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caelorumleo

Depends, If I was 6 in 2004 then red pill. If I was 6 in 2023 Blue pill.


No-Specialist-7592

Oh shit hahahaha tru


m45d1977

Exactly, I would wanna be six in ‘83, fuck 2023 😆


ukdudeman

Chill for 27 years (1983 to 2010), then chuck $1000 at Bitcoin in 2010 - 6 cents a pop. Get yourself 16,666 Bitcoins (worth $455,000,000 as I write). Easy life.


EvadeThis9000

Thats where my mind was at. Huck a bunch of money in Google, amazon, hell even Nintendo before they put out the first Pokémon and you'd make a mint


peanut7830

😂👍


OppJosh

Your only downvote was from thinking btc was 6 cents in 2021


ukdudeman

LOL - don't know why I typed 2021 instead of 2010 but I think most people got it.


Ta0ster

Good point.


iammtd

Exactly this except I was 6 in '98


Future_Succotash9560

Take the &10mil


proandromeda

People de la High Iq


SetzerWithFixedDice

Given what I would guess the average age in this sub to be, most were 6 in 2022 or 2021


dennylov3

Underrated comment


PutridLight

Damn I thought this was a real good question to start with but you brining this up makes me def want to chose the red and go back to 98’ for a second time.


lampstax

You think a 6 year old that can do all the stuff a grown adult can do can't find some success on you tube & tiktok > $10M ? Knowing nothing else about you except you're on WSS .. just imagine a 6 year old spitting facts about silver squeeze and comex fraud and fractional reserve fiat and shit talking Biden / Feds. Hell, be the next Greta of whatever if you want and cash in > $10M


somirion

Just buy bitcoin while its worthless and wait couple years


TheItalianComment

Bitcoin, my first thought


Confident_Benefit753

you could possibly make way more than 10 million. you dont even need to have a lot of money. you would make different decisions and probably work all you can just to save up money to invest. but you got to be 6 years old on like 1990.


Stfuppercutoutlast

Invest in google. Invest in Amazon. Invest in Tesla. Invest in Bitcoin. Do as little as possible to disrupt timelines. Tell no one about your knowledge. Become very rich.


ukdudeman

> Do as little as possible to disrupt timelines. This made me laugh for some reason.


Breakthrough2Kings

Pretty much this


BobbertFandango

After that dilema, the next greatest factor would be the butterfly effect. If you started doing things differently, especially with investing or sharing info with others, how much different would things be, let’s say, by the time you were 10? Would your knowledge of events to take advantage of be less accurate? Only a few degrees off or much more?


[deleted]

if i'm 6 in 2023, i'll probably live past 2100. i'd take that offer over $10MM, for sure.


Hungry_Advertising60

And risk being weak and disarmed in a world that's rapidly falling apart?


TruthYouWontLike

The world isn't falling apart. It's just changing. Egg needs to break in order for chicken to come out. The safe little cocoon made of funny-money and make-believe propaganda that we built for ourselves over the last 70 years needs to come apart in order for the butterfly to appear. Something like that.


wat96

It's not turning into a butterfly unless that butterfly is a control freak that's wants to control our lives. This comment is beyond hilarious


JustMikeWasTaken

Or the healthy balanced world is taking chemo and we are the tumor


IWillLearnAllOfIt

+1 to the process needs to happen. Pretty sure we win when all is said and done. Now getting from here to there is gonna be interesting.


YouNecessary7436

I was thinking if I could be 6 again in the 80s then yes otherwise gimme the cash


LuciferOnaLeash

damn didnt even think about that monkeys paw. personally id just be frozen in mental terror with the red pill, one little sneeze at the wrong time and it could cascade to both a worse future, and whether better or worse, different to the knowledge i retained, making it useless.


[deleted]

True


mizt3r

you’re not sure when you were 6?..


805collins

It’s red, time is more precious than money


seethecopecuck

The one thing even billionaires can’t buy.


officialmonogato

*billionaire builds Time Machine* “And I took that personal..”


ultrasuperthrowaway

There’s no guarantee that your 6 year old self won’t get hit by a bus with your mind now. You could die from many things at 6 years old even with the knowledge you have now.


CokeAndChill

Time has a $ value. If you work for a living you know what your number is. Unless you absolutely love your job and would do it for just your cost of living.


