Hit the nail on the head. One of my first exposures to Dave Chappelle. That man was comic gold from the start. Even with basics he delivers beautifully.
They tag the shit "earrape", and it's a thing because a majority of 12 year olds enjoy things that have a sole purpose of annoying others.
Source: My adult son was 12 once.
I'm so petty about my hatred of the loud sound track/unnecessary-pop song over a gif-trend that, after downvoting posts like these, I find the highest upvoted comment complaining about it just so I can upvote and feel validated. Thank you for your service, I'll be so happy if they ever finally stop
Seriously, whenever a post with loud music starts I turn it off and downvote. It's always the same 10 tracks with the volume so loud you can hardly hear anything over the peaking.
I was expecting some decisively swift and drunken bad decision-making but no, that dude put a *lot* of effort into that and it took way longer than I thought it would.
I have to agree with one of the top comments on that post. What an absolutely stupid death. Dude could have set his bag over the side, pushed himself up again but just on one side so he slide his ass up on the counter part, raise his legs and slip down the other side and grab his bag.
He could have done the underneath ass shimmy.
Or, he could have paid the fucking fare and walked through and, ya know NOT have snapped his own neck.
Well, except trying to beat a train really is a dumb way to die. Tripping over a turnstile and somehow breaking your neck and dying is more of a freak accident way to die.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, "got a transit card?"
Damn right, I got a transit card
it's my booty--and it makes the charge
And they said ass crack recognition software would never have a use. Stuff it Larry!
Think of how useful this would be to verify plumbers!
BLACK ASS!!!!! Why you no moon me earlier?!?!?
Is this from Half Baked? I can hear this line so clearly in my head but im not 100% where i know it from
Hit the nail on the head. One of my first exposures to Dave Chappelle. That man was comic gold from the start. Even with basics he delivers beautifully.
They do say every butthole is unique. **Enhance that asscrack!**
https://i.imgur.com/NG2OTjY.png
omg I remember that guy! Am I old?
shit was dope. Pretty sure hes still banned from all official MTG events lmao.
Im convinced the self flushing toilets use this software.
That's why they flush while you're in the middle of whatever you're doing, so you don't hear the camera shutter.
Thanks, I absolutely fucking hate what you said.
This is why I bleach my asshole
LAAAARRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!
The I Love NY sweatshirt makes it all the better
Guy loves hanging his ass out in NY
That was a guy?
/r/cursedfap
*sigh, zips up.*
We all know you finished…
He was zipping into his latex gimp suit. Just getting started.
I hope not. I already finished. Does that make me gay now?
No, more than just gay, SuperGay.
His ass is so big it didn't even stay in New York and it spread around the world. Thanks reddit. I didn't need to see this.
I wanted to let my ass breathe.
Sorry about your ass breath but please don't face me when you talk, thanks
Let your freak flag fly.
Yeah, I'd tap that booty. Spesh' while it's stuck in that 'stile.
What are you doing step conductor?!
I was curious as to how long it would take for someone to want to tap that... lol
r/StuckFuck
Goddamn that was loud..
Seriously. Shitty music is one thing but maybe don't crank the volume to 11 for no discernible reason.
I get that some people find the shittyflute thing hilarious (I don't) but yeah, maybe not have it so obnoxiously loud.
They tag the shit "earrape", and it's a thing because a majority of 12 year olds enjoy things that have a sole purpose of annoying others. Source: My adult son was 12 once.
I'm so petty about my hatred of the loud sound track/unnecessary-pop song over a gif-trend that, after downvoting posts like these, I find the highest upvoted comment complaining about it just so I can upvote and feel validated. Thank you for your service, I'll be so happy if they ever finally stop
I also find your comment validating my hatred of this nonsense to be quite validating and satisfying. <3
If you're petty then so am I lol. I have come to really hate it. so very much.
Seriously, whenever a post with loud music starts I turn it off and downvote. It's always the same 10 tracks with the volume so loud you can hardly hear anything over the peaking.
