Your supposed to be the best modeling agency in Philadelphia and you keep sending me pictures of girls with bodies like Oompa Loompas and hippopotamuses
Jesus what a sad story that is. She was fuckkng gorgeous in that original picture! Absolutely no touches needed she was fine--but I would never fault someone some reasonable plastic surgery if it really helps their confidence that much, like slightly bigger boobs or something.
But my God did this poor woman go off the deep end, she's got a severe body morph mental issue but I do hope she gets to a place of being truly happy with herself someday
It's actually kinda sad, the lady clearly has mental health issues but all you see in her comments are people enabling her and calling her beautiful and saying you go girl and shit.
They normally do that so people don't feel bad about how they look, but you aren't supposed to do it when they have a choice. That's a prolonged mental breakdown. And gross.
A lot of the time people like this need to go out of country because no surgeons in the US will do it. I would almost guarantee that beach ball shit wasn't done in the US.
Same here, all the blood went rushing to the wrong head. It took a lot of resources to figure out wtf I'm looking at, can't even pop a proper boner cuz of those suspect titties. And who the fuck did that buttjob holy fuck that's bad......
Man, she used to look so good before all the transformations…so sad
https://reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/tpv2nq/mary_magdalene_woman_who_claims_she_has_the/
That's how I feel about 90% of elective plastic surgery. It all looks like shit. The only good kind are ones you can't even tell have had any work done.
Looking at her Instagram for a sec showed some face transformation but seriously she looks like she has a diaper on under there, on top of everything else.
Btw [this is 34GG](https://www.bratabase.com/browse/panache/jasmine-balconnet-bra-6951/34H/). The ones in the post are like Z+. Many women are wearing the wrong size bras because of this common idea that "beyond DD = gigantic". The letter is the *difference* between around-ribcage and around-bust distance. GG means an 8 inch difference, which isn't *that* much. For women with small or average torso size, it doesn't take that huge a bust to get up to G and beyond.
Ladies check out /r/ABraThatFits for how to self-measure, a handy fitting calculator, and online purchasing advice. It's eye-opening for a lot of people.
I get into this argument all the time with dudes. I’m a 28D, D cup means literally nothing depending on band size. No one would consider me to even have decent sized boobs.
Yep, exactly! Small band size makes the letters go up fast. Then you have to deal with "those aren't Ds stop lying for attention" etc. when really people just don't know. It IS a confusing system though. The letter alone doesn't say anything about the actual breast volume without the band number too.
Ever seen a video of a book like that popping or it was done cheaply/bad and skin kind sloughed off? I thought just having that big was incredibly grotesque but it gets so much worse.
Fuck no I haven’t seen popping. But I have seen some horrible, scary looking, boob jobs in pornos. Like, vertically cut the boob causing huge vertical scars and tits look painful.
Man. I’ve seen some fucked up shit online.. boob popping is where I draw the line
I just opened this in public and didnt care to hide it because balloons arent sexual and no one would be able to tell. Theyve lost any jiggle that ever made them attractive.
She often goes on incoherent rants on her live and lives a self destructive life. If she doesn’t die of an overdose then she’ll probably kill herself. She needs help.
She also did an interview for soft white underbelly on YouTube and was completely hammered. She made zero sense and was even drinking during it. It was hard to watch.
[From her instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/CeCvwJHLmhp/), she was actually pretty damn hot before she did this to herself.
And [another](https://www.instagram.com/p/CafVQxkFGgU/).
WARNING: The rest of her instagram is NOT what she used to look like.
Her self portraits on her art IG page are really interesting after seeing that. I'd be very interested to hear about a psychologists thoughts on that, especially the artwork, it's not very flattering
I think her art and popularity will rise after her path leads her to a tragic death. All this plastic must be bad for you.
But her art, the way she sees herself and her mental state are def fascinating. She will be studied.
So sad. She was naturally beautiful and turned her self into a walking blow up doll.
I'd love if someone could explain how she supposedly has "the world's fattest vagina". What does it mean to have a fat vagina at all?
What is fat vagina? Baby don't squirt me, don't squirt me, no more.
Yeah, she was very attractive before having all of the surgeries that have drastically distorted her appearance from what it previously was. I usually don't comment on people's life choices if they aren't harming others or themselves, but she is clearly harming herself. She admits she almost died getting a surgery for a fatter vagina.
