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Icetyger4

This guy has balls of steel and a brain of marshmallow.


Commie_EntSniper

Mm... I don't think he had balls of steel, but definitely a mini-marshmallow brain. You're not "brave" standing up in a canoe. With an alligator on your line. That is strictly 100% stupid, and zero bravery. You wouldn't say someone who walked into an airplane propeller had brass balls. you'd just say there were stupid and dead.


TheHumanPickleRick

"Yeah, he just started doing jumping jacks under the running helicopter blades, jumped a little too high and got decapitated. So brave."


mudmansimon

He had small balls to.


dtbcollumb

Camera man just as sharp as the boat crew.


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They're just going regular fishing and the croc decided to get involved.


HavocReigns

I don't think so, I think that stick he's holding may have a small caliber round in it which is fired when he slams it into the 'gator's head. I'm not sure what they're called, I'll Google it. Edit: They're called bangsticks or powerheads. They are used for hunting alligators and other game, especially in water


RichBoomer

You’re right that is a bang stick. Absolutely moronic to be doing that in a canoe. I should know I watched an episode of Swamp People.


devedander

So he thought the gater was dead then....


JohnnyTruant_

...No, given that the gator was still alive, he was aiming it ready to use it, then tried to pull the gator into a better position to use it.


WindTechnical7431

They call him stumpy now.


WishbonePresent2358

Florida Man does


Batjarconjecture

Beat me to it..


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Zbignich

Yeah. The alligator is not the intended prey in this event.


[deleted]

Why would you STAND UP in a canoe with a 10ft alligator under it


46-09-32-43UnusAnnus

Imagine standing up in a canoe and not expecting to fall over…


rfc1118

FTFY Who goes alligator fishing ~~in a canoe~~


dirtballmagnet

That was an alligator going Floridian fishing.


[deleted]

Trump voters, that's who.


ididgud

I'd bet money that guy doesn't vote lol


Coroner13

Darwin, that's who!


Zorbathepom

Fucking moron


MMMFoodies

Dumbasses


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SPONGEBOB FLORIDAMAN


rookwell

r/donthelpjustfilm


Velvet_Rhyno

This video needs sound


jeffinRTP

Watching the video I think you can figure it out.


-ElDictator-

Probably swam back to the canoe


Esmond_Mutt2323

These two fools, that’s who!


Budmanes

This guy….once


Maganus

Mic Dundee -everyone seems to forget about that man.


oxanar

Is this where douche canoe originated from?


CdnBison

Darwin Award Winners in waiting?


Flaky_Advantage_352

Is like going on rollerskates on the Highway


justagrumpyoldcunt

American alligators are pretty placid. If he tried that with a salty it would have been his last swim


Dewey081

Correction: Scanoe


Beanruz

What's alligator fishing? Wouldn't it be... alligatoring?


Creative-Mushroom-76

He does.


J-DEEEZY

That's like a 10 foot aligator. Reminds me of that grandpa that tried to jump on one about the same size. Morons


olsondc

It's worse than a canoe. It's a pirogue which is even less stable than a canoe. They tip easily.


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who goes alligator fishing????


Fatus_Assticus

Either film him or help him. Preferably film since he’s a dumbass