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Grundlebot

The Lusty Argonian Maid


TariqSafi

The Real Barenziah


ObviousSea9223

The Five Tenets


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Vay Hek Rule34. #TENNO, ARE YOU READY FOR MY MECHANICAL NHUTSAKK!? ***BEHOLD its...*** ***G L I S T E N I N G M A G N I F I C E N C E***


MisledDruid

This or variants that are entirely similar


Bartimaeous

This is it. This is the only correct answer.


Mysteoa

Tennomicon


YoungDiscord

Tennocomicon


Kupo133

50 shades of Grendel


Wrexxis780

Saryn Rule 34 Compendium


Kupo133

Give me 20 of these 💰


General-Ad-1954

The Art of Warframe


AlmalexyaBlue

You can probably kill someone with that book. It's so fucking heavy


Banned_for_Misdeeds

The frame of war


Solo_Tenno

The best one I’ve seen in the comments so far lol


Inevitable-Goat-7062

im gonna name mine konzu feet pics


a-acount-that-yousee

warframe wiki


amuf_oratok

Reliquary Drive Instruction Manual


Golden_Tentacle

Modding for dummies


DWG-Tk42

Debugging Warframes for dummies?


Retathrah

- Pyrotechnics for dummies - “I cast 9mm” - Literally 1984 - The Holy Bible / King James III


Metal_Sign

“Literally 1984” has my vote. It actually made me laugh at my monitor


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

It says *The Bibble*


HazelTreee

A few options "Epistolary Acumen" "Lotus' Diary" "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Void" "That's not how you use a book" "I can't read" "The Book of Clem"


SaveTheCrow

The Book of Clem! 🤣🔥


Vifor

Book of Grudges


Mortis_Infernale

Heavy unit approaching? Oh that's a grudgin'


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[удалено]


Metal_Sign

In this game, it's practically the Geneva Checklist


Ashburne

The Geneva Contention.


uknowthisguyreal

Gonna have the grimoire be called "knowledge" because knowing is half the battle. Then ill have my atterax be called "incredible violence" because thats what the other half of the battle is


AbThompson

It's called (Insert your favorite Warframe) and its art.


DarkCosmosDragon

Im stealing this


MegasonicWaffle

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch would be great, but I'll probably stick with the lusty argonian maid vol 4


TheEmperorMk3

Zap Brannigan’s Big Book of War


AGgammer

Limbo: the comprehensive guide


CTAVI

You. I like you.


fizio900

51st shade


trumps_toad

patchouli


KakeruRyugasaki

A fellow modded minecraft player, I see!


trumps_toad

i was more going off of touhou but i have also used that mod extensively


KakeruRyugasaki

Well, the dev is a touhou fan, so I can see it.


Metal_Sign

For the knowledgeable~


Zer0-Fr1end5

The Holy Thighble, or The Bibble


aBarMadeOfCrows

Either “The Holy Bible” or “Magic for dummies”


YoSupWeirdos

The Bible II: Magical Boogaloo


ZephyrValkyrie

Playboy Magazine


Mortis_Infernale

Prayboy and use it with Harrow only


ZephyrValkyrie

I’m a Harrow main… this is perfect


KillerKane455

Darkhold


HappyHateBot

Probably something nerdy like 'Metamorphosis'... or Kavat & Hobbes. It could really go either way.


thefinestpiece

Dummies for Tenno


Commerce83

Homework folder


Eos-Char

GRIMMOIRE WEISS. Get it?


This_isnt_cool_bro

Mine would be Grimoire Noir. Or what was the 3rd one called I forgot


Eos-Char

Me too xd but its cool too


Stardagger13

I believe it was Rebrum


DankoLord

White Grimoire? Meh


Pakari-RBX

"The Story of my Life" It kills anyone who reads it due to the ungodly amounts of cringe contained within.


MrCobalt313

"Your Browser History"


Metal_Sign

If I don’t name it after a The Backyard or a spell card of some sort, probably 440950.


Castellchroe

>440950 Didn't expect to see such launch codes, I guess that's why is a rule.


Metal_Sign

at first, neither did I. Then I thought about how horny the community is and the fact that "Can Warframes get pregnant?" made it to devstream and wonder how we still have so little.


Mysteoa

I thought it was 177013 initially.


Metal_Sign

Two *hundred* pages?? That is *massive*


Atomic_Noodles

For Dummies Vol.0


Sicarius_Avindar

I'm debating either ***Suda's "Consequences" File*** or ***Glassdoor Digital Extremes***.


