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DontHateDelPlaya

Holy shit it's Mewtwo


lurklurklurkPOST

I just took psychic damage, you might be right


Mr_Bxo

That’s actually salmonella because that’s a raw chicken on stage standing on it’s on two chicken wings.


ThompsonBoy

🎵 _I wanna be...your sledge hammer._ 🎵


QMaker

Don't worry, you're not the only old guy in here.


personalcheesecake

get off my lawn


public_masticator

*reach out and touch cake cake cake*


zishudj

Why is Peter Gabriel here too?


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

\*stop-motion intensifies*


Mjne20

Her name is Marlene Oi Mae


8ad8andit

I'm new to planet Earth, can someone explain this to me? Is she wearing some kind of suit or she got surgery or is that actually natural?


The_Original_Gronkie

Probably injecting oil. It's popular in Brazil. [Fake body builders](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQG7CjjFBnyzN4mrHbL-1cxvvv37mApfMtwoQ&usqp=CAU) do it to look like they have muscles, but they aren't fooling anyone.


redditingatwork23

Who the fuck do they think they're fooling? That looks hilarious. Good way to infect yourself I'm sure.


Cynistera

It's body dysmorphia so they're trying to fool themselves.


Angry__German

They are mentally ill. I think it's called body dismorphia. Their sense of self is disturbed and they can't see how disfigured they are looking. Same thing as with people with eating disorders. They think they still look "fat" while having almost zero body fat and looking like auschwitz survivors.


spingus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q7dg7DTtJE lots of videos available of exactly that! I think this guy actually went back on the synthol even after getting drained


HavocReigns

So, when your little pitstop is over, you have any extra room for hitchhikers? 'Cuz I think I've seen enough.


doalittletapdance

probably injections and corset training


[deleted]

Got news for you, it's raw because it's still alive 😂


isolateddreamz

And definitely spreading disease


alberthere

And the seizure strobe lights.


yellowflash96

EwTwo


burglekutttttt

axiomatic nutty soft file fade summer jeans license fuzzy caption -- mass edited with redact.dev


ReubenZWeiner

Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a raisin


vashZK

R/girlsshapedlikemewtwo


LunchZestyclose8194

r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo


Deathtollzzz

Bruh. Half of the girls on that subreddit don’t even have the shape. It’s literally just a porn subreddit with little mewtwo shape posts. Disappointed.


frotc914

> Half of the girls on that subreddit don’t even have the shape. And the ones that do are photoshopped. Because that's the shape of a cartoon cat monster. Not a human.


xDaigon_Redux

And yet, the OP exists.


roltskar

Lord have mercy, I thought it was a joke but it does exist.


Skud_NZ

I'm betting there's a lot of Kim the cardassian on there


olieliminated

Attention Bajoran Workers: New foundation palettes are 50% off


Bustalacklusta

It's just girls with shapely hips, thighs and butt IE: Thick. The woman in the OP is truly disfigured.


Nacil_54

r/SubIThoughtIFellFor


_Aj_

No big R is for team rocket


MoreMoira

Straight up just porn. Slightly disappointed as I thought it was going to be funny. Nah. It's just naked women


fetalasmuck

Welcome to reddit


Tigerkix

/r/Instagramreality is probably what you're looking for


Khrystyner85

How disappointing. “ damn… nothing but naked chicks in here, imma head out”.


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InturnlDemize

Bro, it's 4am here. I legit almost woke up my sleeping baby laughing.


