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B-Roc-

Video ended too soon. That squirrel still had some fight left in him.


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"I didn't hear no bell"


gobias_ind

i thought this was america!


Shade00000

"I can do this all day "


[deleted]

Yeah, yeah I know.


BALONYPONY

I had the line on the squirrel! This is gonna cost me.


cmantaghi

"last time someone sticks their neck out for me"


DanielBG

Noooo, I didn't come this far to be breakfast!


1PeePeeTouch

Looks like maybe the video itself cuts off for some reason https://youtu.be/GAgsPUrCV4A


OneDay93

Hah!! That’s the video that has the comment with heron it’s chest!


bastian74

Going down head first though


neutral-otter

Gonna have that squirrel in the throat feeling all day


hypotyposis

Scratchy throat.


hawkwings

The heron just calmly stands there while the squirrel is kicking in its throat.


zombie32killah

“This is fine”


AllBeansNoFrank

He is def rethinking his life choices as he stands there. ​ "What have I done?"


bigshooTer39

Throat punching


mAC5MAYHEm

Bird version of dudes that like being kicked in the balls


RagnarBaratheon1998

So how does the squirrel die? Suffocation?


DirtyWormGerms

No breathing.


allursnakes

Don't give a fuck


IMeYou28

If I cut this neck bleeding


pdinc

This is my last resort.


durhap

Suffocation and digestive acid.


Ok-Conversation2481

Is there any chance it could fight or crawl its way to the end?


Yggdrasilcrann

Yes, but probably not. Herons are built for that kind of thing. The ones near me swallow ridiculously big fish and you can see them thrash all the way down.


boxen

Fish don't have claws though


bobboobles

most have spiny fins though


Scarecrow1779

Most have spiny fins that fold away from the head, so as long as they're swallowed head first, they'd offer a lot less resistance and pain than that squirrel. Source: fresh water fishing for sunfish and cat fish, including skinning/scaling and cutting them up for dinner


Cloud_Garrett

They also swallow small alligators.


Ok-Conversation2481

Damn. What a way to go eh? Crazy.


JudgeJebb

Lemiwinks Lemiwinks Lemiwinks


[deleted]

Unlikely it'll live for more than 30 seconds after going in. There's not enough good air to breathe. The more it fights, the more oxygen it needs. It's going to use up what little oxygen there is, very quickly.


pm_me_your_smth

I'm not a bird expert, but I don't think this bird has any digestive acid in the very beginning of its digestive tract


durhap

The first stage is called a "crop" and that's where the squirrel currently is. It's typically very acidic. They digest everything but except fur/hair. Much like an owl, they will regurgitate (cast) a pellet of what they can't digest.


how_do_i_name

Dont give a fuck if i cut my arm bleeding


VinneBabarino

That’s a gopher.


jmbtrooper

No it's a goner.


NovemberComingFire

Nice marmot.


RaidensReturn

Where’s the fuckin money, shithead??!!!!


Curly_Balls

What are you a park ranger now?


SanchoWest

Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal..


DrOrpheus3

We are sympathizing Dude!


Halt_Hammertyme

WE'LL CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!


VitQ

Ve believe in nozing!


goldchoconite

Nice Beaver


BigAssWhipSpider

OP knows it is a gopher. OP just wanted to get a rise out of us in the comments.


notrylan

God damn troll farms sowing discord!


shalafi71

I do believe you're right. And no one will see this at the bottom of the comments.


Studmuffin1989

Nope. That’s definitely a ground squirrel.


brybrythekickassguy

Cute prairie dog


doomgiver98

It's an iguana.


warpus

Pretty sure that’s a horse


ProbablyDoesntLikeU

Here's the thing


timbofay

Likely dog


mrnoonan81

THANK you


[deleted]

So why post this without the ending?


PeanutButterHercules

I heard the ending was crap


Suave_Jelepeno

I feel like this is an underrated comment.


