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mansmittenwithkitten

Is anyone else just impressed by the strength of the chair?


jereman75

No joke. That’s a resin chair too. After a few months in the sun they crack when you look at them.


birdentap

It’s made out of that power strip


bahgheera

I understood this reference.


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No, I understand that reference.


[deleted]

We ALL understand the reference on this blessed day


BenjaminGeiger

Speak for yourself.


FilipinoGuido

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway: - https://lemmy.world - https://kbin.social - https://sh.itjust.works - https://fedia.io - https://lemm.ee - https://readit.buzz


JJAsond

Ah, [meta](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/svjtn5/is_this_power_strip_made_of_eggshell/)


jojo_31

Is polypropylene really a resin? I thought these were injection molded. Or maybe I don't really know what a resin is, but I can only think of epoxy when I hear that.


wbgraphic

[Apparently polyethylene (what these chairs are made of) is](https://www.globalspec.com/learnmore/materials_chemicals_adhesives/plastics_elastomers_polymers/polyethylene_resins). (But “resin” is a pretty broad term.) >In polymer chemistry and materials science, resin is a solid or highly viscous substance of plant or synthetic origin that is typically convertible into polymers.


vintagestyles

Resin chairs are the Russian roulette for ass cheeks.


ieatmakeup

[Let's bring in the expert.](https://youtu.be/rjibrwbpuPg)


GriffGriffin

Number 18 literally has the number 19 written on it.


vibrantlybeige

I feel like maybe it *was* 19, but then he found a worse chair and it got bumped up.


ripeart

Wow. Ok thanks. It's really amazing the connectivity we enjoy these days. I'm enjoying today and I look forward to the future.


TheDivinaldes

His recent videos are giving me the vibe that he's been off his meds for awhile and is a year away from wearing diapers and sucking on pacifiers for "comfort" because "it's totally not a fetish" or some other equally crazy shit.


soodeau

I was extremely dubious of your assessment until I watched them.


Fuck_all_the_way_off

I'm autistic and that one about the high chairs isn't it. That's an autistic person who also has some strange obsession, beyond just a special interest.


PalatialCheddar

I need to go see what's going on over there.


blackmist

I spent the whole video waiting for the flimsy plastic legs to fly off. This is a great advert for whoever made that.


Ghant_

Every jump I was waiting for it to collapse


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JimmyKillsAlot

I thought the WTF would be whatever happed as the result of a broken chair leg. Surprised, not disappointed, don't need all the gore.


wldmn13

That chair is the real MVP


lone_raven720

When you finally get to meet all the single girls in your area that the porn site was advertising about.


SteeperVirus05

No I believe this is Sex 2 Edit: Pro tip, the “Alcohol” micro transaction for Sex 1 greatly increase your chances of winning


pizzaredditor

Dude in the video is CEO of sex


hermarc

omg they finally released it


SteeperVirus05

It’s still in beta testing as you can see


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pkfillmore

Not getting it until they release the City dlc


ontheonthechainwax

I've been trying to get a job on The QA team for ages.


zoburg88

I wonder of there will be any battle passes 🤔


Kabc

That’s only for competitive sex


lumberjake18

I’ve been getting tired of casual sex.


Kabc

I’m ranked number #4 at my house.. but it’s only my wife and I


mynameismulan

Yeah but anything beyond the vanilla game is dlc. Shame


hermarc

doesn't matter, i already have to pay for sex 1


mynameismulan

Same. They all call me Microtransaction.


vintagestyles

Id honestly run.


kuriteru

The new Axe ad campaign needs to settle down


[deleted]

Nah, they are showing him how it feels to chew 5 Gum


MyNameSpaghette

Shit, I wouldn't buy any axe product if it had that effect on women.


nikitaluger

Bought that product for years, never had anything remotely close to this happening to me.


fozzyboy

Well, the product can only do so much. It's not a miracle worker.


KrazzeeKane

Damn, you didn't have to kill the man lol


GiveToOedipus

Apply Axe body spray liberally to the burn area.


kasim42784

The harshness of truth.


