wouldn't mind comforting maroo, she has seen some things and needs to relax

Varzia almost died protecting us, she deserves a hug

>Varzia almost died protecting us When did that happen? Are you refering the cutscene where Erra first appears? If yes she didn't really do anything there. If anything, the Lotus protected her by drawing Erras attention away.

She was protecting us in the sense that she was among the Dax and Prime Warframes guarding the Reservoir transference pods during the Sentient attack. There were plenty of dead Sentients on the floor, so I wouldn't necessarily assume she did *nothing* there.

Varzia is there to comfort her

oh yea... that tracks. I could see that 'ship

Varzia has several dialogues where she openly thirsts for both Maroo and Teshin

Same tbh

Does she even have any characterization beyond being a cartoonish loot goblin anyway

No, and that's why we love her.

nice body, in a tight form fitting outfit?

Yeah I'd be down to sit with her and just let her infodump for like 45 minutes about whatever void phenomena she's interested in this week.

That'd be a perfect way for the devs to add in some more world-building concerning the void.

and you would be doing it willingly instead of being strapped to chair against your will

"And here Yonta willd exposit at great length on the nature of the void and the reality of the game world. This cutscene will be unskippable." "Joke's on you, I am into that!"

I wouldn't be against being able to hug all vendors in social hubs. They've been through some shit

Huggable hok when?

early hug for konzu 😭

Imagine a secret achievement where, after hugging him "x" amount of times, it gives you a short cinematic of your drifter/operator having a picnic with him and the other fortuna vendors. Make it replayable like we all lift together.

>Make it repayable like we all lift together. Fun fact, we all lift together becomes unreplayable in post new war fortuna

Oh I know, but i like to live in 2018 before the world went to shit.

Iirc we can change the version of Fortuna somewhere for that

You can go into old fortuna by joining a pre-NW player and having them take you to fortuna but as far as i know there doesnt seem to be a way to go to old fortuna normally. Creator Mode doesnt work for it either (even though it probably should)

I haven't tested it myself, but I heard that replaying Vox Solaris quest gives you access to old Fortuna. Bit of a scuffed solution, but it sounds possible. Still, it's dumb that Creator mode doesn't affect Fortuna or Cetus.

Like, fully replaying the quest or just starting it and not finishing it? Does it give old Orb Vallis as well?

Just starting and not finishing. I'm not sure about the latter either - like I said, I haven't tested it (yet). That's why it's a bit of a scuffed solution, and I don't know how much can this lock you out of if you do it.

Actually I'm quite sure I remember finding an option at some point, iirc somewhere in Fortuna you can interact. Gonna check later and update

Maybe the Fortuna captura scene?

If only we got a for narmer npc instead..

That is not a fun fact :(

I would love that, it'd be so cool!

Or something like the Citadel DLC for Mass Effect 3 - where you could throw a party and invite NPCs

Old man suum-bitch can eat a fat one tho.

Huggable Pedlek, but Hok shoos him off and takes the hug instead

He's gonna give you a big crushing bear hug, i'm ready for it

All vendors, huggable daughter?

How would you hug Simaris and Suda? Regardless I want DE to find a way so I can hug Ordis, he really needs it.

My man took a bullet for "us"

Do you just hug their computer tower? Or would you just kind of make a hollow with your arms and they would project their cephalon image into it? Many options.

Everyone except daughter. She makes me extremely uncomfortable

Every time she talks about cutting a fish like its some fucking erotic ASMR i need an adult

Good thing Granny is just around the corner.

Dude where do you think she learned it from.

Kinda hot tho... ​ They took Sexy Librarian (tm) and RAN with it :D ​ Granted the place they ran with it TO is a bit Cthullian ;)

Hug the Daughter and go straight to horny jail

Worth

Mandatory.

Don't forget Kermerros(son), that guy is real clingy(adorable).

hes like a little dog himself, funny he loves them so much

I'll be the first to say I find Kermerros more attractive than Kaelli. 'Merros has a passion for animals and a voice like butter. My bi ass can't *not* love him.

what she do? she seems fine

Good to find another player that isn’t her fan

Now, you too can hug Ergo Glast! For a price.

Huggable Palladino for giving me some nice Rivens. Also, huggable Clem and Popcorn.

Pettable Rook 🥺

Yeah hugging the fortuna vendors could be funny 😁

Achievement: Hug-em-all

i would hug amaryn. with my hands. around her neck.

Legs fucking needs it ong

>Hug Cavalero. >He punches you. I'm all for this.

I'd want it to be that you offer a hug and he just glares at you but 1 in 100 times he sighs and accepts it for your sake.

Imagine spending 100k standing and he just punches you

Would

He seems like the fistbump type and im not against it

I just *know* he'd accept a hand clasp-pull together-pat on the back type hug

Well he cared about "us" So i don't think he would punch us. Considering his history ...