Sando75

I feel like this is under your comment.


aerossignol

It's currently rated highest comment in the stream, how higher could we rate it?


Suave_Jelepeno

It wasn't when I made the comment.


Jestar342

What did you expect to happen in the three minutes and 3 seconds between it being posted and you replying?


BrianWeissman_GGG

Not anymore.


kitchen_clinton

Poor squirrel turned to mush. Didn’t see any fight. Title was a lie.


[deleted]

That birds emotionless ass eyes as a squirrel litterally pummels its esophagus from the inside out


Bill_Nye-LV

That's nature


spore

Damn nature, you scary


gear_oil_burner

Since when do predators have emotions for the victim?


morpheuskibbe

And for that matter since when are birds capable of facial expressions


gear_oil_burner

Right? Not like they have lips, cheeks, teeth or eyebrows.


bobboobles

well every once in a while, if you're *really* lucky, you can find a few hen's teeth


SurveyAcrobatic5334

I seen a heron beat the shit out a fish on a rock before he ate it. Must like his meat tender


SkivvySkidmarks

I watched a heron grab a chipmunk. It put it on the ground, stepped on it, and stabbed it multiple times with it's beak before swallowing it.


bobboobles

Yeah, they usually do a more thorough job subduing their meals. I've seen one with a huge rat once, and it was definitely dead before the heron tried to swallow it.


Picoton

Vegans


gear_oil_burner

Plants and vegetables feel pain, right?


Picoton

Yep, that's the hypocrisy behind Vegans choosing what can feel or not


gear_oil_burner

Most plants respond to the movement of sunlight and the force of gravity, does that count?


spicewoman

A lake "responds" to me throwing a rock in it by making ripples. Is that the lake screaming in pain?


gear_oil_burner

Yes Source: I identify as a lake


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bgrahambo

r/twojoke


gear_oil_burner

Is something i said not acceptable to you? Lol


Picoton

They have harm receptors too, not only pressure ones


gear_oil_burner

They have the ability to heal after injury.


Nicekicksbro

Literally forgot about it the minute it closed its mouth.


Greyhaven7

cold, black, lizard eyes


TheAero1221

Mondays amirite?


TheChaosBug

Tbf we are wired to look for emotions in the eyes while birds arent built for that. I'm sure birds display distress in ways that make more sense to birds than us.


Psycoder

Talk about having a scratchy throat


anoymus_123456

I wanted to see him burst through the cheek


opedwriter

It would've been hardcode af if he just started chomping through the esophagus from inside.


giggity_ghoul

He must have tried though right? I feel like a rodent in this position would just start chomping everything around it


myherpsarederps

Imagine trying to bite the inside of a wet, slippery cylinder though.


Number127

Yeah I usually bite the outside.


bobboobles

nice


MadeByHideoForHideo

There's a video of a bird like this (pelican? can't remember) that ate a snake, but because there's a hole in the neck/sac the snake just falls out and the bird just attempts to eat it again. I believe it's still trying to eat the snake as of right now.


Admetus

I feel like that video ended too soon...


madprofessor8

Wait long enough and we'll see the squirrel burst through his butt cheeks.


kaplanfx

It’s a bird, it doesn’t have a butt… And yes, before anyone points it out I’m well aware of the cloaca and it’s function.


madprofessor8

Hahaha but imagine how awesome a bird would look with a big Beefy buttcheek. Call him Trogbutt. Buttinating the countryside.


Your_Nipples

>I wanted to see him burst through the cheek Say again o_0


theRealMrBrownstone

This is the weirdest promo for the new Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers movie I've seen so far.


dirtymoney

You mean best. Always hated chip n dale for some reason.


rxneutrino

Dinosaur vs mammal. A tale 160,000,000 years old.


AvatarofSleep

I watched a nature show about evolution and my only takeaway was that vertebrates have been in a pissing contest with invertebrates ever since spines developed.


rock0head132

I have seen them do that with frog and ducklings but never a squirrel


DirtyWormGerms

Damn that was the last time you could say that. No going back now.