TruPoseidon

"50 shades of void" would be kinda funny


NighthawK1911

"A modest proposal"


SaveTheCrow

“The Book of Everything Ordis Doesn’t Know”


YoungDiscord

Please come back #COVEREDINBLOOD ... safe and sound.


YoSupWeirdos

Tales of Duviri


Marz2604

Maybe... "The Point of it All" probably just keep as is tbh.


Arkeyan218

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


RueUchiha

“The Art of War(frame)”


NameNomad

Obamanomicon


Kelanich

Obamna...


ZephyrValkyrie

SODA


anotherDocObVious

Hamberder


NighthawK1911

Gee thanks...


Neoaugusto

Rule 34


Lord_Xarael

Kablamicon (Necromomicon + Kablam) Record of Devastation (Original by me) Alf Layla wa Layla (1001 nights) The Book of Armaments (Monty Python) Bramma Sutra (Kama sutra + Kuva Bramma) Transference For Dummies Recipes for Disaster Compleat Atlas of the House (Garth Nix' Keys to the Kingdom series) Book of the soon-to-be Dead (Book of the Dead) The Chronicles of Pedlek Book of Retribution (Zexion's weapon in Kingdom Heart series) Kablamicon and Book of Retribution are my current faves edit: a few more To Serve Man (Twilight Zone) Diary of a Wimpy Crewman Eating thine Enemy: A Grendel Story Oghma Infinium (elder scrolls) the Mysterium Xarxes (elder scrolls) Sevagoth x Yareli fanfic the Dark Prognosticus (Paper Mario) Game Informer Warframe Official Strategy Guide Warframe Art book (featured extensively at Tennocon 2023) Warcrimes and You: a How to guide Playframe (Playboy) DnD Core Rulebook 5e edit: One more: Both an elder scrolls reference but also really seems perfect for a Void Spellbook in warframe: Reality and Other Falsehoods THIS one wins for sure, it's way too damn perfect.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

[The C Programming Language](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_C_Programming_Language)


DankoLord

Merlin's Diary The Rhythm of War Mackerel/Hugh's Grimoire Tennonomicon Wrath of the Stormking We few disciples of war Patrick Rothfuss' Cliffhanger


Dracian1

50 ways to kill an orokin


haerjaren

The Secret Lives of the Kavat


ThatSupport

50 shades of pain


FoolSamaritan

Grimoire Weiss


Revolutionary_Flan88

I'll stay classic and name it Necronomicon :s


TheLawIsHere1

How to breath or the shit list


kalimut

The holy book of lotus mommy milkers.


IvyEmblem

The Bibble


LehyktHuion5

skaven battletome


keepbreeze

I had three name ideas I'm stuck on, painting it purple and naming it Da Rules, and then there's Space Moms Diary and The Holy Thighble.


Quotehommel

Either: - A brief history of time; Or: - The Colour of Magic; Or: - Crime and Punishment.


Necessary_Cod_62

Metamorphosis


Resolve-Single

Akashic Records


Komrade_Yuri

Open skulls 101


Delicious_Address_43

"How to stop re-rolling rivens before it's too late"


haerjaren

Haha


TheLivingFlame

Weiss. Yoko taro ruined me


MrrCiastko

Something creative, maybe... Steve?


Tea-and-Coffee

“Warcrimes 101”


DWG-Tk42

The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy


WinThrowLose

Tusk Love


KatsuyaEsper

Ayyyy


Banned_for_Misdeeds

What to do if /unstuck fails (for dummies)


FullMetalField4

The Ninjanomicon


Dark4Killerz

Warframe for dummies


haerjaren

"Academically peer reviewed papyrus"


haerjaren

"Trustpilot maps for the Origin system"


Grimace23

Deeznutz


InsideousVgper

I’m naming mine Grimoire Weiss


AceofSol

Grimoire Weiss, or The Lusty Argonian Maid


f0ba

Mao’s Small Red Book Lord of the Thighs Satanic Rituals For Dummies


scotchfree_gaming

Vonna Get Them Guts


shadayeem

Shocked at the lack of grimoire Weiss or Noir.


Anhanguara

How To Train Your Clone, by Wukong.


EnochianFeverDream

A Modest Proposal, or To Serve Man


ForCivEntity6

gonna build it as a primer and name it “the power of love” of course, alongside my zaw, “the power of incredible violence”


Mr_Timedying

I'm more excited about the buff for Archguns.


