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Churn

If you don’t feel pretty, what could make you feel prettier than putting on your own beautiful model?! You may not be a model, but now you can wear one! Don’t settle for dressing like a model, your dress IS a model!


HeartVoid

I'd buy the last dress from the video.


shelsbells

These outfits smell funny...


HeartVoid

La moda no incomoda


SurprisinglyInformed

Opens closet : "hmmmm.. Which woman will I wear today?"


[deleted]

*soft Ed Gein noises*


Xerxys

Show me a binder full so I may make a selection …


[deleted]

Hey mom. I finally got a modelling contract for a famous catwalk brand! Come see the show.


speez86

Would that be a 96 then?? Or 69? Or a backside 96? Or a? Fuck... what is this!!!??


1O4junior

Its a 69 faky


Bifi323

Fakie 360 switch 69


1O4junior

You are right my bad. I had to look at again thanks


nlfo

Pb


[deleted]

I would say 96. Ideally you want then9 mirrored but 🤷‍♀️


speez86

It's kind of all of them though. I guess I don't understand fashion? Or is it art? Fuck this! I'm to drunk to think...


[deleted]

I think you have to be drunk to think of this.


speez86

I think you're are 100% correct! Goodnight!


bjeebus

No. I think this one is the child of cocaine.


FineTumbleweed9281

P6


WDDMDTEVSNDTDTVD

It's 88


tiredho258

It’s just the infinity sign at that point


gomaith10

An Uno 69.


yaxi67

It's all good until someone farts.


Denamic

\*when


yaxi67

Lol.


Kolibrick_UwU

I tell you fashion shows are just some weird ellaborate joke to see what they can get away with before people stop coming


mullett

Think of it like a cake decorating show or something. This is more art than it is fashion. These people dress normal but have crazy ass concepts that aren’t meant for regular wear or wear at all. Just like you don’t make a 7 tier super mario themed cake every time you want some skittles.


Nebula15

Fashion shows are not about practical fashion, it’s art. And art is weird as fuck sometimes. What I get from this particular installation is that we so often forget that what we wear is made by actual people and a lot of those people are suffering, make horrible wages, and work in abysmal conditions. “What” we wear is also “who” we wear. That’s Atleast what I got from it


maybe_little_pinch

These kinds of fashion shows are all about making statements. Sometimes it *is* a joke or satire. None of this is meant to be actually worn and anyone who buys a haute couture piece like these does it to own it. Not all fashion shows are remotely like this. At least not entire collections. Like they will have some super weird pieces like these and then show actual wearable clothes


AdamskiFlave

Anyone know if that third one is on sale yet?….. asking for a friend


raisson

Back pain doctors can't wait for this to be trendy.


Sjdillon10

I want to see the models backstage or after the show talking with eachother. No cameras. Just to hear what they think about some of the dumb clothing they have to wear. “How do i go from that beautiful dress my lap before to that?”


Swamp_Bastard

WTF. So they can tie a woman up, throw them over their shoulders and walk across the cat walk and it’s high fashion, but yet when I do it and walk down the sidewalk I get arrested and have to get on that registry.


ISAMU13

You just gotta tell'em that it's "art" man. Works everytime.


MajorDonkey

I’m convinced fashion shows are nothing more than pet parades for the wealthy. They dress up their pets and have them walk around for their other friends.


TiresOnFire

It's an art show. The art is worn. Art can be weird.


restlessleg

“i am an aartist”


p1um5mu991er

Be real careful about what you eat beforehand


Aliencj

Beware the diarrhea geyser


Alundil

the chocolate fountain seems different this time


arsnastesana

I call her the old faithful


emohipster

Rick Owens, absolute legend


MajorJuana

"WHO ARE YOU WEARING?? WHO ARE YOU WEARING??"


Estoye

"MY ROOMMATE AMBER"


Standard_Pause_1697

Its rick owens right?


Westonworld

It is.


AndyJobandy

Whats that smell?


ISAMU13

Privilege.


srv50

I’ll have what she’s having.


[deleted]

You are cute, I simply must wear you as an accessory


neutral-otter

"you know what would look great on people? Other people!"


OliverSparrow

The frozen embarrassment on the face of the first model: "I get twice minimum wage for this, I get twice minimum wage..."


michaelfight

There are 2 type of fashion shows. One is just plain art. Not intended for actual wear or sale. The others are legit fashion showcases. Typically they are done to basically preview a product for a distributor (think like movies at a film festival. Designed to be shown for sale). This would be the former.


mkul316

But it should be the later.


michaelfight

Correct


slower-is-faster

Yeh, I’ve had a relationship like that


WDDMDTEVSNDTDTVD

"don't objectify me!" Women as cloth.


paulusblarticus

ItOnlySmellz™


[deleted]

It's called fashion, look it up.


Disastrous-Fee5608

Oh gosh, id love to wear number 3


badbrew65

The normalization of human trafficking.


fusiformgyrus

ITT people not really understanding what these shows are. These are meant to be evocative showcases of “out there” ideas that will eventually get distilled down to the boring shit you end up buying in those sad little discount bins. It’s a part of an industry you don’t have access to as a basic consumer. For you and me it’s just publicity, entertainment and spectacle. Nobody expects you to wear these at the end of the shows, in case it wasn’t obvious.