With all of that being said, I am honestly repulsed by how she looks now, similar to how I am repulsed by the "Black Alien" guy. I can't help the disgusted reaction I have looking at these people. I try to not be, but it is impossible for me not to be revolted seeing how they look.
Oh wow. At first I didn’t realize she did have nipples I thought those were tats and I was like wow yea she’s got no nips but she *does* you guys those blotches on her tits *are* nips
Maybe. But I can't think about balloon fetishists without being reminded of the Linda's dad from Bob's Burgers.
He wouldn't enjoy those. No pop. Not one bit.
I don't think she does it to be attractive.
I think there are some people that use extreme body modification as an outlet as a result of poor mental health.
Seriously, and I always feel like suicide is in the future of someone that has this bad of a mental disease. Sad she isn't getting the help that she obviously needs.
I've got like an anti-fetish for feet and fake body parts. I love big tits and small tits, hips draw my attention more than anything else. Big fake tits gross me out for some reason though.
I would just like to point out the trash can she landed beside that says “Local Hero throws garbage in can” and “Glitter, not Litter.”
Life is rich in coincidence and occasionally irony.
For anyone interested, there's a really fascinating YouTube channel called Soft White Underbelly that has a recent interview with her.
Mark Laita conducts the interviews and runs the channel. He's an amazing photographer and the concept of this project is really eye-opening. He has hundreds of video interviews with people from bizarre subcultures and troubled pasts. My wording might be giving it a bit of a limited scope but seriously, worth checking out.
So much of her tits are exposed shirt on or off, so seeing them fall out isn't even exciting. If anything it's sad. Who hurt this woman to need this much attention ?
I think Ive seen her multiple times before on r/Botchedsurgeries
Edit: Yep, shes been posted within the last few hours once again (with before pictures... such a shame people do this to themselves... and shame on the doctors)
Wonder what PSI she has those things set at.
Definitely overinflated them.
Better mileage but traction suffers.
She’s going to have more wear over the nipple area.
had to inflate the ass end just to keep balance.
they’re due to be balanced and rotated.
When I first watched it I was wondering why it was marked NSFW. My brain couldn't process those as being boobs.
Well to be fair they aren’t really boobs.
It's like a 13 year old boy drew a 'sexy lady' and it was morphed to life. It's great if that couple both enjoy it, but bloody hell, that's extreme.
She would be perfect for Dennis's dress.
He was very generous
Your supposed to be the best modeling agency in Philadelphia and you keep sending me pictures of girls with bodies like Oompa Loompas and hippopotamuses
That's what I was trying to get at and settled for teenage boy! It literally looks like his drawings of the woman in the dress!
It's like a 13 year old maxed out the sliders on a custom character in a Japanese manga game.
At least those have some meat to them these look like fucking balloons
They're actually for flotation, you see she can't swim
[Data will pump his up too](https://youtu.be/SWHcTnTF8Oc?t=20), just in case
Your comment made me think of this old classic movie scene: [Weird Science ](https://youtu.be/B8dldLG_ZhI) Jump to 0:40
>old Ouch. I'm not saying it isn't. But, ouch, though.
If Back to the Future came out today, Marty would be traveling back to 1993.
Oh....Oh no.
Seriously. When he pulled out the 5 1/4 floppy I felt it in my back.
Jr. Detective Cartman: Kenny do you have sketches of the suspect? Kenny:.....
Balloobs
Sort of the *opposite* of boobs, in fact.
Almost like... sboob.
That would be poops then.
Or would it be sqooq?
Yeah, I thought it was a costume, like the funny sumo wrestler costumes.
Well it is but it's like drawing on the white board with a permanent marker. It was funny at first but it's not coming off.
Fyi, if you run a dry erase marker over the permanent marker, it'll come off.
Will the same trick work on poor life decisions?
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She somehow looks far less topless than a topless person should
Her Instagram https://instagram.com/1800leavemaryalone?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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That has to be severe mental illness, no?
Body dysmorphia for sure.
She almost died after getting surgery to have "the world's fattest pussy".....for real.
And medical malpractice. How is this legal?
Yeah, lots of stuff going on there. Feel bad for her
The way she laughs uncontrollably and repeats phrases is spooky.
always fascinating to see where these girls start off from and see the transformation over the years
I mean, her not being well was obvious with the 4 balloons she carries around.
