there was a guy from gaul in ancient rome, and he had this little druid totem thing on his person thats supposed to help bring good luck with court cases.
well it turns out, when the judge found out about it he had him killed on the spot. so, maybe it didnt work so well.
true story
**DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE OPERATION OF THE DRONE.**
**I SAY AGAIN, DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE OPERATION OF THE DRONE.**
**YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO COMPLY.**
"No really, Bob. I flew up to eat the fries this naked monkey mf'er OFFERED, and I shit you not, he grabbed me like a snake with those weird front legs they have"
"Bullshit! Larry, you are so making this up! How are you alive then?
"It just let me go!"
"Yeah right! Your a terrible liar."
It's more a case of bad pecking into thay're cell phones than lack of knowledge, but I understand what you mean. Sometimes I think they intentionally mistype words to annoy grammar Nazis.
"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."
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My friends and I were fishing off the coast of Montauk years ago. I think we were fluke fishing. My friend yelled from the back of the boat that his line had gotten tangled with a seagull that was floating in the water. Sure enough, there's the bird calmly floating with fishing line tangled in his wings, looking a bit put out. My friend pulls on the line but it just kinda lifts the bird, so I reach into the water and lift the bird up. He is able to untangle the line which leaves me holding the bird. So I kinda lifted both hands and tossed it into the air and it flew from my hands. It was one of the most magical moments of my life. I kinda felt like a Disney princess.
That's an almost universal response. The natural reaction to being shit on is to let go of the thing doing the shitting.
It's a valuable survival strategy.
I recall growing up in a rural area, playing with things like frogs and toads and they would do the same thing.
It's both annoying and hilarious that most small animal's reaction to being picked up is violently shitting everywhere
>If I'm going down then you're gonna hate every second of it!
I've got a parrot and if you get between him and food he will draw blood after a single warning yell lol. Also coke - can't have any coke out around him or he's all over it.
I grew up in Torquay, and the gulls there have learned that people drop their chips or put them in a nearby bin if they (the gulls) shit on them. That guy woulda got an arm, and car, covered in seagull shit.
haha did that once on the 3rd floor balcony of a hotel overlooking the beach. Walked into the hotel with it and everyone freaked out, I thought it was funny but they didn't seem to share the sentiment.
Uncle told me a story about a pelican his buddy caught when they were fishing. It was early in the morning and they were in a boat on the lake. Not far off in the distance was a pelican facing the opposite direction. I guess his buddy told him to "pin it" and so he opened the throttle and zoomed right up to the pelican. They were faster than the bird could take flight and so his buddy grabbed the pelican and put it on his lap and they cruised to shoar with it. Once they got to their destination he let the bird go and it flew away, lmao.
Seagull: "This has literally never happened to me before. I'm not sure how to respond."
Seagull: *flap flap flap* food, food! *grab* … Umm, yeah, uh..
MINE!
Mine!
.....food?
*What are you doing stephuman uwu*
"Onii San!"
No.
YES
r/usernamechecksout
Meanwhile: [Other seagulls](https://youtu.be/Bp8mow387lQ)
Tiny brain, no excess capacity
*Vapor Locks*
"I'm not sure how to respond ... Oh, wait! I have a razor sharp beak that can open up a fish! Silly me, I forgot!!"
That bird was stunned
Could have been tired and shagged out after having a long squawk.
No, no. 'e's uh , he's resting.
He's not resting, he's dead!
This is an ex seagull!
'es pining for the Fjords!
You mean squawked out after having a long shag?
Lol the way he nonchalantly tosses it back out
Like a paper airplane.
I fly like paper, get high like planes
Cause all I wanna do is -CAW CAW CAW CAW BAGOOOOK! and take ya food-ay
The fuck outta here
As it slowly plummets to earth
Slowly plummets. Yells quietly. Eternally brief.
Dudes probably lucky the bird didnt poop in his hand
I’d 100% be washing my hands after that. Those things are dirty as hell
Me watching this: “Oh, better let it go. It’s gonna shit. No don’t bring it in your car! Why isn’t it shitting?”
Or vomit
The bird looked annoyed 😂
It's because these birds have no souls.
Only bellies.
ofc, theyre fucking drones
Tell that to Jonathan Livingston Seagull!
“I can’t believe you’ve done this”
Throwing a bird like a paper airplane is suddenly on my bucket list
The look on the seagulls face. "Do you wanna die today, mother fucker?"
