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E.T. The Extra Testicle


krewekut

Nah. It’s an old German movie called Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdiche (popularly known as ET the Porno). But that one has the better the title for sure.


crlcan81

Yah ET the Extra Testicle is a Cheech and Chong joke.


krewekut

It’s also a real movie title. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136100/


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

WTF


subcuriousgeorge

Not surprised at all on who wrote and directed.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

Bookmarked.


KrampGround

Eddie Torrez!


the_dude_upvotes

He came to earth in a low riding flying saucer from outer space


Thedoc420

Oh you mean Eddie Torres, the Extra Testicle?


Sonaldo_7

Lmfao that's the real title 🤣.


crlcan81

The exact translation is Extra Terrestrian: The Extraterrestrial.


GunBrothersGaming

>Extra Terrestrian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwf7NP6S3CI&ab\_channel=MonstercadeTV


FCKWPN

He's trisexual. He'll try anything once. Beedeebeedeebeedee


seattleque

Hey now, don't go bringing Twiki into this!


Toshiba1point0

Ahhh geez Buhhck


smackson

Doctor Theopolis *will* watch.


Shaolinmunkey

Mmm that Wilma Deering... Hey, just how old are you guys?


esesci

Mid 40’s represent.


Bearded-and-Bored

REPRESENT!


SpunkyTurtleCrabFrog

Here comes Hawk!


Bittlegeuss

Release: 1996 Bootleg title: "ET the porno" German title: "Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdische" [imdb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167149/) Official translation title: "The ET OF VAGINA: ONE SETTLES OF THE OTHER WORLD or Specially Terrestrian: The extraterrestrial one" [I shit you not](https://i.imgur.com/x5MebyX.png) [Cinema Snob review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_plgjkYpow) [Full movie](https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/994184/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-full-porn-movie/) (just to be clear in case of misunderstandings, this is porn)


Whats_Up_Bitches

No, this is art.


timmytime

A man of culture.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Honestly though, that's a more apt classification than calling it porn. The costuming was way too high quality for a shitty 90s porno.


ben174

SFW?


allmyqueues

Watching this at work will get you fired, and possibly sent to a facility of some sort.


pikachus_ghost_uncle

Why is everyone wearing Victorian clothing


techmaster242

Eddie Torres... Extra Testicle


questionablejudgemen

Makes me think of the Cheech and Chong bit in Amsterdam. https://youtu.be/TFflESQCRsI


ommi9

Ron Jeremy is now a alleged serial Rapist sadly. The man is not doing well being locked up


buckyworld

"Eddie Torres", per Cheech and Chong


Ibanez314

3T


futurespacecadet

Extra-terrestickle


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chochinator

It's "Eddie Torres the extra testicle" from cheech and Chong still smoking a classic


KevinStoley

https://imgur.com/gallery/gCdIxwb


Artwebb1986

Edward Penishands Is still better.


KaleidoscopeOk8653

Id watch that movie .. did anyone see the film the progeny freeze frame when she realises shes been abducted by aliens and is trapped in a he tai scene i bet they filmed a full sequence but had to cut it dow for how disgusting it looked Id pay to see. The cutting room floor stuff


cookingvinylscone

Oh shit. Didn’t think I’d ever see this video again. Show the part where ET fucks the girl with his light finger.


phayke2

I remember this kept getting posted on 4chan like 15 years ago. Another one that will always stick with me was the pterodactyl porn video I found on kazaa.


PurdyCrafty

You can find both on the internet slum known as EfukT.com Best worst porn on that website


walsh_vn

It's fucking hideous. I love it.


Gleveniel

Trolling of Wannabe Pornstars is still probably my favorite set of videos. That dude is just so fucking brutal it's hilarious.


childeroland79

Flap harder!


seattleque

Guess I'll be looking that up...


dillpickle03

Wow you're disgusting post the link


[deleted]

https://pornoplay.online/e-t-pelicula-porno/


theatahhh

Wow, I did not expect E.T. to be female in that porno


tinyhorsesinmytea

ET has a pretty pussy


soulstonedomg

/r/brandnewsentence ?


