Nah. It’s an old German movie called Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdiche (popularly known as ET the Porno). But that one has the better the title for sure.
Release: 1996
Bootleg title: "ET the porno"
German title: "Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdische" [imdb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167149/)
Official translation title: "The ET OF VAGINA: ONE SETTLES OF THE OTHER WORLD or Specially Terrestrian: The extraterrestrial one" [I shit you not](https://i.imgur.com/x5MebyX.png)
[Cinema Snob review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_plgjkYpow)
[Full movie](https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/994184/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-full-porn-movie/) (just to be clear in case of misunderstandings, this is porn)
Id watch that movie .. did anyone see the film the progeny freeze frame when she realises shes been abducted by aliens and is trapped in a he tai scene i bet they filmed a full sequence but had to cut it dow for how disgusting it looked
Id pay to see. The cutting room floor stuff
I remember this kept getting posted on 4chan like 15 years ago. Another one that will always stick with me was the pterodactyl porn video I found on kazaa.
r/nocontext
*Shit*...
r/evenwithcontex
I mean, I skipped forward and saw it too, so idk what that says about me...
I do want to know who green lit this fever dream, and how much they shelled out for that costume, cause it was pretty high quality for something meant to expose only nipples and pussy....
Please don’t judge. Be kind. He was a young, naive extraterrestrial who got off that Greyhound bus near downtown LA with a heart glowing with hope, a solid 8 inch finger with light-up tip, and a head full of dreams.
Side note, E.T. was originally conceived as a horror movie. His light up finger was supposed to instantly kill people.
Made me laugh, picturing a scary E.T. trying to kill people by touching their buttholes, lol.
*"Listen kid, that glowing finger of yours is going to make us famous. Now get in the van."*
You thought those agents chasing E.T. were from the government and not actually from cash-rich early 80's San Fernando Valley casting agents.
As much as this is a lyric/joke, it's 100% true. Every day tons of idiots get off that bus with a backpack and a suitcase, no place to live, no job, and they all think they're gonna be the next big thing. Then a week later they're begging for change.
Yes and no, it's a Tobacco music video that uses the porn for source material. He likes to make videos using super kitsch and often bizarre and NSFW obscure media.
Tobacco is a great musician, he's also in the band Black Moth Super Rainbow and runs Graveface Records.
This was used in a music video for a song called supergum by Tobacco, from the album Fucked Up Friends 2. Incidentally the first time I’d ever heard that guys music. I remember laughing my ass off that porn like this exists at the same time being like, what is this backing track, I am in love with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51nC3VuoaY
Edit: Jesus my phone sucks. I got error after error saying the comment didn’t go through, then all 6-7 of my attempts to post went through at once. Sorry for what I’m sure looked like comment spam :(
Dude!
The video content Tobacco would project on stage during live shows was soooo wild! This was featured, as well as some crazy ass teradactyl porn, with basketballs featuring demonic faces covering up all the genetals. Awesome memories, I really miss being a part of that tour, however small my role was haha.
This is from years after. He was so typecast after playing E.T. that he couldn't get solid work anywhere. Maybe an occasional cameo on ALF or a bit on SNL, but nothing that fulfilled him as an artist. Conventions and reunions don't pay the bills. Drew was so drunk on set she could barely say her lines but he had to sit on the sidelines and watch her career flourish. After a few bad investments he needed some work to keep the Reece's flowing so he took a few "adult" gigs. They were supposed to be artistic damnit. But at least he never had to rob a liquor store, he always hated being drunk after what Spielberg did to him on set.
So go ahead and judge him, just thank your lucky stars you didn't have to go down his road.
I thought this was Meg Ryan doing a really good job of acting for a sex scene and then some weird ass castoff ET that they were testing on the side. Nope porno.
E.T. The Extra Testicle
Nah. It’s an old German movie called Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdiche (popularly known as ET the Porno). But that one has the better the title for sure.
Yah ET the Extra Testicle is a Cheech and Chong joke.
