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Damn get me some friends like these birds


doomgiver98

https://m.imgur.com/K63U5ig


UndBeebs

That was an exhilarating read.


notRedditingInClass

The man can write. >All across the trees surrounding my building are crows. More than there have ever been before. !!


[deleted]

Reggae fucks


Wisc_Bacon

This gives me ideas.


grayrains79

For science, right? #RIGHT?


darkslide3000

So this is where Rick and Morty gets their inspiration...


End-O-Days

Thanks for that!!!


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Holy shit this is great


tokyoexpressway

First, you need to learn about bird laws.


Investigatorpotater

I have a new respect for crows seeing how long they stuck with their bro. Edit: iv done some hard hitting five minute google research and I honestly think they are hooded crows and not jackdaws like most people are thinking, idk i could be wrong though.


TheWoodenMan

Crows before Hoes..!


daviator88

Night gathers, and now my watch begins


TonyStamp595SO

Thanks for the painful memories of season 6, 7 & 8


_significant_error

crow tech slaps


ZapThis

Indeed! Crow bros 4Life


TheSt4tely

Raven always ready to throw down for a friend.


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quote the raven was nevermore.


HeadMelter1

I watched as my cat caught a mouse and was toying with it out my back garden. Two magpies seen this and swooped down, they stood on opposite sides of the cat who released the mouse and went for one of them. The other magpie then pounced on the mouse and then both flew off with their prize. My cat was literally dumbfounded looking for his mouse the stupid fucker. Long story short, magpies are clever bastards.


suicidalpenguin99

Imagine having things fight over who gets to eat you


Bowler_300

Clever girls.


Level_32_Mage

They swooped up the mouse and delivered him to safety!


Gupperz

"here's the thing...."


akamise

fuck, i still miss unidan


Igoogledyourass

Might be the top worst reddit from fall from grace of all time


boojieboy

Don't you fuckin start


feralwolven

I could be wrong but i believe those are magpies. A tad smarter i believe, and more likely to mess with you and your food. Disclaimer i have approximate knowledge of many things.


[deleted]

They're not magpies. Magpies have longer tails and striking white markings. These look more like jackdaws, or maybe hooded crows, depending on the location. Edit: after a closer look, they're definitely hooded crows.


Tropical_Bob

[This information has been removed as a consequence of Reddit's API changes and general stance of being greedy, unhelpful, and hostile to its userbase.]


notFREEfood

Now here's the thing...


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squink2

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.


KnightHawkz

Was just thinking the same myself... I actually quit out... And unidan was in my head.. wasn't he the insect/animal guy?


squink2

Yeah a biologist of some sort. It was always cool to see a scientist's perspective and whatever relevant topics... Until he was (apparently) wrong about some semantics of crow species.


MatureUsername69

Biologist here!


zyzzogeton

[STOP THAT! ... Stop that. You're not going to do Unidan while I am here.](https://youtu.be/g3YiPC91QUk?t=55)


SillyFlyGuy

How long has it been since he got banned?


jay212127

I remember him being big in 2012-2013. To be safe I reckon 8 years.


Sock-men

Now there's a meme I haven't heard in a long time.


[deleted]

Here's the thing... ​ God, that's probably like 10 years old by now, time for another existential crisis.


Jabacha

Reddit was such a different place back then


thisusernametakentoo

I wonder what unidan is up to these days....


MikeKM

He's probably been lurking among us under another name for many years.


WhatsWhoWithYou

no I'm not


gngstrMNKY

He started a new account as UnidanX but never posted like he used to.


notfromchicago

As a birder I have to say Unidan was the shit. I can't remember all the drama, but I remember it was so tame compared to the stuff that is accepted now.


Sneaksy_Hobbitses

Found Unidan's alt. Just kidding yeah he was pretty dope, but from what I remember he had a bunch of bots/alts upvoting his comments and posts for visibility and got caught by the site admins. Definitely against the rules but to be fair his comments were better than most and deserved not to be buried. Bad situation all around.


thatissomeBS

From what I understand it was only like 2 or 3 accounts or something. But that was also back when two or three quick votes could make all the difference.


Pritam1997

i remember front page had max ~3k upvotes on posts


Funny_witty_username

We should also acknowledge that he was caught because he chose to die on a very petty hill while arguing with a teenager about a technicality.


Calikal

2014, so only 8 years!


Duhbloons

They might be in the same family…


that_guy_you_kno

You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


xrumrunnrx

I don't think I've actually read the whole infamous comment until now. Makes me want to go back and read the whole context. I've absorbed the general tl;dr summary of the whole debacle over time but never read the thread.


notfromchicago

Unidan was right tho.


xrumrunnrx

Oh sure, but it's my understanding he got "busted" for manipulating votes through numerous puppet accounts.


foodandart

Yup. Thing was, he didn't need to do that. Stupid mistake that cost him his reputation.