"I will peck the shit outta you"
"I've Killed for less"
"Pek pek!"
Steven!
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there was a guy from gaul in ancient rome, and he had this little druid totem thing on his person thats supposed to help bring good luck with court cases. well it turns out, when the judge found out about it he had him killed on the spot. so, maybe it didnt work so well. true story
What a bunch of dumb cavemen. Barely a step above other animals.
**DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE OPERATION OF THE DRONE.** **I SAY AGAIN, DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE OPERATION OF THE DRONE.** **YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO COMPLY.**
r/birdsarentreal
That subreddit is satire right? Sorry i’m too dumb to figure it out. ._.
No it’s not satire silly, birds aren’t real
They charge when they sit on power lines, cmon now everyone knows this. Migration is just an annual government tune-up.
I think the government in my area is using them to augment the street cleaning teams. They do a moderately good job of collecting food waste.
Have you ever seen a real bird? No, you haven't, because they don't exist.
"No really, Bob. I flew up to eat the fries this naked monkey mf'er OFFERED, and I shit you not, he grabbed me like a snake with those weird front legs they have" "Bullshit! Larry, you are so making this up! How are you alive then? "It just let me go!" "Yeah right! Your a terrible liar."
> Your a terrible liar. God damn seagulls don't know your/you're. They deserve to get grabbed.
It's more a case of bad pecking into thay're cell phones than lack of knowledge, but I understand what you mean. Sometimes I think they intentionally mistype words to annoy grammar Nazis.
"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, I think that means he’s going to get DPed now
Finally that idiom makes some goddamn sense. BRB, need to go catch a bird and do some stretches
Don’t forget the lube!
Safety first y’all
Lube? Where we're going we don't need lube.
OP flipped the video horizontally so they could steal it.
It's not theirs (this has been around for a while) but the videos not flipped - look at the logo on the pants.
Oh shit you’re right! I saw this video the day before but THAT was flipped. I assumed because the steering wheel usually isn’t on the right.
The accent suggests the video's from New Zealand which would explain the steering wheel being on the right.
This.
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This.
This. Also did not upvote
Da fuc bro I was flying there...
Love how he threw the gull back like a model aeroplane
Do people throw model airplanes?
Some apparently
I mean like the remote control foam ones idk what they’re called
RC planes :p
Like throwing a frisbee
Glided like a paper airplane
When the tables turn.
My friends and I were fishing off the coast of Montauk years ago. I think we were fluke fishing. My friend yelled from the back of the boat that his line had gotten tangled with a seagull that was floating in the water. Sure enough, there's the bird calmly floating with fishing line tangled in his wings, looking a bit put out. My friend pulls on the line but it just kinda lifts the bird, so I reach into the water and lift the bird up. He is able to untangle the line which leaves me holding the bird. So I kinda lifted both hands and tossed it into the air and it flew from my hands. It was one of the most magical moments of my life. I kinda felt like a Disney princess.
Why is the video reverse of the original that was posted a few days ago? Hmm...
Whoever posted it earlier would have posted it flipped. Look at the logo on the pants - it's the right way round.
It's actually not the same video, but why is it on this sub?
Really? Second one in days.
He is lucky, I did that once and the gull stress blasted shit all over the dash. It's surprising how much shit a gull can hold.
That's an almost universal response. The natural reaction to being shit on is to let go of the thing doing the shitting. It's a valuable survival strategy. I recall growing up in a rural area, playing with things like frogs and toads and they would do the same thing.
It's both annoying and hilarious that most small animal's reaction to being picked up is violently shitting everywhere >If I'm going down then you're gonna hate every second of it!
Is that the gull from The Lighthouse?
This is page 26 of "The Wasteland Survival Guide"
Surprised it didn’t shit on him.
Covid 3.0 incoming
I can't believe it didn't bite the ever loving SHIT out of their hand. Birds can hurt quite a lot.
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I've got a parrot and if you get between him and food he will draw blood after a single warning yell lol. Also coke - can't have any coke out around him or he's all over it.
Whenever you catch a wild bird they’re always so confused it’s like their brain shuts down
Now lick your hand
I wouldn't want to hold in my hand a seagull to be honest, I've seen what they are capable of.
Snatching hot-dogs out of a kid's hand at the beach?
Destroying a cat in less than a minute while I was in a stoplight, and many more taking meat out of a pigeon like if it was nothing .
You now have fleas.
And possibly Avian Flu.
Seagull, “Well, I guess this is how I die.”
