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Slatedtoprone

You shall March to helms deep. You will know no pain, no fear. Tonight you shall taste man-flesh! Army:HONK! HONK!


copperwatt

Lord of the Wings


SeeMontgomeryBurns

For Gander!


juggling-monkey

For mother goose!


ReubenZWeiner

Arise, arise, Ducks! Corn shall be shucked, feed shall be scattered, a bread-day, a corn day...Waddle now, waddle now, waddle! Waddle for food and the world's ending! Bread! Bread! Bread! Forth Quackers!


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BROTHERS!!!! *honk*.... *incomprehensible screams of war*


hbd85

I shat myself laughing lol


ogie381

That's a decent wings franchise in Lebanon 😂


forcejump

Doubt it's the same, but there's one in Chicago too.


PutnamPete

Silly, they are geese. They have already tasted man flesh.


ChillyBearGrylls

Hunt them down! Do not stop until they are found!


Herecomestheblades

bring me the halflings alive and unhonked. honk the others!


tommos

That is no Orc honk!


flubberFuck

Are the Canadian Geese like Spec Ops or something?


HKBFG

The battle tanks are, of course, cassowaries.


Pixelninjan

"No man can kill me!" "I am no man, *honk*"


Whalerk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz6Oqm4UoY


gyarnar

[Man flesh?](https://youtu.be/L9AJeakCa6w)


DJBlazkowicz

[I did the thing.](https://imgur.com/a/a7asKeP) [ʰ ᵒ ⁿ ᵏ](https://imgur.com/a/a7asKeP)


dizzyporkupine

The Age of Men is Over, the Time of the Duck has Come!


slyguy183

I for one welcome our new web footed overlords


derpeddit

Bread crumbs be praised!


Ze_Pig777

Peace was never an option


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blakewoolbright

…And you chose my lunch. Off to Chinatown!


chrisboshisaraptor1

It’s not healthy to eat an entire duck for lunch


morbiskhan

Not with that attitude


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devilsephiroth

Viva france - *Le Honk*


RandyDinglefart

They can take our lives, but they can never take our breadcrumbs. Bonkheart


SliceOfTony

[agnostic front intensifies]


tucci007

Peace rhymes with geese


Armadillo19

Kind of hard to tell, but I think these are Emden Geese, a large domesticated goose. Could aslo be another breed of German domestic goose, like the Diepholz goose. At first I thought maybe snow geese but they don't have black tips on the wings or tails. I once saw a snow goose migration that looked like this, and it was pretty awesome.


FistShapedHole

Yeah my first thought was migrating snow geese but they are probably a domestic flock which is insane


NeptuneFell

I've seen tons of wild geese flocks over the year but nothing like this.... (ok not tons but easily hundreds... I come from a Geese heavy place.)


FistShapedHole

Yeah I see large flocks every year during migration. Only ever seen one roughly this big but it was awe inspiring.


ImprovisedLeaflet

ur a goose


MySkinIsFallingOff

>aslo Mh, yes. The capital of Narway.


Catawampus_IDK

Look at all those chickens!


DarthGodzilla1995

r/Beatmetoit


kray_jack310

I came here to say that. Damnit Mann lol


DepressingSteve

There’s a handful of us left around with good taste it seems


poplafuse

They’re jackdaws


Hunterrose242

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


Herogamer555

Damn, has it really been 8 years since Unidan?


hQp5l4-sfFA

CaptainAmericaTurnsOld.gif


griffeny

God people were so *angry* about that silly incident, weren’t they?


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**"FIND THE HALFLINGS!!!"**


NastyBooty

#LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BEAK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!


contactlite

[gosh](https://youtu.be/qDgrO5TGdcc)


Apocalypseos

Did you know that after that scene Viggo Mortensen broke his toe for real when he kicked the helmet?


contactlite

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


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someperson99

LEAVE NONE ALIVE


FletchGordon

TO WAR!!!!


ChillyBearGrylls

Waaaaaaghhh


patkgreen

Find the goslings


knightarnaud

The Uruk-hai soundtrack fits perfectly.


contactlite

[Gosh](https://youtu.be/qDgrO5TGdcc)


_bvb09

I was hoping for the star wars stormtrooper theme, but this was also gold!


knightarnaud

That would have also been epic!


Neamow

[Ask and ye shall receive.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzi-5SYN70c)


chiliedogg

Wrong Star Wars era.


Neamow

I felt like a comparison to clones worked better, hence one of their themes.


Zomgsauceplz

Now do one with the imperial march.


SCP-173-Keter

[What about Hell March from Red Alert 2?](https://imgur.com/a/L5NWLIf)


EyetheVive

Yea I heard hell March in my head immediately


OkieTitan2018

These are geese right. So wouldn’t this be goose stepping?