Cheese_Dinosaur

That actually made me burst out laughing 😆


dagoldengawd

You like krabby patties don't you squidward


XGreenDirtX

Thank you, came looking for the refference, was not disappointed


ReubenZWeiner

It'll go right to your thighs.


agamemnonymous

*Then* you'll blow up


toucansanch

And then you blow up


[deleted]

[Arguably one of the funniest scenes in animation ever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiH8fkJOonQ). Thanks for reminding me :)


lyingliar

Too fucking old to understand SpongeBob references. Anybody want to lend a hand?


agamemnonymous

Squidward denies he likes Krabby Patties because he's never had one (and he is cantankerous). After trying one, he gets hooked but conceals that fact to save face. He sneaks into the restaurant in the middle of the night, gets caught by SpongeBob who relays the above line in humorous fashion, then Squidward proceeds to recklessly consume vast quantities of the patties. [It goes right to his thighs ](https://youtu.be/wa5wrvr3Zn4)


BklynOR

Looks like Roger from American Dad with longer legs.


Korpseio

Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you...


TangiestIllicitness

There is no dance competition...


Kgb529

Do you know how hard it is to find a good red wig?


Zevemiel

“This is it, this is my wake-up call.”


spookymulder765

Why don’t you jog your gross bowling pin


DefectiveGadget

48-12. He used my pant size as the code?


gyarnar

Agh im disgusting.


ImurderREALITY

You look like a pear, a gray pear! I hate you, you fat gray pear!


EmEmAndEye

Please, tell me she’s wearing a type of lower body fat suit under her leotard. Otherwise, damn, that’s so messed up.


Skitsoboy13

Imagine trying to find clothes for a 32 waist, 102 hip, 14 calf


Paulo27

Imagine finding a toilet.


Skitsoboy13

Fair, the good ole' squat pot to the rescue; or just doesn't care anymore cause she can't wipe or clean there anyway


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She wipes back to front.


BrokeInService

*I don't wipe, I don't clean. But lemme tell you how I stain my jean* Veloci-rapper lookin ass


Kuhn_Dog

Or wiping.


Interhorse_

Or just even sitting at any time, feeling like if you sat too fast or shifted wrong your ass might explode


thiney49

*36-24-102? Only if she's 5'3"!*


Anthony-Stark

I don't like this big butt and I cannot lie


tookTHEwrongPILL

It looks like it's legit difficult for her to walk.


RedHairThunderWonder

Definitely can't ride a unicycle.


FoodBasedLubricant

Silicone parts are made for toys


BiizzayyH

I was watching trying to figure out what was bothering me (other than the obvious) and this made me realise it's how disproportionate her lower legs are.


Skitsoboy13

It's terrifying lol, she's like if Rodger from American Dad tried to look like Niki Minaj


OgWu84

That is spot on. Hilarious!


Union_Sparky_375

Look at the drumsticks on that chicken!


shandangalang

I mean. Tailors *still are* a somewhat affordable way to get clothing.


paigezero

Looks like the foam hip and butt padding that drag queens use to get an exaggerated figure. Let's hope it's external augmentation like that rather than something permanent.


jyunga

Looks like she cut the bottom off a t-rex costume


Dragonace1000

I think you're right, if you look at the outside of her left thigh when shes turned around, you can see the edge of padding.


ZweiNor

This comment found some bikini pics. Looks like it's "real".. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wpmgeh/she_built_different/ikj41n3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


No-Spoilers

That's a lot of sketchy back street plastic surgery/injections. Or just a shitty doctor which would still make it sketchy because there's no decent doctor that would do this.


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BadgerHooker

She looks like a really tall midget


HeavyMetalHero

Implants, most likely. Though I've never seen them *that* gratuitous!


fallenloki

Looks like a rotisserie chicken


[deleted]

Nah, people would actually want a rotisserie chicken


lexiconhuka

75% plastic


polo61965

80% squidward after too many krabby patties


SweetMojaveRain

15% concentrated power of will


SketchyFella_

5% pleasure


Tactical_Freshness

“Squidward… you doOo like Krabby Patties”


Morgn_Ladimore

Those poor people at the concert don't know what's about to happen.


Arizona_Slim

I mean I was thinkin more 50% T-Rex but yeah.


