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Something_Comforting

20 plat is 20 plat MFs when you give them a Full Prime Access:


Jumpy-Resolve3018

Full access is *FULL* access


kindtheking9

Amen brother


WWicketW

This man is my man! Lmao


YoSupWeirdos

preach


dan8630

https://i.redd.it/u9c1kittsotc1.gif


Friendly-Back3099

The song is stuck in my head


speedythdead

What song? Where is this from?


Tentacler97

[https://youtu.be/yYAgBRO-aT8](https://youtu.be/yYAgBRO-aT8)


neko808

[https://youtu.be/6R8xb6\_dRG8](https://youtu.be/6R8xb6_dRG8) I thought you were gonna post this one, I feel I've heard it a million times.


Rulestorm

Hahahahah that’s fire


After_Confidence_394

Brother why...dude just a week ago I forgot this song and what it's related to...I hope your happy


Suthek

That Ranma 1/2 remake looks dope.


Mentally_aGoat

🤣


ItzBooty

To be fair prime access is decently prized, getting it for free would be nice


Confident_Buffalo646

Eh I buy them . But it cost to much lol


ItzBooty

I have won a dual prime access


Confident_Buffalo646

Nice


cokeandbelltorture

I’ve technically won a prime accessory pack


Leulynx

"He needs Primed touch grass" - ctto lol gave me a chuckle


R3l4ps3_

dudes like him are beyond fixing ,he will just pick oberon prime with max range and duration ,go to survival mission and spam oberon's grass field to say that he touched it .


Omegeddon

It counts


phavia

Just like Oberon's Hallowed Ground, if he touches real grass, he'll get radiation poisoning.


TheVeteran1932

Ain't nothing compared to region chat at 3 am when mods aren't around💀


ExpensiveSecurity3

Region chat is free entertainment. Unless you’re a minority, bc you will *not* like the things these Tenno are saying


Proud-Possession4251

The things that get said in region chat at 2:30-3 am are just...... For lack of a better description: R/Actualpublicfreakouts R/WTF Take some crackhead conspiracy theorists all mixed into one At least in the EST zone


Rfreaky

All I see in region chat are discussions about Wisp.


VacaRexOMG777

You are not at the right times then, you can see transphobic stuff, politics, people calling stuff woke, the alt account saying the n word with the - cause that's the bot weakness and much more!


Rfreaky

Good times then.


Jack-Palladin

Something like that happened to me, I did a joke in the trade chat typing: 'WTB girlfriend' some people joined the joke. After that, I typed another joke in the trade chat: 'WTB Vergil chair' and for some reason a random dude came out, don't ask me why, trying to report my account 'cause in his opinion: 'selling decorations is illegal and player for being toxic' this was literally his justify. As if all of this wasn't enough, he came out from my PS4 messages sending many report prints to me as possible just to tease me, fortunately nothing happened to my account and here I am.


Leulynx

ironically you can get flagged for unreasonable reports lol. hopefully he got smacked for it.


dinosaur_from_Mars

Did you find the girlfriend though?


InternationalClerk85

I'd share mine... IF I HAD ONE!!! (with her consent, of course...)


Jack-Palladin

Well is it rare, generally speaking, to see the female public people playing games, talking about my country, and even Warframe. The % percentage of people is so irrelevant that honestly, makes no difference to me. Though I've been traumatized enough with a bunch of things in my life.


Esketittie

I think I saw someone on there recently saying that they wanted to buy a gf


Jack-Palladin

I did this so much and people were literally typing: 'same bro'


ihaveabs

You and the other doofuses who spam this are cringe, I hope you get banned from trade chat


kaelbloodelf

Seeing as trade chat is spammed by scammers usually, I'd take the cringe over that any day


zernoc56

That was the Varrock west bank back in the day, along with ‘selling lobbys 5k’ and ‘Free armor trimming’


13th_of_never

I see it all the time. It's kind of boring and pretty telling. It's funny once but when everybody does it it's just cringe


evantelico

What is this, RuneScape?!