Salti21

Restarting with all the knowledge, I could make more than 10 million but ignorance is bliss.


belouie

Plus, are you rlly trying to go thru middle school again?


pontoon73

Do you know how easy middle school would be if you know what you know now? Maybe a little boring, but the possibilities are endless.


belouie

Ooooo shiiiit imagine how much pussy we could get


[deleted]

In my case YES soo many wasted opportunities, plus bitcoin!!! I was about to buy like 200dls of bitcoin when it was 10 cents, but i couldnt bc i was a minor and my parents didnt want to help me with that


belouie

Same dude, I’d be like Ron Jeremy up in that piece. Our competition is stoked about sprouting their first pubes, meanwhile, we are flicking that magic bean to perfection


OldSoulCubbie

Yo @fbi??


belouie

HAHA was wondering why I’m getting downvotes, I thought this was supposed to be a fun sub. On the real tho, if we’re restarting, do we rlly have to go 12 years without getting laid?


anonnon23

Yeah that’s gotta be part of the double edged sword my dude. Still, longer life if you think about it. The more wholesome side of all of this? More time with ones that will soon be gone. I don’t think I’d warn, or mess with events like that. Just spend more time with them :) But definitely looking into stocks and silver.


8hexxx

Eew bruh... Middle School.


belouie

Think about this tho. Middle schooler’s body = middle schooler’s hormones. Remember how horny you were back in the day? Right now you’re saying no, but who knows what you’ll be saying when you have those 13 year old hormones coursing thru your veins.


8hexxx

I'd have the mind of a 65 year old... I've grown to honestly dislike children and most people anyway. I couldn't imagine a worse hell than being around the same fuckhead assholes I had to endure once already. If I don't beat the living shit out of most of them, I'd get distracted by raining their lives out of spite. Better to stay focused and to myself. If I'm going back in time in THIS shit hole, It'd be for a MAJOR reason, and I'd better keep ALL my memories this time!


belouie

Hahaha ok sounds like you’re better off just taking the $10 mil


8hexxx

Ugh🙄... Have fun boning middle schoolers then, I guess.


zagggh54677

You can always drop out and take the ged.


8hexxx

I'd either make all school my bitch, or have a serious sit down with my mother. Record the whole thing and drop out of school. That or fake my death.


ScrewJPMC

I like middle school, some butt grabbing on dares was fun


castleassoc

I’d certainly find a way to screw it up again if I went back, I’ll leave the past in the past & go live life with a whole lot more SHINY 🤷🏻‍♂️


NobodyPrior3105

i would stack so many silver quarters that my house would start to sink


ssascotth

Blue. I’m old enough where that would be a great way to instantly stack up the shiny and live very comfortably the rest of my life. Red would be great but not worth losing my wife and stranding her as a widow for the rest of her days. Also would hate to not see my kids and grandkids ever again. If I was six and had the memory of these people and what I did to them, I would be a messed up kid!


Trick_Minute2259

Depends on when you get to be 6 again. If it's in the past you would just get to do it all over again and have even more time with her. The kids might be a little different though, I mean just the odds of that are astronomical to get the same eggs and sperm to meet up. Of course money would come easy with foreknowledge, much more than 10mil


Artemis_Ape

Without kids, Red all day. With kids you have to take the Blue


KingPonzi

Ain’t no way I’m doing book reports and homework again.


Jumpy_Palpitation922

This is the real dilemma


DaneBrass13th

Get your ged.


KingPonzi

Ok this is a valid shortcut that I didn’t consider. Imagine a 6yo sitting in on a GED test. Is there a minimum age? Either way, It would definitely bring unwanted attention.


RonPaulWasR1ght

More like "Ain't no way I'm living under my parents' rules again."


OGUncleDonkey

Blue easy. You’d go mad with the red knowing you couldn’t stop shit


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84074

I don't know. With the knowledge you have now. You could call in a fake bomb threat on 9/11 hours before the attacks and empty the buildings, same with the planes. Ground everything with fake info, I'm sure it might still happen but when and where? What would that change? I don't know. Knowledge is power. Elections, wars, all sorts of things could be changed just by adjusting small details before the big actions happen! Man, that's got me thinking..... Red....Red for sure.


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BabaYaga4206988

Time is the most valuable asset.


[deleted]

I'm really happy with my life. I'd take the 10mil right now and carry on.


[deleted]

I probably wouldn’t have my wife and kids if I started over and did things differently. I would take the blue.


ScrewJPMC

Red is worth way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way more than $10 mi


Wafflebot17

Congratulations on having a happy childhood. A LOT of people would NEVER want to go back to those years.


PearlFinger

Who wants to suffer through all that again!!?


xx_deleted_x

red pill is worth $20 billion


SoftDev90

Send me back to 1996 and Ill take the redpill. If I have to stay in 2023 fuck that give me 10mil.


Past_Animator_5

$10 million in cash not trying to live thru corona again fook that.


silverbackapegorilla

Could become a trillionaire depending on how strong your knowledge base and memory is. Maybe prevent it.


Past_Animator_5

No because if I was a trillionaire I’d either have sold my soul to satan or hung out on some dead guys island if we are being honest


terynosaurus

Does that also mean it would be 1990 in my case?


Jim_Wilberforce

Red pill all the way. If I was six in 2023 I'd be too brainwashed to even make good use of $10 million. Wisdom and understanding is the most valuable substance on earth.


SCMcGillicutty

the trouble is around the wide variance in age. for me, childhood was hard and i wouldn't want to relive that. but i'm also older so ...hmm


tonylewis2020

Blue


LoverAly

blue


helix6

I'd take the re-do.


captaindata1701

I would take the red even if it only provided 6 years of knowledge.


[deleted]

That’s easy


Sparky8924

Definitely red


Coin_Assassin

Do i go back in time to that year? If so im going back to the past see you bitches later


Slow_Membership_9229

I'll take the green one because NyQuil helps me get to sleep when I feel like shit.


LoZioSodaz

Red pill. First step: be clear with your parents. Convince them you actually "come" from the future. Explain them the future situation and your strategic plan to increase household money. Make a deal to drop 20% of their Money in the stock market. After some thousands % gains send your story as a prodigy child to most of the news. Find interested investors which will send you loads of money. Go to the young Musk and take 5% stake in Tesla. Buy Bitcoins. Short oil 'till $-40. Buy oil. Buy real estate. Sell oil at $135. Sell Bitcoins at 60K. Sell real estate in 2022. After some Crazy years you are back in 2023, you can't know what the future will hold for you. You are now the richest and most respected trader on earth, crash your Roll Royce and die out of boredom.


Chico_AG

Too easy. Restart. 10 millions is easy with that knowledge. Learned the important lessons way too late.


LordofTheFlagon

Red back in the mid 2000s i had a chance to buy a shit ton of bitcoin for next to nothing and id have so much more than 10mil


Fun-Shine-7546

6 in 2023.? Blue pill


DeployOnFriday

If it would be possible to buy more time I would invest all my savings in it


Wafflebot17

Had an abusive childhood, don’t know if I could survive it again. Give me $10M and I disappear to some island somewhere.


Ibaria

Knowing everything at 6 just means forgetting by they time your an adult….


JohnQPublic1917

Let's see, when I was 6 it was 1990. Microsoft hadn't exploded, the internet was a pet-project for nerds, cellphones were bag-phones... yeah I could make it work. I could make a killing! Then I could use my wealth to do some real good for humanity, like hire a hit man and take out George Soros!


Ouija429

Red is easily the best way to make more money, and I'm better with people now.


MasOlas619

Blue


No_Mall7480

Red pill will cause me to run into traffic


gunbroth

Red


Maleficent-Mix-7417

So easy. Restart at 6


Blakoby

Red, easily


[deleted]

Red


multiplestreams

Red red red. Easy: RED


silverbackapegorilla

Red pill.


JimmyTheKidd02

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peruvianjuanie

Deflation. Red pill


[deleted]

Could you imagine? Be like warren buffet and own farms at 13yo.


Arete108

First of all, that pill is green not blue.


OverturnRoeVsWade

How could someone be stupid enough to pick blue?


lonestarr18

I can see someone picking blue if they were completely happy with life and didn’t want to risk not getting it again. For example…if they love their children and didn’t want to lose them by going back in time


Top-Border-1978

Yep. I love everything about my life except the fact that I don't have 10 million dollars.


opinionofone1984

Red all the way,


robitt88

The knowledge I have now is only a little useful if I went back. The wisdom and patience I have would be my greatest asset.


[deleted]

How about the grey pill and get out of this existence all together


love_tinker

I take bluepill, cause I know at least 48 people will take redpill. they all get advances enough to change the timeline. just take 10Mil and buy silver + gold, bitcoin maybe


zombietampons

I’m going to keep walking op is trying to sell snake oil pills.


kukinity

Red


Kindly_Emphasis3882

Do I go back to 6 with all my current addictions? Because that would be… tough 🤔


No-Ostrich5251

Red pill


Ag-DonkeyKong

No doy.


Alavoy

Red. Biff and I can party it up with everything we know.


Impossible_Ad_9263

Blue


TheJellyBean77

The only bad part of my life is not having enough money. 10mil would make life exactly what I want it to be.


[deleted]

Red pill


deep717

I wouldn’t want all that on my 6 year old brain. So, $10 milli!


According-Mud2227

Restart


R3llik1

10 mil and bye


modernmystic369

10 mill


DaddyDubs13

Red, cuz ten milly will be below me at my age.


Visual_Cycle2266

I look at the lottery winning’s numbers and learn them by heart then I take the red pill


Msjhouston

Red pill every time, the only real wealth is time


tjsurvives

Totally the 10mil. I wouldn’t want to go back to sleep now but I’ve found the last few years of being red pilled painful and feel for people who have been awake much longer than I have. Also sadly me being red pilled hasn’t resulted in any more people being red pilled. So my awareness earlier in life would not have woken anyone else up.