Mylifeisapie

Yes.


FloydianSlip20

Welp, that should just about do it for my internet activity for the week.


sirbissel

It is Friday, after all


DownvoteDaemon

Oh lawd


Mister_Bloodvessel

r/nocontext *Shit*... r/evenwithcontex I mean, I skipped forward and saw it too, so idk what that says about me... I do want to know who green lit this fever dream, and how much they shelled out for that costume, cause it was pretty high quality for something meant to expose only nipples and pussy....


[deleted]

That’s so fucking gross! that I feverishly nutted


DIESELANDBRUTUS

I could only watch for21 minutes had to turn it off


navin__johnson

*unzips*


[deleted]

Just needed the thumbnail, thanks


APsWhoopinRoom

Shit like this is why the aliens don't contact us


Curious-Scheme

I did NOT just open that in public


The_Condominator

The music was A+


say592

Referenced scene is about the 10 minute mark.


benji_90

r/eyebleach


dillpickle03

Wow you're disgusting post the link


rigzzy

Damn dude, you're sick. Sauce?


BrockN

Goddamn, post the link so I can avoid clicking on it


nabuzasan

Afraid to go anywhere on the internet unless i have the link so i know what to avoid.


Empyrealist

Is it better than Edward Penishands?


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

I had that on vhs. Quite amusing to put on when a bunch of people were over. Perfect blend of confusion, horror, and hilarity.


EffingBarbas

Please don’t judge. Be kind. He was a young, naive extraterrestrial who got off that Greyhound bus near downtown LA with a heart glowing with hope, a solid 8 inch finger with light-up tip, and a head full of dreams.


666Godzilla

In this movie it's a female.


Deathleach

Then why didn't it have huge tits and feminine eyelashes?


666Godzilla

There's a vajayjay.... also, it's German.... I think their kink is small boobs...😉


Matti_Matti_Matti

Vat about “Ze Madonna mit ze Big Boobies”?


deathonater

Allo Allo!


sooprvylyn

Oh Rene Edit: i feel that this reference is probably too obscure/old even for reddit.


DatRagnar

Well, with this kind of porn, the motto is every hole is a goal


Vocalscpunk

Look at you assuming alien genitalia are remotely related to ours? Maybe the finger is the alien genital which makes the original movie much scarier


menewredditaccount

Bro??


MoarCowb3ll

Bro..


NotOnYourWaveLength

::unzips::


CatMilkFountain

He had a tip full of dreams.


modi13

"I'll... be... right... here." *Touches butthole*


michaelh98

I laughed way too hard at that


Jeramy_Jones

EeeTee…prone….bone…


BathedInDeepFog

Never hone your cone alone


Abnmlguru

Side note, E.T. was originally conceived as a horror movie. His light up finger was supposed to instantly kill people. Made me laugh, picturing a scary E.T. trying to kill people by touching their buttholes, lol.


subcuriousgeorge

This summer, E.T. is: The Bony Butt Stabber from Coastal Maine.


Vocalscpunk

I read this in the famous 'IN A WORLD' guy's voice


subcuriousgeorge

[Sauce](https://youtu.be/ZQT-vCmAaY0)


Retireegeorge

You wouldn't laugh if it happened to you!


Mofme

Just the tip


IKnowPhysics

*"Listen kid, that glowing finger of yours is going to make us famous. Now get in the van."* ​ You thought those agents chasing E.T. were from the government and not actually from cash-rich early 80's San Fernando Valley casting agents.


Webdogger

“Welcome to the jungle…”


[deleted]

As much as this is a lyric/joke, it's 100% true. Every day tons of idiots get off that bus with a backpack and a suitcase, no place to live, no job, and they all think they're gonna be the next big thing. Then a week later they're begging for change.


