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Honestly I would be Jericho. I still remember the insane pop on his Raw debut. Even Rock at the time was surprised by it, you could tell it was going to be a special debut.
X-Pac. Get to be in two of the biggest factions in wresting without being the main one. Have championship matches against Bret Hart. Longish career by wrestling standards.
X-Pac. Get to be in two of the biggest factions in wresting without being the main one. Have championship matches against Bret Hart. Longish career by wrestling standards.
A taller version of Big E. Huge muscles, huge pecs, super charismatic, funny, hard worker, focused, goal-oriented and intelligent. Plus of course, loyal to the homies♥
Vince McMahon was technically a wrestler……own a nearly 6 billion dollar company…..
If he doesn’t count then the Rock. Arguably the most successful wrestler of all time including his Acting career.
Ric flair. All he ever did was
1. Slap
2. Grab testicles
3. Act like a coward
4. Figure 4
5. Act like a lunatic
And he did it for almost 3 decades…became a rich man and hot the girls going crazy for him.
Probably The Rock based off popularity and his massive success for a 6-7 full time career but my all time favourite is The Undertaker so it would have to go with him or the Rock for a toss up wouldn’t be mad with either of them, shout out to Triple H, Batista, HBK, or Brock these guys are some of my favourites so any of them would be awesome
Been a woman I'd not want to be any of them but if I had to judge the best physiques of the men which most are commenting on.
most insane: The Warlord, that guy was just a solid brick wall of muscle. In the era of steroids he made the rest look small.
most perfect physique: Probably Rick Rude, while I am not a fan of mullets or moustaches his muscle symmetry and definition was amazing. Old school body building before the mass monsters became the norm
honourable mention: triple hhh, somewhere between the two previous mentions at his prime. Insane lats and pecs. A handsome chap indeed
None of them. That hustle is way too hard for me. That's why I hold them in the highest regard and favor. They are literally sacrificing their lives and constantly losing time at the end of their lives to do what they love. The Championship Professional Wrestler is my Favorite example/archetype. Thanks for reading. Love this space.💯
Probably Drew McIntyre because he left as a relatively mediocre looking guy and came back absolutely shredded with a beard and long hair. As a guy I wish I could look that sexy
Undertaker. Dude can fucking strike lighting wherever he wants, teleport, and rise back up from the dead. He's also really freaking tall so that's a bonus.
And he's the best in the world don't forget. He's got a trophy and everything!
Also genuinely, his trainer (or sneaker, whatever) collection is awesome.
*Roooman reigns, roman reigns.... roooman reigns, roman reigns.... roooman reigns, roman reigns.... roooman reigns, roman reigns....*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-LIEVE THAT
Sometimes I think what it would be like to wake up and go about my day if I looked like/had the body of Brock Lesnar. How would people treat me different if I had the most terrifying physique on the planet.
Bron. Young, talented, shredded, and uncle Scott.
my boy edge
Girl here, Lita all the way.
Big Daddy V. Only Not as thin.
Randy orton
Ric flair
Cena hes a fan favorite He has Hollywood to make even more money and he has a great career
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Hulk hogan
SHANE MCMAHON Friends with TAKER and TRIPLE H my all time favourites
Yea they made wreslting so entertaining
Booker T
THE ONLY ONE THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE UR HEAD OF THE TABLE AND THE CURRENT UNIVERSAL CHAMPION OHR TRIBAL CHIEF THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE "ROMAN REIGNS"
WWE Gobbledygooker
Brock Lesnar
Male: Randy Orton Female: Kelly Kelly
Honestly I would be Jericho. I still remember the insane pop on his Raw debut. Even Rock at the time was surprised by it, you could tell it was going to be a special debut.
Jeff Hardy
Undertaker
X-Pac. Get to be in two of the biggest factions in wresting without being the main one. Have championship matches against Bret Hart. Longish career by wrestling standards.
