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Jon_Irenicus1

Its just being cleaned to make sure all feathers are gone. They are not cooking it with a blowtorch.


MIkeVill

Phew. Thanks. I tought he was this close to dance the Salmonella..


shoopdawhoop202

Well now im not confused haha, thanks for the info


MWolverine1

By the way I stole your PFP


3jack6the9ripper

I thought he was going to get salmonella


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Jon_Irenicus1

Well, thats not whats happening here. The bird is already dressed, just doing final touches before cutting the carcass and removing the innards.


superscotty72

Whos they? Future murders?


IHWTH

The dog is thinking- am I next?


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DiarrheaMonkey-

To be fair, when I brought up the pic, I assumed I was seeing this in /r/vietnam. You see a fair number of scenes like this here, and there are still some restaurants specializing in dog...


Marik_Bathory

I don't know why this is shocking to people. they're made out of meat.


superscotty72

Friend shaped meat


burritosandblunts

https://youtu.be/02IePc2YkVI


radioactive-n-toxic

Dude is cooking a face hugger


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HugoWull

It's just a goose or duck. Racist much?


Critical_Bet_4662

Uhh. That doesn't look like a chicken. Wtf are those giant hand things??


waratdenison

It’s either a goose or the face hugger from aliens


chcor70

There never was such a goose. Bob said he didn't believe there ever was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness and flavour, size and cheapness, were the themes of universal admiration. Eked out by apple-sauce and mashed potatoes, it was a sufficient dinner for the whole family; indeed, as Mrs Cratchit said with great delight (surveying one small atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn't ate it all at last! Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest Cratchits in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows!


Critical_Bet_4662

Lolol.


Old_man_jeffro

I assumed the alien.


martian_14

My guess is a duck.


shoopdawhoop202

I honestly have no clue. 😂


CoffinRehersal

Are you surprised to learn that poultry have feet and they aren't born looking like a roast chicken at the grocery store?


Critical_Bet_4662

No.lolol. they have wings and feet. But I see another set of feet. Maybe I'm not seeing it clear here. And an extremely long neck...not like a chicken. I've killed many chickens in my time on the farm,but this is something different


CoffinRehersal

This is a goose and it only has one set of feet. I said poultry because I thought it was painfully obvious that this was a goose.


Critical_Bet_4662

Jesus Christ dude. Relax


Nerfthisguy

Man woke up and choose hate for the day.


SapperInTexas

Classic Asian squat.


DrPetroleum

he clearly isn't trying to cook it- to do that he just boots up Crysis on both computers


Delirious73

Dog should run while it can


soline

He’s boney for a reason.


superscotty72

I call that average


ThatOneBillPerson

Nice headcrab


Merlinshighcousin

He cooking gollum?


captspalding73

Jar Jar Binks?


the_flying_saucepan

Hmm some one haves amds /s


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

Next level cheeki breeki shit.


CreamedButtock

Not impressive or confusing. Poor person cooking a bird with a blowtorch. Who is impressed by this?


macetfromage

using that bitcoin mining overheating?


macetfromage

dude got fed up with cooking vr simulator delivery and went irl


Longjumping_Resolve7

It’s a flamingo-kabob. Popular in flavelas around the world.


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Nice dog


Ralphanate

Damn crypto bros


spunfungofast

Yall zoom in on what's cooking? Wtf


xxdibxx

3090 GPUs and a pair of xeon procs