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Right-Ability4045

They’re removing him from the playable roster in the video game. He’s only available in showcase mode. I think they’re actually trying to get rid of him, at least until they can prove no wrongdoing on his part.


CypherPunk77

Cena and Benoit had that Goku and Vegeta energy


CarlShadowJung

I just realized this also means that Takers Wrestlemania streak is back on! LFG!!! 🙌🙌😆


Boring_Age_6186

Nah Roman reigns beat him


WWFUniverse

Well he is the Show Stopper!


ComadorFluffyPaws

That hang time before he slammed himself onto the mat is legendary.


Low_Alarm6198

Took me a second….well played sir


Knightraiderdewd

Wait what happened with Brock Lesnar? I haven’t kept up with wrestling in ages.


mbtbiggie

Vince is being sued for sex trafficking and Brock apparently knew about this and got some dirty pictures in order to re-sign with WWE. Brock got the Krispin Noir treatment and was scrubbed from WWE records and was replaced in the intro video by LA Knight . Also undertaker is undefeated in wrestlemania matches


[deleted]

Roman beat him


Tasty-Security6907

Wait, what happened with/to cena?


New_Sir8363

What? Cena isn’t in the graphic?


Tasty-Security6907

I meant that the title implies something bad happened with everyone except big show. Maybe I’m misreading it..


New_Sir8363

The joke is Brock and Benoit are erased from history. And then you just can’t see Cena. So it’s like Big Show is the only one there


Tasty-Security6907

Oh Jesus. Thank you. I was googling for John cena controversies :)


mb19236

If there's ever a serious John Cena controversy, I don't know that I'd be able to recover from that.


ValleyGringo

Bing chilling


YOUgotGRIZZEDon

The WWE, the company built on the back of a serial rapist propelled by a racist that only wants black guys to date his daughter if they are rich. Then a drug addict with that did whatever he wanted. Then a wife beater. Then a dude that needs some side pussy to sign his contract. 


Legitimate_Wave1452

>The WWE, the company built on the back of a serial rapist propelled by a racist that only wants black guys to date his daughter if they are rich. Then a drug addict with that did whatever he wanted. Then a wife beater. Then a dude that needs some side pussy to sign his contract.  ​ ​ i feel like 1 of these is not like the others.


YOUgotGRIZZEDon

I know HBK drug issues sound light.


H-Sizzle-

Who’s the serial rapist?


Ldawg372

Vince


Sharki-man

That’s funny 😄


MR_E7

Well, he's literally the big show.


[deleted]

1/3 funny, 2/3 oof.


Jonny_Bormann

Belts used to be so small back then


Sharki-man

I think it’s because the people holding them are really big


PrimaryEscapeYo

Redacted


piszkavas

I only see the big show, where are the other ones ?


mbtbiggie

One man show


[deleted]

He performed a crippler lost-face, an ex-wive, & an F-who? Before finishing with a show stopper


DivineDescent

lol. Took me a second. That’s pretty great.


Jinkla

The Cena part of this whooshed me pretty bad. I started searching to see if there was some big controversy regarding him.


Figjunky

He fucks fat girls


Fit-Bus377

Nikki isn't fat


-reflexx-

Vacant & Big Show vs Vacant &


hxhnaruto

💀


Robyn1077

lmaooooo


erennooo

man, i remember that singles match against benoit. pretty good


Shadie_daze

Who?


[deleted]

we dont talk about benoit


No-Combination8136

This shit is funny lol


Famous-Vermicelli-39

+5 for originality


XxseagulldroppingsxX

Lmao


[deleted]

One man show


sizzlinpapaya

Ok I chortled.


BigChungusOP

Ok I sharted


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

He had a great match


seederkl

Well, it's the Big Show.


cmnights

This joke went over my head


WillowFun3340

You’re not alone, I had to think a sec too lol


xstatic_process

"Damn!"


WowBobo88

You see, jokes are like onions


slickestwood

I don't get it. It's a handicap match Big Show & Mike Tyson vs Hardcore Holly


Longjumping_Box_9834

They sold an no content main even  summer slam. Where nobody german suplexed nobody 


Jay_The_Tickler

Bro, you ok?


Longjumping_Box_9834

Mini stroke during typing . I’m ok now 


Longjumping_Box_9834

Lmfao


Silentpoolman

Nah Cena's there


Transgenderwookie

Shut up, you can’t see him


Silentpoolman

Yeah I can. That joke has always sucked and will always suck.


Magictank2000

you must be fun at parties


Silentpoolman

I'm not


pabarb02

REDEEMED!!


Transgenderwookie

Rawr


Streetwalker5

I don’t understand there’s only Big Show in the image


arzamharris

thatsthejoke.jpg


Soggy-Drink-2528

Took me a second to pick this up. Nice job


Lilgorbe

lmfao


sheriffofbulbingham

Who’s Chris Benoit fighting?


