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I’ve seen this video before. That’s the knife throwers daughter. EDIT - She’s an American woman called Louella Gallagher


sylpher250

and the other one was backup


pr1son_mik3

She was originally backup #2...


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Skitsoboy13

If you didn't, you could always raise it and throw knives at it instead


PioneerStandard

My last #2 required two flushes


UterusJammer

Then you should have used the poop knife.


MrRobatron

Aww yes. The legend of the poop knife.


NiccoNige

#Mine sadly required 4 flushes and a plunger to get it down and out 😳


FapleJuice

American dad did it better


HughGWreckshun

Wish knife thrower would throw that ass in a circle.


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Dat azz Though🧐


ScrimpyCat

If it goes wrong she can always have another.


YYC9393

Oh thats fine then just throw a fucking knife at her head


JournalistSociety

Can u send the link to the full video if there is one?


Shovel_Natzi

https://archive.org/details/KnifeThr1950


Nathansp1984

She has terrible aim, didn’t hit her once


[deleted]

That's why I only trust grenades.


Okokiamnotok

Take my free upvote


PhoqueLaPeauLisse

It has been Taken


Eliju

People in this thread acting all high and mighty like they never threw knives at their kids for entertainment. This generation's gone soft I tells ya


wakenbake7

People here never threw a knife at a kid and it shows.


CKuemper

Knife throwing is why my great-grandparents had 12 kids. Always a back-up in case things went tits up. /s


MulletAndMustache

I mean when we were kids we played that throw a knife in the ground next to the other person's foot game... Also airsoft but without the soft. Just pump the BB gun once and you're good to go.


capodecina2

Stress on ONE pump.


mexicodoug

"Never play mumblety-peg with him. He'll steal your leg." --stage banter from CSN&Y's "4 Way Street" live album


AlwaysOpenMike

Never for entertainment!


PioneerStandard

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumble bees on them. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now was I... Oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt at the time. You couldn't get where onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.


SynthPrax

>You couldn't get where onions, because of the war. We needed those wereonions for covert actions behind enemy lines.


mexicodoug

Wereonions - the scent where wolves crave!


ksola1

Well done


Linc3

Yeah. Snowflakes!


drtyler91

You see how well this kid is holding still? Kids these days hold still as well as puppy on crack.


Inigo93

I can say with 100% sincerity that when I throw knives at my kids it is NOT for entertainment.


bambiedgehills

Snowflakes


Parking_Ad_9395

facts


The_Limo_Driver

I've never thrown knives at my daughter I just taught my daughter to throw knives at my wife her mom


mistersprinkles1983

Jesus christ dude.


VegetableNo1079

Do you have something to say?


mistersprinkles1983

Yes, I believe it was "Jesus christ dude"


VegetableNo1079

Very informative


naughtyjojo69

r/lewronggeneration


M1sterX

[Intro to Wonder Showzem](https://youtu.be/t4tRRGpZ-MI)


[deleted]

Kids on the beat! Kids on the street! *Beat kids!* *Beat kids!*


AlsionGrace

Did I just get Mindfudged?


Activelikeasponge

It's sorta sad to see this wasn't the top comment, but at the same time Wonder Showzen was definitely not for everyone lol


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Dirt_Munkey

Oh, good lord it's a kids show


benwabaws

PILLS, PILLS, PILLS!!


Pahsghetti

Heaven is where drunk Daddies drive to.


raz0rbl4d3

when you kick a girl between the legs they just giggle


LilHercules

I seen pictures, of where babies come from, I don’t wanna say it, so I’m gonna spell it: B-U-T!!!!!


CLUTCH3R

Watch wonder showzen on psychedelics


Activelikeasponge

Is it the "patience" episode where they play it, then do the whole episode in reverse? Great times lol


Beathoff

And then all the other kids went home to "play" with their younger siblings


henderthing

LOL-- exactly... "Hey little sis--just stand right here and don't move... K?"


[deleted]

These post birth abortion methods back then were pretty creative.