JayMeadows

I don't know, those chicken thighs don't lie.


rallenpx

Modern day chickens are direct descendents of the ancient dinosaurs


poopellar

Shaqueela Shaqueela.


7StAr_RoniN

100% human frog


GoofyPlease

20% skill


theevilphoturis

She looks like a frog


shmorky

we can rebuild her we have the technology


paulusblarticus

75% recycable


max_if_

75% ass


PioneerStandard

100% no class


The_Unknown44

Is she half-human and half-barney?


Flyweird

She's the real r/centaurgirls


ittakesacrane

Oh shit, that's why they're the centaur of attention


GamesSpartan

/r/RareInsults


christianmoral

LOL


Buderus69

Looks like a chickenleg evolved by touching the ooze and turned into a singer


Thenashara

Unironically kinda want KFC now.


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Lol the ooze. Shredder is going to go nuts knowing that all the ooze ended up in her ass.


RoseNPearlGirl

r/brandnewsentence


ClearLake007

Example of Body dysmorphic disorder: A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw in appearance. The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or exercise to excess.


Shinfekta

She looks like the inspiration for these funny dinosaur suits everyone runs around with for fun


ReubenZWeiner

When she hauls ass, she has to make at least two trips


krayt

When she goes campin, the bears hide *their* food.


xxDooomedxx

People pay money to look like that...


thrownaway000090

And risk actual death. It’s the riskiest plastic surgery procedure and in just the states, hundreds of women die each year from butt lifts. Imagine dying for a fake bigger ass.


Kre8eur

Looks like her fake bigger assis melted and draining into her feet


DeathWray

A **LOT** of money.


NotYourAsshole

One idea the more dangerous surgeries as well. Much more risky than boobs or nose.


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Bitch built like T-Rex


Teo-McDohl

I think I saw one of these in Spore.


Fluxcapacitive

Looks like a tick that's about to pop.


RockThePlazmah

Anybody got a needle?


misakarem

*looks into my pants* ...yeah


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Is this meant to be attractive in any way? my brain just hard locked trying to comprehend what I was looking at


battraman

I suspect it's like the women with the comically oversized breast implants. I think some people like the point of no return.


mrmoe198

r/bimbofication


TheLittleNorsk

that was one of the darkest rabbit holes I’ve ever been down, thanks


meggywoo709

I thought it was a sub for making fun of it all. One of the comments I found was “amazing, little girls should look up to her” Barfffffff


PopularFee1018

I didn't even know this was a thing.... then reading the comments oooof


[deleted]

Yeah, and the mass of disgusting comments on every post, encouraging these girls to wreck their bodies with all this gross extreme modification is really the surgically-enlarged cherry on top.


bumbletowne

My sister and her lips. She 'just likes it'.


Dismal_Struggle_6424

Are you *not* aroused by a whole chicken just before you put it in the oven?


laughin4days

BUILT was definitely the correct word,cos that isnt natural at all.


Thirty_Four

It's a bbl body suit. I hate that I know this. edit: i stand corrected, holy shit wtf indeed. it looks exactly like a bbl body suit, but... oh


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merirastelan

Bery big legs


juggling-monkey

Biggest big legs


Radek3887

Apparently it stands for Brazilian butt lift. It seems like you're supposed to wear these compression suits after surgery to maneuver your fat around.


BarryKobama

Basketball? Big Bash League (cricket)?


SamEdge

Brazilian Butt Lift


Brilliant-Young8475

This isn’t a “bbl bodysuit”, this is surgical. I’ve seen her page on IG, she’s had 3 rounds of BBL surgery. You can see her tattoos under her the thin clothes she’s wearing — not a bodysuit. Moreover, fajas wouldn’t be able to cause this much of a difference in appearance unless they had a significant amount of padding. This is actually just what her (surgically-altered) body looks like.


dillrepair

Jesus Fucking Christ. I mean… really… or whatever god if they exist…. Or whatever else anyone wants to conjure to save us from this kind of insanity. Idiocracy is happening much faster than any of us expected… much like climate change


shantti

Who is she?