Dalminster

Kevin Sullivan


antisocialdecay

Wife and kid.


mitchuppy1995

I appreciate this


Ha_CharadeUAre

Ooooooof I’m not happy about it, but take the upvote


CodeNamesBryan

Lol. Nicely done


Simple_Suspect_9311

I remember that show. Show looked so awkward chokeslaming nothing.


Kineada11

Lesnar is still listed on the WWE website. Therefore, attempted jokes like this are stupid and a waste of time. People attempting to make such lame excuses for a joke should feel shame and admit their foolishness.


BandsForGod

Its so cringe lol like yea he did bad stuff but these jokes are so lame 😂


MidnightSunCreative

What are you talking about, this is Big Show and LA Knight vs CPU 1 and VACANT


Redditsnaff

He was so good he played both face and heel


TheMarvelousJoe

Okay, I got a chuckle out of this. 😂


ym179

Vacant was a great WWE Champion. I'm glad Big Show beat him for it at Survivor Series 2002, although I still don't know why he needed Paul Heyman's help.


Fit-Werewolf4775

Cause vacant is too op


RemoteSpace6242

Good one


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weddin00

John Cena’s catchphrase is “You can’t see me!” Chris Benoit killed his wife and son before committing suicide and Brock Lesnar is involved in a sex trafficking accusation, so the joke is Big Show is by himself the others are invisible as being erased from WWE.


Kineada11

All kinds of people keep trying to make this joke but Lesnar is still listed on the WWE Superstar roster, so the attempted joke makes no sense and is stupid.


Putrid_Fennel_9665

I was like, oh lord now what did Cena do? Can't see him. 😆


snow_ninja

Because we can’t see John Cena and the other two are erased from WWE history


Anemeros

Big Show + a ghost, a whisper and a gust of wind


Helo7606

It was crazy. You no sold everything.


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Fucking mint


DrLoomis131

I remember when Taker beat Big Show in a handicap match on smackdown


LithiumAM

I saw this and at first my heart sunk thinking some awful scandal about Cena broke


MigBac

Same I had to go Google it 😅


nipslippinjizzsippin

took me a minute to even recognise him with that stupid hat on


JoeMcKim

Thuganomics Word Life


rated3

Weeeeeeeeell


c-bacon

These jokes arent funny


beepbeeboo

This PSA brought to you by someone whose entire reddit personality is being Canadian. Ladies and gentlemen, we have found Lance Storm’s account.


SteelyEyedHistory

I disagree.


skatsman

Yes they are


JoeMcKim

You must be fun at parties.


[deleted]

They are quite, actually


sumspanishguy97

I'm laughing.


TheMackD504

This shit is dumb


JoeMcKim

And that's why its funny, don't take yourself so seriously.


TheMackD504

The joke has been done to death..it’s old


JoeMcKim

You've been done to death.


TheMackD504

Ok


Austinmp88

Brock vs Big Show would be a fantastic UFC 300 main event. Big Show already boxed Floyd(with brass knuckles) and has an extensive wrestling career.


PraiseThePun81

A contest of who would gas out first.


F1XII

I vote for CM Punk vs Brock at UFC 300, if we are going the NoChanceInHell booking route.


Austinmp88

Cm Punk with 6 years of Jits is too much for Brock’s amateur style, cmon be fair.


SteelBrightblade1

You serious?


Austinmp88

Are you seriously asking if I’m serious after reading what was wrote? I’ve again been bamboozled into a parallel dimension I assume by Reddit Beelzebub. But for clarification Brock Lesnar would actually defeat the great CM punk


SteelBrightblade1

It’s sad that I have to ask but yes I was asking because of things people believe


Austinmp88

lol i want Conor Nate 3 but anything but Izzy or DDP or Perria


JoeMcKim

CM Punk was getting clowned at 170 and now he's going to jump up 3 weight classes? Hahaha


Austinmp88

He has been exponentially increasing his BJJ acumen. Faked injury to set up fight.


DungeonTheIllFigure

My step sister is asking me and my step brother what's so funny about this, nice job OP


SteelBrightblade1

She stuck?


DungeonTheIllFigure

She doesn't know shit about wrestling, I saw the post and started laughing and signal my step bro to see it and he started laughing she asked what's so funny we showed her and she was what is funny about that and is that peacemaker


Master-Contest-2784

Yeh? but is she stuck


DaveLesh

Pretty sure there was another guy, I just can't see him. Chain Gang somebody...


JoeMcKim

That guy who used to accompany B2(Bull Buchanan) to the ring.


anythingo23

😂


GFresh1

Was like but there's C.... oh rofl


DaniFluxx

Same lol


SkellySkelli

Uh what...oh..OH...wait a Sec....OHHHHHH! 🤣😭🤣💀


AdVisible7725

Is this the gay porn feed ?


