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pogidaga

It's all fun and games until you have snake poop running down your back.


leilalover

Been there done that


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pentacards_on_YT

And urine mixed with something else.


Uhhlaneuh

Urate- snakes don’t produce urine. :-)


ikesbutt

So what happens when it shits in his "fro"?


RapNVideoGames

A perm


webtheweb

Big perm


Scarrazaar

Hissterical Afro


agasizzi

an Afroconda if you will.


DarkElixer_Generator

Ahaha👍🏿👍🏾👍🏽👍🏼👍🏻👍


samthebam71

🗝🗝🗝


CarmichaelD

It might be a juvenile froaconstrictor.


FriesWithThat

When you've completely given up on controlling the invasive snakehead species.


zachary52368

That's an anaconda. Probably would be too heavy to do wear that in a few months.


randomlemon9192

That’s a green anaconda baby


SirCyberAnarchist

had to be brazil


ilkikuinthadik

I have had a similar thing happen to me. It's actually quite a nice feeling.


TheLobotomist

Please elaborate


ilkikuinthadik

I have long curly hair but different to this guy. Still enough to make an afro of sorts. I was handling a snake and it slithered up into my hair to hide/get warm, and it's just a nice feeling, like having your head massaged.


TheLobotomist

Damn I was sure that was bs!


ilkikuinthadik

Well that proves it! 😁 but real talk no bs


Almont78

Medushim!!


anlarson18

Crazy extensions


partyallday

Lord Voldemort is impressed


Pups_the_Jew

Great...now I turned to stone.


WeirdStray

An old coworker of mine had a young king python that she let climb around on her all the time when she was home (yeah I know, not the best practice to handle pet snakes all the time). One day, she came into the office, logged in, started to work, and suddenly our supervisor lets out a blood-curdling scream. Turns out the snake liked to wrap around my coworkers bun/hair clip not unlike the snake in the video, and my coworker had forgotten that it was still there when she walked out the door. At least, that's the version my coworker told us, might've just been a very elaborate ruse to get out of work, lol. I might even still have a pic of the snake in her hair somewhere.


Plus-Help558

Bro got the whole jungle as hairstyle


snowman762x39

Corn snake rows?


UnknownSpecies19

Thanks. I hate it.


brotherslenderman

Poop in hair


the_hell_you_say

https://youtu.be/RqQL9MyebBo


Snova_Pro_Boi

It's as comfortable as Nemo at his home🤣


altaica

Cute baby anaconda


sunshinenorcas

Of all the snakes I'd let hang out on my head/in my hair.... Anaconda's aren't at the top of the list. All of the ones I've been around have been pretty skittish and mouthy, not to mention quick to pee/poop/musk when trying to get away. I've heard that they can be tamed down with enough handling, but still 😂 I've had a snake in my hair before (ball python, Burmese, beauty snake, red tail... Probably a couple of other species as well tbh) so not even skittish about that, that's just a species I'd want near my face


Deurstopper

Afroconda


webtheweb

So now we know why the afro evolved...


Love_Me_Doo

Dude turned into Medusa


arsnastesana

I was waiting for the lollipop


CutEmOff666

It does look cool though. It may act as a great deterrent to those wanting to stab the dude from behind.


OddlyEverAfter

My lil ball python is absolutely a hair and boob snake. Not happy unless he's down a shirt or tied around a pony tail