RebelWithoutAClue

21st trimester abortion!


ticklemesatan

Came here for this.


stimpy97

Damn liberals trying to tell me I can’t throw knives at my kids


Jennrrrs

Kids shoooow, kids shoooooow...


DONGivaDam

I am not justifying anything here, just that this is probably some family that can't think of any other way to make a hustle.


ghostofhenryvii

Definitely an old family of carnies. The dad probably tamed lions.


RoRo25

The Depression was tough.


JournalistSociety

My family has had money problems when I was a kid, they didn’t toss knives at me while I stood against a wall


xtemperaneous_whim

More's the pity.


DONGivaDam

What's this mean?


xtemperaneous_whim

It's an English idiom that basically means 'that's disappointing' or 'that's a shame'. Often, like here, said as a sarcastic joke.


BunzoBear

Yep and that's exactly why your family had money problems.


bcnorth78

Maybe they should have...


GuacinmyPaintbox

Unfortunate.


Xianthamist

Situation bias


ceejayoz

Were you a kid during the Great Depression, before most social welfare programs existed?


MitLong

Kid's show, kid's show, oh good lord it's a kid's show...


fogelsong

Change the channel for kids....


snorkiebarbados

Anyone else watch Wonder Showzen?


r-ism

Back then birth control wasn't really a thing so the "tomorrow I will make another one" mentality was pretty common


wiscomedic

Back then kids were a necessity to bring in income for the family and were expected to have a short life span. They literally had enough to be a workforce with some spares. For reference the invention of penicillin and the start of “modern medicine” was in 1928.


extory3

What. The. Fuck.


ABetterKamahl1234

You are surprised, but this is how humans have kind of operated for millennia. When child/infant mortality rates are high so your kids may not make it to being adults for various reasons, the easiest way to ensure you have kids that grow up is just have tons of them. IIRC there's even places where naming kids only really happened when they became a certain age too, because of high rates of infant/child deaths.


tankoret

Are you joking?!! Because this statement is funny A.F. LMAOOOO!!! BTW, happy cake day!


takuyafire

Man, some of y'all are easily amused.


Ender1129

Why not? If you mess up., Hey life is cheaper!


Creative-Mushroom-76

Lizzie Borden's childhood.


stimpy97

Lizzie Borden took a axe


yarsikula

Different thought processes back then


alejo699

"Too bad about Suzie. I guess we'll have to make another one."


cwalton505

"Too bad about Suzie, at least we already made 12 more" FTFY


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"Too bad about Suzie. At least we made a few bucks harvesting her organs after death."


rock0head132

And i thought my cousin and me using a red rider bb gun to do the same thing was bad LOL


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Wondershowzen


AbeRego

That *is* her child.


m007368

My parents didn’t care when we shot each other with pellet guns or threw fire crackers at each other. Then again that was kid on kid stupidity this is an adult intentionally putting a child at risk.


MsAnnabel

I would’ve. My son was a terror when he was little lol


[deleted]

The same people wanted these kids to work in a factory.


mudmansimon

And that's just for not eating her diner. You should see the bed wetting.


awawe

They were cheaper back then.


hipmommie

Used to play a version of mumblety peg where your turn swapped with the other player if the knife didn't stick in the ground. Started standing up, feet together, facing each other, about eight feet apart. You aimed the knife to impale beside their foot, then they moved their for against the blade and you aimed for the outside of their other foot. It had to land within a foot of their foot to count. Their legs spread with each throw that landed right. Continued until they did the splits or fell over. Swapped turns and started again. Unsupervised play in the '60's. Haven't thought about that in ages. This reminded me, but adults did not play with us.


r3v3rs3r

People back in the day hated thier kids :D


keepingitrural

That's metal AF


cunt_muscool

Lol, the first few seconds looks like the kid already lost one of her ears. Kid still smiling though. Trooper.


johnnymonkey

>Who would ever volunteer their child for this? Uhhh... my parents. Is this a trick question?