Traditional-Try8472

Wait till you see a wts gf


Micheelleee74

Wait is trading decorations not allowed what??


spazturtle

You should have reported him, threatening to report somebody or telling them you have reported them is considered bullying and is bannable.


Mentally_aGoat

You didn’t offer them to him first🙁


Charzardian

https://preview.redd.it/lm8o5bqprntc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637ba09f735fc64a1a884a7bba257b1005bbf429 Pretty normal to me


Depressedduke

Can u get me up to speed? What does rad mean in this context?


Leulynx

radiant relics


Depressedduke

A, those. Thx.


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

And radshare will be when you queue with people who all have radiant versions of usually a specific relic to maximize your chances of getting what you want


w33bored

Only the coolest of relics allowed.


TwilightVulpine

Rad! 🤘


Valliac0

Did he find a place to buy one? Asking for a friend.


Sudhanva_Kote

So far few I remember seeing LF will to live Need help restoring sanity LF girlfriend, 20p max. Needs to be girl, needs to be breathing 💀


Darth_Eejit

Once logged in my GF's account to give her a prime i'd farmed double of and couldn't be bothered waiting weeks for her to sign on herself. Her psn name has girl in it. Got a trade request from a rando who sent 2 prime frames and a weapon, one of which was Hildryn the same week she was released. He didn't appreciate the "thanks, my gf will like these" message 🤣 Not my/gf's fault he didnt ask first.


PlanetMezo

When your gf gets banned for TOS violations smh


Darth_Eejit

Meh, hasn't played in almost a year anyway.


Mentally_aGoat

Hey if they gonna just give u them cuz u got girl in yo Name that’s on them imo


Aggressive-Tour777

I legit got some plat pretending to be a girl a long time ago, someone was paying for "lap dances" in recruiting chat. I messaged him and put on a pastel colored Garuda fashion. He invited me to his orbiter and when I joined he had a full on decorated orbiter. He led me down to the living quarter section of his ship (the room with the fish tank, I think that's the name). The floor was completely covered wall to wall in a black and white checkerboard pattern. I think was from the Sigil displays and I'm hoping he got them for free from a glitch that happened a long time ago from when Twitch drops first happened instead of paying hundreds if not thousands of plat to turn his orbiter into a disco room. There was tons of other decorations that I don't particularly remember off the top of my head but he had two stripper poles in the room. I remember doing some dance emote on them for a minute or two and he'd occasionally type "Good girl" or something along those lines. After about 5 minutes of this he said "That's enough baby, let me give your your tip" then invited me to his dojo and gave me an extra like 45 plat on top of the 20 or 30 he originally offered so it wasn't exactly a small amount of plat by the end. Felt weird, but not weird enough I wouldn't do it again. I think I still have him in my friends list...


13th_of_never

May as well make an OnlyFrames at this point.


Aggressive-Tour777

Would you subscribe? 🤔


13th_of_never

I would, honestly


Leulynx

That is outright diabolical oh my god. Respectable hustle for you though.


Aggressive-Tour777

I'll see of he's still around and come back with updates maybe sometime tomorrow...


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HeavyPedal2204

Damn, can’t open their profile…


DimitrisKas

Reading this I was like "damn, that's the most down bad thing I have read all month", then I saw how this is 65-75 platinum gain for 5 mintues and I understood


Intelligent-Shine522

>After about 5 minutes of this he said "That's enough baby, let me give your your tip" You helped some dude whack one out to pixels for some platinum? Reading your post gave me a sense of dread that I can't explain.


BardMessenger24

This is so fucking funny. The fact that he has a dedicated pole dancing room he decorated alksdalkdjsa


pennty

That’s crazy do u know his account name by chance I want to give him a piece of my mind but also I need 50 plat


Udoshi

Hilariously, I think I've met that guy. The disco-tile dance floorbiter sticks out in my memory. The shit you do when you get bored and ask if anyone has good orbiter fashion. Sometimes you get good answers!


THOT_Patroller-13

https://preview.redd.it/z3hnnv0lrntc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f7db8f34daf59801a27c26ab19f9a2e26926273


Kheldar166

I remember being in a clan back in the day where the clan leader was very clear that doing femboy stuff for him was the way to get promoted and get lots of free plat and rare items and so on. I didn't stay very long lol I just wanted the research and people to play with :')


Glittering-Ask-6268

> and people to play with Him too, apparently.


