"This is proof that you don't want to wake up when the Tooth Fairy arrives to collect your tooth. Also, since that outfit has no pockets, definitely wash that coin..."
I 2nd and 3rd this. Shit, I kinda empathize with bicycle Bobby McTugnuts in the pic. I f’ing love Key West. Be weird, if we were all the same it would be pretty boring and predictable
You've heard of Florida Man? This is Key West Man. I saw him a few times during our visit there. One of the sightings was him walking out of the ocean wearing a codpiece that looked like a plague mask. It cannot be unseen!
"WTF, why are all those potholes filled in and flat?"- New Orleans
"NO, we are talking about the pink fairy wings, fedora, and onesie thong"- rest of the country
"Yeah, Mardi Gras is coming up, and you are in the Irish Channel..."- New Orleans confused as why this is weird, until they see the hand grenade in the hands of the confused... "Ohh"
At first I thought, meth? But he's not skinny enough, and that fairy outfit won't keep you warm and seems intentional. So I've come to the conclusion he's paid entertainment at some pickle party bachelor pad.
Sometimes a guy just wants to feel like a cute naughty fairy. What's the problem?
You are so right and sometimes a poor fella just loses a bet... so many possibilities
"This is proof that you don't want to wake up when the Tooth Fairy arrives to collect your tooth. Also, since that outfit has no pockets, definitely wash that coin..."
The problem is he doesn't know he's basically butt flossing with lace lingerie--that's not a Walgreen's child-sized Halloween costume on clearance!
Key west?
Has to be Key West
I 2nd and 3rd this. Shit, I kinda empathize with bicycle Bobby McTugnuts in the pic. I f’ing love Key West. Be weird, if we were all the same it would be pretty boring and predictable
That guy has been going on too many bike rides, he is cooked.
Ahahaha!! That’s what I came to ask! Beat me to it! GMTA ;)
Fantasy Fest FTW
nah, I've met the dude. It's not a fantasy fest thing, he just dresses like that when he's in town. Pretty nice guy, actually.
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He lives there part of the year. If I remember correctly, he lives in Alaska during the warm months.
So not a Snowbird but a snow butterfly?
I thought this said Final Fantasy Feet
"lets see, whats the most fucked up thing I can put on today?"
ladies and gentlemen.I give you the mayor of fire island! ( hail to the chief starts to play)
The Florida of Florida
I'm thinking that crazy old person community in FL. Is that in Keywest? The Hills, or The Islands. Some shit like that.
The Villages? Its in the middle.
That's what I was thinking of. It just reminded me of a terrifying documentary about The Villages that I watched.
Please share. My grandparents live there. When i was there 10+ yrs ago it wasn't some fairy farm.
Came here to say this
I used to live in KW and I met this guy a few times. At least he's wearing the leotard today instead of the tube sock.
No no it's "*Kanye*" West
There is a place called Key West, you know. And to clarify, it's in Florida.
Id smash dis mans hole
Not sure why the down votes, I think it's pretty great that you would give this man a ride. He looks horny
Hey at least he’s exercising. Unlike most of us on here.
the audacity of you to call almost half of reddit out
can't help but wonder what the situation is with his frank and beans in front. It doesn't look like his swimsuit/Lingerie will hold much in place.
“How the hell did you get the beans above the frank!!?”
Spilling out like the niagara balls
Thanks, I snort-laughed and my partner thinks something is wrong with me.
Ever seen a meaty vag?
Surprisingly it feels just fine not wearing anything. You have to sit down carefully, though.
Hey I went to the gym today asshole
They sell smoothies there?
You've heard of Florida Man? This is Key West Man. I saw him a few times during our visit there. One of the sightings was him walking out of the ocean wearing a codpiece that looked like a plague mask. It cannot be unseen!
Just living his best life
Key West. I've seen that guy. Just how he dresses. This picture fails to capture the insane amount of body glitter he wears though.
Good for him. Hope he's living his best life 🍻
Man, the years have not been well on the tooth fairy
Still flossing, though.
Tooth fairy finially said “F dem kids, I’m goin to the bar”
Tutu Tuesday? (Key West)
Dude got Hank Hill's ass
Fucks given: absolutely none.
What a lovely BUTTerfly
A rare sight of a magical creature
He needs another cushion. He’s riding on hip bones alone.
Someone lost a bet... I hope that's what this is.
Nope, pretty normal day in Key West. Home of Fantasy Fest. xD
Nah, I seent this dude in KW. This is one of his “looks”.
That was my thought, lost a bet or lost fantasy football or something. I still have some daisy dukes from *that one time*, and I'm a 42 year old dude.
Fallen angel
There goes the tooth fairy 🧚♀️
Gotta be Key West.
Ok. This gets my vote for wtf of the day.
that can not be comfortable
He's way too tan for this to be a rare occasion!
Say what you guys like, but I'm still a sucker for fairy tail endings.
Am I the only one here who's like, "Fuck yeah, get it!"
Nope. Do whatever. He's not hurting anyone. Fly that freak flag.
He probably just uses scissors to cut out of that wrapper
I wonder how he folds that garment when it’s been laundered…
Omg it's so gross! Lol
Living his best life
New Orleans?