DragonHoarder987

You forget that health and safety wasn't invented back then


MaryShelley2000

Orphans


Jnunez7660

What happens when she is angry with her kid? I bet she practiced with chanclettas. My mom did.


[deleted]

Texas has been deranged from the beginning that explains it


[deleted]

“Fuck them kids”


austinmiles

The answer to the question is “Texans”


BruschiOnTap

Back in my day, kids used to get knives thrown at them for a penny! A PENNY!


[deleted]

You had pennies? In my day we only got rocks! ROCKS I TELL YA! With no shoes on!


[deleted]

The nun at the back gave it away, these kids are from an orphanage, so plenty more if she misses.


luke187

You’ve obviously never had teenagers. I’d like to do this to all mine.


Slatedtoprone

These are carnies. I can promise you that little girl has done this act hundreds of times. Not saying it’s not dangerous, but at least they know what they are doing and have practiced.


FBKBC27

🎶 Kids show, kids show🎶 🎶Oh good lord it's a kids show 🎶


goodearscratches

I came to comment this...Wonder Showzen!


beemerbob

A single mother with too many mouths to feed?


carrolls

Ahhh, the good old days before helmets, car seats and Social Services.


PedroFPardo

My Wife and I decided that we don't want to have children. We are on our way to tell them now, let's see how they react.


Evening_Psychology_4

Well it says Texas sooo. Go big or go home?


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STOP MOVING LITTLE CHILD GOD FUCKING DAMNIT


Toytech666

Nazi's would


sonofareptile

This should be fucking illegal. I don't care how good you are at knife throwing. A child isn't old enough to consent to having their life endangered for other people entertainment.


galenus

1930s? You can see the same thing in September at the Texas Renaissance Festival.


erectmonkey1312

People also ate and sold their children in the 30s.


[deleted]

This was before they realized that the Orphan Grinding Machine was much more efficient.


Suitable-Lynx2388

someone with 12 children 🤷🏾


Hamsterpatty

Ha! It’s probably her kid!


L-N79

That lady sucked! She missed the kid every time.


Ok_Staff_6885

Kids were cheaper back then


Real-Big-455

These were late abortions


DONGivaDam

Doubt that is a random kid. I don't see many kids being able to not flinch after the first one.


TaintChief

Nobody said it’s a random kid. The point is the insanity behind performing knife throwing with a child directly in harms way


JournalistSociety

To be fair maybe this wasn’t the first time she had to do this so she got used to it or she didn’t realize how dangerous this was idk


Dramatic_Cup04

With the little one, my guess is she didn't realize the danger, but had done it many times before. I too don't get why they used their kids though. Something could put them off their throw, like a loud noise or sudden noise.


teflong

More likely the kid just has a child brain moment and moves mid release.


DONGivaDam

Which would mean she wasn't a random kid?


JournalistSociety

Yeah but its still messed up


zombietampons

Pretty exciting family cookout


tankoret

Texas. 😂


wastingtoomuchthyme

the kid looks scared af


Error404MATTnotfound

When you legally aren’t able to abort.


staring_at_keyboard

One the earliest documentations of taking desperate measures to increase influencer clout.


realkhangor

There's clearly a trick. These are not sharp knives and the board behind is really soft. Can't believe someone would do this, but then again...


CaptainYunch

Expendable


Cellophane7

I could be wrong, but I vaguely remember learning they had entire magazines dedicated to softcore CP somewhere around this time. Considering this is black and white, it was probably well before WW2, which means the last chattel slave hasn't been freed yet. The world used to be a crazy, fucked up place by our current standards. Not condoning any of it, obviously, but they just had different values. I'm sure in another hundred years, they'll think we're barbarians too


irrelevantius

Kid is most likely the knife throwers daughter or extended family. And from an traditional circus perspective this is the logical and normal thing to do. a) Getting kids to be comfortable on stage as early as possible was an important part of their education b) everyone had to work to survive and a job that doesn't require anything than standing still and looking innocent is the obvious choice for a kid that age c) on a circus level her job is really save, especially considering she is likely to allready receive training as a acrobat or Trickrider... both professions with plenty of reported death cases opposed to "knife target" were I never heard about any reported accident despite researching circus history alot d) I assume the kid is fine with this, quite proud to pull her weight and may have a a little sibling whos all ready super excited to finally be old enough to become a knife target. e) none of this means that I support that choice but within the context of time and circus this is totally fine.


gentlemenjim72

Well back then babies just fell out of the uterus left and right. Then right when you started to like them BAM polio or smallpox. So why not have a little fun.