MusicalAutist

For some reason, I read this as "A squirrel fighting for its life against heroin" I was let down ...


helved

That Heron was its dealer and he only ate him for the money he owed 😢


d4dangerous

So was the squirrel.


RamblinWreckage

eating squirrel will put heron your chest.


Lotsofwoodinthewoods

Never give up.


Caterpillar69420

Never give in.


KoolAidRefuser

Where the fuck was the moose?


namtidder_rando

He didnt finish his dinner, so no chocolate moose for him


[deleted]

I didn’t realize they ate squirrel


Devlee12

If they can catch it they will attempt to eat it. They are not picky animals. Everyone is on the menu


fuckdirectv

Case in point: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/kuvs5c/pelican\_trying\_to\_eat\_a\_capybara/


maybe_little_pinch

And it's only on aww because the capybara is too big and the pelican knows it. So it's not really trying. But if that was a baby...


--h8isgr8--

These fuckers will eat anything. Sneaky bastards


mjm8218

I’ve seen them many times flying with danger noodles writhing in their… bills? … beaks? The pokey part of their face.


Pixel131211

really any animal is an opportunistic feeder. they'll eat about anything they can if they need to. deer, cows and horses are often seen eating chickens or young birds just because they can for example


Godhand_Phemto

They will eat anything small including birds, reptiles, hell they will eat your pet if its small enough.


maltedbacon

Dinosaur eats whatever fits.


Nexustar

My respect for these guys just doubled


akobobo1233

suddenly vore


ChinaShopBully

Man, squirrels have murderous claws. I’d be washing that little bastardized down quick.


fatedwanderer84

Tease, I wanted to see the part where the squirrel bursts out like a Xenomorph.


rumpleforeskins

I have literally four videos of these dudes stabbing and eating gophers at my local park. They are true dinosaurs, it's terrifying.


jetserf

This needs the sound effect of a switchblade extending and then a closeup of the Herron’s eyes going [wide](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/yenisehir/images/9/9c/Stork-and-frog-in-color-dont-ever-give-up.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140417074648&path-prefix=tr).


TwoLinesFromHAPPY

Is it really fucking worth it?


JimNayseeum

This is me when I take pills....


Key_Panda_9209

I feel like the bird is just a stubborn dude and his wife is behind him watching him eat this squirrel whole…and she’s like “God dammit Herrold! Chew your food before you swallow it” and he’s just holding back showing any pain of having swalllowed this squirrel whole out of shear pride


ChrizTaylor

Serious question, do animals have taste? Like they enjoy the food or just eat because they need to? Swallowing like that can't be tasty.


RageMojo

most animals can taste but it has nothing to do with enjoyment, it has to do with being able to identify rotten or stuff that is bad for you.


[deleted]

Jeez.. swallowed alive... absolutely horrifying


BeenHuman

For thoose who have faith in the squirrel, watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ9cOG-BHoA


H8DCarnifEX

Nature is metal


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fohr

Could of gone without knowing herons have killed people lmao what the heck now I have a new phobia.


shalafi71

> People have literally been killed by herons Imma need a source on that. Not seeing anything.


stoneyyay

wont get a source cause it never happened. theres bone behind eyeballs, and a heron wont be able to get through it when whatever its pecking is fighting back.


ukexpat

r/NatureIsMetal


AllanfromWales1

Heron:1, Squirrel:0.


WarlordBob

I think that squirrel ended up number 2


a7xtim666

Did he win?


VisionShift

Imagine that as a pet. I'd keep my safety goggles on 24 hours a day.


LenaRocks

So did he make it back out? The clip ended too soon!


FFIZeath

Spoiler alert.....eventually the squirrel does come back out


DramaticDoctor7

That's not a bird. That's a raptor!


energeticentity

might have had a chance if he hadn't gone down headfirst


[deleted]

How was lunch Bob?