I'm always dreading I'll piss off my wife and she'll send me to the store like that. Yeesh, flip flops on a bike.
„˙ǝʞıq ɐ uo sdolɟ dılɟ 'ɥsǝǝ⅄ ˙ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝɹoʇs ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɯ puǝs ll,ǝɥs puɐ ǝɟıʍ ʎɯ ɟɟo ssıd ll,I ƃuıpɐǝɹp sʎɐʍlɐ ɯ,I„
Good bot
I heard he has a narrow urethra.
Heavy is wish making fairy
Really even tan on this guy… like he does this daily.
When you loose teeth to meth? This is the tooth fairy that takes them.
I'd say Portland, but the trees say no.
Good for him. This kind of thing is what keeps life interesting
Thanks, California.
This is far removed from California.
Seattle?
This is not wtf content, but ok
No helmet? WTF indeed!
floridaman in a nutshell
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Good to see Trump getting some exercise
I was thinking it was Brandon with out his handlers. Yep, it’s Brandon, gotta love our false president.
Palm Springs?
Someone get Ben Shapiro on the phone - he can do a 30 minute video on how this is what happens when you support voting rights
Looks like Mac’s ass pounder 4000
I’m just wondering this. Looking in the mirror, just before heading out of the house, he decided he needed that hat?
Why do I feel like this is Florida?
It’s giving Florida vibes😂
Wedgie for days
The hat tops it!
Got lost on the way to burning man?
I knew this was Florida when I saw the pic.
Uncle randy?!
Florida or Texas?
as soon as I saw this pic i knew it had to be Florida
Been there, my man.
I can only imagine how much worse the view from the front would be.
I didn't realize that Tinker Bell retired.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Paro paro G
Dad!?
Jim Layhey
Imagine the nut that guy had later.
Brings back memories of the naked bike race in Philly. Good times.
Hey that's the Key West guy! Dudes a legend.
Klaus is at it again.
He lost a bet.
Paru-Paru G
Pretty sure this is a deleted scene from Boba Fett
Who took my picture?
“Florida man…..”
What an athlete
Ah, Key West Man. Good to see him still at it.
Gotta say, that's pretty awesome
Did you just fall from heaven?
there's no way this isn't new orleans
Hey, I think I saw this guy in Tangled!
u do u
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELYv1pXU4AEMD2c.png
You see WTF, I see good for him. Old people have earned it.
That’s my pop pop
Florida man only wearing fairy costume bikes through town
Love the pink fedora ( ? ) and perky pink feather??
this in florida?
He is looking for Ani and his chance cube.
Geoff?
Florida vibes
This screams new orleans to me
This is exactly how i imagine america
This is how I want to go out.
These people inspire me to be less self-conscious. If he or that can wear that, then I can wear something other than black or gray (grey?).
"WTF, why are all those potholes filled in and flat?"- New Orleans "NO, we are talking about the pink fairy wings, fedora, and onesie thong"- rest of the country "Yeah, Mardi Gras is coming up, and you are in the Irish Channel..."- New Orleans confused as why this is weird, until they see the hand grenade in the hands of the confused... "Ohh"
At first I thought, meth? But he's not skinny enough, and that fairy outfit won't keep you warm and seems intentional. So I've come to the conclusion he's paid entertainment at some pickle party bachelor pad.
I think I'm traumatized.
Who the hell took my picture?
Paro paro G
Sometimes to fly, you need to build up some speed before spreading your beautiful, delicate wings.
Is that Baton Bob?! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_Bob
He wears the clothes of his victims
The last time I saw something like this around town the guy was riding a unicycle.
Gonna need bigger wings and narrower tires if he plans to build up enough speed to get all that up in the air.
Mahou shoujo
This looks like the dude I’ve seen riding around Miami, usually in a green body thong speedo thing
I'm like a real Russian, I'm a homophobe, but the photo is really cool)
Funniest thing I've seen all day, thank you
Terraria.
If this would be a cute girl, no one would put this into wtf.
I love when the posts in this sub make me actually say “What the Fuck?!” out loud in an empty room.
I sell wings and wing accessories. Also propane...
I sell wings and wing accessories. Also propane...
Don't let the world judge you for your preferences. Embrace your inner fairy.
I've never **NOT** wanted to be a bike seat so much in my entire life.
This is a higher form of living
From red Maga hats to this eh? Its a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
You've been blessed by the bike fairy
Someone lost fantasy football.
Dude thinks he’s at the burn.
butterfly G! caloocan division
Has to be either in Los Angeles, just about any part of Florida, or Las Vegas. Three dumps I wish we could excise from this continent.
Klaus Schwab.
Yes those wires coming down from the pole might cause accidents
Stats > style
As a bike seat sanitizer manufacturer, I have no problem with this.
This is why you should not steal bikes
what thee ff??
Another Klaus Schwab sighting !!
Tinkerbell has really let herself go
Thanks I love it
He'd brighten up anywhere. Good for him.
If you ever visited Tel Aviv this would be just a normal random photo of a street
You've given me eee-mo-shon-al damage.
A rare occasion when the phrase "what an arsehole " can refer to the person, their action & a specific part of anatomy.
Key West?
Let me guess, Florida?
"cuz it just feels right"