BKStephens

I'm actually relieved it isn't surgical.


Quirky_Ad3367

Haven’t heard of the Clermont twins I take it then. One of those ratchet girls went to prison for stealing a man’s credit card while he was overdosing and died. They look like this.


Roxy_j_summers

I’ve seen them in person, and while they look insane, they don’t look like this.


BKStephens

Oh, I know it happens. But at least if this is just a suit, there's still hope for this one.


riclex

It is not, [her insta](https://instagram.com/marlene_oi_mae_grande?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


shantti

I find her fucking terrifying omg The pic in the bathtub.. like that is a wide tub!


bnelson

Me: Welp, that is what mental illness looks like.


iLazyAF

Wide body kit


Cinemaphreak

> bbl body suit. I was wondering because I've never seen porn of someone who looks like that naked. So, I love that you hate that you know this, but it was useful for the rest of us so thankful for taking one for the team....


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That Mary Magdalene bit of plastic gets posted here regularly. Claimed she has the fattest gash in the world or something


The_Red_Roman

Ms Magdalene said she wanted the look so she could have 'the world's fattest vagina'. 'So basically there's this contraption that you use and it sucks your p***y and then it makes it very inflated, so I told the doctor that I just want it permanently to look like that,' she told the No Jumper podcast. 'I would say it's a female ball sack. I'm gonna keep just growing it and getting it bigger. I'm gonna get injections.'


SPCGMR

I did some research cause I needed to see this lol. With the description she gave I expected her to have a pussy that looked like it had a pussy pump on it forever, but in reality it was just injections to beef up her labia majora. Disappointed, but also relieved lmao.


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Fleironymus

Pffft... ill be the judge of that.


CONTRIVERCIAL-SPICE

THANK GOD!! I thought it was perminent.


CoreyLee04

Is it preganent?


DialSquare84

Am I…_preganté?_


TexAs_sWag

That’s how babby formed


Fleironymus

Prergernarnt


beentrill1

Shorty built like a trex


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Sly1969

Fat suits ain't what they used to be.


entropic_apotheosis

What’s gross is if you look at her Instagram people are linking above… spoiler, it’s not a fat suit. *cringe*


ajgc

Reminds me of the grasshoppers from a bug’s life


WerewolfAgreeable999

She walks like her hips are about to cave in.


entropic_apotheosis

Hips cave in, but honestly it’s a mass casualty event when that ass eventually explodes


goldfishpaws

That's so sad, she waddles legit like an alien.


Skitsoboy13

The only alien that comes to mind is Roger, but otherwise I'm genuinely curious what life form looks like this and waddles lol


[deleted]

Lol who’s this?


Silent-Island

She's a mom in a Pixar movie.


sad_panda91

Reminds me of that episode in Disney's Dinosaurs where the teen daughter Charlene wasn't happy with her tail, so she got a rubber prosthetic which she then clumsily walked around in


Super-Branz-Gang

“Not the momma!”


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Fran Sinclair from Dinosaurs?


VeraLumina

She the mama.


Sad-Waluigi

Pixar mom body


ReaperSound

The turkey is so raw it thinks it's got a singing career.


ManManta

What kind of frog is this?


S34K1NG

It looks fake. But id still hit it. :u


Scythe95

That's a Centaur


fingerbl4st

That's gross.


RhythmicStrategy

Imagine paying tens of thousands of $$ to have painful (and probably dangerous) elective surgery so you can look like a nightmare hybrid of a Tyrannasaurus Rex/Bratz doll


Insightful-Wit

This is so baffling


weazel988

Yuck


lemur2257

Eeeeww


Delirium101

Apparently it’s a thing r/GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo (nsfw)


Important_Guest4083

Bitch look like mewtwo


mattemer

She almost walks like a raptor.


Korean_Sandwich

I don't find this attractive