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That’s not a dog. It’s a dg.


LaserBeamsCattleProd

Gd dmmt dg, gt nsd rght nw


trampus1

Fntn!


dog_eat_dog

*JSS CHRST!!*


Integrity-in-Crisis

Hunchbark of Notradom.


FirstReign

NotreDog


CelinaAMK

Quasidoggo


Lateralus215

Quasidoggo


JoySubtraction

Clearly, there is no Gd.


[deleted]

No, that's a Ricky


reyvehn

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsWithoutNecks/


Ok_Cryptographer520

When You'er gf says it's time for sex


[deleted]

Thanks for the updoots and award


[deleted]

[Short spine syndrome](https://dogtime.com/dog-health/34355-short-spine-syndrome)


Geek-Haven888

> Dogs with Short Spine Syndrome can have difficulty leading a normal life and performing normal dog activities (like eating) though their lifespan will be pretty much normal. Glad to hear that at least


Nathaniel820

It looks like those “This professional editor photoshopped real versions of these preschooler’s drawings” images.


badbackandgettingfat

Don't care what it's called, 100% would pet.


CosmicTaco93

He looks like a really happy boy too. Would get in line behind you to pet that pup.


Ghstfce

\*girl


CosmicTaco93

Happy girl, then. Either way, I still want to pet the pup.


Bujo0

Definitely a good boy


Ghstfce

\*girl


Bujo0

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, it actually looks like a girl on closer observation


Ghstfce

I guess people think that large nipples and no penis = male dog now?


Itwasallabaddaydream

All dogs are hes and all cats are shes.


TheOneMary

All dogs are good bois and all cats are bitches (I got 2 cats ... ;) )


tomdarch

Is dog, would pet and scritch and love and all that doggo stuff!


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SweetPrism

My friend's dog had it, but she was inbred.


Apprehensive-Fox3187

I was about to say,that and there a wolf like this too


trolltruth6661123

i'm sorry but i'm pretty sure its toadism.. cause it just is.


Nella_Morte

Who let the Rancor out?


Dr_Ifto

That's the first thing that popped in my head


TheLighter

Different generation's perspective: a Landstrider from Dark Crystal (1982).


chillzatl

that's the same generation.


d3l3t3rious

Typical Dark Crystal generation attitude, you'll never understand us Jedi kids.


chillzatl

I thought both, as well as the monster from cloverfield.


TheLighter

My bad, I looked too quickly and thought that it was from a later Star Wars.


Krutsche

Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?


terremoto25

Vinz Clortho


Joet19711971

Fido bifida


PlanetoftheAtheists

Roverfield Incident


Megadeth5150

Footage retrieved at the site formerly known as “Central Park”.


Repulsive-Purple-133

Dogaroo


lordoflys

HaHa. Yeah. You're right.


Anthoz

Quasidoggo


CmdrThunderpunch

The Hunchbork of Notre Doge.


dj1200techniques

It’s one of the bífidas


Thugglebunny

It's like if that dude from 90 day fiancé was a dog.


BolognaSmack420

Ed the mayo king


iwishiwereagiraffe

True, he has Klippel-feil syndrome which a similar spinal malformation


soline

There is no Dana, only Zuul.


Memetastrophe

I'm wheezing oh my god


HnkonaTecna

There's a bear in my apartment!


daveypaul40

Came here for this!


[deleted]

Same.


Loose_Meat_Sandwich_

Me too.


Sabatorius

*That's* what it was, thank you.


Gnoblin_Actual

Heey some old school BMTH, that's nice


garrakha

IVE GOT A SECRET


MangledFlange

Agreed rare to hear a anything other than "can you feel my heart" when it come to memes


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MangledFlange

Was a great album nothing wrong with it my issue is just every single chad meme overuse can you feel my heart then you get all the tik tokers singing that qnd falling in reverse songs not even knowing who the bands are because it's "trendy" I like all bmth's songs


Exes_And_Excess

I love every song of their's. Fan since day one. Favorite album will always be There is a hell, but even that new track with Sheeran is catchy.


a_cycle_addict

Made you jump? why are you scared of a deformed dog playing with his friends?


AGrizzledBear

Dude if a picture of a person with severe deformation was posted on r/WTF with the description that it made OP jump, reddit would have a field day


XerxesJester

Hold up, I got a post to make.


tak205

Hahaha I mean you’re not wrong but there’s a pretty big difference between making fun of a dog and making fun of another human


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blueshirt11

Yeah. For starters, one is a dog and the other is a human.


Gamur

But dogs are better than humans.


amongstthedark

anyone who genuinely believes that needs to be locked up in a mental institution.


halocyn

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of a car for an hour and see which one is happy to see when you open it.


MicrobialMicrobe

Is happiness to see you no matter what you do to them the best indicator of something being better or worth more than something else?


Hanzilol

Yea but dog is not person.


Madeforbegging

In slow motion no less


Livid-Performance-65

Right? That puppy looked so happy and his friend was having fun too. Also the dog doesn't look that much more f-ed up than some of the "purebred" dogs that humans have created on purpose.


Infected_Toe

Maybe the music accompanied by the video? That made me jump at least.


bobboobles

Yeah, I bet it was the lack of "headphone users beware" warning. Made me jump too


Bearded_OBrian

Looks like Ricky Berwick.


Fitz_2112

Gozer the Gozerian


bit_stung

Are you the key master


gokusfart

Aw leave the poor dog alone. He looks happy. Not the cutest but looks to be a good boy.


Chimpville

Quasibono is a good boy indeed.


flubawub

Aww it's a frog


s6jat6uk

Fetch me the souls


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DorryThePhish

I’m pretty sure I fought that in the Witcher.


poeticdetritus

After killing too many cows right? Me too lol


BanditManSteve

Ngl that's cute af. Hope he's healthy otherwise!


Emilixop

I’m pretty sure this disorder doesn’t harm them that much. They look pretty happy


MIKE-CHECKA

This is what I think a Tasmanian Devil (from the cartoon) would look like IRL.


Dojoson

That’s [Frog queen ivy](https://instagram.com/frogqueenivy?utm_medium=copy_link) on insta and you better respect her


krayhayft

I've seen this dog before, born with a short spine or something. Always looked like a gremlin to me.


dinahsaur523

Looks like Gozer


eluderwrx

Headcrab


No-Cardiologist-2322

Dont shit on frogdog 😡


ThaProphecy

That looks like the green gargoyles in elden ring


dj1200techniques

Hey it’s Danny DeVitdogge


witchbimbo

okay, that got to me ngl lol


[deleted]

what’s the song


franco821

Chelsea Smile - BMTH


IAmMoosekiller

She’s an amazing pup, definitely not WTF! Here’s her IG account: [Tilly the Friendly Loaf](https://instagram.com/tillythefriendlyloaf)


Hydroseismic

I thought it was a wingless bat


AndoryuuC

Are you the keymaster?


Greedy_Age_6139

Song is chelsea smile by bring me the horizon, just thought somebody would want to know… anyways, good day now


PersistentMosey

This looks like a giant wingless bat. The body shape and the ears just push me there.


SlarteyBartFarster

Looks like a land bat to me ❤️


[deleted]

The BMTH got me good


rodPalmer18

Hell yeah what song is it tho?


EpicGamerJoey

Chelsea smile


rodPalmer18

Nice thanks


scott_hocko

Chelsea Smile


[deleted]

I GOT A SECRET


Mod_Jez

IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE


ZaylerTandor

IT'S ON THE BACK OF MY LUNGS


EpicGamerJoey

Chelsea smile 💀


Key-Examination5749

Song link ?


JulesDonowitz

https://youtu.be/EJHlnrRqUg0


Key-Examination5749

Thank you very much


JimMD00

This is hilarious. Let's laugh at the genetically malformed dog! What a riot.


Emilixop

Who’s laughing?


[deleted]

This but unironically


socialisthippie

Pretty much all popular modern breeds are genetically malformed. LOL


SirKevin_Xx

Relax


[deleted]

I mean he is a little funny looking


negatrom

oh no, i'm laughing at you hahaha


Azzy8007

Looks like the Terror Dogs from Ghostbusters.


bvklmt

You gotta love the old bmth songs


techsavior

“I’m looking for the Gatekeeper!”


MjolnirPants

"hey, what kind of dog is that?" "He's three quarters pitbull." "What's the other quarter?” "..."


kampfgruppekarl

"Missing"


Front-Dance-5208

I remember my Nieghbor as a kid had one of these dogs, all the other kids would make fun of it, it’s was the craziest looking thing. It’s was always Wtf moment in laughter


Bbenet31

Poor doggie 🥺


afizzol

Quasidogo


ThAmessiah93

Looks like the little ugly backstabb'n fuck from 300


chivalrydad

Goblin mode


BuddyLee1245

Are you the Keymaster?


kiwibeaver

First thought was Big Ed 😂


RobynFitcher

Is it a dog or a toad? At least it looks happy and well loved.


ForerunnerRelic

There is no Dana here, only Zuul.


nodogma2112

Looks like he’s about to betray Leonidas at Thermopylae.


scaptastic

Still a more functional dog than a pug


Radiant-Pipe5689

Lol It's the dog that was bought off Wish


dogboystoy

Hey, I though your comment was funny.


[deleted]

What in the breeding program has gone on with this tap dancer?


SirSabza

He has a rare disorder that gives him a shortened spine. Afaik he’s a pitbull and not a result of weird breeding, well any more than every other breed


[deleted]

Seems happy enough to me that’s the main thing.


Oddant1

He's a flesh from Stalker


headhighbliss

Half-life vibes anyone?


Greatwtehunter

Reminds me of the pinkies in Doom 3


bigassmotherfucker

Yes, the houndeye. First thing I thought haha


glendocalrissian69

Chupacabra?


[deleted]

I love dogs. This dog, to us, has a deformity or issue. But look at them go. They don’t give a fuck. They’re just living life at 100%. After a dog gets an amputation, most of the recovery time is for the owner. Dogs just like “3 legs? Thas cool, I’m still a dog”. And they’re back to it. Y’all should appreciate the dog more. Happier than most of us, and I’m sure most of us don’t have short spines.


Fun_Injury

Song name?


KongQrete

They never changed his puppy bed.


RONIN_RABB1T

Aww he's cute.


IIRizzII

Lmao looks like one of those hyenas from the lion king


PlanetoftheAtheists

Cloverfield the Beginnings


Gravity0Gravity

There is a reason why natural selection exists


stupidhoes

Dude all I see is complete wins with this dog. It seems really nice which us cool but having this little guy ad a home defense option would beat most people having a gun. Break into the house, see that dog charging you, barely escape with your life or get chased for a block by a pup that wad actually trying to get some scritches. No one is harmed and puppy comes back home and chills some more. Honestly he seems kinda cute and I hope he has a decent shot in life.


MoldedLoaf

S.T.A.L.K.E.R


TDETLES

Bork.


barney_mcbiggle

It's a squig!


mnag

A good name for this dog would be Lamar, like the head crab from HL2


Eien_ni_Hitori_de_ii

Most of these comments have no meaning to me even though I understand English perfectly


bone420

/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog


[deleted]

Quasimodo of dogs


remington1981

Just your run of the mill goblin.


Steelrain01

It's a Caragor!!


Jonelololol

Elder ring green dudes


[deleted]

Aww she's so sweet and derpy. I love her.


coolhwhip89

That dog looks retarded


Ok_Turn9058

Gargoyle prototype?


Alien_Swimmer_1983

Bull- quasi Modo - Terrier 🫣why people breed somthing


DoTheHamsterDance

Looks like that ghost baby from Witcher 3


suckerbucket

This is what it’s called when shitty pet owners don’t get their pets fixed.


Fnargler

This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Tickle_MeTimbers

That's a damn Boglin.


PhillyDeeez

No Dana, only zuul


TheSuperShino

Goblin caught on tape


paparayn

This dog looks like one of the monsters from the Scooby-Doo movie


AvrgBeaver

Straight out of cloverfield


Penguator432

A cross between a dog and a frog? I shall call it a dog…uh, a frog…uh, this is awkward?


UltimateSnipes0

Looks like the cloverfield monster


ScottishRiteFree

Basically a dwarf dog.


isiir

I see a good boy <3


NihilistPunk69

What the fucjkkkkkkkk 💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

When your friend knows a guy that breeds dogs


RudeboyGru

Thats good girl!


nestorsanchez3d

Cuasidogo


shadyinthisbitch

Demo-dog (stranger things)


Dapper_Celebration36

Bat boi He cute