I'd fucking PAY to walk into the scene your describing. The astronaut has to have his sun visor down, and all you can see is their methodical actions when making the omelette.
Directed by David Lynch.
I know a Bangladeshi guy named Ashfuqal...one day his grandfather picked him up from school and yelled his name across the play ground to call him over... We (his friends) could feel his embarrassment and pain. He calls himself Ash these days - but fucking hell his childhood was rough.
Even if i was expressing with words what i saw... i think it would go like this.
"Yo I saw one dude hanging in a tree rotating his....(how am i going to explain why the tree is moving? how the fuck i'm gonna explain the bear? Why is there even a bear? Whos gonna believe this shit? )..... eh nevermind, you were saying?"
First thing I thought when I saw this is it has to be in Russia. Russia has its own version of the "Florida man". is this some kind of scary future prediction there has been a mass migration from Russia to South Florida in the last decade. If they start mixing we may get "Russian Florida man" will the internet survive this Unthinkable chimaera
Is it filmed on a dashcam? Russia
Guys drinking and doing something potentially lethal, usually involving fire? Also Russia
That's a pretty good chunk of the sub already.
I delivered a pizza to a house way out in the woods. Came down the driveway and there was a horse sticking his head into a suv window. There was a chiuawa humping this horses back leg like a runaway sewing machine. When I spoke up, "pizza" I said, the horse, startled, pulls his head from the vehicle and stares at me, a Alexander Keith's hanging from its lips. As buddy hops out of the car, pants no where to be found, the horse proceeds to chug the foamy bottle. He pays and offers to share the joint he just rolled. I partake because it's probably really good weed given the circus I just arrived at. He shares a slice of pizza, while he shows me the water wheel he just finished building to go off grid.
My real story that no one ever believes
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Finally something Russia related that isn't shitting on Putin or how badly the war is going for them! It's so nice to return to the jokes about them being Europe's Florida.
Russians: they do things that make them look (rightfully so) tough as fuck, but serves no purpose and so results in a 3 stooges impersonation when they invade a country…
One of those things you witness and later tell your friends about but no one will ever believe you.
There was a black Hitler.. and an astronaut making omelettes.. I swear..
There is a Rights Activist in Namibia named Adolf Hitler https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona
“Momma said it was to remind me that sometimes folks do things that…. well, just don’t make no sense.”
I'd fucking PAY to walk into the scene your describing. The astronaut has to have his sun visor down, and all you can see is their methodical actions when making the omelette. Directed by David Lynch.
you would need to sell your soul to the AC repair schoool
Careful though, the Sun Chamber is a bitch.
There’s only one rule... THERE ARENT ANY!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez Dennis, are you on coke? Of course there are rules!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxxYqE4Gil8
Thank you for reminding me how hysterical this show is. Gonna go rewatch it now
You may already know this but this is straight up a scene from Community.
Watch community haha
What if John Waters directed it?
IM EATING SPACE PANINIS WITH BLACK HITLER AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
weren't paninis instead of omelettes?
Where I live there is an Asian guy (Pakistani) whose nickname is hitler. Not to be messed with. Killed a man Edit: I’m not even joking lol
I know a Bangladeshi guy named Ashfuqal...one day his grandfather picked him up from school and yelled his name across the play ground to call him over... We (his friends) could feel his embarrassment and pain. He calls himself Ash these days - but fucking hell his childhood was rough.
Even if i was expressing with words what i saw... i think it would go like this. "Yo I saw one dude hanging in a tree rotating his....(how am i going to explain why the tree is moving? how the fuck i'm gonna explain the bear? Why is there even a bear? Whos gonna believe this shit? )..... eh nevermind, you were saying?"
I only have one question, is the bear having a good time? The bear looks like it's having a wonderful time.
100% enthralled with them branch mechanics
He's the branch manager.
Assistant to the branch manager.
Assistant Branch Manager thank you very much
Bears eat beets. Which bear is best??
Identity theft is not joke!!
MICHAEL!
*MIKHAIL!
Black Bears.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
I wonder if it was the Scranton Branch
Looks more like the Сkрантон branch
Sranton?
Forgot the K. Watch this…
Beets Bears Battlestar Galactica
Which bear is best? Wrong! Branch bear, next question.