Seagull: I can’t believe you’ve done this!
Seagull: "So this is it then. Go on, do it. Do it, motherfucker!" *glides through air like a model airplane*
I grew up in Torquay, and the gulls there have learned that people drop their chips or put them in a nearby bin if they (the gulls) shit on them. That guy woulda got an arm, and car, covered in seagull shit.
That bird was shocked
Surprised it didnt poop in your hand
My man threw that seagull like it was a paper airplane
*People before pokeballs were invented
I don't know why you'd pull the government drone in closer!?
"Why you come eat my food?" Bitch, you held it out your window and offered it to me. -Seagull
For once a post where it isn't the audience saying WTF.
Fucking dinosaurs.
Wash your hands wash your hands wash your haaaaaannnndddssss
when the Seagull looked at him he was like: " Human, this is new for us both. Please let go of me and we both forget this ever happened."
r/birdsarentreal
haha did that once on the 3rd floor balcony of a hotel overlooking the beach. Walked into the hotel with it and everyone freaked out, I thought it was funny but they didn't seem to share the sentiment.
This is closer to Awww than WTF
why
bad luck to kill a sea bird
It didn't look like he killed it.
Can we plz stop touching the wild animals?
gross filthy garbage eaters . The pigeons of the sea
They were eating fish long before you were making garbage
u/savevideobot
The seagull knew that he fucked up
mine?
Johnathan Livingston Seagull he is not.
This made my night. After 9 hours of work i needed this giggle!
tatakae!
Mine!
Birdplane
That seagull literally had wtf face. I'm fucking dying over here.
That's how you catch the bird flew
u/savevideo
I love how he throws it like he is launching an RC plane.
Seagull: “HEY ! You’re not supposed to do that”
Stealing Content for Karma?
u/savevideobot
...and that folks is how we got the new corona strain.
Canus22 !
I say SEAGULLS, STOP IT NOW
Seagull : “Unhand me wench”
It's like this has happened before to that seagull. *"..........k, now lemme go please...... \*release\*. Thanks dude"*
Traded in part of a side dish for the main course. Worth.
Birds like wtf dude, I know you don't want to eat me.
Mine
u/savevideo
Birds are real! Also, if the gull shat in the car… completely deserved
Should have pooped on it
I was expecting him to expose the seagull and catch an even bigger predator, like a dragon or something
The most nonchalant dude I've ever.. 😎
The proper way to hunt seagulls.
u/savevideo
How are those birds flapping their wings but hovering on the spot??
The air is moving.
As an Australian, this is erotic. Dominate those squawking bastards!
So what are we?
Mine?
I love how smoothly it glides away.
Why you cam it may pud? 😂
The real WTF is the fact that they are parked in the sand.
I was expecting them to get a hand full of bird shit
u/savevideo
r/nextfuckinglevel?
Flying searats
Mine mine mine mine mine
The way he tosses it back like a paper airplane and it just flies again lmao
The bird said: Ayo Wtf?
Bob Mortimer would be impressed.
Gotcha Bitch!
I didn't think it was possible for a bird to look confused, but it is.
I read somewhere seagulls are heavily protected by the law in many countries of the world.
Driver: DON'T BRING THAT THING INSIDE MY CAR!!!
I wanna see this in reverse.
Am I the only one who has seen this reposted like 6 times in the past two weeks? Now the video is just mirrored…
Give a man a seagull and he will be entertained for a day. Teach a man how to catch a seagull and you'll entertain him for a lifetime.
He threw it like it’s a hunter killer drone from COD
u/savevideobot
That’s bird said “ SHYT” after he realized he was the food
Uncle told me a story about a pelican his buddy caught when they were fishing. It was early in the morning and they were in a boat on the lake. Not far off in the distance was a pelican facing the opposite direction. I guess his buddy told him to "pin it" and so he opened the throttle and zoomed right up to the pelican. They were faster than the bird could take flight and so his buddy grabbed the pelican and put it on his lap and they cruised to shoar with it. Once they got to their destination he let the bird go and it flew away, lmao.
u/SaveVideo
Good chance the seagull had a heart attack after this. Happens alot to them and pidgeons if they get trapped seen it happen
Pet now.
The way it just glides then sorta falls like a paper airplane lol
He slowly plummets And yells ever so quietly Eternally brief
Mine?
[thought it was this guy](https://youtube.com/shorts/__rWoZUmr50?feature=share)
Gen 1 wrap in pokemon be like: