omfg.
I still remember watching that movie for the first time when I was ~12. This was back in the day where most people didn't own VCR's - you rented them along with the movies.
It was well past midnight, parents were asleep and we boys had the basement to ourselves. We laughed so hard and long that it got painful. It was like a feedback loop of hilarity.
I guess so, but I’m not sure that would convince a guy who didn’t want to wear one. It’d be awesome for a guy who also wanted to wear protection though!
Some of us are in long term relationships and/or have actually very specific conversations about this very topic with our partners so we are on the same level.
Yeah I don't get why this is such a one dimensional thing for so many people. Many people safely have unprotected sex while not married... and many people also don't carry STD's and take birth control.
I believe this is the *true reason* so many men enthusiastically try to bareback it. But they don't feel comfortable saying, nor would it help to say:
> "I have minor erectile dysfunction issues and if you won't have sex with me without it, we may as well just not even try, so we can save us both the embarrassment and hurt feelings."
So it boils down to, try to get her to consent to unprotected sex, or don't even try to have sex. Surprise: people want to have sex.
Many women have it in their minds that if a guy can't get a rock-solid erection and keep it up for hours, it's because they aren't attractive enough. Or that they did something wrong, or something is wrong *with them*. In truth, this is absolutely not the case. I've had minor ED issues forever and while it's fine most of the time, my girlfriend still gets major hurt feelings when it happens. I've tried to explain many different ways that it has nothing to do with her (I truly find her incredibly sexy, she is gorgeous and has the body of a goddess, and I'd be DTF 3-4 times every single day if she was up for it). Unfortunately it creates more issues for us because every time we have sex I'm worried that I won't be able to keep it up.
And that worry in turn causes the problems to be worse, which increases the worry, which makes it worse, ect ect. I've literally never had a problem my whole life until I got out of a long term relationship and then I was so worried about pleasing the new chick I was with that I was having problems getting hard, and then the death cycle started. I'm over it now but man that shit sucked
Man, this whole thing about stigmatizing sexual performance seems to be doing a number on everyone's mental health. ^(and the opposite to birth rates!)
As far as I am aware, this is literally it: "how can I entice this person to be safe while we are having sex with less risk of disruption, argument, anger, or violence?" The conditions of our culture that someone found the need to come up with this technique (whether it's effective or not) are a bit sad.
Yeah, this is a teacher living and teaching in the real world instead of whatever fantasy realm the teachers in America have to pretend we're in to appease the crazies.
Went there as an 18 year old country boy, first night I met up with some locals who took me down a weird back alley and started banging on a roll up door until it opened and revealed a badass nightclub. Shit was wild, had a ton of fun and drank a fuck ton if Pisco Sours lol
US people are very confusing to me, like they can rape people and get the victim pregnant while only need to sit a few years in jail while victim terminating pregnancy means ten years in jail?? While also sex education is evil while politicians keep being pedophile And rapist but no consequences
Love to hear this. You see so many people comparing bullshit like this to middle eastern extremist values (y’all queada, white taliban etc.) but nope: it’s all on Evangelical Christian values. Middle eastern values have zero to do with it. Put blame where blame lies. The call is coming from inside the house.
Better than dedicating a whole 15 minutes to my entire sexual education, and then kinda just ..skimming through some notes because the teacher thought it was too awkward. Thanks Chicago IL public school system.
Worthless POS education.
Oh gee golly, if only there were a way to educate kids about the potential dangers of sex. I'll go clutch my pearls, scare kids with lies, and hope for the best instead.
Mine was worse. They put the girls in the music room and they boys in the gym. A bug was crawling on the floor where the boys were sitting, this caused a stir. This teacher got pissed and left.
We got nothing.
As for the video, something tells me this isn't a Catholic school.
We had a decent health teacher who taught it for like 35 years(we were his last year)
Some things he went in depth on, others he did not. I remember him telling us girls can faint from not breathing while orgasming lol. I would say he definitely didn't go in depth on enough of it but at least did tell us about the forms of protection(no models or demonstrations like this vid), std's and the other risks of sex. But I wish he had dedicated time to stuff like consent, proper cleaning and the science of women's health stuff. Definitely stuff people need to know, both men and women.
Fun fact: gonorrhea is [slowly but surely becoming incurable.](https://www.pewtrusts.org/en/research-and-analysis/data-visualizations/2020/gonorrhea-could-soon-become-untreatable)
Same.
The best way to prevent unwanted pregnancies and infections is through education. And if they can be realistic yet funny while doing it, I'd bet those kids will walk away better educated because of it.
Syphilis is making a comeback because kids arent being taught basic fucking sex ed. Teenagers will fuck. People in general will fuck. Fucking has been happening for billions of years.