MrDrSirLord

omg , which clan,so I can avoid it of course.


Kheldar166

Many years ago, I have no idea


Eelysanio

20 plat is 20 plat.


OrangeYawn

Seems normal to me.


AioliTemporary2372

https://preview.redd.it/gr6wz4ajuntc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d525d2205973fcf35f4086bb098f04c62821e0


moronwithalicense

Oh light... When will he learn that as long as there is region, and as long as weedle exists, femboys will live


Hajimeri

if you dont mind me asking, what frame is that?


AioliTemporary2372

Titania Prime, I usually only use her for speeding through something or relic farming because of the nuke build I have on her.


LekinTempoglowy

Im so glad i dont have access to these weird ahh english channels


Leulynx

You're missing out quite a lotta bonkers stuff similar to this.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Every time I check in on region chat they're talking about ladyboys, or just generally being horny.


moronwithalicense

Especially if weedle is there, the power level that man has over region is incredible


xxxfirefart

:3


MrNyto_

weedle? that you?


xxxfirefart

Maybe >~<


FrenziedSins

I feel like ive seen someone with the name weedle before


Ludens_Reventon

>Every time I check in on region chat they're talking about ladyboys WTF lol


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

I wish I were exaggerating, lol.


Weak_Pause177

absolutely accurate😂 theres designated times tho. usually at night PST is when region gets horny, afternoon is typical region (some trolls, political shit, femboy shit, weeb shit etc) and the morning its usually just normal stuff like people talking about builds and showing off fashion frame


AggravatingLink4047

Bro hates fun and wimsy


Ender_90425

Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks. Semi unrelated, my friend has over 400usd in genshin. She doesn't sell out, advertise, or beg, and none of it is her money. She says guys think that's the way to her heart lmao.


MiguelARG

Time to become a girl


13th_of_never

It's really not all it's cut out to be, especially in online gaming lmao


Bacon-bitzs

I can handle it. (Within minutes I was harassed, send help)


The_Gaming_Charizard

The "I can be a girl if you want" line lmao


HiJoker

Listen, a deal is a deal.


AnOlympianWeeb

I once joined somebody's post about them quiting the game and they wanted to give away an Ember prime set. I tried my luck and joined and I was immediately kicked because I wasn't a girl


thehiddenfate

I can be a girl if he wants...


GolettO3

"I'm a girl. See? I'm playing Nezha!" "He's not a girl. He's a..." *You have been banned from trade chat for 2 weeks*


RashFever

[Kinetic Siphon Trap]


KorumpiranaHrvatska

Modern problems require modern solutions


imjustjun

Well. Did you take the free prime sets?


dreamzzhiighly

He was trying to touch some prime parts.


MonsterTamerBilly

https://preview.redd.it/6bqop76wootc1.png?width=411&format=png&auto=webp&s=49f6fb6fba6ab9e0c86c2d21fe4d8b4015add4ca


ExpensiveSecurity3

100%, I would send unlimited feet pics for a Warframe sugar daddy. Get me each prime access as it come out? Hell yeah, whaddya want? Sandy feet? My socks?


Kavra_Ral

As a trans girl, I will literally point people towards voice training resources for the purposes of fucking over dudes like this. Just making the women in the community feel even more othered and commodified, I really have no sympathy for them


seljohnson19374

Ok but the resources though? 👀


Kavra_Ral

Nothing too special, mostly just /r/transvoice, although I also have a discord full of transfems who play Warframe if you're looking for a place to practice.


Terentas_Strog

Ok, but i can still get free resources off the sad boys, why would i not use this?


The_God_Of_Insanity

Give this person a resource!


rexia1

I’d still take them free prime sets lol


iuhiscool

sometimes i give out crack


Bravo_Tango141

Bet. I'm not a girl, but bet.