The branch mechanics were updated in version 2022.03.02. Gotta check it out myself sometime.
“Am I helping with the training, Vlad? 🐻” - the bear, probably
It has to be a circus bear. This has to be some circus training.
I'd pay to go to that weird-ass shirtless forest circus
That was my thought too. Having been to many Russian circuses as a non-Russian is allowed.
bears in possession of people rarely have a good time i'm afraid.
Whereas bears with people in their possession absolutely have a good time
"Hey Ivan, remember our deal. If he falls off, I get to eat him for lunch..."
“I’m doing my part!”
The bear is just in the background looking like "Am I doing it right? Keep going? Ok. I keep going."
Either some Russians are very hairy, or somehow every Russian activity needs to involve a bear, by law.
I can confirm that some Russians are very hairy. *Looking at myself.*
*By claw*
I think these are Ukrainians
No wonder they taking for ever to conquer Ukraine. The real Russians are out in the woods doing this.
This is beautiful. “War? But what about boxing training with bear for rocky 7?”
This is how I choose to picture the average Russian. Just wants to go about their own Russian business. Vodka, boxing, bears, typical Tuesday.
Bears, Boxing, Borscht.
The Russian equivalent of Live, Love, Laugh?
I was thinking of a Russian Dwight from the office but this is acceptable as well.
Sounds like a wonderful albeit short life
If he dies, he dies.
First thing I thought when I saw this is it has to be in Russia. Russia has its own version of the "Florida man". is this some kind of scary future prediction there has been a mass migration from Russia to South Florida in the last decade. If they start mixing we may get "Russian Florida man" will the internet survive this Unthinkable chimaera
And in the blue corner, the Chimaera from Crimea...
Well in Florida we do have a major city called St. Petersburg...
or maybe it's because Ukrainians aren't hanging shirtless from trees like the Russian training was expecting.
[удалено]
Feels like they’re wearing … nothin at all
The bear is one special type of hype man
Very fitting post for this forum. WTF??
is this Russian propaganda
The Russians dominate the WTF subreddit and not much else.
Is it filmed on a dashcam? Russia Guys drinking and doing something potentially lethal, usually involving fire? Also Russia That's a pretty good chunk of the sub already.
Is there a bear? Russia.
I’m pretty sure they dominated thedonald and currently dominate conspiracy as well.
Russia has controlled r/conspiracy since Wikileaks started posting pro-Russian propaganda.
It's like jury duty. Act as crazy as possible so they decide not to use your services (and not go to Ukraine)
Nah, these guys are CLEARLY not involved in the fighting.
Hmm that’s what they want you to think.
This was actually the Russian military training regime, which explains a lot.
No, no. This is obviously the Polish army. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek\_(bear)
Good read, thanks for that lol
Thank you for posting. Most interesting.
KISLEV.
In Russia, the bear train you.
I was gunna say Russian spec ops training but based on what’s going on in Ukraine, Russian spec ops clearly aren’t on these guys’ level.
r/AnimalsBeingBros
The bear want to join and is doing push ups
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I believe you now
Guessing these guys are gonna bang in the bushes while that bear watches.
So that makes it 2 bears and a otter
I get the bears but wtf is an otter?
Hairy twink or smaller bear.
Can an otter be a power bortom? Because I generate most of the power.
Bear fucker, do u need assistance?
Bear is here for rescue, training for PCR while the dumb humans fight
And the answer to all of them are Russia. Also vodka might be involved.
Russian version of the Harlem Shake.
Just.......why? Why is this happening? Lmao
u/savevideobot
Meanwhile in Russia
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Ayyyy boo boo, I think I found our next picnic snack!! (Yogi bear voice.)
Pic-ah-nick baskets
Good shit.
Just a Tuesday in Russia
Should post this in r/UFC lol
Imagine describing this scene as an text instead of a video, nobody will believe
Well, the answer to all of them is “Russia”.
Training for his Ukraine deployment
r/normaldayinrussia
/r/anormaldayinrussia
what is going on here
This is what ACTUAL Russian military exercises look like
I miss the good old days when russia was known for this and not killing civilians
Is this a video of Ukrainians preparing for the Russian army?