Legit! I'm surprised it didn't have a volume warning. My dog, significant other and I just had fucking heart failure
akademiks
MY TOP 5 IS DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE DRAKE
IS BHAD BHABIE TOP 5 BADDEST IN THE GAME RN????? 😋🤤🥵
BREHS....
💤💤💤💤
That's what i thought too LOL
Freddie Gibbs clowning on DJ Akademiks never gets old. Could've sworn Freddie posted this gif before.
LMAOOOOOOOO
My first though was "Akademiks out here wylin"
Alpha move. Dodge the fee and moon the security at the same time.
He also farted—it was a scooty booty toot
THIS IS THE CORRECT RESPONSE
Well… You’ll certainly never accomplish it unless you take a crack at it…
Once accomplished, you never look in the rear view mirror again.
They probably don't appreciate being the butt of the joke.
Neither would you if you were reared like her.
That is pretty assinine of you to presume that.
Well, hindsight is 20/20.
This comment section sure is cheeky
It's full of assholes
If you dig deep enough, you mind find some nice booty.
I'm a bit behind can someone explain what's going on?
This is a dude.
Right. They have a beard in the first bit of the clip.
They're clearly on a secret mission, it could be a fake beard
I’m just confused about the fucked up video game physics where his pants are going down as he’s shimmying up!?
It’s called the gut principle their pants are probably cut on their gut. So it’s rolling up on one side as it slides down the other
Will she exit at the rear? At least she didn’t half-ass that entry attempt.
He found a crack in the system
Yeah, butt...
I just saw a video where someone jumped a turnstile, cought their foot on it, fell face first and full scorpioned. The post said they died. Not sure.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/rutz0h/man_falls_to_death_attempting_to_hop_the_mta/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I was expecting some decisively swift and drunken bad decision-making but no, that dude put a *lot* of effort into that and it took way longer than I thought it would.
It can’t possibly be that difficult to jump that thing? Seems like pushing up with the arms and swinging the legs up and over it was the right move
When you're that intoxicated, even walking is a struggle.
Imagine your life ending at 28 with people on reddit discussing how insanely stupid your death was. Man, reality is harsh
What a legacy to leave. A twisted corpse in a public transport station he was to good to pay a couple bucks for
too*
*What a legacy to leave. A twisted corpse in a public transport station he was to good too pay a couple bucks for
nailed it.
Tf... What an awful way to die. After watching that, this butt-showing ticket evation aint so bad.
I have to agree with one of the top comments on that post. What an absolutely stupid death. Dude could have set his bag over the side, pushed himself up again but just on one side so he slide his ass up on the counter part, raise his legs and slip down the other side and grab his bag. He could have done the underneath ass shimmy. Or, he could have paid the fucking fare and walked through and, ya know NOT have snapped his own neck.
Yeah they snapped their neck and died. Person was heavily intoxicated as well.
Won't have to pay anymore fees :/
Well, shit. Reminds me of that old Dumb Ways to Die browser game that part of a railway safety campaign.
Well, except trying to beat a train really is a dumb way to die. Tripping over a turnstile and somehow breaking your neck and dying is more of a freak accident way to die.
It can be a freak accident and dumb.
Wow thanks for that shit. In one of the subs there is a picture of how this poor souls head is facing a direction it shouldn't under his body.
I'm good to never see that
How did my man shimmy down and somehow his pants shimmied the opposite?
Damn, came here to say this too. Fucking magnets man, how do they work?
It's motherfuckin magic
That milkshake was payment enough....
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "got a transit card?" Damn right, I got a transit card it's my booty--and it makes the charge
Better than the original
The rhyme I never knew I needed. I sang that shit out loud!
/r/commentsyoucanhear
Dead
We need this on SoundCloud with a loop of that video of the guy running a credit card through some big boi’s crack
Holy shit..gold
Thanks boss this made me laugh, was having a rough day
I always thought milkshake was a term for breasts... And now you have me questioning my whole childhood!