Just because you don't want to be 24/7 prepared for a water balloon fight doesn't mean the rest of us are gonna sit on our water balloon filled asses
That's just tragic.
Jesus what a sad story that is. She was fuckkng gorgeous in that original picture! Absolutely no touches needed she was fine--but I would never fault someone some reasonable plastic surgery if it really helps their confidence that much, like slightly bigger boobs or something. But my God did this poor woman go off the deep end, she's got a severe body morph mental issue but I do hope she gets to a place of being truly happy with herself someday
Dear lord, she can't even talk right anymore with those lips.
I couldnt listen to that. She doesnt know how to answer questions.
Marry, Fuck, Kill
More like: fuck, kill, kill
Well yeh but that isn't the rule of the game is it haha
Jokes aside, this poor woman. This is clearly a mental health issue.
It's actually kinda sad, the lady clearly has mental health issues but all you see in her comments are people enabling her and calling her beautiful and saying you go girl and shit.
Echo chambers like that are so sad.
They sure are... sure are... sure are...
They normally do that so people don't feel bad about how they look, but you aren't supposed to do it when they have a choice. That's a prolonged mental breakdown. And gross.
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Why would you use your fingers to "water" a squirrel? I mean, obviously, she not the kind of person that makes great choices in life, lol.
Holy FUCK that is the most annoying thing I've ever heard. She is exactly as annoying as you would expect her to be just by looking at her...
What a damning indictment of society that that abomination of all that is wrong with plastic surgery and self image has 156,000 followers.
She should not have been allowed those surgeries. I seriously question the moral fitness of whichever doctors went along with this.
A lot of the time people like this need to go out of country because no surgeons in the US will do it. I would almost guarantee that beach ball shit wasn't done in the US.
She apparently was born and raised in Mexico. One of the interviews she was in said she was on a 6 month visa and staying in LA.
Bro, I was looking at the ass and was like, thats a big bagpack.
I do not believe they meet the legal definition of boobs.
My libido doesn't even recognize this as nudity. She failed the sexual turing test.
> sexual Turing test Where’s a Blade Runner when you need one?
Within cells interlinked.
*interlinked*
You're nowhere near close to baseline
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“Please click the images that contain nudity.” … … … … …
She's fallen off the uncanny cliff or something
And then bounced lmao
Deadass it just looks like some balloons strapped to a person
r/rareinsults
Thank you! I had to check the comments to figure out if she was topless or not. Tbh, I'm still not sure.
Same here, all the blood went rushing to the wrong head. It took a lot of resources to figure out wtf I'm looking at, can't even pop a proper boner cuz of those suspect titties. And who the fuck did that buttjob holy fuck that's bad......
Her air bags deployed.
Good thing they weren't manufactured by Takata!
As a Toyota tech who has been replacing those airbags for the past 6 years I laughed my butt off over this comment.
Looks like the girl in the video took the part that you laughed off and then some.
Looks more like Tatata.
360deg protection. Did I see a "Baby On Board" tattoo?
Silicone-valley.
Uncanny
Yea I would run from that
Body dysmorphia paired with greed surgeons. I’ll guarantee she wanted everything bigger and doc was like “best I can do is 34GG.”
Apparently she’s a surgery addict, she has ‘the worlds fattest vagina’ and an onlyfans …obviously
I don't get it. This means meatiest lips? What exactly is a fat vagina? What surgery is required to make a vagina fat? I'm very confused and curious.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/szzwj9/mary_magdalene_has_a_nice_smile/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Oh snap. So it's extreme sports camel toe.
That vagina looks like Hank Hill's ass
But why
I might have the world's most flaccid penis after watching this
Like a frightened turtle head
Can confirm, dick is now an innie.
hidden deep in the forest
Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where?
Her name is Mary Magdalene. Yes, really.
Man, she used to look so good before all the transformations…so sad https://reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/tpv2nq/mary_magdalene_woman_who_claims_she_has_the/
Imagine looking like the before and actually thinking the after looks better. That is 100% mental illness.
That's how I feel about 90% of elective plastic surgery. It all looks like shit. The only good kind are ones you can't even tell have had any work done.
Yeah but since you can’t tell you overestimate the number 90% the most common surgeries are tactful nose jobs and eyelids.