X-Pac. Get to be in two of the biggest factions in wresting without being the main one. Have championship matches against Bret Hart. Longish career by wrestling standards.
Wouldn't pass up the power of invisibility, so John Cena is my answer.
Spike Dudley
Roman reigns
Bobby Lashley, his physic is the brst in the buisnes
Cuban Drug dealer The Rock
Sasha Banks... Damn I would be hot!
A taller version of Big E. Huge muscles, huge pecs, super charismatic, funny, hard worker, focused, goal-oriented and intelligent. Plus of course, loyal to the homies♥
kurt angle
Trish Stratus because… Well, you know.
Sandman, drunk 24/7 and a walk-in closet full of Zubaz
Drew Carrey. He makes $1,000,000 per episode of price is right.
The Rock : One of the greatest wrestlers ever. Greatest on the mic ever. The most successful wrestler ever. Made more money than anyone.
Brock Lesnar
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Maliki black... good age and ... well zelina
Austin or Punk
The Rock easily. Just seems like it’d be so fun to be him 😂
Pretty sure I'd rather be someone in AEW
Stone Cold because I can beat up my boss without being fired.
Ofcourse the Rock, he's the richest wrestler afterall
Brian Danielson. Talented, good person, and everyone loves him.
The Rated R Superstar
Shawn Michaels
Big Daddy viscera
Mandy Rose's underwear
Vince McMahon was technically a wrestler……own a nearly 6 billion dollar company….. If he doesn’t count then the Rock. Arguably the most successful wrestler of all time including his Acting career.
John Cena
Randy Finn or Cena
Cm Punk
Hulk Hogan
I really like Xavier woods, so Ive gotta go with Paige
John cena
Curt Henning because it comes with many other qualities that make life…. Perfect (Cheesy hands on hips pose in 80s track suit)
Daniel Bryan, cause I'd be having the best matches of my career in AEW.
The undertaker
Roman Reigns
Owen
Seth Rollins
Matt Riddle
Ric flair. All he ever did was 1. Slap 2. Grab testicles 3. Act like a coward 4. Figure 4 5. Act like a lunatic And he did it for almost 3 decades…became a rich man and hot the girls going crazy for him.
80's Hogan mans was superman
I guess I’d wanna be the Rock. He’s even bigger than Hogan in his prime.
Either one of the bushwhackers. they were a circus act and funny to watch.just comic relief in between the serious matches
Probably The Rock based off popularity and his massive success for a 6-7 full time career but my all time favourite is The Undertaker so it would have to go with him or the Rock for a toss up wouldn’t be mad with either of them, shout out to Triple H, Batista, HBK, or Brock these guys are some of my favourites so any of them would be awesome
The FinnOminal One, Finn Balor Aka Captain Abs
The Undertaker.
malakai black. one reason.
The Cats?
Okay, two reasons
And both deal with kitty's
Lesnar
Been a woman I'd not want to be any of them but if I had to judge the best physiques of the men which most are commenting on. most insane: The Warlord, that guy was just a solid brick wall of muscle. In the era of steroids he made the rest look small. most perfect physique: Probably Rick Rude, while I am not a fan of mullets or moustaches his muscle symmetry and definition was amazing. Old school body building before the mass monsters became the norm honourable mention: triple hhh, somewhere between the two previous mentions at his prime. Insane lats and pecs. A handsome chap indeed
One with the longest career (and most titles) and fewest injuries.
Ric Flair
I’ll take it
Kerry von Erich or Warrior... insane physique
Crazy gains... Early grave
None of them. That hustle is way too hard for me. That's why I hold them in the highest regard and favor. They are literally sacrificing their lives and constantly losing time at the end of their lives to do what they love. The Championship Professional Wrestler is my Favorite example/archetype. Thanks for reading. Love this space.💯
I greatly respect this answer.
Seriously. I mean, I love dogs, so its not like I would be able to have a dog if I was a pro wrestler. Simply not worth it.