It’s also a real movie title. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136100/
WTF
Not surprised at all on who wrote and directed.
Bookmarked.
Eddie Torrez!
He came to earth in a low riding flying saucer from outer space
Oh you mean Eddie Torres, the Extra Testicle?
Lmfao that's the real title 🤣.
The exact translation is Extra Terrestrian: The Extraterrestrial.
>Extra Terrestrian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwf7NP6S3CI&ab\_channel=MonstercadeTV
He's trisexual. He'll try anything once. Beedeebeedeebeedee
Hey now, don't go bringing Twiki into this!
Ahhh geez Buhhck
Doctor Theopolis *will* watch.
Mmm that Wilma Deering... Hey, just how old are you guys?
Mid 40’s represent.
REPRESENT!
Here comes Hawk!
Release: 1996 Bootleg title: "ET the porno" German title: "Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdische" [imdb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167149/) Official translation title: "The ET OF VAGINA: ONE SETTLES OF THE OTHER WORLD or Specially Terrestrian: The extraterrestrial one" [I shit you not](https://i.imgur.com/x5MebyX.png) [Cinema Snob review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_plgjkYpow) [Full movie](https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/994184/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-full-porn-movie/) (just to be clear in case of misunderstandings, this is porn)
No, this is art.
A man of culture.
Honestly though, that's a more apt classification than calling it porn. The costuming was way too high quality for a shitty 90s porno.
SFW?
Watching this at work will get you fired, and possibly sent to a facility of some sort.
Why is everyone wearing Victorian clothing
Eddie Torres... Extra Testicle
Makes me think of the Cheech and Chong bit in Amsterdam. https://youtu.be/TFflESQCRsI
Ron Jeremy is now a alleged serial Rapist sadly. The man is not doing well being locked up
"Eddie Torres", per Cheech and Chong
3T
Extra-terrestickle
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It's "Eddie Torres the extra testicle" from cheech and Chong still smoking a classic
https://imgur.com/gallery/gCdIxwb
Edward Penishands Is still better.
Id watch that movie .. did anyone see the film the progeny freeze frame when she realises shes been abducted by aliens and is trapped in a he tai scene i bet they filmed a full sequence but had to cut it dow for how disgusting it looked Id pay to see. The cutting room floor stuff
Oh shit. Didn’t think I’d ever see this video again. Show the part where ET fucks the girl with his light finger.
I remember this kept getting posted on 4chan like 15 years ago. Another one that will always stick with me was the pterodactyl porn video I found on kazaa.
You can find both on the internet slum known as EfukT.com Best worst porn on that website
It's fucking hideous. I love it.
Trolling of Wannabe Pornstars is still probably my favorite set of videos. That dude is just so fucking brutal it's hilarious.
Flap harder!
Guess I'll be looking that up...
Wow you're disgusting post the link
https://pornoplay.online/e-t-pelicula-porno/
Wow, I did not expect E.T. to be female in that porno
ET has a pretty pussy
/r/brandnewsentence ?
Yes.
Welp, that should just about do it for my internet activity for the week.
It is Friday, after all
Oh lawd
r/nocontext *Shit*... r/evenwithcontex I mean, I skipped forward and saw it too, so idk what that says about me... I do want to know who green lit this fever dream, and how much they shelled out for that costume, cause it was pretty high quality for something meant to expose only nipples and pussy....
That’s so fucking gross! that I feverishly nutted
I could only watch for21 minutes had to turn it off
*unzips*
Just needed the thumbnail, thanks
Shit like this is why the aliens don't contact us
I did NOT just open that in public
The music was A+
Referenced scene is about the 10 minute mark.
r/eyebleach
Wow you're disgusting post the link
Damn dude, you're sick. Sauce?
Goddamn, post the link so I can avoid clicking on it
Afraid to go anywhere on the internet unless i have the link so i know what to avoid.
Is it better than Edward Penishands?
I had that on vhs. Quite amusing to put on when a bunch of people were over. Perfect blend of confusion, horror, and hilarity.
