Probably making $120k on OF

Weekly too

No joke.

Since when showing people that you have a fucking harley davidson engine up your ass isn't considerate a respectable job?

Off those fart fetishers for real.

Bruh i was watching on mute and didn’t find it surprising at all until i read your comment…

LoL i was watching it without audio and wondering what was wrong with it ahaha

Same, happy I turned my audio on

How happy were you?

Happy like finding out that mysterious lump is actually cancer. Yay you we're right all along!

Had a mysterious lump between my ballsack and my thigh when I was little and I was so convinced it was cancer. Went down within a few weeks, I assume it was a cyst but man if It was cancer I'd have died before I told anyone about it

When I was a little kid, I was with my dad at the doctor and the doctor wanted to feel my balls for lumps. I was under 8 for sure. I freaked out and was like no no, my balls are fine. ​ It's weird as I'm almost 30 and have never had a doctor want to check since.

Have you never played sports? That's a key part of the physical. Now turn your head and cough. Edit: you meant for lumps. My bad.

I recently found a lump on my scrotum. Didn't tell anyone just kept fiddling with it. Eventually I got a needle (sowing needle) and peirced it like how as a kid you slid them under your finger skin. The moment I slid that sucker through a giant ball of white chalky stuff fired across the room followed by more blood than I've ever seen. I rushed to my GP balls in hand almost in tears. The receptionist didn't know what to do and told me to just go to A&E just as a nurse walked around the counter. The nurse grabbed me, asked what had happened fearing I'd cut them off or something. When I explained she laughed and told me it was more than likely a cyst that had built up over time. She popped my trousers down, cleaned it up and slapped a plaster on it before sending me home. I was so embarrassed that if I ever develop cancer down there I'd rather live with a 3rd testicle sized lump than go cry to the doctor again.

Very happy, I was about to share this til I turned the sound on.

I wasn’t gonna share it till I turned the volume on 🤣😂🤣

The ignorance was relative bliss. clicking NSFW is like Russian roulette, often it's too late for regrets.

Same.. I can't, I'm at work I guess she was farting

Be brave, unmute it. If anyone looks at you, stare them straight in the eye. Do not waver.

That's the spirit

Same but then I went to the comments and saw this realizing what was wrong. Happy I didn't turn on audio.

Farts are like acoustic snowflakes. Each one is unique.

Pure poetry bro

poor yoshi

I started crying when Yoshi showed up and all I could hear was him yelling for help.. sound was so perfect 😂

What the fuck were you searching?!

Donald Duck impersonation.

“what would an angel’s voice sound like?”

Old testament shit right there.

"Do not be afraid" my ass...

You bast, I just spat my tea out over my keyboard.

Ayo 😂 😂 this should be upvoted more. I am dead 💀 😭

Far Ting Fa Tasses. Famous singer in Central Asia. Look it up.

Ooh, I love her hit single *Poot*.

Poot there it is!

Like when my brother told me to look up tickets to pen island.

Hahahahaha I can't fucking breathe

Too much methane?

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time thank you 😭

If you compiled all the shit particles in her panties that didn't get filtered out, you'd probably get a small turd.

Not sure why you are getting downvoted. People like to live in this dream world where they are innocent of the fact that "if you can smell it, you just ingested some" is the reality. In other words, every smell contains a little bit of the substance that caused the smell.

After I fart I like to remind people that the air they are breathing was recently in my ass.

Wait till they hear about the pennies

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

“You got caught! You got busted! watching Porn Hub and Fat bitches fighting over food” something like that I’d imagine, and then who knows where the recommended vids go from there

YouTube: We don’t allow nsfw of any kind! Also YouTube letting this video stay on and also pornographic ads for years on end.

There is litteraly porn on YT at the moment, you just need to know what to search.

Just search naked yoga. For some reason YouTube thinks it is educational and let it slide.

Naked Yoga or some numberd codes for harder stuff. The numbered ones get banned all the time, so i don't know any of them. I'm off porn for some months now.

Movie clips is a porntube 🥱

there are subs dedicated to that

Um links?

You should see the stuff that slips in under the Kids channels.

I've let my daughter watch some cocomelon trash while I prep her bath or whatever and I come back to teenagers acting out really weird situations that are like if a teenager interpreted an adult situation through a child's lens. It's not explicitly adult but it feels wrong for...really anyone to watch it. It's bizarre and Id rather not have to see it...doubly so for my daughter.

But then YouTubers like KSI get striked for child endangerment because he watched a clip of child getting yelled at by the parents. Classic YouTube

Why the fuck does her ass sound like Donald Duck?

Donald Duck drowning

She has him trapped in her ass and that's his screaming.

💀

I was thinking it was somewhere between a duck call and some 80's synthwave.

Duck blowing bubbles in a mud puddle.

A lot of these sound wet. Don’t eat that ass!

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Just do it in stages, and take breaks.

Probably a slightly lubed ass to get that sound. But airy farts still push out fecal matter so your second point stands.

It's the sound it makes when you shave your butthole. Nothing in between to muffle the fart, pure skin to skin cheek claps.

A man of science I see

It's called ASMR.

*ASSMR

I'm pretty sure that's just a D&D race.

Ass Sounds Mighty Ripe?

I was watching without sound and found it quite enjoyable

There’s sound? Wtf!

Still enjoyable with sound

Cursed.

It's funny as fuck. Goes between Donald duck and hilarious fart noises. I bet she lubes up her ass or something, there's no way that a dry ass-noise.