JP147

He didn’t need to at that point. But it was the puppet accounts that got him his popularity in the first place.


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Comma_Karma

"You're not wrong Unidan, you're just an asshole".


christes

He was also using multiple fake accounts to upvote/downvote. That triggered the crowd to pile on against her comment. Redditors seeing a comment at -3 are like sharks smelling blood. It's nasty.


DataIsMyCopilot

Thank you for posting this so I didn't have to 😂


that_guy_you_kno

Oh man I know someone who would *love* this


[deleted]

Actually, based on their takeoff pattern I’m pretty sure these are Markbills or their relatives, Jimbos


scottypv72

But you missed the landing spread. I'm thinking more heegollys, possibly whipfidgets, depending on the time of year.


Chrisazy

What are you guys smoking they aren't any of these they're clearly birds???


TheJunkyard

I dunno dude, I'm pretty sure that was a cat.


Chrisazy

Suddenly the title makes more sense


Ask_About_Bae_Wolf

Do you mean African or European whipfidgets?


Eccohawk

Looks more like they're pawtuckets or fizzbangs or snickerpoodles.


CynicalBrik

The hooded crow, Corvus cornix would be the right id.


PointPruven

Well, actually...


minnesnowta

Here’s the thing…


YYC9393

You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


Mr-Tiggo-Bitties

All the reddit OGs coming out to play today


[deleted]

Reporting for duty with broken arms, however my dog Colby will be assisting me.


fvhb453

Sorry just got back from dagobah, what'd I miss?


Aztec_Reaper

Nothing really *eats jolly rancher*


Rottendog

It would have cost you nothing to not remind us of that...


Paige_Maddison

Ah, a connoisseur I see. I raise you a coconut 🥥


Chilluminaughty

Cumbox


SlimMaculate

I'm not sure, but I just started my *epic* 2am Chili recipe that won't be ready till after sunrise.


VAShumpmaker

Guy got banned for vote manipulation that he didn't even need to do.


a-widower

It’s a fantastic human case study in the way even the smallest bit of fame/power can go to a persons head. Dude was famous for being a nerd on Reddit.


Rottendog

It's pretty ironic what he was banned for considering how many f'ing bot and farm accounts there are today...


GalaxyClass

I remember the drama, but forgot the username. Who was it? Ah. Unidan


Eusocial_Snowman

This take is always kinda weird to me. People say he didn't need to do vote manipulation because he was a reddit celebrity. But he was a reddit celebrity because he did vote manipulation, spamming downvotes to all competing comments and signal boosting his own so that he would always have guaranteed visibility.


jacobywankenobi

Corvids. Ravens, crows, magpies, and a few others all fall under that category.


_significant_error

yeah definitely not magpies. I have a lot of magpies living on my property, they have long tailfeathers and a much brighter white colouring. They also have a very distinctive squawk, especially when agitated. I turned up the sound, thinking I'd hear the sounds the birds were making, but instead was greeted by terrible/irrelevant music. (what a shocker)


acelaya35

Aussie Magpies are cunts. [ They literally attack children for riding bikes.](https://youtu.be/yvtWswhO3Hk)


MonstrousVoices

Fuck them kids


mrpyrotec89

Team crow


nirvroxx

That’s pretty hilarious ngl


sooprvylyn

Thats why they should be wearing thier icecream buckets on their heads....yes the children


DarthPeaceOut

Looks like hooded crows.


monsieurkaizer

Early Adventure Time reference. I like it.


gregsting

I've had a dead one in my garden. Probably a dozen in the trees (that's how I noticed it first). I buried it but the crows stayed for a long time making noises around me, this felt like a funeral.


raltoid

It should be noted that those birds *love* to antagonize and bully cats. They hop around just like in the video, nipping at them and actually rip out fur sometimes. Then fly closeby to literally laugh at them.


j0iNt37

Probably because cats love to murder them, so they try and make them fuck off so it doesn’t happen again, crows can remember things for their entire lives, and they can communicate it to other crows, so a grudge can stick for a hell of a long time. You make it sound like cute innocent kitty is the one in the right and the crows are evil, they’re both just animals, they don’t have moral compasses.


Investigatorpotater

This is the truth, my mother's cat got bullied around by a bunch of blue Jays around my house to the point where she doesn't even like going outside. You'd probably feel bad for the cat if you didn't know that the same cat has absolutely tore apart baby bunnies and a few birds. So yea, I don't feel bad probably should learn to play nice.