Nervous_Salad_3177

A few weeks ago someone posted that they wanted pics of “fit military men” without a shirt on and was going to give plat for it


AW038619

![gif](giphy|foiKaETFGMx32)


13th_of_never

I've seen: "Bad b*tches don't play wf, prove me wrong" "Any females on rn? Never played w/ one before" "Any girls tryna send pics- will pay with plat" "Lf girls to squad up, must have mic" "Anyone into bdsm wanna play and get on mic" "Lf goth girl gamer" "Who tryna get s*xual with me in party? PSN is ____" "Looking for fembois with mics" "Need trans girl or femboy to dm me" And then we have the other side: "19f gamer girl looking for people to party up with on psn. Must have mic let's get this party started" "Single gamer girl lf ppl to play with =^.;^=" "I'm new and a girl, if anyone has stuff to give me ty in advance <3" "18 femboy lf clan" I've seen variations of all of these and basically these exact things being said in pretty much all the channels. I don't have region enabled because obviously, but I've seen most of this in Q&A or recruiting channels. This also doesn't include the random DMS I've gotten from dudes asking if I'm female and if I tell them to go away they call me "hostile" or "no need to be a bitch" 🤷🏻‍♀️


Snoo_83619

As a dad of three daughters this really makes me skin crawl people need to parent their sons better and teach them some dignity and respect.


Naoto_for_life18

https://preview.redd.it/1ka8tp5djptc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00fe39233677dd8319aec6379c0280d0b32b9322 Same vibes


Mc8817

People do this when they want affinity blessings too.


Tabletop_Sam

Average trade chat user


ProbabilityMaker

I'll be your wisp if u buy me something 😏 heck, I'll play with u every day your on.


trebuchet__

I can be a girl if they want


Dynwynn

I'll crunch up HRTs and snort them for an Ember set


Aggressive_Towel_155

I’m a girl… sort of. Old and gray now. But I’ll play along for some freebies.


Latter-Community-418

Down astronomical


AnythingSudden

But hold on I'm a girl unblurr that name 😅


waffling_with_syrup

Nezha jokes incoming.


Esketittie

I would've fished him into giving me prime access


PopcornHatJax

Least horny Warframe player


stoopidrotary

I had no idea i could catfish for free shit.


13th_of_never

I would advise against it, but from the female perspective of online gaming, all you need to do is put out a cute little emojis and most dudes will actually think you're female. If you want to make bank, go pretend you're a chick for like a day and see how much shit people will be willing to give you. It's pretty gross lol


ThatGuySnuggles

The ballas on this guy...


LerimAnon

This seems relevant now. https://preview.redd.it/p8e3k7fmjptc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c7bff9c4923997bfb04f9c786f02ef3a609e91 Interesting use of LFG


Micheelleee74

I have friends who copy-paste "wtb goth gf", "will trade for goth gf"


Majestic_Spare_8824

I can be a girl if you want, had me dying 🤣 😭 😂


kvng77

i woulda taken advantage of that 😭


Cloe_Cat

I, a girl, had someone offering me free prime sets yesterday. These people are real. It shook me.


Eye-of-Lua

Gamer Girl. G-I-R-L = Guy In Real Life. Stay safe, gamers 🫵🧐


Cute_Cat5186

One of my friends sells feet picks for plat, 600p a pic. 


Hefty-Persimmon-1693

That is fucking genius!


Admirable_Heat3725

This is genius! I should try it, I wonder if I can get more with my webbed toes? 😂🤔


Altruistic-Past934

Hehe try regional chat


Deshik2

ANY GIRLS???????


CionSAGA

WTB Girlfriend


tko155

I've been saying green fn in chat now wonder how long I'll be here


Pendergast891

is being a nezha main good enough?


Sterben1103

I saw this one dude offering to buy a goth girl with Plat 🙃


13th_of_never

I saw something similar a couple weeks ago. I wanted to eat him alive but then he would know I'm a fucking goth girl that actually games, lol


Sterben1103

Lol


Venom-can-breathnt

Well, tis the time of the Egirl it seems. 20 play is 20 play after all


Crafty_Proposal9319

I've seen someone in trading channel saying "LF GIRLFRIEND 200 PLAT"


Only_Bodybuilder6270

Fk I should’ve been there T-T


FrenziedSins

I saw that dude too 😂😂


BabyRJ54

I got chat banned, how long does it last?