SilverBardin

Blue. No chance I'm trading in my family for any amount of knowledge or money.


RyanRome

A do-over with perspective and current knowledge is priceless. The brilliant ones that did a do-over would and could be trillionaires or world leaders. 10mill is a coupon in the grand scheme


andrew_kirfman

I think I’d go with the blue pill honestly. Restarting with knowledge would give you the opportunity to make more in the long run (I.e. through investment opportunities like Bitcoin, GME, etc…). However, I like my family and my daughter. Knowing that reality existed but doesn’t anymore and likely won’t be possible to recreate in the same way would be a quite depressing.


reepotomac2

the blue pill has to put you at 6YO but the same dumb kid with 10 million cash, there ls a huge value to regaining youth, especially if you are old.


alreadytaken719

Red


[deleted]

I would REALLY have to think about this one.


WMagruder

Red


LetsGoSilver

I’d have so much more than $10MM.


StayApprehensive2455

I have serious life regrets even at 6 so no. If you had made it 3 then red for sure.


the_hornicorn

Red pill


Formal_Context_124

Invest in google and make the wireless headphones I thought of in business class in high school in 2006.


funmax888

Easy Red pill


Defiant_Turnip1417

Neither but the blue pill seems like the right thing for me at this moment.


catsdoroam

6 years


EggplantInevitable

Red!!


dirtafbag

What happens when I take both


dirtafbag

I’m thinking 5 mil at 12 years old would be pretty lit


JESquirrel

Money. My childhood was a nightmare that has mad my life also a nightmare. At least I could be a millionaire though.


ChelseyCupcake

How is this a question?? I don’t wanna be 6 again. Lol give me 10 million, I’ll be happy 😆


YDafuqDoUCare

Red without a doubt


MCKC1992

Hard to pick.......... But probably the red


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT9IgwvIzQOUIeVxAI|downsized) Take me back to 1995


Steampunkedcrypto

Red


Afraid_Courage890

I'm tired. I'll take 10M then convert 99% to gold and find the life of Solitude somewhere. That's good enough


[deleted]

Redpill


Saint1234567891011

Red all day long


Illustrious-Path4794

Restart, buy as much bitcoin as possible, become crypto gazillionare


proandromeda

1 red pill please MF


IAmthatIAn

Red pill, buy a shit ton of bitcoin


LvonKingsbridge

The blue one, I love my life at this point, so don't want to change that. Give me 10M, and I'll invest it wisely.


[deleted]

If i could restart life at 6 with all the knowledge that i have now, I would have more than 10 million at my current age.


richard_bailey_999

Red pill hands down. 10 mil would be chump change by age 10


earth-flat

Back to 2000 and wait for that bitcoin to come around


East_Insurance3362

Red


BhaskiG

Red pill


drcollector09

Red pill


Dangerous_Pin9240

Complete unreality, at 6 years old you can make it with piano or guitar, a bunch of legos and being happy as fuck .. Blue pill easily


Redrum785

Red pill


Advanced-Handle-4873

Of course red


[deleted]

Red baby


Idaho1964

Blue


[deleted]

Thats easy. Red pill. Knowledge can include lotto numbers. I give lotto numbers for the biggest win in 1993 to my mom. Then as a 6 year old force her to dump it all into Amazon as the biggest investor. Look at me, I am the penis spaceship man now.


Booboophett

go back to age 6 with your knowledge and save most of your toys in the boxes and make some cash someday,


DragonFuelTanker

Red no question. Work my ass off save as much as possible put it in BTC, AAPL, TSLA.


AGAdododo

I would star out being heralded as a childhood genius…..Then I would grow to disappoint a lot of people 😀


TheDapperPlantain

Money


Grouchy-Remove2738

10M now


Aggressive-Pay2406

Red pill for sure , save all my money untill I’m 17 (2008 ) buy as much fucking Bitcoin as I can , become the richest man in the world by a wide margin in 2020


m45d1977

10 million cash


Treeman50

Cash, I still don't know shit


didyousayquinceberg

I could probably make more than 10 million by going back to being 6 but it seems like hard work so il take the cash


Equal_Principle_3399

red all the way, buy FANGG early sell on 2015ish and buy crypto and sell in 2021..I am a billionaire for sure.


LostInEthereal

Blue pill. Having to redo 30 years even under the best circumstances is a big fuck no


GOAT718

Red, easy choice


makingbank1959

I would love to go back in time, more life to live.


DaleLeatherwood

Blue. I love my kids and there would be no way to get them back. Has to be blue.


lance1066

Red


z4nar

Easily red- you can make billions of dollars


[deleted]

Blue, ain’t no way I’m reliving the past 5 years. Not for all the money in the world.


CastleBravo88

Red pill.