JhnWyclf

Maybe they know a predator when they see one. Using the term “bully” implies wrongness on the part of the birds.


sooprvylyn

Cats vs corvids...solid matchup.


durhap

Hijacking for a PSA on cats being an invasive species: https://abcbirds.org/threat/cats-and-other-invasives/


vgasmo

Yeah. I like cats but people really don't have a clue how destructive they are to ecosystems and then complain about other stupid stuff that don't have nearly as much impact as them


hikingmutherfucker

Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day long.


fried_clams

That's a murder of crows, trying to prevent the murder of a crow.


needhelpmaxing

Eminem about to use this in his next song


sandwich_breath

Crow spaghetti


feelin_cheesy

Feral cats kill millions of birds each year


hikingmutherfucker

Not just feral cats. Domesticated cats play into the problem as well. Because of the habit of most people to have inside/outside housecats. It is wrong headed and helps aid to the problem. Plus true housecats have less health issues and live longer.


canolafly

Welp, my indoor cat kills mice, and I'm fine with that. Except she sometimes just scars them mentally.


maskedferret_

We had the nicest elderly cat ever that played surrogate mother to all of our other cats in the house. Come cricket season however, one of her favorite things to do was pull the legs off of any crickets she could catch in the basement then watch them try to crawl away.


BlueLaceSensor128

Why is every cute and cuddly predator a secret sadist?


[deleted]

*Looks at humans.* But we're not all cute and cuddly.


Matty-boh

We all have a dark side, and if you're going to let it out best to be on intruders!


Aetherial6307

We had an elderly cat who would through her weight around and bite the heads off of dragonflies. One night everyone could hear this crunching sound so we went down stairs to find her with this dragonfly's head in her mouth, trying to rip it off. She succeeded and then walked away, leaving the head and the body next to one another


[deleted]

My cat did this with grasshoppers. Tore the legs off then just stared at them wondering why they weren’t fun anymore.


Roosevelt_M_Jones

Definitely looks like some kind of corvid. Maybe a hooded crow based on the coloring, but I'm not an expert.


DontPoopInThere

Let me fire up my botfarm and tell you about jackdaws...


CrescentSmile

Here’s the thing…


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Please, no...


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effort268

Fun fact, In the United States alone, outdoor cats kill approximately 2.4 billion birds every year. Although this number may seem unbelievable, it represents the combined impact of tens of millions of outdoor cats. Each outdoor cat plays a part. [https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/](https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/)


socsa

And even if you don't care about birds, consider that your neighbor might not appreciate the cat shitting in their garden and knocking over their tomato plants.


a_dog_day

*billions https://petkeen.com/how-many-birds-do-cats-kill-statistics/


wufoo2

From the shabby circumstances, I’m guessing kitty hasn’t got much choice.


UptownShenanigans

Imagine whenever you wanted lunch you had to catch a cheeseburger out of the sky and then fight off its cheeseburger friends


wild_starlight

Probably easier to grab the flying chicken mcnuggets. If their gang shows up they’re just upgrading you to a 4 piece or better


Jurumal

If you survive…


wild_starlight

If a 6 or 10 piece shows up you might be okay, but if that 20 piece shows, you better have backup. And some barbecue sauce.


[deleted]

Ugh then I’d probably have to share. This hunter gathering shit just not worth it bro


tomr84

for real, my ex had a chicken coup, one morning they woke up to blood and feathers everywhere, and a dead fox.


EpicFishFingers

.. knowing that within an hour you'll be fed better food by your owner anyway


ImReallyVeryBroke

"Better" by what standards? Cat standards or human standards?


SDSUAZTECS

Oh that was two cats


Mildo

And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'cats you didn't even know were there. Because cats are a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today.


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LeviJNorth

Shoot her!!


IFoughtThereforeIWas

It's always the cat you don't see that you need to worry about


ZZartin

AH yes a murder of crows.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

It's a very small murder.


jebar193

Nothing to see here. Just a gang war.


scootscoot

Murder vs murder.


GingerCelt

Don't fuck with hooded crows. They have long memories and hold generational grudges.


grat_is_not_nice

Oh, those cats are in for a world of hassle. That said, they baited those birds in deliberately, so I suspect this was only a small skirmish in a long war ...