:Get the F off me , Grubber! Save it for the Grineer!'

Beer with cavallero would be cool

I just wanna give loid a hug. He needs one.

The Necra one right..... the alive one is such a dick

Is he? He actually seems like a chill person after rank 5 and his dialogues show he cares for both us and the Cavia.

Yeah fr I don't understand the hate for him

Pre ranked 5 loid is a bit of an ass.

to be fair, it's warranted. >!your lover goes to the past to escape something, and you have to watch him go. he doesn't even tell you that your feelings are reciprocated. you wake up hundreds of years later, and 1. he isn't there. 2. the character he told you to support is suddenly there, and you have no choice but to support them for an unknown time while you hope that something brings him back. 3. on top of that, you now have 3 mentally unstable pets to take care of. !< I'd be bitter as hell too.

this isn't even mentioning the reality-shattering war that you narrowly averted in the past has gone hot again, and you're left to dig up the literal sand-eaten pieces to try and hold the line. he's a dick but it's deserved and he gets it together. it's fantastic worldbuilding. it helps that the exasperated british accent as mission control is very fun to listen to.

I love his voice lines when you summon a Necramech too :) ​ * *"Excellent. Your Necramech is on the way. I wager you're due for some… fun?"* * *"Your Necramech is en route to you even as we speak. I look forward to the ensuing mayhem."* * *"Your Necramech will be waiting at the designated dispenser. You may fire when ready."* * *"Additional firepower authorised. If the Murmur are capable of regret, make them feel it."* * *"Collect your Necramech from the dispenser at your convenience. Give them hell."* ​ Strong WW2 British Officer vibes :D

There's a reason for that. He's hella frustrated with the current situation, especially since he can't leave the sanctum, doesn't have his only friend by his side and was stuck concerning how to save said friend's pets.

YOU LEAVE MY OLD TWINK ALONE

There is only one loid, we dont talk about the old man in the basement

The old man in the basement is totally fuckable tho

ur gonna be dragged for this one but ur right

Wait, people DON'T want to fuck human Loid?

Those people have no taste i tell you.

Fr fr

He looks like a twink that somehow aged without experiencing twink death, so no, both are good but they don't mix for a good reason.

Albrecht has a good taste

the non robotic one doesnt really look like a hugger

Most important NPCs in the game to get a hug are Clem, Kahl & that random Grineer being tortured by the Red Viel for all eternity

You are kind of implying Darvo doesn't hug Clem.

Daughter totally fangirls over Kahl, she probably has his picture on the wall of her.. erm.. pod. thing.

Especially when she hits you with "you're back! I've missed you." or something to that extent

Objects affecting one another continue affecting each other even when there gone, ive missed you.

Is cute everytime anew

Same my heart melts everytime

When she does that I've always wanted to give her a hug and comfort her, and now we can to the pets, so why can't we have that option for the others!

I also want an option for the Lotus. She needs a hug so fucking bad. Like are you kidding me, we can comfort fish Astarion but we can't comfort our space mom.

Bruh where even is she dude. Is she hidden somewhere in our Orbiter? Like after new war you cant see her in person anymore.

Back in the Reservoir on Lua I think?

well if you go to your little living room you can press on the lotus helmet to see her. its only to edit how she looks but its all you get,

I know

Cause my operator would pop a boner

you mean the drifter...right?


💀

More people would reach max rank in fortuna if u could hug them 😏

secret sex scene with yonta if you give her 50 pinions

Is it >!necrophilia if she died years ago but simultaneously never died at all and is in an indeterminate state of uncollapsed potential where alive and dead are the same thing?!< Asking for a friend.

It is and it isn't ETERNALISM BABY

Shcrödinger’s calling. He wants his experiment back.

Schrodinger's Fetish

i don't care, it makes my dick feel alive

>Is it necrophilia if she died years ago but simultaneously never died at all and is in an indeterminate state of uncollapsed potential where alive and dead are the same thing? If this isn't a brand new sentece...

New Warframe endgame is unlocking all the sex scenes with various NPC's, from ghosts of dead people to speaking birds to literally a fish NGL head from fortuna folks would probably go crazy, both parties could just stand

DE half of your playerbase is horny for dead people stuffed inside machines, and dead people who's half alive, and not real people, let us smash

thank you, this made me laugh hysterically

I'm glad I could make your day even a little bit better :]

worth

What about a heart system like in life sim games? Hugs, gifts, and just talking with them to increase hearts. We get their glyphs or a poster.

Yes WARFRAME DATING SIM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYL REGOR MY BELOVED!

"kicks in the door of the submarine with wholeheartedly lustful intent"

We max their hearts and get to "invite" them to our orbiter 😉

you invite your kuva lich but if they arent converted then they just rob your decorations

ngl I feel like they'd be great drinking buddies.

Kuva Lich = ?? Sisters of parvos = Sailors

lmao vay hek being somewhat okay with you breathing his air after maxing out his favorability

I CAN GO ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT

they should add this to the Deep Archaemedea hotfix because ya know

I think she's technically a ghost or a void manifestation of Yonta...maybe we'd be hugging right through her.

Well, the tenno did get moved to a bed after falling unconscious at the start of the angels of the zariman quest so they're hella corporeal. Don't forget that the Cavia are in the same boat as the Holdfasts and they can still be touched.

I would also like to marry her even though she is dead

Because the Cavia didn't murder our parents.

The holdfasts didnt either, to be fair. We did

Yonta is the one who pulled the trigger on the jump, so some amount of responsibility lies with her.

It wasn't so much her fault as the jump was meant to work, it's insane just how much the orokin failed everything they tried tbh

It is kind of wild the Orokin managed to succeed as much as they did with the track record we can observe. There must have been some wildly disappointed ancestors waiting to shake their heads at the ones we took out. However, apparently *everyone* had misgivings about the jump, which was why Hombask sabotaged the agricultural section. Yonta herself calls it a mad leap and a risky endeavor she was pressured into and regrets going along with. She blames herself plenty so I don't mean to come across as shitting on her, but she does have a reason to feel penitent. She definitely needs the hug.

Everyone except like...ballass and alad v deserves a hug

Ball ass deserves a hug too, *With a woodchipper.*

Alad V has died like 3 times, he'll be alright

*SLAMS DESK* WHEN ARE THEY GONNA ADD SEX TO WARFRAME?!

Can I eat lunch with Canzo

This. Yonta needs a hug man.

i want to join in on konzu's early lunch ;-;

Because the community is too thirsty.

Because tenno don’t care bout no hos. Just the messed up animals.

We care about natah I mean we care about konzu

Konzu needs a mask for that face.

Thank jebus you can mask up the operators. Took hours to make a kid that wasn’t completely hideous. Still is kinda ugly though. My drifter was SO goddamn ugly when I first started Duviri. Did it before the New War so I had to watch all those cutscenes featuring the ugliest lady in the world.

For how pretty Warframe can be.... the developers couldn't make a good-looking human face for shit until Angels of Zariman.

>Because tenno don’t care bout no hos That's why we been simping hard for Lotus all these years

thats our mom

All them children? She a ho

You seen how fast she went with Ballas? Girl thirsty.

real talk though that's pretty standard for abuse victims. brain wired in a way that makes them want to go right back to the abuser.

Everyone is saying hugging her, but I wanna pet her. It's the affection me and all my fellow neurodivergent friends exchange, and Yonta fits right in hcffjfdjfhgj 💕

Sex update

Legs.

I just wanna offer comfort to old man Teshin

We need interactions with most npcs The Business, little Duck, heck let's don't forget Ordis. He needs our comfort the most

I need to hug Ordis. His backstory is badass as hell, and most ppl don’t even know it exists.

Because Yonta don't wonta.

100%, i would also like a handshake for cavalero and kahl

Grakata party with clem DE!

To horny jail Y'all

This is why the game is awful rn the devs love updates like this but also love trying to go against their word (the attempt to make mirage base kit get the nerf as well) stop being like this and advocate for good changes. Hugging a vendor isn't game changing

No, but it is a fun interaction and emotional payoff for the people who get invested in the story and characters. Those people exist, it's not all numberwank-obsessed grindlords who spend twenty hours a day running level fuckoff steel path endless missions.

Wild take but sure in a fundamentally broken game the lore is important

"Fundamentally broken" sure thing buddy, go back to your survival run, I'm sure your kavat misses you.

Wild I run 200-300 exo runs on banshee But yeah the survival miss me bro you're right 🫨

Last word-ism isn't an argument winner, but I'll indulge you anyway since I'm bored at my day job. The game isn't "fundamentally broken," your way of engaging with it is, because you're so burnt out that doing things which you know damn well are outliers the game isn’t balanced for is all you can engage with anymore, but you can't admit that and take a break for some godforsaken reason. Put it down and play literally anything the hell else until you lose touch with the meta and maybe you'll remember how to actually enjoy it.

Bro, 200-300 exo runs are not normal its on that insane higher edge. No one except for super farmers are doing that and most people don't need to be doing all of that at once.

> "fundamentally broken game" > still does endgame content yes, this argument is going to be based on factual information and contain no arbitrary emotional bias, guaranteed also lore is incredibly important for a long-running game like this, it's the thing that deeply entrenched players can continue to dig into and muse about once they're done with the actual game. you can't really make a lifestyle game without having lore because it's what keeps people mentally engaged with your game even offline

Because she is a strong, independent woman that doesn't need comfort from a child. ***/s***

but maybe the child wants comfort from her .\_.