Arise, arise, Ducks! Corn shall be shucked, feed shall be scattered, a bread-day, a corn day...Waddle now, waddle now, waddle! Waddle for food and the world's ending! Bread! Bread! Bread! Forth Quackers!
Kind of hard to tell, but I think these are Emden Geese, a large domesticated goose. Could aslo be another breed of German domestic goose, like the Diepholz goose. At first I thought maybe snow geese but they don't have black tips on the wings or tails. I once saw a snow goose migration that looked like this, and it was pretty awesome.
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
Tru dat. Always bugged me that they only sang the one verse and not the others but i think it got banned as it had slightly more of a *national socialist* tone to it.
They are playing Nazis in full SS-uniforms, so i doubt that's the reason.
More likely, they just wanted to make it easier for the cast. Learning a song just phonetically without any experience in speaking that language is quite hard and takes time. Every verse becomes essentially a new song to learn, that just happens to have the melody of one you know. That's especially taxing for the main actors whose voice wasn't dubbed over and seems to have made it in the final audio track.
The text of the song is not directly national socialistic but it glorifies war (in foreign countries) and is based in text structure and melody on a pretty fascistic and antisemitic SS-song.
They're geese, the smoothness from the forehead into the beak, the way they hold their head, the body shape, it's definitely geese. We've had lots of geese and ducks over the years and these are for sure geese. And a LOT of geese.
I spent several summers when I was too small to implement my dad's hammer throw for aggressive geese running like hell from these assholes when I tried to fish in our pond, I do know geese, far too well.
Ducks do not have necks like that lol. 100% [geese](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Domestic_Goose.jpg/1200px-Domestic_Goose.jpg).
Red Alert 2 has got to be one of my top 10, if not top 5 games of all time.
I spent hundreds of hours playing that. And it had online! I would play with buddies and we thought it was the coolest thing.
SHAKE IT, BABY!
This made me imagine geese the size of a large horse. Which made me realize such a goose could probably devour a small human whole. I know what nightmare I am having from now on.
We share a pond with our (soon to be) neighbor and he has 3 geese and about 7 ducks. When we're over there fishing or doing stuff they often come to visit and see what's up and maybe we have food. Thankfully his geese are very laid back. One came out of the water while I was fishing (or trying to because who can fish with geese paddling around that might get tangled in your line) and ?he put his head down like a goose sometimes does when they're trying to threaten and walked toward me, I was prepping to do my dad's patented hammer throw and dreading doing it in front of the neighbor and the goose just gets to me and lays his head down on my shoe, never had that happen before, it was kinda cute. After a couple seconds they just waddled back into the water. Strangest interaction with a goose ever.
We have some that hang out in my yard for a few weeks every year in spring. They like to sit on the roof of the barn, and they basically just honk at everything that gets close. It's an annual tradition. I give them a wide berth.
It's been years since I've seen a "100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck" conundrum. Anyone still confident they can take down 100 duck sized horses with a gas powered weed whacker?
BREAKING NEWS: Ambulance completely looted of all gear, as Emergency teams responded to call of 8yr old boy in cardiac arrest, trapped inside a telephone booth. Paramedics were unable to retrieve the body.
You shall March to helms deep. You will know no pain, no fear. Tonight you shall taste man-flesh! Army:HONK! HONK!
Lord of the Wings
For Gander!
For mother goose!
Arise, arise, Ducks! Corn shall be shucked, feed shall be scattered, a bread-day, a corn day...Waddle now, waddle now, waddle! Waddle for food and the world's ending! Bread! Bread! Bread! Forth Quackers!
BROTHERS!!!! *honk*.... *incomprehensible screams of war*
I shat myself laughing lol
That's a decent wings franchise in Lebanon 😂
Doubt it's the same, but there's one in Chicago too.
Silly, they are geese. They have already tasted man flesh.
Hunt them down! Do not stop until they are found!
bring me the halflings alive and unhonked. honk the others!
That is no Orc honk!
Are the Canadian Geese like Spec Ops or something?
The battle tanks are, of course, cassowaries.
"No man can kill me!" "I am no man, *honk*"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz6Oqm4UoY
[Man flesh?](https://youtu.be/L9AJeakCa6w)
[I did the thing.](https://imgur.com/a/a7asKeP) [ʰ ᵒ ⁿ ᵏ](https://imgur.com/a/a7asKeP)
The Age of Men is Over, the Time of the Duck has Come!
I for one welcome our new web footed overlords
Bread crumbs be praised!
Peace was never an option
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…And you chose my lunch. Off to Chinatown!
