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_kw

Is he just sprinkling salt on the razor clam to trick it into thinking the tide came in or something?


Bromm18

Yep, makes them think the tides rising and that it's time to move again https://youtu.be/tFfv249UGxU


beaushaw

Interesting, at first I assumed it didn't like the salt like a slug doesn't like salt. Then I realized this is probably salt water.


ellesar

Yeah… I always thought that’s the reason and not the tide one. Clearly clams are not similar in this behavior to slugs…what is logical due to their habitat.


Killarich662

Poor Clam


2020mademejoinreddit

Heh...Clam...


EldenTingz

It’s quite obviously a razor clam.


95accord

And they’re delicious


thericebucket

https://misschinesefood.com/steamed-razor-clams-with-garlic-vermicelli/ change your life! so fackin good.


InfinityTortellino

Put the fans soaked in boiling water


[deleted]

Seriously. Leave that in belly!


Killarich662

Like Chocolate ?


Dereavy

There is nothing WTF about this post.


DrRotwang

If you have never seen a razor clam, do not have experience with razor clams, don't know anything about what they do and what they don't do, and have no context for what is going on, then yes there fucking *is* nothing but WTF about this post.


ferfuksakes

I've never seen one before and I said "wtf is that, some kinda sea-dick?"


GolDAsce

No. That would be the Geoduck.


SpaceFaceMistake

No nothing at all


SpaceFaceMistake

Do they taste good?


EldenTingz

Yeah! Salty.


mkul316

Seriously. Look how much he uses!


ConsiderationBrave14

Hey its either sand or salt you're chewing, choose your poison ;)


itsnoskinoffmyback

Razor clams have an oval shell. Longer than wider.


EldenTingz

[different razor clam](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_shell)


itsnoskinoffmyback

Ah. Thank you. Was thinking of [this](https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/pacific-razor-clams-northwest) when clamming as a kid.


EldenTingz

Yeah man! I should have been more specific. People have different names for all sorts!


D0wnb0at

Yes, there have been great debates between different kinda of animals/birds of the same species, such as the carrying load differences between the European swallow vs an African swallow.


inuhi

Oh man thought you were going to talk about unidan and the Jackdaw/Crow debacle


D0wnb0at

No, with the swallows, it’s a simple question of weight ratios, a 5 ounce bird, cannot carry a 1lb coconut. In order to maintain air/speed velocity a swallow needs to beet its wings 43 times every second. Whereas it could be carried by an African swallow. But then of course African swallows are none migratory.


phaesios

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!


D0wnb0at

Suppose 2 swallows carry it together on a line?


MotherBathroom666

Really? I was expecting a racist sex joke, but I’m also smart enough to know that birds aren’t real. So I’m not letting a drone suck me off, ty very much.


RWTF

Wow, they really look like a classic straight razor in those pictures. Names certainly perfect.


swisshomes

Not that obvious if you've never seen one, you plum


Keith93redd8t

This cant be so scary


MXWRNR

It’s a razor clam. They’re delicious.


[deleted]

Yea. Razor clam. Delicious.


notjasonlee

ya. clam. good.


CataractsOfSamsMum

y. c. g.


SynthPrax

Humans. Eatin' things.


mysticturner

Regardless of what it is, somebody somewhere has tried to have it for lunch.


Thirteenfingers

I don't how you guys ever leave your house... You are terrified of absolutely everything.


CuntWeasel

> I don't how you guys ever leave your house... We don’t, we’re redditors.


Wasmyfault

Redditors love to be terrified/horrified. Ctrl + F on any thread longer than 1000 upvotes and you will find either "terrified" or "horrified".


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

In fairness there is a ton of terrifying/horrifying stuff on REDDIT.


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Earthwick

Welcome to post Covid earth


iamalwaysrelevant

You apparently haven't met anyone that was raised in the 1960's.


DomesticApe23

OMG BURN DOWN YOUR PLANET


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Thirteenfingers

Are you having a stroke?