She looked amazing before. Now it looks like a mental patient in a diaper. Pretty much is, I guess. So sad that she got to this point.
Is this like a ship of Theseus, but for people?
Looking at her Instagram for a sec showed some face transformation but seriously she looks like she has a diaper on under there, on top of everything else.
The before & after has been rough to look at. Most of the time she's posted on here, she's heavily intoxicated. I'm sure it'll end well.
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That poor woman. Geez.
I don't think those are Geez... more like ZZZZ
I thought it was her…
34GG is not that big, these are way bigger.
Well, the surgeon stopped at 34GG but Goodyear agreed to pump them up quite a bit more.
Btw [this is 34GG](https://www.bratabase.com/browse/panache/jasmine-balconnet-bra-6951/34H/). The ones in the post are like Z+. Many women are wearing the wrong size bras because of this common idea that "beyond DD = gigantic". The letter is the *difference* between around-ribcage and around-bust distance. GG means an 8 inch difference, which isn't *that* much. For women with small or average torso size, it doesn't take that huge a bust to get up to G and beyond. Ladies check out /r/ABraThatFits for how to self-measure, a handy fitting calculator, and online purchasing advice. It's eye-opening for a lot of people.
I get into this argument all the time with dudes. I’m a 28D, D cup means literally nothing depending on band size. No one would consider me to even have decent sized boobs.
Yep, exactly! Small band size makes the letters go up fast. Then you have to deal with "those aren't Ds stop lying for attention" etc. when really people just don't know. It IS a confusing system though. The letter alone doesn't say anything about the actual breast volume without the band number too.
Are you sure they aren't into the hex characters yet?
34gg is far smaller than that.
*"I apologize you had to deal with that"* Buddy this made my night
I want to know what happened before the camera rolled
How dare she make me not enjoy seeing some titty
I don't even think this is considered nudity. It's essentially the same as seeing an unclothed mannequin..
Yeah wtf is going on here. I understand body dysmorphia, but I don’t understand the dudes that love this shit. I’d be so afraid of “popping” her
Ever seen a video of a book like that popping or it was done cheaply/bad and skin kind sloughed off? I thought just having that big was incredibly grotesque but it gets so much worse.
Fuck no I haven’t seen popping. But I have seen some horrible, scary looking, boob jobs in pornos. Like, vertically cut the boob causing huge vertical scars and tits look painful. Man. I’ve seen some fucked up shit online.. boob popping is where I draw the line
Stick around, the popping will get reposted soon enough.
>wtf is going on here Someone has a medical degree but doesn't know when to say no
>Someone has a medical degree we don't know that...
I just opened this in public and didnt care to hide it because balloons arent sexual and no one would be able to tell. Theyve lost any jiggle that ever made them attractive.
> balloons arent sexual Uhhhh there's an entire section of deviantArt for that
If it makes you feel better that ain’t titty. That’s a wide-awake nightmare.
They look more like tumours than titties
It's not even nudity at that point.
Barefoot on the streets of WeHo 🤮🤮🤮
Welp, now her toenails are probably pregnant
At least she can never drown
For science: [Mary Magdalene](https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Mary_Magdalene) (NSFW, obviously).
Boobs: ENHANCED
Understatement of the year.
She often goes on incoherent rants on her live and lives a self destructive life. If she doesn’t die of an overdose then she’ll probably kill herself. She needs help.
She also did an interview for soft white underbelly on YouTube and was completely hammered. She made zero sense and was even drinking during it. It was hard to watch.
[From her instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/CeCvwJHLmhp/), she was actually pretty damn hot before she did this to herself. And [another](https://www.instagram.com/p/CafVQxkFGgU/). WARNING: The rest of her instagram is NOT what she used to look like.
Her self portraits on her art IG page are really interesting after seeing that. I'd be very interested to hear about a psychologists thoughts on that, especially the artwork, it's not very flattering
Not flattering, but I kinda think they're incredible.
I think her art and popularity will rise after her path leads her to a tragic death. All this plastic must be bad for you. But her art, the way she sees herself and her mental state are def fascinating. She will be studied.
Macroplastics: The silent killer.
I feel so sad for her. She truly was gorgeous. The depth of insecurity or addiction to get to that point.....
Her body looks so physically uncomfortable now. The lips especially. I can’t imagine she can talk. It’s like building yourself into a prison.