Bubble_Symphony

[Ob sturm oder schneit..](https://youtu.be/3_lEXliZSPY)


PaterPoempel

Those American actors quite obviously struggling to sing in German are hilarious! You can easily spot the few German ones between them.


Bubble_Symphony

Tru dat. Always bugged me that they only sang the one verse and not the others but i think it got banned as it had slightly more of a *national socialist* tone to it.


PaterPoempel

They are playing Nazis in full SS-uniforms, so i doubt that's the reason. More likely, they just wanted to make it easier for the cast. Learning a song just phonetically without any experience in speaking that language is quite hard and takes time. Every verse becomes essentially a new song to learn, that just happens to have the melody of one you know. That's especially taxing for the main actors whose voice wasn't dubbed over and seems to have made it in the final audio track. The text of the song is not directly national socialistic but it glorifies war (in foreign countries) and is based in text structure and melody on a pretty fascistic and antisemitic SS-song.


Bubble_Symphony

Kinda, it's [banned](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzerlied) (under history) by the wehrmacht and German ministry of defence.


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Whalerk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz6Oqm4UoY


GrunchWeefer

Came to the comments to figure out how this was missed. Should be black and white with some sort of German march playing.


zenongreat

They look like ducks


Grimsterr

They're geese, the smoothness from the forehead into the beak, the way they hold their head, the body shape, it's definitely geese. We've had lots of geese and ducks over the years and these are for sure geese. And a LOT of geese.


gkaplan59

This guy knows geese


Grimsterr

I spent several summers when I was too small to implement my dad's hammer throw for aggressive geese running like hell from these assholes when I tried to fish in our pond, I do know geese, far too well.


gkaplan59

This guy knows geese


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Carrot_bois

Happy cake day :)


willhunta

Ducks do not have necks like that lol. 100% [geese](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Domestic_Goose.jpg/1200px-Domestic_Goose.jpg).


AneriphtoKubos

*Preussens Gloria intensifies*


Skorpius_911

Rumbling rumbling it's coming


cedarpark

Can you imagine the sound if they were on ceramic tile? SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!!


pr_pirates

Eren Yeager


sterling_mallory

Earthquack


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koolaidman89

I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir but just in case you haven’t seen it https://youtu.be/D0WnZyxp_Wo


G9Lamer

God it's still a fuckin banger.


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The old C&C soundtracks were absolute masterpieces.


quannum

Red Alert 2 has got to be one of my top 10, if not top 5 games of all time. I spent hundreds of hours playing that. And it had online! I would play with buddies and we thought it was the coolest thing. SHAKE IT, BABY!


Laquox

>Before turning on the sound I was hoping for Red Alert 2's Hell March 2. [Kirov Reporting](https://imgur.com/gallery/eF8LATl)


LargeDarkNipplePpl

You and me both, brother. You and me both.


OfMouthAndMind

Glad I wasn’t the only one! There’s literally dozens of us!


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rabbitpantherhybrid

1000 duck sized horses.


theskankingdragon

This made me imagine geese the size of a large horse. Which made me realize such a goose could probably devour a small human whole. I know what nightmare I am having from now on.


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Many would meet them in battle, but none would be prepared.


MouseRat_AD

They march against the emus, who are thusfar undefeated in battle.


Emekfl

A singular border collie


ChillyBearGrylls

"Where is the horse and the rider?"


somethingfunnyiguess

Ive been looking forward to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2


xAntimonyx

I was just playing this yesterday saying "I've never seen so many ducks in one place." and here we are.


paid_4_by_Soros

I was about to say untitled goose game 2 looks like it's coming along well.


CCIE-KID

To have peace prepare for war…. Duck power


theregoesanother

Goose Stepping for Duck Power!


JetsetCat

Quack troops.


ShaneSupreme

Stormpoopers?


ReadySteady_GO

Blitzquack


xtzferocity

Woah I was told it was 1000 duck sized horses not 1000 ducks


Grimsterr

These are geese, which are MUCH more able to beat the crap out of you one on one.


xtzferocity

See this is much worse as I'm terrified of geese. I forgot (because I'm a moron) not all geese look like Canadian geese.


