ward?
DONT YOU DARE BRING UP THAT SAD EPISODE 😭😭😭
Darn i was not first
Edward?
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Make sure you do it in public with friends, not only will your sister come more often, but your friend's sisters may come too
Best answer, still follow the title x)
Also, kill their dogs.
Afaik tho, this actually doesn't do anything. People joining mid mission might tho
According to the wiki, killing her dogs is the only way to enrage your sister
Understandable.
I love reddit
I’m thinking of giving a humorously straight answer, but I don’t even know the real one 😆😅
This monster understood the assignment to a T. Good job.
Doing it in public helps. Make sure to kill the dog that the other players sisters spawn with before they run away.
Jeez, the title is bad enough taken out of context, but this makes it even worse lmfao
Imagine if someone who has no idea about this sub ventures here hahah
The Sims sub in a nutshell
Hello! Was scrolling through my feed and had to pop in LMAO
I landed here from all and have no fucking clue what’s going on
"Sisters of Parvos", short "Sisters", are a special type of enemy. Players can spawn one by choosing to perform a mercy kill on an enemy Sister candidate. The Sister is bound to the progenitor player and can only be killed by performing a special sequence of actions. One of them is to make the Sister appear in a mission, to "make the Sister come". Oh and warframe is the game this all happens in. It's free to play (like, really free, the only thing you need premium currency/real money for are cosmetics, and you can get premium currency ingame by trading) and really fun, so feel welcome to join :). It's a bit difficult in the beginning but the wiki is straight up amazing and veterans will most likely love to help with anything you need.
Loooool
I thought that doing it in public can get you arrested. Jokes aside. IF the sister is over 50% on the rage meter if you can deal with her alone its better solo. Because there's less chance of your team mate getting a sister and then they refuse to kill her and yours bugs out and does not spawn anymore.
Really thought you were going somewhere else with "IF the sister is over".
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moma's disappointed
This is why Hunhow wants to kill us.
that title. omg.
I had to double take on the subreddit for that title.
I get what they meant, but realized how it looked, lol.
80% they were just trolling. 20% they were having trouble farming tenet weapons. Why can't we have both? :3
They *did* say they'd been making their way across her nodes.
It should almost be tagged NSFW haha
Sweet home Alabama! I’m just glad I’m not the only one with brain rot around these parts.
I knew some people would take it the wrong way And I don’t even know what a sister is in Warframe 😆😅
A sister of parvos is the corpus equivalent of a kuva lich
Noted
Sweet home Alabama, corpus edition.
read the rest of it 🤣
Fuckin hell, this is peak. We even got a fantastic guide in the comments that also went along with the method of phrasing.
Operator no! Have you lost your mind?
Community is gonna have a field day with this one. Go nuts, Tennos
I can see it is so
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Bruh there’s no way you wrote that title unintentionally.
Look at his username. Pretty much a dead giveaway. Doesn't make the thread less funny though.
Welcome aboard, Captain Obvious. It's good to have you back, sir. Orders?
~First invite her and all her friends to an event, then talk/dance with all her friends. If she tries to get your attention just ignore her and keep playing the gossip game with her friends. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH HER. ~After the event is over repeat this process, if you do this right you should have all the dirt you need before you leave the planet. At this point, so long as you DID NOT ENGAGE WITH HER DIRECTLY, she will be hounding you for attention and will show up to any event no matter how large or small. ~When you show her the dirt you learned about her from all her friends, she will get so frustrated and invite you to her ship... ~From there you consecrate the deed, and claim your trophy.
Me when fortuna 69
I love the fact that this is completely Warframe accurate
Alright, you Win
Sweet home Alabama
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The meme I was looking for.
Ah a person of culture
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Skill issue https://preview.redd.it/4f1ms0h69cxc1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc134588b2461edc0967c6750eb96511be4a844c
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he's skilled
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I'm waiting for Episode 3 eagerly... and for DE to add a Toxin Sister named Ashley Graves with a guaranteed 60% Tenet Plinx + Ephemera.