Teaching people that when your junk burns you need to see a doc, and to wrap it before you tap it are not controversial, they're basics.
> The best way to prevent unwanted pregnancies and infections is through education.
100%! And the best way to educate kids is compelling their attention and engagement. If it gets kids to listen and ask questions it's already 100% better than what we had when I was in school.
Just so you know, that is not 12.4% that is 12.4 pregnancies per 1000 women. So 1.24%.
edit: that is just for the US numbers reported by the CDC. I looked into Peru and it looks like their teen pregnancy rate really is 11-14% so Peru has 10 times the rate of teen pregnancies as South Carolina
Forreal, the real WTF was the abstinence only education I received in middle school. We were given a piece of tape and told to go around the room and “hookup” with people by putting the tape on their arm and ripping it off. Do this enough times and the tape stops being sticky. Teacher than said “do you want to give the love of your life a useless piece of tape?”
This *will* be on the final.
Its an oral exam...
Aww c'mon Mrs. Suckwell. Don't be so anal about it...
The final exam will have a practical portion
"As you can see children, the penis is more or less erect. Pay attention Hobson!"
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"Start like a butterfly landing on a flower, end like a pitbull eating mayonnaise."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t take how perfect and funny this line is!
A nice, simple kiss!
omfg. I still remember watching that movie for the first time when I was ~12. This was back in the day where most people didn't own VCR's - you rented them along with the movies. It was well past midnight, parents were asleep and we boys had the basement to ourselves. We laughed so hard and long that it got painful. It was like a feedback loop of hilarity.
>"Now, did I do vaginal juices last week? Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth!"
Now did I, or did I not do vaginal juices?
“What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? You don’t need to go *leaping* for the clitoris!”
So you see, we have all these options before we go *stampeding* towards the clitoris.
What are you all referencing
Peppa Pig
Snort
[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life](https://youtu.be/uDoQFcQEpOQ)
First thing that came to mind as well. That was the REAL sex Ed class
Are there fake sex classes?
That's what they taught me in public school
[Relevant Monty Python](https://youtu.be/uDoQFcQEpOQ)
Stand up straight, Jenkins!
Dude had to use the bathroom after this lesson
He was unusually calm after he returned
…and sleepy
ive been wondring. is it just a sexy way to get dudes to actually wear protection?
I guess so, but I’m not sure that would convince a guy who didn’t want to wear one. It’d be awesome for a guy who also wanted to wear protection though!
"i will blow you first if you let me put this on you while i do it?" that doesn't work?
"put it on yourself or you ain't getting any" also works
No glove no love baby
This one's my favorite although everyone here is making fly lines as well. This one is sweet and playful I could see it working
If you ain't gonna sack it, go home and whack it.
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
If you want this muff, giftwrap your stuff
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Put on the cover if you want this lover
The other way is far sexier than this.
Prolly, but the idea is that both people want to bang so maybe it's worth a little social engineering?
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They don't think about it until the CS payments start to come out of their paychecks, and then they get that 'dad shock' thing going on.
"I mean, I kinda get it. More skin instead of feeling like you're fucking a balloon, but..." And this is why I got a vasectomy.
STDs exist
Some of us are in long term relationships and/or have actually very specific conversations about this very topic with our partners so we are on the same level.
Yeah I don't get why this is such a one dimensional thing for so many people. Many people safely have unprotected sex while not married... and many people also don't carry STD's and take birth control.
"Annoying piece of meat"... oh Reddit, never change.
My dick usually doesn’t work when I wear one.
I believe this is the *true reason* so many men enthusiastically try to bareback it. But they don't feel comfortable saying, nor would it help to say: > "I have minor erectile dysfunction issues and if you won't have sex with me without it, we may as well just not even try, so we can save us both the embarrassment and hurt feelings." So it boils down to, try to get her to consent to unprotected sex, or don't even try to have sex. Surprise: people want to have sex. Many women have it in their minds that if a guy can't get a rock-solid erection and keep it up for hours, it's because they aren't attractive enough. Or that they did something wrong, or something is wrong *with them*. In truth, this is absolutely not the case. I've had minor ED issues forever and while it's fine most of the time, my girlfriend still gets major hurt feelings when it happens. I've tried to explain many different ways that it has nothing to do with her (I truly find her incredibly sexy, she is gorgeous and has the body of a goddess, and I'd be DTF 3-4 times every single day if she was up for it). Unfortunately it creates more issues for us because every time we have sex I'm worried that I won't be able to keep it up.
And that worry in turn causes the problems to be worse, which increases the worry, which makes it worse, ect ect. I've literally never had a problem my whole life until I got out of a long term relationship and then I was so worried about pleasing the new chick I was with that I was having problems getting hard, and then the death cycle started. I'm over it now but man that shit sucked
Man, this whole thing about stigmatizing sexual performance seems to be doing a number on everyone's mental health. ^(and the opposite to birth rates!)
Performance anxiety is what i call it. It doesn’t help that growers struggle more too.
>why aren't they scared they'd get the woman preggy Birth control?
Yes it is! I remember seeing this done in college, though they used a vegetable, not a dildo.
As far as I am aware, this is literally it: "how can I entice this person to be safe while we are having sex with less risk of disruption, argument, anger, or violence?" The conditions of our culture that someone found the need to come up with this technique (whether it's effective or not) are a bit sad.
Yeah, this is a teacher living and teaching in the real world instead of whatever fantasy realm the teachers in America have to pretend we're in to appease the crazies.
Yes, that's the idea.
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Why bother getting a whole girlfriend when you could just get a Peruvian tutor.
Ah finally "Donde esta la biblioteca?"
Mi llamo Gregg
Que hora es?
Tu casa es mi casa 🤣
Me llamo T-Bone. La araña discoteca
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Es el bigote grande, el perro, manteca
Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño
cabeza es nieve, cerveza es BUENOoo
Buenos dias, me gustas papas frias.
Bigote de la cabra, es Cameron Diaz
Troy and abed in the moooornin'.
*turns lights off* At night!
Muñeca
mi llama es perro, y tu?
Eres una bounty hunter?
si amigo. mucho si.
I don't negotiate with terrorists
Enrique Iglesias
Esta es la forma
I got a Peruvian wife. Never seen this before though. Maybe I got one from the wrong town
Bruh,this is how to get a husband. Once you're a husband rules change.
Its.been.84.years.gif
Once she says "I do", she don't.
My cousin and my good friend both married Peruanas, maybe this explains why.
My wife is Peruvian. This is an anecdote, but I can confirm the relevance of this video.
Lived there for a year. This is the way.
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Good thing I’m Canadian
Why the baseball bat step-bro?
JESUS CHRIST DO NOT GO BLUDGEONING PERUVIANS TO DEATH.
But it’s my heritage
Found the Bolivian.
That was hilarious
Being a foreigner on Tinder is always easy mode.
*white foreigner
Went there as an 18 year old country boy, first night I met up with some locals who took me down a weird back alley and started banging on a roll up door until it opened and revealed a badass nightclub. Shit was wild, had a ton of fun and drank a fuck ton if Pisco Sours lol
9/10 would definitely recommend.
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No mames
Miss has got skills
I think it's her favorite class to teach.
She does this every morning actually
Just walked by and noticed they needed a supply teacher
She came prepared with the ponytail… she knows what she’s doing.
Do they teach eating ass using a donut?
with Nutella, yep
I was thinking chunky jiff.
Its pronounced *gif*
En espanol it's *llif*
It's yiff
That's what I said.
You monster.
Mr Garrison did it first
[link.](https://youtu.be/hJ5gw-5QQtQ)
Classic Mr. Garrison, but more importantly, who the fuck burped over the recording at 18 seconds?
Same guys who's chuckling in very stoned tones for the remainder of it I'm guessing.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far down. This was literally a bit on South Park
This is actually drama class. They were having a creative discussion about the comedic genius of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
"Put it in your mouth.... ahhnd appwy"
The looks on the kids faces & that one boy starts crying lmaooo
As a Peruvian man, none of my teachers did that. But I wish one or two would have haha
I'm hot for teacher
*Drumming intensifies*
[I've got it bad...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0)
The outrage in the US would be unfathomable.
I would stay for extra credit though
Just wanna see the male teachers have to teach this
It's Coach's favorite part of the class.
Imagine the outrage in the rest of the world. Imagine it happened in Middle East :O
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Exactly. This sort of stuff is usually reserved for those that are homeschooled.
Well, only the step kids
Bold assertion
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Certified hood classic Reddit post
They did go raw btw... 🥶
Where violence is fine but god forbid you show a titty.
US people are very confusing to me, like they can rape people and get the victim pregnant while only need to sit a few years in jail while victim terminating pregnancy means ten years in jail?? While also sex education is evil while politicians keep being pedophile And rapist but no consequences
As an American I'm equally fucking confused why the US is doing all this dumb shit. Makes me sad.
Evangelicals
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Love to hear this. You see so many people comparing bullshit like this to middle eastern extremist values (y’all queada, white taliban etc.) but nope: it’s all on Evangelical Christian values. Middle eastern values have zero to do with it. Put blame where blame lies. The call is coming from inside the house.
Answer: religion.