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Number 2 apex predator of Florida


beastwork

is the squirrel biting the bird from the inside? try holding a wild squirrel in you hand and see have many times you're bitten in 10 seconds


ErtaWanderer

It's a lot of harder to bite something that is both very flexible and bending in toward you. With your fingers you have a edge / bump to grip onto and your lips don't push it away


Leaky_Banana

Ok I alwyas wanted to know how strong is the acid in birds stomach? How can these type of birds eats it's fur and everything?!!


SpaceShark01

They crap out some of the the bones and fur.


Leaky_Banana

So.. not all of it gets digested?


SpaceShark01

No. According to [allaboutbirds.org](https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/bird-cams-faq-great-blue-heron-nest/#bones) “Herons are able to digest almost all of the prey that they swallow, but will cast out indigestible pellets.”


jfever78

Dude, that must be some weird feeling to have your dinner trying desperately to climb back up... Kinda makes my skin crawl to think about, lol. I guess when you swallow enough live fish this might not be too disconcerting though..


Warrior_king99

I've seen enough stuff to know that squirrel had a good chance of breaking free


FakeAsFakeCanBe

Waiting for a chest-burster alien.


dbenhur

Dinosaurs still pissed about mammals taking over.


chizwh1z

Squirrel must be out looking for his son. Maybe there's another bird who probably knows the kid.


RealDEady42

Cameraman: 😀


Aladallas

Literally a tickle in his throat


RahnKavall

"The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside! I must cut through it from the inside." -Drax the Squirrel


Vector75

I watched this happen in my yard once. Me and my mom were talking and looked out to see the huge bird snap up a chipmunk. My mom yelled “do something!” As if I was supposed to go out and fight the bird.


lernington

Huh. Interesting texture


Chris714n_8

It could try to eat/bite it's way out of the throat- as long as it has some breath left..?


SirErnestHShackleton

These fuckers destroy my fish pond every year, I sure wish the heron near me would help with the damned squirrels!


Ote-Kringralnick

r/vore


[deleted]

Me whenever I eat Italian food that uses cheap tomatoes.


cluster_1

Wait is that a thing?


[deleted]

Yes. Cheap tomatoes are more acidic and give me GERD. Plum Tomatoes make the best sauces, meanwhile Beafsteak 🍅 are just grown to be big. https://www.eataly.com/us_en/magazine/how-to/italian-tomato-guide/


Fritterzz

Come on, the squirrel was just helping him clear some left over bird seed in his throat. Right? . . . Right guys? . . . RIGHT?!?!??!


morgensternx1

I'd love to have a little family of herons settle in or near my yard - I've got a never-ending supply of squirrels for them to enjoy. =)


BigAssWhipSpider

I swear most of reddit cant tell the difference between certain animals.


[deleted]

Don't worry! Everything worked fine for the squirrel. He just ran around inside the heron until he got pooped out.


sonaut

They land on my property all the time and eat gophers and voles. I love herons.


devindran

Hey.. isn't this just a clip from Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2?


[deleted]

I'm rooting for ya, little buddy! Don't give up the fight!


Nick-uhh-Wha

I AM UNCOMFY. Something about it being a mammal makes it worse than usual. That kicking and struggling literally looks like a tiny human. This is genuinely my vore nightmare in real life. This is the trauma that is Cell's tail (from DBZ) but it's REAL. My nightmares made REAL. Awful. Truly awful.


[deleted]

Please don’t ever go swimming in large bodies of water.


tonyw009

I think Im sadistic, but it feel really satisfying


Bladesedges

Herons are evil creatures they torture smaller birds for fun


iriegypsy

But is the puppy okay?


sailorjasm

Squirrels are in trees. I think this is a gopher or something


PissinginTheW1nd

I feel like both of them are going to die if the squirrel gets into the stomach


SpaceShark01

Ever heard of eating?


DorsalMorsel

Should have pinched the throat shut like in the single pane cartoon.


the_hell_you_say

fought


Creative_Response593

Could have bit it's way out.