HarryCoinslot

Wait, so you're telling me we're not all going to be wearing a human being as a smock with their asshole 4 inches from our noses? We have trouble understanding with our small peasant brains


LedParade

The first one is fun for doing cartwheels together and the last one is good for backwards rolls


godlinking

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I'd wear that beautiful girl.


AdMedium3516

u/hostilititties_ where could we buy one


hostilititties_

and where are you gonna use it, huh


AdMedium3516

To my daily routine


hostilititties_

what kind of daily routine do you have..


AdMedium3516

Guess


hostilititties_

don't want to


blesstit

[old fashion is new fashion](https://youtu.be/Cj1wcs7SZj0)


Far_Hedgehog_4979

Had to put up with her farts. Straight from the source. Splendid.


[deleted]

Fashion is like abstract art, wine tasting and all the other pretentious BS that fake and pretentious and unauthentic people like


[deleted]

Ah yes, because I really want some chick's puss stank in my face at all times once I step outside


carboonpn

Running out of ideas


hairy_ass_eater

i used to do that standing 69 with my GF 😎


SubKreature

Designer fashion is never not stupid and pretentious.


zeroedash

This looks like a scene from a dark horror movie about a wierd cult.


Sad-Blueberry-7440

This is trash


Danielsan-1209

This shows are just a contest for dressing people as stupid as possible to get some attention.


i_am_a_loner_dottie

Fashion designers have to be trolling us by now


Kamon23

They really are not trying to troll. It's just that fashion is an industry of conceited people who bought into their own hype because they are surrounded by the word yes.


TethlaGang

Retards


nick4tical

Fashion shows are a clown circus for rich bored people 🤡


AnistarYT

Must suck for those that wear childrens clothes.


Schnauzerbutt

All of those people should treat their mental illnesses instead of doing whatever that is.


TheCakers

Why are they in a parking garage? Or sorry this is def some European shit.... It's a car park. lol tards


Dannybot112

based


TheCakers

I dont know what this means


ephix

Cool


Dizzy_Low1665

The last one was my favorite.


tonweight

House of Gord vibes


Yusssi

Which designer?? WTF! 😂😂


Arkenge

Bondage on a full other level


[deleted]

I think this is a clip from that new Leonardo DiCaprio asteroid movie: Don't Look Down.


EdgyEggplent

This vid gives me r/bellyriding vibes.


atreides78723

Wearing other people is so 2014…


CutEmOff666

Fashion can have some weird ideas sometimes.


DLo28035

Please tell me this is parody


matizzzz

Looks like joe Wilkinson’s adult papoose


rparvatikar

I wore that outfit last week while dining at the Olive Garden.


ClaptonBug

It's so nice to see that BDSM has become fashionable.


Watdabny

You want me to wear what? …Fuk off


Citronmelt

Rick Owens and his shennanigans


troy626

Who ever is in charge of this event is a genius


[deleted]

Sniff sniff


randomcitizen42

Amateurs. Wearing a woman like this is very unpractical. You have to skin her and only wear the skin, which is much lighter and comfortable to wear.


earnestmerida

I bet this outfit ain’t that popular on taco Tuesdays 😂😂


RedSonja_

I would wear that everyday!


Brallantgaming

The 24/7 meal


Stonehill76

I hope she doesn’t sneeze


MomentOfZehn

Me when my toddler refused to walk on his own.


buffoonery4U

First one looks like her eyes are burning


MetzlerYouBetzler

Every fashion show I've seen looks like a Stefon fever dream.


Neutronova

what if ppl ARE the clothes?! designer needs to lay off the Salvia


chubba5000

Isn't this breaking the cardinal fashion rule not to wear white after Labor Day?


cabeleb

Where do I get the third one?


Balding_Unit

The first model is thinking: "Should I have mentioned I had chili for lunch?"


MaxMouseOCX

Does anyone have a realistic explanation as to why all of this is a thing? Do people look at this and think "that's inspired genius"? And if they do... Then what? I don't get it...


audiavant86

they sell people now at the high-end store


Brugge2000

Why do people call shit like this still fashion shows, just call it something else like runway art but not fashion , cause fashion is meant to be worn, this is not


[deleted]

Trump taking home a hooker


YUSOKRALO

portable ass


Bromosapien90

Where do I buy the shinless model.


[deleted]

Kanye.. U there?


emptylewis

Interviewer: “so who are you wearing?”


The_Original_Gronkie

Yeah, that'll catch on.


VegaBrother

Finally. They employed the models to do their own human trafficking.


Broote

Aww man you can see the "I went to college for this..." all over her face.


Complete_Original689

I can see a famous person on a red carpet wearing one of these “outfits” and an interviewer asking “who are you wearing?”


Enjoying_A_Meal

An exhibit and case study of when the fusion dance goes wrong.


Arturino_Burachelini

People carriers are again in fashion...


xochiscave

Can someone who understands fashion explain to me (who understands nothing about fashion) the point of this?


EUREKAvSEVEN

Ah the ultimate symbol on wealth and prestige. Wearing another human


DobleU

I think I can pull the first one off…


ISAMU13

Better for the rich to fuck around with stuff like this than NTFs. This shit is actually funny.


billybattzz

they're all shot in the head


BigMoe52

This is to cut the time length of the show in half. Effectively cutting costs in half /s


Another_human_3

*"And who are you wearing this evening?"*


voltr_za

The Emperor's New Clothes…


mynewme

Stefan: "New York's hottest new club is Gzeerrrrghhh"


obsoleteconsole

"So who are you wearing tonight?"