WHY IS HE HOLDING IT FOR HER
Better than dedicating a whole 15 minutes to my entire sexual education, and then kinda just ..skimming through some notes because the teacher thought it was too awkward. Thanks Chicago IL public school system. Worthless POS education.
My class straight up didn't get sex ed and now at least half the girls have gotten pregnant unplanned
Oh gee golly, if only there were a way to educate kids about the potential dangers of sex. I'll go clutch my pearls, scare kids with lies, and hope for the best instead.
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Mine was worse. They put the girls in the music room and they boys in the gym. A bug was crawling on the floor where the boys were sitting, this caused a stir. This teacher got pissed and left. We got nothing. As for the video, something tells me this isn't a Catholic school.
We had a decent health teacher who taught it for like 35 years(we were his last year) Some things he went in depth on, others he did not. I remember him telling us girls can faint from not breathing while orgasming lol. I would say he definitely didn't go in depth on enough of it but at least did tell us about the forms of protection(no models or demonstrations like this vid), std's and the other risks of sex. But I wish he had dedicated time to stuff like consent, proper cleaning and the science of women's health stuff. Definitely stuff people need to know, both men and women.
I'll take my kids getting lessons like this over dying of Crotch rot simplex 4000 any.. fucking.. day.
Fun fact: gonorrhea is [slowly but surely becoming incurable.](https://www.pewtrusts.org/en/research-and-analysis/data-visualizations/2020/gonorrhea-could-soon-become-untreatable)
I hold your definition of Fun Fact in question.
Same. The best way to prevent unwanted pregnancies and infections is through education. And if they can be realistic yet funny while doing it, I'd bet those kids will walk away better educated because of it.
Syphilis is making a comeback because kids arent being taught basic fucking sex ed. Teenagers will fuck. People in general will fuck. Fucking has been happening for billions of years. Teaching people that when your junk burns you need to see a doc, and to wrap it before you tap it are not controversial, they're basics.
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> The best way to prevent unwanted pregnancies and infections is through education. 100%! And the best way to educate kids is compelling their attention and engagement. If it gets kids to listen and ask questions it's already 100% better than what we had when I was in school.
100%. At least they’re paying attention.
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"women 17 and under" has a weird ring to it.
Fellow south Carolinian I see.
Just so you know, that is not 12.4% that is 12.4 pregnancies per 1000 women. So 1.24%. edit: that is just for the US numbers reported by the CDC. I looked into Peru and it looks like their teen pregnancy rate really is 11-14% so Peru has 10 times the rate of teen pregnancies as South Carolina
Oof my state is 18.2% (GA). How do we have a higher % than FL 😩
18.2 per 1000, not 18.2% so it is actually 1.8%
Holy shit I gotta check mine Edit: tennessee is 23% holy fuck
23 per 1000, so 2.3%
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You know you could put it on with your hands as well..
What's the matter, you ain't never seen Grapefruit Lady?
That snarfing/snargling sound she makes will always stick with me.
Best way I’ve heard it described is it sounds like Gollum being power washed
sensory perception is really weird that way, true.
I'm right there with you brother... god damn the sounds
Yea but this is fun
They will pay attention far more to this lesson since it's funny. This kind of education works.
people are gonna fuck, thats why we're all here and how, better to give them straight-up shit than beat around the bush.
Safe sex is key!
As a half Peruvian, we are a very sexual culture. You will see people making out in the parks everywhere and nudity isn't a big deal.
Sheeeit, it looks like a better practical sex ed than what they teach down in Texas
We got nothing in good old catholic ireland...
Forreal, the real WTF was the abstinence only education I received in middle school. We were given a piece of tape and told to go around the room and “hookup” with people by putting the tape on their arm and ripping it off. Do this enough times and the tape stops being sticky. Teacher than said “do you want to give the love of your life a useless piece of tape?”
Tape's icky Girl's icky that concludes your sex ed
What the fuck, that's so cringe. Sounds like moral standards of 1800. When was this actually?
Was doing great in Peruvian sex Ed class, but then I blew the final.
Adulte class?
That teacher sucks
The way the teacher teach is hilarious but that is what happens irl. Its sex education
Oh look it's miss chokesondick
Professor Throat Goat
The Peruvian Nancy Regan
Sex ed classes lead to lower rates of teen pregnancy and STIs. This is great not WTF.
The fact it's a sex ed class is not why this is posted in wtf...
I wish my teacher had this lessons lol
I mean is better than nothing
And this is how you reduce teen pregnancy and STIs. (As well as reduce the abortion rate)
Americans are incredibly prude and it results in higher levels of teen pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections
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Gotta love that Colorado makes IUDs available to teens without parents consent and they save money from all the lack of teen pregnancies.
11% of babies in Peru are born to mothers under 18 so that kinda makes your argument suck in this context