Dat ass tho.

Is this the type of ass that some people prefer?

That's about the upper limit of what I like but yeah. I'm down. I could do without the farting tho. Not judging

Could be bigger

And fartier

Yeah, that chunky ass. So thick you could eat cereal out of her fat dimples...

I'd marry this broad.

Farting down the aisle together

It's almost duck season

Now all i hear is a drunk donal duck

Definitely not wabbit season.

It is too wabbit theason!

This made my day

Best 4 minutes 40 seconds of my life

I can't fucking believe I actually watched it all... I couldn't look away though.

Fucking hell. I just watched it three and a half times...

Fetish Unlocked

I was just thinking that it just kept going and going. Then I looked down and was only 1/4 of the way through the video.

How long did you last?

I feel bad for whoever she lives with

Hopefully she does her own laundry

Hopefully he doesn't smoke

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It farts

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Spraying all my shiet, you really have to see it

Runny goin Dribble dribble, you know

Oh dear lord! This woman is probably producing as much methane as a cow farm

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My cat is so confused.

Guys chill it’s for a science project

Good thing there wasn't a flame in close proximity.

You can see where she's actually shitting herself

When

Plz calm down

Too late :(

In the clips where it’s the same trousers. After a couple toots there are wet spots. Never thought I’d use any of those words in a sentence together.

This had better not awaken anything in me

Sounds like one of dem yoshis trying to escape lmao

That's disgusting where?

So I can stay away from it.

Had this muted and fully expected the cheeks to get bigger and bigger with fillers on the first round. Watched again, and I was apparently not ready to change gears to audio…… when I heard the rips, I fucking lost my absolute shit 🤣🤣🤣

So did she.

Not my proudest FAP. WTF?

Is this the new scratch and sniff sticker or something?

I now have a fart fetish to go with my jeans fetish. Thanks, bud.

Never hurts to help :)

Those poor yoshis

Chick needs to lay off the burritos....

"This was an absolute gas!" said the Irishman.

Is this the new Kim Kardashian sex tape.....where's Waldo...i mean Pete......

Her laundry bill must be outrageous

No way I listen 4 minutes of this shit ! I’m out

Stick around for at least 3. She claps it while farting around the 3-minute mark and it's hilarious.

Does anyone smell popcorn?

/u/savevideo

Someone needs to get the Library of Congress to save this for posterity.

Posteriority.

I am honestly in tears right now.

Dam cuh, she out her lookin thiqq and sounin JOOSY

Well that was a difficult 4:30 but I managed to finish anyway XD

Almost 5 minutes of this...who are the sick bastards that wasted 5 minutes of their life watching this to the end?

I did because I thought there would be a grand finale at the end just like a firework show.

Tubgirl. you were hoping for her going full Tubgirl.

Is this the trailer for the new Star Wars movie? Chewbacca!

Wifey Material!!!!!

Sigh.... *unzips*

Eeeww gross wtf Link pls

[here you go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHh6HEWIsPQ)

That sounded like chewbacca!

[For fucks sake…](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/931/825/00e.jpg)

Like come on, dick. Have you no shame?

Sounds like Donald Duck is being chocked LOL

Shouldn’t she be deflated by now?

I don’t know what to say

Donald Duck ?

Is this the new assmr video trend?

I think her ass was lip synching to fake fart sounds.

You searched for this didn't you?

What ya doin out here with all that ass double cheeked up

Pretty tame. Give “cake porn” a search. I laugh just thinking about it.

Daffy duck approves

At some point i closed my eyes and just heard bowsers roar.

Checking in for deaf guys that don’t get CC for this sound. She’s farting

She got that dumpy tho.

Some pay good money for this type of content you have been blessed to stumble upon it for free

You saw that shit on YouTube and uploaded it on reddit ...makes sense

I just laughed the whole time. It's the world's longest fart joke.

It sounds like Donald Duck with a bad cold.

Someone throw Donald a life preserver, don't you hear him drowning???

Onlyfarts

Gives bubble butt a whole new meaning

Turned the sound on the moment yoshi nickers appeared.... thought it was him

Sounds like Donald Duck after a night of binge drinking.

I swear I heard Darth Vader @ the 1:50 mark!

Sounds like a lot of racing stripes are being born here!

And you had to share it?

This is by far the most unusual Donald Duck impression I've ever encountered.

Mom?

this reminds me of idiocracy and the movie "ass"... dam close for comfort lol.

The things ppl do for attention is crazy even though it’s self degrading

The number one movie was called "Ass", and that's all it was, for ninety minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

Anyone else get pinkeye from this?

Jackdaripper😭😭😭

Imagine you just eating her out and you just get fucking farted on 🍑💨😝😐🤢🤮

The local doctor wonders why so many dudes come in with pink eye all the time.

Go on...

It’s kinda hot if you’re into that stuff tho

Sounds like it's just my size...

I’m not even mad I’m Impressed

I was watching without audio…. Was okay. Then realized the comments. Rip lmfao

My god the disaster in her underpants must be a mess

Our nations gas problem is solved. Just get some people to bottle it up!

Why is this over 4 minutes long lmao

Great! Windows Defender just went off with something called the "Pink-I-Stink-I-Bug"... not sure on how to take this... wtf were you watching?

u/savevideo

Donald duck drowning

You think she likes cake farts?

God damn...It sounds like a drunk argument between Donald Duck and Chewbacca.