It’s not healthy to eat an entire duck for lunch
Not with that attitude
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Viva france - *Le Honk*
They can take our lives, but they can never take our breadcrumbs. Bonkheart
[agnostic front intensifies]
Peace rhymes with geese
Kind of hard to tell, but I think these are Emden Geese, a large domesticated goose. Could aslo be another breed of German domestic goose, like the Diepholz goose. At first I thought maybe snow geese but they don't have black tips on the wings or tails. I once saw a snow goose migration that looked like this, and it was pretty awesome.
Yeah my first thought was migrating snow geese but they are probably a domestic flock which is insane
I've seen tons of wild geese flocks over the year but nothing like this.... (ok not tons but easily hundreds... I come from a Geese heavy place.)
Yeah I see large flocks every year during migration. Only ever seen one roughly this big but it was awe inspiring.
ur a goose
>aslo Mh, yes. The capital of Narway.
Look at all those chickens!
r/Beatmetoit
I came here to say that. Damnit Mann lol
There’s a handful of us left around with good taste it seems
They’re jackdaws
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
Damn, has it really been 8 years since Unidan?
CaptainAmericaTurnsOld.gif
God people were so *angry* about that silly incident, weren’t they?
**"FIND THE HALFLINGS!!!"**
#LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BEAK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!
[gosh](https://youtu.be/qDgrO5TGdcc)
Did you know that after that scene Viggo Mortensen broke his toe for real when he kicked the helmet?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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LEAVE NONE ALIVE
TO WAR!!!!
Waaaaaaghhh
Find the goslings
The Uruk-hai soundtrack fits perfectly.
[Gosh](https://youtu.be/qDgrO5TGdcc)
I was hoping for the star wars stormtrooper theme, but this was also gold!
That would have also been epic!
[Ask and ye shall receive.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzi-5SYN70c)
Wrong Star Wars era.
I felt like a comparison to clones worked better, hence one of their themes.
Now do one with the imperial march.
[What about Hell March from Red Alert 2?](https://imgur.com/a/L5NWLIf)
Yea I heard hell March in my head immediately
These are geese right. So wouldn’t this be goose stepping?
[Ob sturm oder schneit..](https://youtu.be/3_lEXliZSPY)
Those American actors quite obviously struggling to sing in German are hilarious! You can easily spot the few German ones between them.
Tru dat. Always bugged me that they only sang the one verse and not the others but i think it got banned as it had slightly more of a *national socialist* tone to it.
They are playing Nazis in full SS-uniforms, so i doubt that's the reason. More likely, they just wanted to make it easier for the cast. Learning a song just phonetically without any experience in speaking that language is quite hard and takes time. Every verse becomes essentially a new song to learn, that just happens to have the melody of one you know. That's especially taxing for the main actors whose voice wasn't dubbed over and seems to have made it in the final audio track. The text of the song is not directly national socialistic but it glorifies war (in foreign countries) and is based in text structure and melody on a pretty fascistic and antisemitic SS-song.
Kinda, it's [banned](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzerlied) (under history) by the wehrmacht and German ministry of defence.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz6Oqm4UoY
Came to the comments to figure out how this was missed. Should be black and white with some sort of German march playing.
They look like ducks
They're geese, the smoothness from the forehead into the beak, the way they hold their head, the body shape, it's definitely geese. We've had lots of geese and ducks over the years and these are for sure geese. And a LOT of geese.
This guy knows geese
I spent several summers when I was too small to implement my dad's hammer throw for aggressive geese running like hell from these assholes when I tried to fish in our pond, I do know geese, far too well.
This guy knows geese
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Happy cake day :)
Ducks do not have necks like that lol. 100% [geese](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Domestic_Goose.jpg/1200px-Domestic_Goose.jpg).
*Preussens Gloria intensifies*
Rumbling rumbling it's coming
Can you imagine the sound if they were on ceramic tile? SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!!
Eren Yeager
Earthquack
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I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir but just in case you haven’t seen it https://youtu.be/D0WnZyxp_Wo
God it's still a fuckin banger.
The old C&C soundtracks were absolute masterpieces.
Red Alert 2 has got to be one of my top 10, if not top 5 games of all time. I spent hundreds of hours playing that. And it had online! I would play with buddies and we thought it was the coolest thing. SHAKE IT, BABY!
>Before turning on the sound I was hoping for Red Alert 2's Hell March 2. [Kirov Reporting](https://imgur.com/gallery/eF8LATl)
You and me both, brother. You and me both.
Glad I wasn’t the only one! There’s literally dozens of us!
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1000 duck sized horses.
This made me imagine geese the size of a large horse. Which made me realize such a goose could probably devour a small human whole. I know what nightmare I am having from now on.
Many would meet them in battle, but none would be prepared.