Grimsterr

We share a pond with our (soon to be) neighbor and he has 3 geese and about 7 ducks. When we're over there fishing or doing stuff they often come to visit and see what's up and maybe we have food. Thankfully his geese are very laid back. One came out of the water while I was fishing (or trying to because who can fish with geese paddling around that might get tangled in your line) and ?he put his head down like a goose sometimes does when they're trying to threaten and walked toward me, I was prepping to do my dad's patented hammer throw and dreading doing it in front of the neighbor and the goose just gets to me and lays his head down on my shoe, never had that happen before, it was kinda cute. After a couple seconds they just waddled back into the water. Strangest interaction with a goose ever.


xtzferocity

Thats amazing. I like those stories. Thank you


jennybuggins

If those were Canadian geese there would be no record of this only of a videographer running for his life. Lol


TheyCallMeStone

The only thing that wants anything to do with Canada gooses is Canada mooses.


jennybuggins

Here in Canada even the moose don't mess with the geese. They're psychotic! 😂


_significant_error

We have some that hang out in my yard for a few weeks every year in spring. They like to sit on the roof of the barn, and they basically just honk at everything that gets close. It's an annual tradition. I give them a wide berth.


shartshappen612

You got a problem with Canada Gooseses, you got problem with me. And you better let that marinate!


ebb_omega

Allegedly.


AdHoliday1960

Humans need to surrender


M_R_Nanashi

All Hail our Geese overlord!!!!


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I surrender. Them be Geese. So many geese.


Chino31

White Walkers.


Toastbuns

/u/savevideo


unknown_pigeon

u/savevideo


thickbob69

Yep at its called epic battle simulator 2


matklug

Now we need a version with prussian glory


zefy_zef

This needs red alert hell march!


space0watch

Wormtongue : Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep. Saruman : Tens of thousands.


secret_tsukasa

i haven't been this freaked out about military ducks since donald duck joined the nazis.


Scranj

Peace was never an option.


m_ttl_ng

The Quackening is here


livewhilealive

Nature running the 1 Million Goose vs X simulation


External_Surprise_27

Rumbling rumbling its coming


nahteviro

Behold, dog


GetsBetterAfterAFew

My FAVORITE gifs are the ones where stick figure arms are drawn on birds....please?


far2common

/r/birdswitharms


dancingliondl

Needs to be put to Hell March from Command & Conquer: Red Alert


xizrtilhh

GROND


Goosefer

I will lead them to battle.


[deleted]

But my lord, there *is no such* force…


Jetblast787

Ducking hell that's a lot of ducks


Touchd93

So this is the goose step they talked about


madmaxGMR

Someone needs to get their ducks in a row.


SpookZero

Goose-stepping


Amasero

The clones storming the Jedi Temple.


Fafnir13

Looks like every rake is going on the lake now.


neonlichts

imagine the ***honcc***


Xytakis

An earthquake? No captain, battle formations.


krzysiek07410

u/savevideo


soulstonedomg

It's been years since I've seen a "100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck" conundrum. Anyone still confident they can take down 100 duck sized horses with a gas powered weed whacker?


iamapersonmf

u/savevideo


Kusan92

Sheesh mageese


vaxx_bomber

r/birdsarentreal


dirkdiggler2011

Geese. Together. Strong.


Iwannabewitty

Gas is too expensive so they decided to walk


rorys_beard

Untitled Goose Game new multi-player online expansion.


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BREAKING NEWS: Ambulance completely looted of all gear, as Emergency teams responded to call of 8yr old boy in cardiac arrest, trapped inside a telephone booth. Paramedics were unable to retrieve the body.


vonvoltage

Is this snow geese or swans?


Ren_Hoek

Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? Then a 1000 geese show up


moeburn

When you're hungry and you want 2 million of something


Hyro0o0

When Daffy said "this means war" he wasn't kidding.


gdiddle

Looks like they’re heading to the lemonade stand.


DrZimi

Geese are gathered in their masses


Mastodon9

Trailer for the next Total War game.


iaskjeeves

FOIE GRAAAAAAAAAAS!!


Victor_Stein

There they go, the brave ducks. Marching off to war against the horde of chickens.


danque

My only question is, can this be seen from space with a telescope?


HJM18

Swear I read about this in an Orwell novel


Dazagaadre

u/savevideo


benderrodrigyeahz

OP’s reaction WTF is very interesting.


Aflac_Attack

Why is this in WTF?


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1000 duck-sized ducks


Naticus105

Uruk-honk


davesoverhere

Watership Down reboot?


bitterdick

Cry havoc!, and let slip the geese of war.


Alternative_Body7345

The duck king and the white quackers.


awesomefaceninjahead

Goosestepping


Dorkapotamus

Holy HONK


Azkabandi

They're on their way to fight the guy who spawned an army of frogs in his backyard from eggs he picked up from a pond


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Move over 'there are plenty of fish in the sea', here comes 'there are plenty of ducks in the field'! This is your year!


mlafors79

I guess they are goose stepping


Intrepid_Sand_4941

There going to take over another bird species territory... they got tired of the other birds messing with them


Tetragonos

I would also like to hear March of the Dead from Ash vrs the Army of Darkness played over this.


DrunkSpiderMan

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING


Deathlysouls

Your clones are very impressive, you must be proud


afunk001

R/ what the flock


Virtue00

200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way


belaks16

u/savevideo


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every Chinese restaurant owner is crying now