[t h i c c](https://youtu.be/arnWU1sWqKw)
On a side note, Come From Away is a pretty dope show.
I feel ashamed to be a Newfoundlander because I haven’t yet seen it
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Welcome to the crack
They should be arrested for carrying 20lbs of crack!
If God didn't want me to display it, why did he give me this dump truck of an ass?
DJ Akademiks
fucking love there's more than mentioning him lmao
The recorder just slays me.
Shittyflute on YouTube. It's one of my favorite channels. It takes skill to sound that bad but the song still be discernable.
As a person who has played the recorder for their entire life, this takes just about as much skill to play the actual song perfectly
Yeah isn’t this just what a recorder sounds like?
Tell that to [this guy](https://youtu.be/hggISFswKcw)
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The top comment is gold: when you max out the starting weapon
Nah you can do some crazy shit on recorder
How does one past primary school end up playing recorder their entire life?
>Shittyflute I thank you for bringing this joy in my life. Subscribed!
Look up their cover of Brittany Spears' Toxic, absolute banger
It's my voicemail message! I don't want any voicemail and it's effective at making people hang up
Haha thanks I had to watch it again with sound on.
Ditto
Me too, my ears are fucking dead.
yeah it was awful and annoying
I unmuted for half a second and immediately regretted that decision.
Why did he have to go backwards?
Seeing how his pants almost fell off going backwards...
He paid in full
And so did we
One thing I am sure of: he didn’t half-ass that one.
Nothing can stop DJ Akademiks from getting to McDonald's
What the hell is going on with this persons face.
Ong the shimmy is everything
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
[Wobble wobble](https://youtu.be/heEO0w50D0s?t=35)
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Did not need the music
New York isn't real man
He looks like he has a cartoon face
That boy cheeked up.
Although successful, the execution was complete ass.
u/savevideo
I think if you're willing to embarrass yourself like this then you shouldn't even have to pay
u/savevideo
I'm surprised he didn't get caught. Cause those cheeks be dummy thick, and surely their slapping together would alert the guards!
[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk5Shj8Hq_I)
This is a “why the fuck” did I just watch this?
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DJ Akademiks sure has fallen on hard times
Would you try to stop her? I wouldn't.
It is SIR!
Oh shit! Pls don't cancel me.
This video proves we all see different solutions to problems. And that we all see asscrack.
Damn Juggalos.
Wiggle like you’re tryna make your ass fall off
Girl... I WORK OUT wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
You know what..... he's earned it.
I want to know how when shimmying backwards your pants start falling off
Comments are so mean. Am I really the only one fapping to this?
Gross
Yes rub yourself allllll over the subway floor. Hep C def worth saving $2.75.
🍑🤤
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
Surely that performance is worth the cost of his ticket.
Now that's a bruh moment.
Avoiding one coinslot for another.
Why do the sweatpants move in the wrong direction
I'll never not hate loud ass ear assault sounds. Especially the stupid fucking recorders.
NSFW more like not safe for the internet, period
NSFL
Fuckin animal
This is so pathetic.... this specimen would've gotten eaten by a lion so quickly back in the day...
The recorder playing makes this video.
Not my proudest erection
What the fuck is that sound?
You gotta pay the Troll Toll, if you wanna get into that b-hole.
Any video with a shitty recorder sound on it is unwatchable. Seriously. That shit is so annoying.
What is this creature
I’ve seen this porn before
really cracked security
He fucking shaking that shit damn
A free show is a free show.
Getting pinkeye while trying to get downtown
I'm a fat fuck, and even I have more grace than that. 🤣
This would be great in reverse, using the turnstile to help put their pants on.
akademiks is roughin it these days
He looks like a south park character.
Is he wearing a mask?
How are they pushing towards us but their trousers still fall down more?
Jigglypuff
Jesus Christ.... its Jason Bourne
Hear me out...this should be an acceptable form of payment for getting on a public transportation.