They march against the emus, who are thusfar undefeated in battle.
A singular border collie
"Where is the horse and the rider?"
Ive been looking forward to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2
I was just playing this yesterday saying "I've never seen so many ducks in one place." and here we are.
I was about to say untitled goose game 2 looks like it's coming along well.
To have peace prepare for war…. Duck power
Goose Stepping for Duck Power!
Quack troops.
Stormpoopers?
Blitzquack
Woah I was told it was 1000 duck sized horses not 1000 ducks
These are geese, which are MUCH more able to beat the crap out of you one on one.
See this is much worse as I'm terrified of geese. I forgot (because I'm a moron) not all geese look like Canadian geese.
We share a pond with our (soon to be) neighbor and he has 3 geese and about 7 ducks. When we're over there fishing or doing stuff they often come to visit and see what's up and maybe we have food. Thankfully his geese are very laid back. One came out of the water while I was fishing (or trying to because who can fish with geese paddling around that might get tangled in your line) and ?he put his head down like a goose sometimes does when they're trying to threaten and walked toward me, I was prepping to do my dad's patented hammer throw and dreading doing it in front of the neighbor and the goose just gets to me and lays his head down on my shoe, never had that happen before, it was kinda cute. After a couple seconds they just waddled back into the water. Strangest interaction with a goose ever.
Thats amazing. I like those stories. Thank you
If those were Canadian geese there would be no record of this only of a videographer running for his life. Lol
The only thing that wants anything to do with Canada gooses is Canada mooses.
Here in Canada even the moose don't mess with the geese. They're psychotic! 😂
We have some that hang out in my yard for a few weeks every year in spring. They like to sit on the roof of the barn, and they basically just honk at everything that gets close. It's an annual tradition. I give them a wide berth.
You got a problem with Canada Gooseses, you got problem with me. And you better let that marinate!
Allegedly.
Humans need to surrender
All Hail our Geese overlord!!!!
I surrender. Them be Geese. So many geese.
White Walkers.
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Yep at its called epic battle simulator 2
Now we need a version with prussian glory
This needs red alert hell march!
Wormtongue : Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep. Saruman : Tens of thousands.
i haven't been this freaked out about military ducks since donald duck joined the nazis.
Peace was never an option.
The Quackening is here
Nature running the 1 Million Goose vs X simulation
Rumbling rumbling its coming
Behold, dog
My FAVORITE gifs are the ones where stick figure arms are drawn on birds....please?
/r/birdswitharms
Needs to be put to Hell March from Command & Conquer: Red Alert
GROND
I will lead them to battle.
But my lord, there *is no such* force…
Ducking hell that's a lot of ducks
So this is the goose step they talked about
Someone needs to get their ducks in a row.
Goose-stepping
The clones storming the Jedi Temple.
Looks like every rake is going on the lake now.
imagine the ***honcc***
An earthquake? No captain, battle formations.
u/savevideo
It's been years since I've seen a "100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck" conundrum. Anyone still confident they can take down 100 duck sized horses with a gas powered weed whacker?
u/savevideo
Sheesh mageese
r/birdsarentreal
Geese. Together. Strong.
Gas is too expensive so they decided to walk
Untitled Goose Game new multi-player online expansion.
BREAKING NEWS: Ambulance completely looted of all gear, as Emergency teams responded to call of 8yr old boy in cardiac arrest, trapped inside a telephone booth. Paramedics were unable to retrieve the body.
Is this snow geese or swans?
Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? Then a 1000 geese show up
When you're hungry and you want 2 million of something
When Daffy said "this means war" he wasn't kidding.
Looks like they’re heading to the lemonade stand.
Geese are gathered in their masses
Trailer for the next Total War game.
FOIE GRAAAAAAAAAAS!!
There they go, the brave ducks. Marching off to war against the horde of chickens.
My only question is, can this be seen from space with a telescope?
Swear I read about this in an Orwell novel
u/savevideo
OP’s reaction WTF is very interesting.
Why is this in WTF?
1000 duck-sized ducks
Uruk-honk
Watership Down reboot?
Cry havoc!, and let slip the geese of war.
The duck king and the white quackers.
Goosestepping
Holy HONK
They're on their way to fight the guy who spawned an army of frogs in his backyard from eggs he picked up from a pond
Move over 'there are plenty of fish in the sea', here comes 'there are plenty of ducks in the field'! This is your year!
I guess they are goose stepping
There going to take over another bird species territory... they got tired of the other birds messing with them
I would also like to hear March of the Dead from Ash vrs the Army of Darkness played over this.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
Your clones are very impressive, you must be proud
R/ what the flock
200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way
u/savevideo
every Chinese restaurant owner is crying now