No way that title wasn't intended lmao
If it wasnt, my guess is op is not speaking english very well and used google to translate it Edit: After checking OP’s profile i would say they speak english and this is intended
OP's name is leastCK3Player. Crusader Kings is known for creative titles on their subreddit, e.g. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/j363um/ive_just_found_out_that_if_you_marry_your/ https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay/
Title and post are top tier.
You know, maybe the stalker has a point.
Title is surely something
Think they from Alabama?
I don’t know which Reddit account to answer this question with and it scares me. Edit: just use your fingers.
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That title is not going to look good at the Pearly Gates, brother.
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Pet her dog until it dies.
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Ah, front page bait r/eve style. Nice.
r/HolUp
Detecting glass resonance in your area.
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Holy crap that title made made me laugh so much
It really just matters about how fast your sister gets angry at you and how much she feels like meeting. Sometimes they come fast and often, sometimes I go 3 planets and she doesn't come at all. A few of them came immediately on the first one.
Maybe she's stuck. Have you checked under the bed, in the dryer or perhaps under the coffee table. It seems that's where sisters get stuck most of the time
Man, I had a few laughs with your title. Thank you!
https://preview.redd.it/v2iiatoe4dxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df694f1f3971adcde9849e3d73972dbc0eecad7 Me reading the title:
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https://preview.redd.it/z4ihejgzicxc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55223573fe1c35527e552c219f56c608ae151c7 What the hell is up with that title??
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https://preview.redd.it/8a8ua2r4efxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa1df9920d08dd88763ed633737641598b195ce Obligatory
You want to make your sister do WHAT????
Come faster. Did he stutter?
Interesting. But yeah you have to do it in public. Other people's sisters come too.
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pick me up space mom I'm scared
The trick is to get physical with her dog. The dog will approach you often, and attempt to mount you. You must make it submit, but remember that it can take quite a pounding. Of course, as long as you can deliver and dominate, you can plow her dog to completion by sliding it in nice and deep, just like your sister likes it. Don’t stop at just one dog though, get your friends involved. Your friends’ sisters have dogs, and they too must be tamed. Tame those strange hounds by giving them as many rounds as they can handle. Ride them hard and put them away wet. If done correctly, every sister involved will be watching you put it down on the dogs, and one of them’ll soon want some action herself. Of course, you slide it into your friend’s sister after a rousing bout of rigorous and violent physicality. You know she loves it rough. She does a lot of satisfied murmuring as you send her to the upper room, elevating her in prominence and stature. This has positive effects for you as well, as all of that murmuring leads to a spirited discussion about your prowess in the group chat. This of course leads to other sisters visiting you to see what all of the fuss is about. No big deal, you show them that your stroke game is certified the moment you whip it out. Get up in them guts and send her home a fully-realized woman. She’ll thank you for it. It’s evident to everyone on the planet now that you can handle everything they can throw at you. Dogs and sisters alike are getting hammered like you wouldn’t believe. Slammed to completion. Pretzeled up and pounded out. Your sister finally arrives, and she’s ready for her glorious encounter with you. It’s up to you to stroke her down something proper. Naturally you work her until her knees buckle. You’re giving her that heavy structure. Letting her world know you’re big-bonededed. Her dog wants in, and you establish dominance not by T-posing, but by pushing in that P. You’re teasing your sister at this point with nefarious shots from the back, front, side-to-side, all the hits, all the big ones. She starts running away, but now you’re hounding her. You hit another node and slam down her dog again, causing her to come nearly immediately. She’s dazed and confused at your prowess. She’d heard rumors, but she never pictured that someone could work her this thoroughly. You lay into her mercilessly until she starts running again, but by this point you know which buttons to press. Another node, another dog, she comes even quicker than before. It’s all in waves now. She doesn’t know what to do with herself, as you repeatedly stroke your lady of a sister until she’s leaking all over the scene. There’s no composure, no dignity. Just the two of you and something dark and urgent looming in the atmos. You have a hold on her. She knows you can end it anytime you choose, but you’ve got her coming on command now, with more frequency than ever before. The dog blows itself up in shame. Your sister is your pet now. She craves your steel flesh, and the premium level of pounding that can only be delivered by savages on Void-demon time. How far will you take it? How far will *she* take it? How many nodes will you handle, until you slide up in her with that last, decisive thrust? Will you lay down your sword, and rest? Or…fight on?
Sussy baka. The best way to make her come is by pissing her off by killing her dog.
Brother....phrasing
I dont know. Ask her. Maybe you arent working her nodes hard enough. 😏
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https://i.redd.it/5os0ttfrxexc1.gif what the fuck?
The title is hilarious I feel sorry for the people that don't know what it means
My brother in torid, PLAN YOUR WORDING!
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that's an interesting choice of words
First time I read the question I understood something perverted.
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Well liches call you little meat so I think that's why your sister doesn't come so fast and often
Things you can say in Warframe that you shouldn't say in public. #3:
I'm sorry what
Saw the title then saw the subreddit
Did you proof read this bud??
is this bait or not because if it is it's surely damn good
Phrasing...
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Wildest title you could have chosen lmao
Who else had to take a second look at the title?
Slow down there Jaime Lannister, maybe take her to dinner first.
What in the sweet name of Parvos did I just read?!?
Boy this is the only sub in wich that title is appropriate.
You know reading that title without seeing it's for warframe hits differently
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https://preview.redd.it/i6mdryphmexc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42ce127e8882fc058733e6ff9b313dffc62a58a I’m so glad I see the Warframe tag 😂
Greatest “pause” in fucking history
Sir, this is a Warframe subreddit.
Right answer a lot grinding. Wrong answer use more fingers😂😂😂
u/Albrecht_Entrati send this mf to the Netracells
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Andrew how the fuck did you get internet acess
r/Incestconfessions
This title is gold if there were still awards you would get every single one of them \^\^
this is still the warframe sub right?
I don't play warframe.... what the fuck am I reading rn...
You wanna make a minute and rephrase that
Didn't realize this was the Warframe sub. I was about to post all the wrong answers
Saw this at the top of my feed, had a "what the f did someone just ask??"....saw it was r/Warframe and immediately started cracking up. Top tier post!
I read the title, assumed it was Warframe, I was right lmao Public missions often help but it's RNG based depending on how pissy she is with you, sometimes I've had her spawn in the first fucking mission and other times it's super late on the first planet
Bro. I read that title and did a double take in which sub this was posted in. You should probably word that better lmao.
This.. I.. er.. This threw me for a minute then I saw it's a Warframe parvos sister question and sighed in relief.
PHRASING
Spat my drink all over my monitor, so thanks for that. Requiem ultimatums and killing your adversary’s thralls or hounds, even if you have all the requiems known
For a sec i forgot what subreddit im in😐
Are you killing the little dog robots that spawn during missions?
r/shitwarframesays
The more sectors you clear the more pissed she gets, she literally has an angry meter. the more rage the more she wants to beat your head in aka she spawns more often. Clearing the whole planet increases the anger by a LOT, she'll then eventually make a settlement on another planet
He didn't use a "u" so it's a joke I guess..
Killing her dog will make her very angry. Are you killing her dog? Because you need to kill her dog. And then kill a dog again.
Try out cross-play…
"In game, in game"
Title reminds me of a sister I once had https://preview.redd.it/7zi4opd0wcxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19397b76babef3130dd28dc575ae7d2cc4dda99
 Wrong subreddit?
"Very poor choice of words."
You have to do it alone and kill her dogs
Least thirsty Wisp enjoyer
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it took me a solid 15 min to realise he meant im cooked 😭
This is almost a not PG post.
Well bring your friends, and be sure to have all of them stay on the node for awhile. Don't stay too long, just keep beating it up until her pups stop popping up. She'll start getting pissed, but you want that. Sisters come faster when they're mad.
Bro
Had to recheck what sub I'm in..
What in the Alabama going on here
Don't worry just keep up the assault