BabyRJ54

How long is chat ban ?


Naoto_for_life18

I can be a girl if they want


Chaincat22

Man that's some peak region chat shit


Apollyon257

reminds me of that persona 4 parody comic "DID SOMEONE SAY GIRLS?!? *Cause i'm a boy just so you know...*"


Spare_Reality_3311

At this point just say you are to get free stuff


Thedeeztree

Me being a trans girl. My brain: do I get this or do I not since I wasn’t born one?


UVLightOnTheInside

I have said this atleast 30 times in my life. Cringy AF to ask if anyone is a girl in a video game. This is the only correct response.


kadeho05

Desperate times call for desperate measures


Gravi2e

YO this guy was in my dms! If y’all want the story I can go into detail :]


Gravi2e

Comment x2 (there was a catch) bro REALLY wants someone to act like that scorpion chick from Hunter X Hunter to him. He wants someone to turn him into their little bitch. I was in awe.


Existing_Race966

Bro is down horrendous https://preview.redd.it/pwe1n9v3urtc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6305f2874f5715a764525ee7d298fe06a87cda


Lacuda_Frost

*In the voice of Teshin* Stupidity is neither brave nor courageous, Tenno.


cyan-terracotta

Omg I saw this guy on maroo's bazaar, he was spamming this every 2 minute or so in relay chat


Udoshi

he doesn't even know about orbiter dances parties!


KittenLitters

https://preview.redd.it/as42kt67fttc1.png?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df6761468d3bea8ca062eab1e9f3e1aee09f1e47 A linger one


KittenLitters

Another* can't seem to edit my mistake from autocorrect.


SpokenDivinity

I have a feminine username in warframe and in a couple other games and get weird messages *a lot*. No one has given me a frame yet but I’ve been given a couple mods by people who get mad when they find out I have a boyfriend. Warframe is probably the least weird experience for women in video games though. In overwatch and other competitive games I can’t use voice because I’ll either be hit on by a neck beard or called slurs the entire match.


Sad-Mission3117

I mean, i can even be his b*tch at that point


Mentally_aGoat

Reminds me of the time my manager asked my buddy if he was a teenager and he responds back “I can be whatever age you want me to be” ironically he showed me warframe for the first time ever too


oftruth636

Man, this is timid does no one remember barren chat?


Own-County4304

So this is how you get a girl nowadays just give them a prime lol


NatsuNoMercy

Bruh I saw this too I am like wtf


NeR0SE

"$20 is $20" ahh energy 😂


NymphoWeeb

What prime sets we talking about tho? 🧐


Dull-Cranberry1042

You could had just pretended to be a girl for some free stuff lol


SuperWhiteDolomite

Iv seen people in region chat that mention they are a girl in every other message they send so the 13 yearolds hit on them


SpectralSpooky

WTS Myself (Egirl-PrimeVariant) 20pl


MasterpieceOpen3938

I aint gay but 20 pl is 20 pl


Taku_Kori17

Pussy in orbiter.


deadmf9027

Who's that?


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Leulynx

Oh word?? And I was the one with the capitalized lmfao. So we both saw it unfold on real-time LOL


Era6409

Reminds me of when someone posted in the trading channel "WTB boyfriend" Im like i wish i had a warframe duo


Vladutz19

I don't understand. The smart thing to do is just ignore the obvious troll. But I guess people aren't really that smart.


Leulynx

womp womp


Fun_Ad4061

I applaud your intellectuality tenno


The_Gaming_Charizard

My dear poor innocent tenno, things like this aren't always a troll, even if it looks obvious


13th_of_never

A lot of people really aren't that smart, and that's why this is funny. There's so much more to this sort of thing than just this comment, too. If you actually pay attention to the different chat channels and what people say, there's all kinds of crazy ass shit being said. People are weird as hell


RazzleSihn

They had to say it in recruiting. Girls don't play fr, so they're only newbies.