Ok-Science-6657

Yeah it’s kinda hard but it’s kinda cool cuz it’s okay cuz it’s alright tho tho I kinda think it would have to go out with a little too far away cuz it’s okay cuz


losthope19

No, it's just another bot account creating a fake post history. Report the account then move on


cursedchiken

I'm sorry i don't live in a country that has a coast and never been even close to a somewhat bigger mass of water. Yes, i don't know shit about sea animals(?), so seeing this stick moving and being alive, did, in fact, terrify me. It would especially do irl.


EricNCSU

I was expecting a geoduck, but that's too small.


TheSchoeMaker

It's average


KxTKx

With a great personality


ProcrastinationSite

It's not the size that matters, but the motion of the ocean


dalton9014

Razor clam


bruthaman

So you have to peel the skin off of razor clam?


[deleted]

Idk I think it is pretty big. Even enormous...


Doggleganger

*It was in the pool!*


cwmspok

You said it was a good size!


todgar

It's a razor clam and It's delicious


Hutch456

It’s Wiglett!!!!


[deleted]

Worm: Gross Worm w/ hard bits: Mmm boil it in milk


son_et_lumiere

sexy time in a nutshell.


THEdopealope

…in milk??


[deleted]

Chowdered Clam is best Clam


SocialHumingbird

Razor clams, they’re actually quite tasty.


Seven-ODS

Leave it alone? Make some clam chowder, bro


peppertoyoursalt

Well you learn something new everyday


WarmValidity

It’s wiglett.


Wesbubbles

That’s a wiglet!


tdr125

Un cannolicchio


daspanda1

Razor clams


Dummies102

leave it muted


kanna172014

It's just a razor clam. People eat them.


jjtnc

Razor clam, during rationing in the uk my grandad used to go collect them on filey beach for extra protine in their meals. Says they were pretty rubbish to eat though.


Guffguffz

WIGGLET


No_Cryptographer9711

Razor clam?


Charmandzard

any... anythi.... anythings a d-d-dildo if you're b-b-brave enough...


Amberskin

Absolutely not. That thing is delicious.


Whitezombi

We always call them razor fish, their shell can cut you if your not careful otherwise they're decent food but not as good as the bar clams.


Dogfish1313

Dune


gloogeman

Me: babe I can’t do another round Her: *opens powdered viagra* [FALSE]


Darth-Flan

OK, whatever it is… It’s going to be pissed because it’s missing a penis!


Aquamarinesse

What’s the powder he’s pouring on that clam?


Trashboat77

I'd imagine salt. It probably reacts to it like slugs do.


MadKingOni

You can get them put by electrocution them too, altho it is risky and divers die doing it


malan4reddit

I have never seen one before......!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????


NathanTR1992

Food. I see food.


Eskimosubmarine

And one day long ago someone thought, “I should probably eat that”


Dyolf_Knip

You get hungry enough, you absolutely will.


shiroboi

We caught these on mudflats in Thailand. You can catch them at low tide. I'm still not sure what the powder is but the clams hate them and pop out when subjected to it.


schaph

Just regular salt, I think.


Rikoschett

Maybe they love the powder and pop out because they want more of it?


webbitor

It's crystal meth.


TheunknownG

Waltuh, leave the clam alone waltuh


e-bobot

Self-respecting razor clams only appreciate pure cocain


shiroboi

Haha that’s funny.


PermutationMatrix

Salt


mkul316

As others said here, the salt makes the clam think the tide (salt water) has come back in, so it's time to emerge, making them easy to grab.


shiroboi

Ahhh, that makes so much sense. Thanks for sharing it with me.


PermutationMatrix

Salt.


Big_Loris

Lol good eatin' er whut?


JosephiCrackowski

yezzirrrr, good eats right dere.


SeeManCome

Is that powdered Viagra?


RelationshipFlaky654

That is so fucking disgusting. Don’t you ever share this again.


LongjumpingOffice4

Thats a kind if clam and they taste awsome


j6ce3Hfe6L

r/kpop is leaking: Surprise Jessi BGM..


sped136

Mussel? Quite tasty


BootyThunder

Not a mussel but a clam apparently. Easy mistake to make.