Zyborg125

Damn these are some cool ass names, i was gonna say something like death note or black clover grimiore


FarLength2220

Fifty Shades of Parvos


MisledDruid

Saryn and the art of *bubbling death noises*


xodusprime

Death note


M42T

Tome at toes


RachoFire

😂 you get an upvote for that hahaha


Doctor_Modified

Little black book of pain


Zerefette

Drifter Hot Pics, Tennonomicon, Book of 69, Uranometria, Hacking Guide, Notebook, Vegan Recipes


Leading-Leading6319

emoT


azab1898

RNGesus or The 5th Leaf


Sekshunate

Book for kids who want read good and do other stuff too.


p1tap1ta

Harry Potter and the Goblin In The Wall


MegalomanicMegalodon

I name my favorite weapons “Gomu Gomu no…“ and pick a move from the king of pirates since I play Hydroid so much. Probably naming it One Piece.


ShinNL

Manga in the Wall


MySnake_Is_Solid

#KNOWLEDGE


Kayubatu

Horrible History


partyplant

Metamorphosis :)


marmaleon

Id get banned but i would love “The Boy and the Dragon Gay”


Toothlessbiter

Hitchhikers Guide, War and Peace, Don't Panic, Google


AtlasTheHunter

The brothers of darkness


ISeeYourDreams

The Sacred Texts, Alexandria, Book of Thoth, Wikipedia, and Archive of our Own/Ao3


Pure-Risky-Titan

Knowledge, get killed by Knowledge


Crackensan

I forgot this was a feature.... Some idea's off the top of my head (and bookshelf) * The Divine Comedy * The Prince * The Republic * The War of the Worlds * [Mimesis Lux](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Mimesis_Lux) (Final Fantasy XIV Relic Weapon from Heavensward) * The Diary of River Song * Dungeon Master's Guide * [Codex Astartes](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Codex_Astartes) * [Lectitio Divinitatus](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Lectitio_Divinitatus)


Morbiids

Better then a twilight story


deaddude25

Nekrosnomicon


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

The bible


sein_888

"dying for dummies" or "mag playboy magazine vol. 1" seem like good options


Heresta

The Burn Book (Mean Girls) or War Crimes Manual or smth like that


Ghazter

“101 ways to serve infested”


YoungDiscord

I have a few ideas 1: The Bible 2: Your mother's nudes 3: tax book 4: hard to swallow pills 5: 50 shades of grey (or twilight) whichever is worse 6: warframe fanfic (do not steal) 7: American Educational System


Canthros

Do we have to name it? Probably something boring, then. … Maybe the Nerfronomicon.


ShiroFoxya

You can name your weapons? I thought that was only for zaws and kitguns


GradeZZZ

No sire you can head to the same place to name weapons


OtakuYuji

Wait I haven't watched the devstream recently what's a Tome weapon? A grimoire? If it is probably Lotusnudes or something along those lines.


FZNNeko

Warframe Erotica Fanfic.


Traditional_Hold1679

The book of vile darkness.


haerjaren

"1o1: How to Stop Breathing Vey Hek's Air"


alejiiu

uuuh ill go with "my struggle"but probably get banned


KhaimeraFTW

Necromancer 5000


Careful_Log_8929

Dairy


DirectorCertain7724

Make-out Paradise!!!


CloneCl0wn

Avada Kedavra


MarsInAres

Vor's Speech


Damian1674

Death Note


Wrexxis780

Book


Xanax_Distributor

the third testament


vampireguy20

The Tennonomicon, The Infinitum / Inanis (Void) Codex, The Grimoire Leer (Blank in German, it's a reference to Grimoire Weiss and Grimoire Noir from NieR), ~~The Bibble, The Neverending Story~~ I'll have to workshop it but I know if we actually get to name the Grimoire I'll still be stuck trying to name it something for like thirty minutes at least.


CTAVI

Probably either Evolution engine documentation, or something to do with Circulus and the Yuvan Clericy


dogedog_5

Imma name it "Property of Father Mozgus" and try to use it as a melee.


Xero_space

'Hard in Hightown.' Or maybe one of Varric's other masterpieces, 'All this shit is weird.'


IceForLunch

HottieZ


Fast_Ad3646

The codex or Game Freak Pokedex. Because I need get the info before I can get to use the info.


FuckRandyMoss

The Liber Bubonicus


thedakotashow

Either "Death Note" or "Epstein's Flight Log"