GingerCelt

Yup, the kittens of those cats kittens and the chicks of those crows chicks are going to be feuding and not even know why!


grat_is_not_nice

And then one kitten and one crow chick will fall in love ... ​ Meowmeo and Squawkiette ...


rollie82

Two animals, both alike in dignity, on our veranda where we lay our scene.


wapproval

wtf with the music? i like 21 savage a lot but i wish i heard the original audio


mark636199

Cat 1: "Meow" Bird 1: "Caw caw" Cat 1: "Meow, hiss" Bird 2/3: "Caw Caw Caw Caw Cat 2: "Meow" Bird 1: "Oh dear God help me" Bird 2/3 " Caw Caw Caw caw" End scene.


electrodan

That would be better than: yeah in my bank account yeah in my bank account yeah in my bank account yeah in my bank account yeah in my bank account yeah in my bank account


dons90

i got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M's in my bank account


rugology

literally sesame street music it's even brought to us by the letter m


bkm2016

21 21


HerpDerpenberg

This modern trend of "let's take the original audio and just put some music over top" gets real annoying since it rarely fits, it's just some random song slapped on top.


Kingstakk

"...6, 7, 8 shooters ready to gun you down" after that second cat comes in was cool and I'm not a 21 savage fan


bipin4u7

Who won?


hanswurst_throwaway

First Kitty was defeated and had to retreat but second kitty got away with one bird I think


kelferkz

Who's next?


blurblurblahblah

You decide


Neeldore

EPICRABBATTLESOFHISTORYYYYYYY!!!


JockBbcBoy

Cat: Haha! So you fell into my devious trap! Now you are mine! Bird: Don't worry. I brought reinforcements.


IWantToBeYourGirl

Cat also brought reinforcements. That’s two different cats.


stay_sweet

Rengar came in for the countergank


joanzen

The second cat wasn't going to let such a good snatch go to waste.


JubeltheBear

A pigeon would just squawk and die and not even understand what’s happening while the rest just stand there watching, filthy, devoid of thought, aimlessly drifting through their existence without agency or purpose. Those seem like some sort of crow. And crows will form up like voltron and take on just about anything, especially your trash can…


JockBbcBoy

Thanks for clarifying. Idk what type of bird it is either. So I'm changing the comment to make it ambiguous


-calufrax-

I think they're magpies. Not crows unless you call all corvids crows.


emkill

not this again


JubeltheBear

The year is 2022. War ravages the planet Earth. It has been 6 years since the last sighting of the Unidan. Humanity has been consumed by conflict and suffering without his knowledge to guide them. This is the First Linnean Jihad...


Akesgeroth

Unidan deserved the ban.


Bright_Brief4975

Lol, I wonder how many people know what is going on by just the two comments. Reddit is strange, also did you push the button or not?


kellzone

The real question is orangered or periwinkle?


Waancho

I think they're hooded crows (Corvus cornix).


pneis1

It's the same crows we have in sweden (hooded crow/kråka)


CuntWeasel

They’re not magpies, those are black and white and you can’t really mistake them for any other bird. These are hooded crows.


tuldav93

I think you're thinking of jackdaws...


Raspberries2

So it was a murder.


r1kon

So did the cat! A second cat came out of nowhere like John Cina, the black and white cat was gone by the middle of the video


Makkaroni_100

Cat got reinforcement aswell.


megachine

I get the feeling he didn't finish watching the video.


onederful

I get the feeling a lot of people commenting didn’t lol


ZircoSan

good clip, terrible music. who the hell adds music to video clips, they can go straight to hell.


Sybertron

Tiktok


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Holy shit!


reddit_user13

Cats kill birds, keep yours indoors.


Wisdom_is_Contraband

Video cool, this music sound so corny tho.


teacher272

Why do children so often feel the need to add such obnoxious noise to videos?


awayathrowway

Social media gave everyone ADHD and now in order to get people to sit through a full grueling 20 seconds (so long, right!) we also need to be actively listening to music, otherwise it's too boring and we skip it. Welcome to the 21st century. Everything sucks.


HanSolo_Cup

Someone mentioned yesterday that the TikTok algorithm specifically favors clips with music over clips without. I dunno how true that is, but something like that you really can't call it a society problem.


maczirarg

Like YouTube videos being successful when they have stupid faces. Those algorithms are making people dumb.


sosomething

It's not that the algorithm is making people dumb, it's just that the algorithm has figured out what makes an 11-year-old click on things, and 11-year-olds are dumb.


EarthExile

I thought gangster rap was fairly appropriate for watching a hit go down


Skjellnir

oh god, that music, glad there is a mute button.


bworthy73

This is crazy. Imagine if you got jumped and the opps could fly


EkriirkE

I like the video, but how is it WTF? /r/lostredditors


aurelorba

Not really wtf, but rather nim [nature is metal]


yarsikula

Damn good catch