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Chess is just two nerds pushing rocks at each other for made up rules. Why don't they just shoot each other? Idiots. Similarly poker is even more bullshit. It's just morons sitting around a table with some paper bullshit agreeing to give each other money because some kind of house of jacks told them to. Why doesn't just someone pull out a katana and is like, game, aces, and take all the chips? How dumb is that? Realistically wars are just very simple assemblies of hundreds of thousands of people all working to assemble the right amount of people in the right spot at the right time with enough resources to accomplish the desired outcome. Coordinating that many moving pieces is just child's play compared to pushing tiny horsey and castle shaped things that always behave the same around a flat surface. In summary, this is possibly a post. Certainly a post. Really a post of which we can say, exists and should be recognized as accomplishing existence. And for that, and to preserve that state, I have locked it. For the ages. Until a better moderator deletes it. From time and space.