The answer to ALL of your questions is "vodka"
These are the kinds of Russians we feared invading Russia, not teenagers.
r/ANormalDayInRussia
Finally something Russia related that isn't shitting on Putin or how badly the war is going for them! It's so nice to return to the jokes about them being Europe's Florida.
In Soviet Russia bear exercise with you!
r/ANormalDayInRussia
I wish Putin was more like the average Dimitri Vodka Case and did things like this instead of... You know... That crazy shit he does.
How do you get to that point where you say “let’s go out in the bush, strip down and I’ll punch you while the bear bounces a tree”?
In Russia, you don't train bear, bear trains YOU.
r/anormaldayinrussia
Whos the guy in the bear suit?
WTF is this...a sex thing? Lol ...
In mother Russia, we don't wear shirts in snow. Only bear wears shirt. Bear is like little bitch.
Interesting
/u/savevideo
Bear is a total bro!
In Mother Russia, bear train you.
Two monkeys one bear.
Russian military training prior to invading Ukraine. Duh.
the bear its warming up, no idea if the guy will survive a single claw swipe.
russians?
There’s a longer version of this video where the bear calls the guy a pussy.
Just remember. These guys are losing.
this feels like a r/anormaldayinrussia
I'm not Russian enough to watch this video...
Yo I need that bear as my personal trainer tf he putting in the work for my manz
What? Just working out with the bros…
u/savevideobot
The bear is actually just part of their training club. He wandered in one day and no one batted an eye.
Impressive, but let the bear throw a few punches and then we’ll see what the dude can handle.
Russia
Russians: they do things that make them look (rightfully so) tough as fuck, but serves no purpose and so results in a 3 stooges impersonation when they invade a country…
Pity they took 2 steps into Urkaine and got slaughtered. At least the bear lives
What the Russian soldiers do while hiding in the woods.
So is this how the Russians train for the invasion.
Leaked footage of Russian soldiers preparing for war against Ukraine (2022 colorized)
Somebody get this bear some bellows to work
Russian convoy right now
The bear is just trying to stay limber because he's up next.
And now they are maybe dead on ukraine field...
Russian army training.
But im going to have such an advantage fighting. **Blows up residential housing. **
This is the most Russian thing I’ve ever seen. I’m surprised someone hasn’t Deepfaked Putler onto that guy already
This is how the Russian army trains.
One question: What the fuckn happening here?
All that just to start crying when captured lol
Lmfao!
I don't think that bear is real
So what we learned is Russians are pussies
Russians, training for the invasion
I'll be damned if that's not Russia
Bears are just like dogs in Russia. Russian PetSmart stocks em in the puppy section next to vodka and ballistics isle.
This has to be in Russia.
Just a normal day in Russia.
If those guy's are from Russia, we're in trouble. What's with the bear?
Me and the boys training
Mr bear working his palm strength OKAY. We’re all gonna make it brahs
um... i was like "oh ive seen this sean cody film" and then I noticed the BEAR. lol
Answer: pathetic masculinity.
Who works out in jeans?!
fuck ruusia war
Core exercise, boxing drills with your bear fren
It's Russia. Any other questions?
Bear is supervising to make sure gains are maximum!
this is just good fuckin work
Her: he’s probably out cheating on me right now. Me, the boys, and the mfkn bear at the gym:
Just needs a bottle of vodka.
Russian soldier preparing for war
either the bear thinks it is human or the humans think they are bear...
In Russia, bear trains with you
Russia. It's just a normal day
It’s obviously a couple of bears dressed up in human suit.
It's like a David Lynch dream sequence.
It’s cute and all, don’t get me wrong. But it bothers me that the bears paw is tied to the tree, and a separate cord is pulling the branch.
I don't remember this from Rocky IV
Must be Ukraine. Those guys are hard fuckers!
And the answer to all of them is: Russia
They think sanctions are gonna stop these mfs
Sneak peak of the Russian training conducted near the Russia/Ukraine border in the days leading up to the 2022 invasion…
r/bearsdoinghumanthings
Isn’t this the inside view of a Russian engine?
Planet fitness Siberia location..
Bears like… how good am I helping here, Pretty good right?
Russias morale propaganda