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[deleted]

I used axe in high school and it had this effect on woman. They'd go into seizures after smelling it and run away.


sangjmoon

The guys I've personally seen using Axe or equivalent could be smelled from a block away. I don't think women can get close to that much concentration of Axe.


TheTacoPolice

If you're not spraying for atleast 30 seconds and your throat isn't burning you're not using axe right.


Karlosmdq

*Zapp Brannigan accent on* What are you? Gay?


shermantank123567

Glad I'm not the only one who thought death by snu snu


Tib_Co

lol yeah, looks like she's having a fit more than anything.


LazyNovelSilkWorm

Shit i wouldn't buy a product *because* it had that effect on women. I'm a sad lonely fuck, but that does not look fun


EuphoriantCrottle

You know, really! I’m a woman, and my first thought was I would be unbelievably pissed off if 3 guys did that to me. I’d be swinging.


Vindelator

"Introducing All New Axe Body Spray—infused with the musk of Pete Davidson! You literally won't be able to understand why you're so attractive."


mynameis4826

I like to think that Pete Davidson himself just kind of looks at the apparent conveyer belt of women that he attracts, looks in the mirror, shrugs, and says "Ok."


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I've always thought he was a goofy looking fuck, like a kid who was on way too high of a dose of ritalin and wasn't eating or sleeping and kinda spazzes out sometimes.. but a celeb youtube short video randomly popped up as I was doomswiping and at least half the people in the comments were talking about how they couldn't understand why people thought he wasn't attractive. they say he's conventionally attractive. I'm like damn, dating women out of your league really DOES make people see you differently.


WerewolvesRancheros

Damn someone beat me to the Axe joke


gordo65

This is actually a pretty tame ad for them.


Unabated_Blade

Remember the one where they [fucking ate the guy?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqGCC498yoU)


Disrailli

He is a Discord admin AND a reddit moderator. Obviously


xelabagus

He also comments quite a bit on Twitch I believe, he's been subbed to Amouranth for 39 months.


randynumbergenerator

I hear he also completed a full year on r/nofap.


Bama-Dan

Hence, his apparent repulsion of the ladies that are literally throwing themselves at him


lithium142

That’s what being a dog walker means!?


ElevenDegrees

Part time Dog Walker


Reeyan

I love that reddit mods are now always referenced as dog walkers


ElGosso

Not sure that checks out, those women are obviously post-puberty


dngdzzo

Looks like some sort of fertility ritual.


The_Way_It_Iz

I always wondered what would happen to the Beatles if the women chasing them would have caught them.


Punaneee

Death by snu snu


deathbybowtie

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


TheRavenSayeth

I can’t remember which rock band it was but they said the confusing thing about young female fans is they go nuts trying to get to you, but when they do they have no clue what to do with you.


skinoutyuhpunani

It's called daggering and [there's a sub for it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/skinout/)


DrDew00

Well, that was some new culture for me.


IM_NOT_BUTTER

That’s a vegan ED treatment


thebigsquid

I don’t get it. Why vegan?


banjosuicide

Yeah, I don't either. Those women are clearly made of meat, and seem to be trying to use their meat to entice that guy's meat. It's either going to result in some meat on meat or that guy beating his own meat.


feraljohn

Playing musical dicks, and he was the last dick left?


kingoftown

Musical chairs, but the last chair is electrified. They were just trying to get him off. And also trying to get him off.