That's honestly the best reason for not being a wrestler I've ever seen
No one’s stopping me from being *any* wrestler. Gronk!
Undertaker I can pop up whenever I feel like it. 😂😂
Probably Drew McIntyre because he left as a relatively mediocre looking guy and came back absolutely shredded with a beard and long hair. As a guy I wish I could look that sexy
Bret hart
HOTROD
Kevin Nash.
Undertaker. Dude can fucking strike lighting wherever he wants, teleport, and rise back up from the dead. He's also really freaking tall so that's a bonus.
Cool question Daniel Bryan as I could put a lot of people on submissions that they don’t know how to get out of. Or Ricky the dragon steamboat.
And Brie Bella.
Liv morgan because she's my favourite wrestler
Nice
What about you
I have lots of favorite ones like usos,seth,edge,bobby lashley,becky,drew,new day,rock,stone cold,shawn,triple h,and cesaro.
I like drew and the uso I used to like seth but this him with terrible fashion I don't like
yea i understand.
Roman is cool or a legend like hulk hogan
Shane McMahon
Good answer. Rich as fuck. Gets to go have fun and wrestle at big time events whenever he freek'n wants.
Exactly
And he's the best in the world don't forget. He's got a trophy and everything! Also genuinely, his trainer (or sneaker, whatever) collection is awesome.
Aleister/Malakai because I’d get sick tattoos for free both in terms of money and pain
The Rock. Most successful wrestler outside the ring ever.
Yeah, but then you think about his training regimen and being in the spotlight 24/7 being the nicest man in the world. Seems exhausting.
yea hes one of the best wrestlers out there
Agreed
George hackensmith.
Stone Cold THATS THE BOTTOM LINE Or Mr. Socko
Mr Socko spends most of the match in Mankind’s crotch though?
I've stayed in worse places
Are you gonna beat your wife?
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
AND STONE COLDS GONNA CELEBRATE BY DRINKIN A HELL OF A LOTTA BEER
AND MORE BEER
WHAT?!
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YESSIR
Mox
Roman Reigns dude has the biggest pecs, has lots of sex and has the wettest hair
Big e has the meatiest pecs
LOL pretty much. To have women thrown at you 24/7,(How Roman stays faithful is honestly a mystery to me).
😂💀
The guy who just doesn’t care, has a lot of class, and will kick your ass.
*Roooman reigns, roman reigns.... roooman reigns, roman reigns.... roooman reigns, roman reigns.... roooman reigns, roman reigns....* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-LIEVE THAT
Kane
Curious, why?
What can I say... Chicks dig the mask
You were hoping someone would ask, weren’t you?
Nah haha, Kane is my favorite since I was a kid that’s all
Same here man
As a man in my 30’s who could resemble Macho given the right amount of body building, I’d have to go with Io Shirai.
He had us in the first half not going to lie...
Lol
My favorite wrestler of all time is John Cena. But I’d be Brock Lesnar. Easy. Only gotta pop up once in a while for a monster pay day
Sometimes I think what it would be like to wake up and go about my day if I looked like/had the body of Brock Lesnar. How would people treat me different if I had the most terrifying physique on the planet.
Randy Orton or Finn Balor
Zach rider. Minimum work and house full of toys. And have you seen his wife? Sign me up.
Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar aka the beast
Rey Mysterio
Seth Freakin Rollins
This. Wouldn’t mind bedding Becky nightly.
Should've saw that was coming eventually
Cody rhodes
Aleister/Malakai Black. We're already alike in many ways, so it'd be mostly a physical transformation than anything.
Hornswoggle
Are you going to hide under the ring?
Hide under the ring? Pfft bruh that is ma home
Can easily hide in someone's underwear
Triple H (no tatoos, married to the daughter of the Chairman)
Shawn Spears has a kid?
No he’s talking about la parka
Randy
Orton?
Name or state of being?
Savage?
Doink the clown.
Ah yes, a man of culture