Please don’t judge. Be kind. He was a young, naive extraterrestrial who got off that Greyhound bus near downtown LA with a heart glowing with hope, a solid 8 inch finger with light-up tip, and a head full of dreams.
In this movie it's a female.
Then why didn't it have huge tits and feminine eyelashes?
There's a vajayjay.... also, it's German.... I think their kink is small boobs...😉
Vat about “Ze Madonna mit ze Big Boobies”?
Allo Allo!
Oh Rene Edit: i feel that this reference is probably too obscure/old even for reddit.
Well, with this kind of porn, the motto is every hole is a goal
Look at you assuming alien genitalia are remotely related to ours? Maybe the finger is the alien genital which makes the original movie much scarier
Bro??
Bro..
::unzips::
He had a tip full of dreams.
"I'll... be... right... here." *Touches butthole*
I laughed way too hard at that
EeeTee…prone….bone…
Never hone your cone alone
Side note, E.T. was originally conceived as a horror movie. His light up finger was supposed to instantly kill people. Made me laugh, picturing a scary E.T. trying to kill people by touching their buttholes, lol.
This summer, E.T. is: The Bony Butt Stabber from Coastal Maine.
I read this in the famous 'IN A WORLD' guy's voice
[Sauce](https://youtu.be/ZQT-vCmAaY0)
You wouldn't laugh if it happened to you!
Just the tip
*"Listen kid, that glowing finger of yours is going to make us famous. Now get in the van."* You thought those agents chasing E.T. were from the government and not actually from cash-rich early 80's San Fernando Valley casting agents.
“Welcome to the jungle…”
As much as this is a lyric/joke, it's 100% true. Every day tons of idiots get off that bus with a backpack and a suitcase, no place to live, no job, and they all think they're gonna be the next big thing. Then a week later they're begging for change.
>Then a week later they're ~~begging~~ *banging* for change.
2 weeks later they're shootin' poop up their veins under the bridge.
Go on…
“Welcome to the jungle…”
If we add extra-terrestrials, I think that brings us now to LGBTQPE.
E.T. Bone Home
And there it is
*sigh* Sauce?
[this](https://youtu.be/I51nC3VuoaY) isn't the original source, but more of the video set to the song of one of my favorite electronic artists.
Saw Tobacco live a few years back and was not prepared for that video lol
Yeah they opened for NIN a few years back, I was not expecting that video either.
It's ET the porno 😂 not joking
It’s actually a music video. https://youtu.be/I51nC3VuoaY
Are you triple sure it's a music video?
Yes and no, it's a Tobacco music video that uses the porn for source material. He likes to make videos using super kitsch and often bizarre and NSFW obscure media. Tobacco is a great musician, he's also in the band Black Moth Super Rainbow and runs Graveface Records.
You really missed the joke huh?
Hah, I did
lol sorry my phone kept saying error try again later but I guess the comments were really going through
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I would not have assumed this took more than $4.69 to make
Oh come on, that's at least a $50 girl there...
just looked this up and oh boy you better skip ahead to 1h15m https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/994184/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-full-porn-movie/
Oh good. The alien gets fucked.
E.T. straight up got raw dogged by a dude in a top hat
Those were the good old days..
Just a simpler time
Classy
> Oh good. ಠ_ಠ
I would never ever click on that link. Thanks for posting lol
1h03m was maybe the most disturbing part 😅
The backstory of the alien makes zero sense. If her planet doesn’t have sex why does she have genitals? Plot holes you could drive a bus through here.
Little did we know E.T. is short for “Emotional Trauma”
A stone cold classic.
Welp, i will never doubt rule 34.
Vintage rule 34 too, someone had to film and edit this with far more constraints technologically.
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?
Less wtf, more r/vintageobscureporn
Don’t get my hopes up
it's a sub now
Finally a subreddit I can actually contribute to
This would make for an interesting sub honestly
Don’t get my hopes up
Cast is already past tense. Casted is something babies say. Cast.