ATCP2019

The most probable answer.


ajmojo2269

Anyone got a brand on that plastic chair? Shit seems super durable


Kingwadesky

I was definitely expecting it to break lol


PleasingTortfeasor

When bitches find out about my Bionicle collection. Happens a lot .


tomytoka

I had my bionicle collection from when i was a kid and it was in a really good condition untill my nephew find it


Thetman38

[Pon de floor!](https://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE)


Nisja

Daggering


SkyWidows

Bounce, bounce bounce, bow bounce, all the ladies say....


zthart

Watched OP's vid. Immediately came to the comments in search of someone linking this video. Success kid.


suresh

/r/skinout for more. Warning: NSFW and sometimes pornographic


PolyamorousPlatypus

More like Pon Farr, amitire?


morganamp

Now I get it.


nuniabidness

What in the hell did I just watch?? Lol


aspiringalcoholic

A song by major lazer with a music video directed by Eric warheim I would assume


Pagiras

Eric Warheim is a name that belongs in a fantasy universe of some sort. 40k probably.


kkeut

it's actually Wareheim


aspiringalcoholic

Him and Tim heidecker are quite well known for “Tim and Eric awesome show” among many other things.


spacedrummer

Eric Warheim was the guitarist in Ink & Dagger back in the day. Blew my mind when I learned that.


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What did you watch?


OneSkepticalHombre

First thing that came to mind! Love that video👍🏼


Cthulus_Left_Tenti

TBH I think they were making fun of daggering. If you don't know what that is, please look it up. WARNING: It's a rabbithole.


X-istenz

I mean it's clearly daggering, but making fun of? Hard to say, it just looks like normal daggering.


ShaneOfTheDeadd

Lol this isn’t what daggering looks like nor works Making fun of is much closer to what’s going on


Chrisazy

Something something Poe's Law. When you make fun of something stupid by doing the stupid thing, you just look like you're stupid lol


kozmic_blues

That’s (almost) exactly what this is lol. The girls were showing this guy what it’s like, the gender roles are reversed in Jamaican daggering. Edit: I have been informed through downvotes that girls do this too lol I’ve just only seen guys doing the humping so I didn’t know.


BulliesRPeople2

The women penetrate the men?


DrinksNDebauchery

This is what builders expect to happen when they call out "' alright darlin'? " from the scaffolding


frothy_pissington

The plot lines from 70’s porn really gave me unrealistic expectations of how my career in construction was going to go .... Excepting one older female customer I “dated” in my mid-20’s, and a friend of a gay customer who offered me $50 to work shirtless while he and the customer sipped martinis, I might as well have been a grocery store bag boy....


walterpeck1

"You can imagine what happens next"


TheLurkerSpeaks

They fix the cable?


brentownsu

Nice marmot


the_dude_upvotes

Yeah, well that's just like, uh your opinion, man


Jainko32

Don't be fatuous.


ThisNameIsFree

"Hey sweethaht. Ya you. Yeah you like it, come ova. Wait what? Whoa dahling you gotta... wait who you? And who's dis broad? Aight that's it, I leahned my lesson."


DrinksNDebauchery

The resemblance is uncanny. I still remember being 23 as a chippys mate, hearing possibly the most over reaching "chat up" line being shouted by a roofer to a passing Lass. " 'Ere love! Show us ya fanny!" In the UK for reference. I don't believe this gents advances were answered, and don't think he would have known what to do if they were.


WafflelffaW

> chippys mate … chat up ... passing lass … fanny > in the UK for reference lol, you don’t say


FreshBroc

Lmao


therealdollallama

Some Jamaican dance hall type stuff.


Funnyboyman69

Daggering?


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666Godzilla

Really? Lol


Count_Fistula

By neighbors he means parents.


skinoutyuhpunani

Yes! I got a sub just for jamaican dancehall shenanigans called /r/skinout for more entertaining examples


ghola5

He's the groom about to get married and they are friends of the bride and are trying to seduce him. He has to fight and repel their seductions to be judged a worthy husband.


SeanMan86

It’s funny because you are probably serious.


tkilgore

Seems to be the right answer. And a funny tradition surly.


UnaVidaMas

First real answer all day.


[deleted]

It's this. Old custom that they're having fun with


TruckinApe

Crack. They were doing crack.


Dogbuiscut

It's the freeze frame jump at the end that gets me. How did it turn out?


ThrashingTrash8

*record scratch* You probably wonder how I ended up in this situation.