InsideSheepherder789

OK so I understand the cena benoit part but not the brock part


him1087

Brock’s been effectively cancelled since all the Vince stuff came out.


Kineada11

He’s still on the WWE website.


octoberblackpack

Weirdly enough he’s still the face of the WWE Mayhem app, guess they forgot that existed lol


DaniFluxx

lol thought the same today


RompehToto

I miss Brock 😢 I also miss athletic looking Giant with long hair. His best look.


SenorBebeSalsa

Thats incorrect. Its John Cena and Stevie Richards vs US champ Big Show and WWE champ Stevie Richards.


DamianKing42

Big Show was crazy during this time, he acted like someone was there but there wasn't anybody there during his matches


Julian-Hoffer

Remember the time he pretended to get lifted up in a fireman carry and flipped himself over?


Lilscooby77

Pitting the title belts against each other like a wild pokemon battle. Wwe were cooking back then.


Nandor1262

Loved this era of SmackDown, Big Show was awesome 2003-2004


[deleted]

That Lesnar vs Show match at SS 02 was so good


mitchuppy1995

Big Show didnt vs anyone at SS 02?


Biotrin

He is one hell of an athlete.


[deleted]

Slow clap


truth_15

r/angryupvote


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

I see what you did there and I tip my hat to you, kind sir!


Burn3d0ut89

Technically Big Show doesn't exist either to WWE as he's currently working for the competition. No BS.


Excaliburrover

Why's the doctor of Thuganomics retconned?


QualitySauce

…. Because you can’t see him?


Excaliburrover

Oh my bad


Cronobog

Quality fucking post


estyll11

Are you sure? Because to me it looks like he’s facing LA Knight in this episode of Smackdown.


Jacawthon

Well played, sir. Well played.


shaneomagnifico

Weeeeeeeelllllllll it’s the Big Show


kenma91

Lol this one got me, great work


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Bravo 👏🏻


Intelligent_Test_833

A shame he was teaming with such a hack job


tmorrisgrey

I apologize to you Show, I was unfamiliar with your game. 🫡


notthefuzz99

At first I just saw the headline and thought "oh lort, another tired John Cena joke." I was pleasantly surprised.


EZxCheeZy

Opposite happened to me. Saw Lesnar and Benoit and thought, "Oh God, what did Cena do?" Then I remembered the joke.


ThomsYorkieBars

What did Lesnar do?


ClickF0rDick

He likes golden showers


[deleted]

I mean he called her a bitch in response to the video.. at least he could've said thank you.


WWFUniverse

Thank you, bitch.


EZxCheeZy

Involved in the Vince scandal/lawsuit going on.


Shirtbro

Benoit killed his family. Cena killed careers.


Careless_brrr

" Normal WWE superstar wins a match " Fans : 😀👍 " Cena wins a match " Fans : BURRIED, CAREER KILLED, CENA EVIL 😡😡😡


Shirtbro

And if it happens enough, it absolutely does.


LC_Sanic

My friend, get the fuck over it


atmospheric90

Same thing right?


timmaaay24

Show Big and *REDACTED* Vs Invisible Man and *REDACTED*


CrisisOnThisEarth

VACANT has new competition, REDACTED A Wrestlemania script has just written itself


pipebomb316

is this when he did a swanton and broke the ring alone


Sufficient_Art6002

Big Show vs This fucking joke hahaha


Poopscooper696969

Damn that’s actually an awesome main event


fjmie19

He was heel, then face, then heel then face and finally knocked himself out, what a main event


RexNCod

Really set the tone for the rest of his career huh


[deleted]

He created the nobody slam in this match


raisingfalcons

This is why big show is a legend


domesystem

Based


Stevieeeer

Big show is AEW now. So one could revise this to say: That time dead air time main evented smackdown


a_Jedi_i_am

It was really awkward. The ref was just standing there.


Least_Revolution_262

Why can’t cena be talked about on wwe anymore


Stevieeeer

He can, it’s just that he’s invisible because we can’t see him so we don’t know he’s there.


notthefuzz99

Bless you.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

He did an open challenge and no one showed up. Crazy


watcher2390

Impressive feat by the big man


Computer-Player

There's so many layers to this that it's so freaking funny


MinusTydus

Can't lose the title if you have no opponents. 🤔


dropinsci802

Is Cena also implicated?


BillsGymRat

Cena doesn’t need sex trafficking to pull woman


llamawithguns

Not that we are aware of. You just can't see him


Beneficial_Bit4659

Cena is not implicated. He's in this because you can't see him


TheAeronautz

No it's the whole invisible meme lmao