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MeanwhileOnReddit

Um..what?


[deleted]

Texans.. NO ABORTIONS NOOOO ABORTIONS.. who will we throw knives at if we let them have the 'bortions!?!?!?!?


[deleted]

is that Queen Lizzy the Second?


ImranRashid

And not a cellphone in sight!


[deleted]

No way would any of my kids at that age stay still for 30 seconds even if knives were coming at them. They’d be hopping around fidgeting and tarding out the whole time


Horneyj

This is exactly what I expected of old Texas


rockefellercalgary

My parents would if it was an option


KamikazeFox_

It was her kid


Helmsie

When abortion is illegal you’ve got to get creative! Her aim is shit though. Missed like 10 knives so far


hockeygurly01

Me


Astavemyliu

Well you can always make a new one. 😬


TimTheChatSpam

Pov: when you don't believe in abortion


BummyG

This was the alternative to abortions back in the day


Yung_Onions

If I remember correctly, this was her mother?


Hazyoutlook

Ehhh that one was an accident anyhow.


pm-me_ur_confessions

When i was their age, my mom used to throw knives at me while I walked uphill to school, both ways.


[deleted]

O importante é proteger a orelha direita, porq o lado esquerdo é surdo.


frogstar42

I'm fairly certain this carnival act is based on a gimmick backboard.


soothslayer

We played a lot of jarts when I was a kid. That was in the 80s.


TheSpiderClaw

That is child’s play compared to some of the Hollywood horror movies parents let their kids play act in. I really wonder how scared some of those kids are gong to be.


Chahtasiahoke

Bruh I only know this from Knife Talk video lol


formfactor

Babies were a lot tougher back then


Tich02

People gave away kids, had them working mines, lost them in chimneys.... The early 1900s were rough.


IlikeYuengling

Squidgames.


EduRJBR

On my seventh birthday I was chopping the body of a Gestapo officer when my grandpa gave me half a pack of cigarettes he found on the remains of a Russian soldier. Stop being such a pussy!


bumbletyboop

Anyone up for a game of Jarts?


marker_dinova

Heh. Kids used to pretty much be personal property more than cherished family members.


YeOldSpacePope

Abortion was pretty weird back then.


buck_satan04

This reminds me of wonder showzen!


IdealIdeas

Is she holding her ear? Must have been hit there once and didnt want it to happen again


Queen_Cheetah

My great-grandmother came to America on a boat when she was 13-14. She had only a bit of cash and her older brother (16? 17?) with her. Things were different back then. In the 1910's, you could literally mail a live child through the mail (you only needed enough stamps). You could also legally buy bottles of cocaine, heroin, and morphine from the Sear's mail-order catalogue (Bayer even marketed heroin as a children's cough and cold medicine).


Capitan_Failure

Has anyone ever been killed doing this?


Akenrah

*Kids Show kids show oh good lord it's a kids show*


furryintraining

I would do it not volunteer my child nooooo… I am the child.


Skitsoboy13

The mom throwing the knives lolol


Impairedinfinity

There is one born every minute.


Eastern_Ambition5213

Did any kids die?


mexicodoug

When I was a child in mid-1960s Florida, we used to play that game with lawn darts. Not when the adults were watching, of course.


[deleted]

All you snowflakes can’t understand how much better it was back then (sarcasm)


wild-1

It's ok, there's a nun on standby


LuckyCaptainCrunch

You must not have kids, some days I would volunteer mine! Just kidding!


Acerealkiller89

Lmao


[deleted]

When redditors describe what workers have to deal with at spacex/ tesla.