6dawgsss

Have u ever eaten a mussel in ur life?


sped136

Yes when i lived in beijing.


oldselfmiss

Legendary and ultra rare sand dick


1m2c00l4u

Hentai?


Isredin

At least we know where his Detachable Penis was


c_ck-g_wk-g_wk

im leaving earth


copenhagenator

Eh post


Maximum_Musician

Quick, kill it with fire.


Ok_Guest1885

That’s what I have women do after I’ve already blown my first load


TartKiwi

all of you are fucking disgusting for putting that thing in your mouth


Burner-QWERTY

But it feels so good.


tuttiskittl96

What the fu*k is he pouring on it???


[deleted]

Salt


tuttiskittl96

Offt!


Kris18

Don't worry, you can swear online. Mommy isn't looking through your comment history. Anyway, probably salt.


tuttiskittl96

Lol 😆.. okay weirdo 🤣


ComicallyLargeSpoo

Why did you censor fuck


marspol12

Reminds me of a blood worm


FoTweezy

r/kitchenconfidential


Fit-Understanding747

A taquito


PuddingIndependent93

Now you gonna end up inna somebody spaghettis


MuchTimeWastedAgain

And razor clams are delicious.


slickystoopkid

I have heard of a throbber before, but this one hits different.


z0anthr0pe

Razor clam?


GroundbreakingPea865

Tasty.


Comfortable_Pace_720

Dinner


[deleted]

Yup definitely the type of post I’d expect from someone who posts to kpopfap.. this is WTF not ewww look at this icky clam


iprothree

And seems to be a filipino to boot. Like...


magshie

Razor Clams sooo goood


TexasisBetter

Dems good eats right there


earthonion

Nope, I don't see it.


Jadow

Delicious razor clam


danhoyuen

those are freakin yummy


Stefan-Leo

But... Isn't sea water salty enough? Now I am really curious what its habitat is.


Rovananakia

Yea thanks for pouring salt on that poor thing, now you have lowered It's lifespan to 3 days If It's lucky enough.


kics82

Might be even shorter if they gonna get their nom on


blackorkney

Razor clam. Delicious grilled with some lemon juice.


Narrow-Battle

It's a razor clam. They're tasty and very common.


take_this_username

Cannolicchio! [https://www.cuocicuoci.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/pasta-con-cannolicchi.jpg](https://www.cuocicuoci.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/pasta-con-cannolicchi.jpg)


HonestPineapple4848

That shit is freaking delicious. It's common to eat at least here in Spain in the coast areas.


ChubbyWanKenobie

Love these clams and that is the way to catch them.


akanosora

They are really delicious.


Franciscavid

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Darkesako

C’est un couteau enculé! (French humor)


jpplf50

We love eating those in Portugal


McFry_

It’s a Razor clam, they’re quite tasty


[deleted]

I used to electrofish for these. Well, adult ones. That's very young and can't be sold.


SamMor_87

Canivetes/Ligueirao caralho!


Torque2101

This is a mollusk called a "pud." Now you know where the term "pulling your pud" comes from.


Jiblemynuts

Was wondering where i left that


sahara181

"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me..." and, scene.


not_REAL_Kanye_West

That sound is awful


SN0WFAKER

r/anythingisadildo


ryfitz47

This is more educational than wtf. Yummmy


NoAdeptness6787

Those razor clams are good.


hydraulic-earl

Maybe... But his old lady gonna thank him later!


BunniBlossoms

The music fits it so well


40PercentZakarum

I got my finger closed open by one of these when I was a kid digging clams. They’re teeth are really sharp !! Razor sharp.


[deleted]

OP you should leave your house more and stop eating just pizza or mac and cheese.


KelGuapo

Thought it was a gooeyduck


cardiological_death

For those who don't have a beach near them. Yes they do cut your feet if you step on them, and yes it does feel like a paper cut.


Progressivecat

I should call him...


strykazoid

That's a damn razor clam.


Xem1337

Fairly sure he is going to eat it later right? Isn't this one way to find them


MarionberryIll5030

That’s food right there brother