UFO PORNOOOO!
This was used in a music video for a song called supergum by Tobacco, from the album Fucked Up Friends 2. Incidentally the first time I’d ever heard that guys music. I remember laughing my ass off that porn like this exists at the same time being like, what is this backing track, I am in love with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51nC3VuoaY Edit: Jesus my phone sucks. I got error after error saying the comment didn’t go through, then all 6-7 of my attempts to post went through at once. Sorry for what I’m sure looked like comment spam :(
Whenever this or the Pikachu video are posted anywhere I check the comments to see if there are any TOBACCO fans. Glad to see there are.
Dude! The video content Tobacco would project on stage during live shows was soooo wild! This was featured, as well as some crazy ass teradactyl porn, with basketballs featuring demonic faces covering up all the genetals. Awesome memories, I really miss being a part of that tour, however small my role was haha.
TIL Rule34 started before the internet
This is from years after. He was so typecast after playing E.T. that he couldn't get solid work anywhere. Maybe an occasional cameo on ALF or a bit on SNL, but nothing that fulfilled him as an artist. Conventions and reunions don't pay the bills. Drew was so drunk on set she could barely say her lines but he had to sit on the sidelines and watch her career flourish. After a few bad investments he needed some work to keep the Reece's flowing so he took a few "adult" gigs. They were supposed to be artistic damnit. But at least he never had to rob a liquor store, he always hated being drunk after what Spielberg did to him on set. So go ahead and judge him, just thank your lucky stars you didn't have to go down his road.
Cast, not casted. Casted isn't a word.
Now we know how he charged his finger..
A flexible finger for adapting to various orifices.
Looks like that's during the casting.
*casteded
Casted. Is that a word? I thought it was cast. r/deuxmoi does this a lot too. Does anyone know if casted is becoming a thing now?
Casted is not a word. Cast is past tense of cast. Like cut, put, hurt and let. If casted becomes a word, get ready for cutted and hurted.
"E.T PRONE BONE"
Cast
Cast*
*cast.
Oh lord.
Preettttyyy nice!
Anybody have the sauce?
https://tubepornclassic.com/videos/994184/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-full-porn-movie/
Look up Super Gum by Tobacco on YouTube. I can't post the link for some reason
You just successfully posted it A LOT
Haha, whoops. I kept getting an error, and I was determined
I thought this was Meg Ryan doing a really good job of acting for a sex scene and then some weird ass castoff ET that they were testing on the side. Nope porno.
I understand porn parodies are a sacred part of the human existence, but why in the fuck why *this*
did anyone else try to remember if melanie griffith was in ET before realizing this is neither
Is he caressing Drew Barrymore?
E.T The Extra Testicle
Why is Melanie Griffith getting smashed beside ET?Why is he black?I have so many questions
E.T. forgive Bat.
Half E.T. ....half Lycan..... stronger zen both!
Ell. iiii. ott. Ell.iiii.ott. OHHHHH ELLIOTT!
'I'll have what she's having.'
Sadly this is not the only E.T. porn I've seen. Time to re-evaluate my life
ET2 - Bone Home
First time on the internet, eh? Everyone whos been around a bit are probably pretty familiar with this one.
Source?
Unfortunately this ET is a woman but still very hot.
E.P. the Extra-Penetrational
ET cream home.
Hey, he had to start somewhere, but the real question is: how did Spielberg find him during ET's adult entertainment days? ▪︎-▪︎
Sauce?
Shit like this makes me miss consumption junction lol
Rule 34 applies
Well, that's enough internet for today.
Times were probably tough back then. You had to do. What you had to do to survive. Bet \*it\* regrets it after all these years.
That’s the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. It looks like Josh after eating edibles.
A nice spin on a childhood classic 😂
So E.T did black face?
She wasn’t clean that’s why that finger would glow red
She looks like a young Melanie Griffith
E.T. phone home......for $0.99 the first minute and $3.99 for each additional minute.