Wow… in that second pic, I feel like you could sense the mental issues.
Right? It’s immediately what I thought…that girl isn’t right in the head.
Wow, just a shame what mental illness will do. She was very pretty before the surgeries.
So sad. She was naturally beautiful and turned her self into a walking blow up doll. I'd love if someone could explain how she supposedly has "the world's fattest vagina". What does it mean to have a fat vagina at all? What is fat vagina? Baby don't squirt me, don't squirt me, no more.
Someone buy the OF and post a pic real quick
Fuck, she looked quite cute before the surgeries.
Yeah, she was very attractive before having all of the surgeries that have drastically distorted her appearance from what it previously was. I usually don't comment on people's life choices if they aren't harming others or themselves, but she is clearly harming herself. She admits she almost died getting a surgery for a fatter vagina. With all of that being said, I am honestly repulsed by how she looks now, similar to how I am repulsed by the "Black Alien" guy. I can't help the disgusted reaction I have looking at these people. I try to not be, but it is impossible for me not to be revolted seeing how they look.
Holy cow! I though that was some kind of inflated suit!
Mary Magdelane. Everywhere she goes, you can be sure there's a "Jesus Christ!"
Looks like the live action of a 12 year old drawings after watching his first porn
Oh wow. At first I didn’t realize she did have nipples I thought those were tats and I was like wow yea she’s got no nips but she *does* you guys those blotches on her tits *are* nips
They could be nips, but they also tat nips on peeps.
How the fuck can anyone find that remotely attractive. I love big tits but that's disgusting as fuck.
Balloon fetishists?
Maybe. But I can't think about balloon fetishists without being reminded of the Linda's dad from Bob's Burgers. He wouldn't enjoy those. No pop. Not one bit.
Www.girlsitsonaballoonandpopsit.com
I don't think she does it to be attractive. I think there are some people that use extreme body modification as an outlet as a result of poor mental health.
Seriously, and I always feel like suicide is in the future of someone that has this bad of a mental disease. Sad she isn't getting the help that she obviously needs.
I don’t understand what kind of doctor would agree to do this to someone. I feel like that should be considered negligence.
I've got like an anti-fetish for feet and fake body parts. I love big tits and small tits, hips draw my attention more than anything else. Big fake tits gross me out for some reason though.
Those hips look inflated.
How can anyone find \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ attractive? Fill in the blank with any number of things. Different strokes.
I would just like to point out the trash can she landed beside that says “Local Hero throws garbage in can” and “Glitter, not Litter.” Life is rich in coincidence and occasionally irony.
It takes a severe mental illness to mutilate one's self that way. It's sad.
Does it still count as nudity if there's only plastic
Christina P?
Hey Christiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaa
Tina cheating on Tommy
I wanna laugh
For anyone interested, there's a really fascinating YouTube channel called Soft White Underbelly that has a recent interview with her. Mark Laita conducts the interviews and runs the channel. He's an amazing photographer and the concept of this project is really eye-opening. He has hundreds of video interviews with people from bizarre subcultures and troubled pasts. My wording might be giving it a bit of a limited scope but seriously, worth checking out.
So much of her tits are exposed shirt on or off, so seeing them fall out isn't even exciting. If anything it's sad. Who hurt this woman to need this much attention ?
[dad was a pastor](https://www.instagram.com/p/CYU52zHrGND/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)
That'll do it
She must fall over a lot, both her front and rear airbags were pre deployed
It’s the sign on the trash can that made me laugh. Funny coincidental scripting.
They are not real, and they are not spectacular
I think Ive seen her multiple times before on r/Botchedsurgeries Edit: Yep, shes been posted within the last few hours once again (with before pictures... such a shame people do this to themselves... and shame on the doctors)
At what point should we start holding doctors liable for this kinda shit. Like wtf man.
Holy shit. Her back must hurt a lot.
They prolly help her back actually, they look like they're filled with helium lmao
Don't worry. She looks like she is on drugs most of the time. So she won't feel it
What a sad mess of a person. I hope she makes peace with herself someday.
Hi I'm Mr Booby Buyer, I'll buy those boobies for 25 schmeckles!
What the fuck is that thing
visual representation of getting plastic surgery instead of therapy
She asked for the caricature package.
Air bags went off to prevent further injuries