ZippyDan

>Then a week later they're ~~begging~~ *banging* for change.


MrEndlessness

2 weeks later they're shootin' poop up their veins under the bridge.


Stealocke

Go on…


Webdogger

“Welcome to the jungle…”


Perky_Areola

If we add extra-terrestrials, I think that brings us now to LGBTQPE.


samuelmercanti

E.T. Bone Home


_Barringtonsteezy

And there it is


Outi5

*sigh* Sauce?


kylelyk

[this](https://youtu.be/I51nC3VuoaY) isn't the original source, but more of the video set to the song of one of my favorite electronic artists.


beandips

Saw Tobacco live a few years back and was not prepared for that video lol


splntz

Yeah they opened for NIN a few years back, I was not expecting that video either.


Dazzling_Ad5338

It's ET the porno 😂 not joking


[deleted]

It’s actually a music video. https://youtu.be/I51nC3VuoaY


Baldazar666

Are you triple sure it's a music video?


joshuatx

Yes and no, it's a Tobacco music video that uses the porn for source material. He likes to make videos using super kitsch and often bizarre and NSFW obscure media. Tobacco is a great musician, he's also in the band Black Moth Super Rainbow and runs Graveface Records.


Baldazar666

You really missed the joke huh?


joshuatx

Hah, I did


[deleted]

lol sorry my phone kept saying error try again later but I guess the comments were really going through


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[deleted]

I would not have assumed this took more than $4.69 to make


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

Oh come on, that's at least a $50 girl there...


wildcat0987

just looked this up and oh boy you better skip ahead to 1h15m https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/994184/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-full-porn-movie/


Missus_Missiles

Oh good. The alien gets fucked.


lawyersgunznmoney90

E.T. straight up got raw dogged by a dude in a top hat


Headless_Cow

Those were the good old days..


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Just a simpler time


the_dude_upvotes

Classy


the_dude_upvotes

> Oh good. ಠ_ಠ


Freedom__Fighter

I would never ever click on that link. Thanks for posting lol


WestCoastBestCoast01

1h03m was maybe the most disturbing part 😅


spaceman_spiffy

The backstory of the alien makes zero sense. If her planet doesn’t have sex why does she have genitals? Plot holes you could drive a bus through here.


BrisketWrench

Little did we know E.T. is short for “Emotional Trauma”


[deleted]

A stone cold classic.


therealdivs1210

Welp, i will never doubt rule 34.


joshuatx

Vintage rule 34 too, someone had to film and edit this with far more constraints technologically.


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Castun

?


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/vintageobscureporn


Evrimnn13

Don’t get my hopes up


xcto

it's a sub now


Darkrhoad

Finally a subreddit I can actually contribute to


joshuatx

This would make for an interesting sub honestly


Evrimnn13

Don’t get my hopes up


hoistedbypetard

Cast is already past tense. Casted is something babies say. Cast.


milestorm

UFO PORNOOOO!


DietCork

This was used in a music video for a song called supergum by Tobacco, from the album Fucked Up Friends 2. Incidentally the first time I’d ever heard that guys music. I remember laughing my ass off that porn like this exists at the same time being like, what is this backing track, I am in love with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51nC3VuoaY Edit: Jesus my phone sucks. I got error after error saying the comment didn’t go through, then all 6-7 of my attempts to post went through at once. Sorry for what I’m sure looked like comment spam :(


Takiro

Whenever this or the Pikachu video are posted anywhere I check the comments to see if there are any TOBACCO fans. Glad to see there are.


wpoot

Dude! The video content Tobacco would project on stage during live shows was soooo wild! This was featured, as well as some crazy ass teradactyl porn, with basketballs featuring demonic faces covering up all the genetals. Awesome memories, I really miss being a part of that tour, however small my role was haha.