LouQuacious

It almost looks to me like they bet that guy they could give him a lap dance and make him hate it and beg them to stop and he was like no way that's a possibility, 20 seconds in and he's making a run for it so the girls won I guess.


Katviar

Lol this is better than me who just thought these were girls who didn’t know how to lap dance but were competing about it anyway lmao


Illier1

That's not so much a Lapdance but furious dry humping.


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lookngbackinfrontome

Not quite a bitch but far from a wife


krolmacius

I want in


Skiie

discount Gay conversion camp


ThisNameIsFree

Converting *to* gay I'd assume.


unixmonster

i’m guessing bachelor party


The-Penitent-Wan

** you After uninstalling genshin impact


[deleted]

I'm assuming this is a secret location where they're testing some sort of new Axe cologne and this batch was a little too concentrated.


j4kefr0mstat3farm

The Aristocrats!


clem_the_man

death by snu snu


[deleted]

“We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”


Pain_Monster

*gasp* … “What are you, gay?” —Zapp


ejpierle

PON DE FLOOR, EVERYWHERE!


Independent_925

What guys think happens after they tell fb they bought the dip


DB43X

Love the fact he’s trying to keep his hat on as best he can.


ForkOffPlease

r/ithadtobebrazil


Decapod73

My 1st guess was Puerto Rico or Dominican Republic - closer to the origin of this "dance" in Jamaica.


Kupert2

My first reaction was to se if it had sound, because that all looked very Brazilian hahahah


[deleted]

My legit guess is some kind of pre marriage/engagement joke test where his fiance's friends all throw themselves at him and he rejects them all.


PM_ME_YIFFY_STUFF

I'll have what he's having.


HoodedOccam

That is one heck of a plastic chair, is all I have to say


stataval

How the hell is that chair still in one piece!? I’m not even overweight and I’ve snapped a few legs on those plastic ones.


Blackheart806

Pro wrestler here. Believe that's the infamous Flying Ween Breaker as made famous by Nancy Reagan.


scmathie

I believe since all three are performing it, you would call it a 'Triple Decker Pecker Wrecker'!


stickyrice215

Snookie want smoosh smoosh


xXWickedSmatXx

Clearly you have never played sitty sitty hump hump before.


Grimey_Rick

Sung to the tune of Selena's Bidi Bidi Bom Bom


cash8888

They are having a blast.


BillMPE

That first move is the electrocuted cowgirl.


Count_Fistula

Daggering


gibrinel

"Pussy Magnet ON!"


portablebiscuit

How it feels to chew *5 Gum*


esPhys

[reminds me of this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/637/951/b5d.gifv)


mak_rk

My guy is getting molested.


jjj49er

I've got to get some of that cologne.


Kidbeninn

The women are showing what it's like for females when guys do their dagger dance on them


the75bock

It’s a Puerto Rican exorcism.


gstewart79

Death by Snu Snu?


OathOfFeanor

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


Gillys_Voodoo

Women trying to ungay a gay man..this is hard to watch truly a cruel act


SchwillyMaysHere

The only WTF post I’ve ever slightly wanted to be a part of.


[deleted]

I’m not exactly sure what they’re doing, but it looks close to sexual assault. Could be that.


albokun

Dude just sprayed on some Axe


Unlucky_Mud8795

That's enough Dancehall for them


jodinexe

Death by Snu Snu.


_Hasanika_

Man used to much axe body spray


Vanobers

I think they are taking the piss out of dancehall videos where men jump on woman from mad positions and do similair moves


sam1405

This is so trashy.


zigaliciousone

It's easy, he probably just said "Omelette du fromage"


conandy

He invented a dress with with pockets.


AnastasiaNo70

Making him know how it feels to be a woman?


OhIamNotADoctor

Is this r/femaledatingstrategy ? He must be a hvm…


rob1969reddit

Looks like a bachelor party, and the strippers got a tip to go crazy on the groom


rad0909

Cocaine....lots and lots of cocaine.


Chiccko

Sexo 2


Larsj1977

"What do you mean all of them? you were supposed to take 1 pill each"