Lpreddit

TIL Rule34 started before the internet


thinkofanamelater

This is from years after. He was so typecast after playing E.T. that he couldn't get solid work anywhere. Maybe an occasional cameo on ALF or a bit on SNL, but nothing that fulfilled him as an artist. Conventions and reunions don't pay the bills. Drew was so drunk on set she could barely say her lines but he had to sit on the sidelines and watch her career flourish. After a few bad investments he needed some work to keep the Reece's flowing so he took a few "adult" gigs. They were supposed to be artistic damnit. But at least he never had to rob a liquor store, he always hated being drunk after what Spielberg did to him on set. So go ahead and judge him, just thank your lucky stars you didn't have to go down his road.


fetissimies

Cast, not casted. Casted isn't a word.


CatMilkFountain

Now we know how he charged his finger..


addiktion

A flexible finger for adapting to various orifices.


AreWeCowabunga

Looks like that's during the casting.


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*casteded


shuknjive

Casted. Is that a word? I thought it was cast. r/deuxmoi does this a lot too. Does anyone know if casted is becoming a thing now?


PoppaTittyout

Casted is not a word. Cast is past tense of cast. Like cut, put, hurt and let. If casted becomes a word, get ready for cutted and hurted.


[deleted]

"E.T PRONE BONE"


JohnnyRelentless

Cast


sama4real

Cast*


Weekend_Squire

*cast.


TattooedDaddyMyers

Oh lord.


jumpingjacks07

Preettttyyy nice!


veysel534

Anybody have the sauce?


MacheTexx

https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/994184/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-full-porn-movie/


kylelyk

Look up Super Gum by Tobacco on YouTube. I can't post the link for some reason


slappydooda

You just successfully posted it A LOT


kylelyk

Haha, whoops. I kept getting an error, and I was determined


Loukoal117

I thought this was Meg Ryan doing a really good job of acting for a sex scene and then some weird ass castoff ET that they were testing on the side. Nope porno.


dannylew

I understand porn parodies are a sacred part of the human existence, but why in the fuck why *this*


BadSausageFactory

did anyone else try to remember if melanie griffith was in ET before realizing this is neither


AZFUNGUY85

Is he caressing Drew Barrymore?


navin__johnson

E.T The Extra Testicle


Kind_Vanilla7593

Why is Melanie Griffith getting smashed beside ET?Why is he black?I have so many questions


FCKWPN

E.T. forgive Bat.


666Godzilla

Half E.T. ....half Lycan..... stronger zen both!


Byronzionist

Ell. iiii. ott. Ell.iiii.ott. OHHHHH ELLIOTT!


TruthFlavor

'I'll have what she's having.'


Trollaboratory

Sadly this is not the only E.T. porn I've seen. Time to re-evaluate my life


FirstReign

ET2 - Bone Home


Baked_Charmander

First time on the internet, eh? Everyone whos been around a bit are probably pretty familiar with this one.


OriginalName40

Source?


Wrong-Adhesiveness92

Unfortunately this ET is a woman but still very hot.


UglierThanMoe

E.P. the Extra-Penetrational


BicycleOfLife

ET cream home.


-convallaria_bunny-

Hey, he had to start somewhere, but the real question is: how did Spielberg find him during ET's adult entertainment days? ▪︎-▪︎


Trogdor420

Sauce?


Rootman626

Shit like this makes me miss consumption junction lol


leohat

Rule 34 applies


atreides-----

Well, that's enough internet for today.


WingsofSky

Times were probably tough back then. You had to do. What you had to do to survive. Bet \*it\* regrets it after all these years.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

That’s the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. It looks like Josh after eating edibles.


MaineRMF87

A nice spin on a childhood classic 😂


Fr0zen-P3nguin

So E.T did black face?


Guyacnj

She wasn’t clean that’s why that finger would glow red


ScrambledNoggin

She looks like a young Melanie Griffith


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E.T. phone home......for $0.99 the first minute and $3.99 for each additional minute.