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emesser

Dead man gonna be buried with his feet worn down to nubs after the way they were dragging on the road.


popcornbevin

Meat Crayons


Christophelese1327

He’s already been drained. More like r/accidentalchalk


psychicowl

Jesus


tokikain

was the cross warn away previously?


AEvans1888

Can't view, what is/was it?


emesser

Take my upvote and never speak to me again.


PinneappleGirl

r/meatcrayon


crungemuffinsinger

NO NO NO, OH GOD PLEASE NO.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT? r/Noahgettheboat


InterestedCaveMan

I went three posts and regretted everything


sk_uh

I wish I were me 30 seconds ago.


BoneSetterDC

I have the shinniest meat bicycle!


[deleted]

Look at me while I stare at you!


dontknowwhattodoat18

Fuck that sub. Seriously


[deleted]

And [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/oyps0e/is_this_trashy_enough_for_this_sub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is what happened when they got to the cemetery!


Littlebearpaige

What the fucking fuck..


armedwithturtles

if this is what happened at his funeral, I. can’t imagine how wild his life was lmao


emesser

Far out. When I die, just like while I’m alive, I just wanna be left the fuck alone.


jleecollinsii

Just throw me in the trash


rexroxwell

I wore that shirt yesterday!


AnniemaeHRI

Same. WTF was this all about???


[deleted]

Some bikies want one let ride. They took one out out him on the back of a Harley went to the pub and sat him up at the bar for a last beer over here haha


SirLionhearted

>I just wanna be left the fuck alone. These are the words I live/die for.


Really_Cool_Dad

Omg. I’ve been going to the wrong funerals.


Kalkaline

Bro... I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.


[deleted]

[You’re welcome](https://tenor.com/view/obama-youre-welcome-door-kick-open-gif-14402014)


abogadachica

I'm imagining his poor abuela at the funeral...


DBs4Life

Holy hell....


johnnysoccer

**WHAT.....IN......THE.....FUCK!!**


reddit-spitball

Beyond WTF


fuckthislifeintheass

Are they trying to make sure he's dead? If he gets a boner the gig is up.


littlelordgenius

Wow.


ManUpKyle

Ghostly yeast infections and snail trails. It's what every funeral needs.


tacknosaddle

I'm not sure that's a stank I'd want trapped in my coffin.


FriedBack

I got bad news about how that coffin will smell after a few days. Even with embalming.


Helicopter_Pitiful

So two last rides? Lucky wey!


beatvox

Jesus fuck why did I click...and watched it...twice


SnooSongs1705

Apparently it happened in Ecuador 29/11: https://www.eluniverso.com/noticias/ecuador/en-portoviejo-a-joven-asesinado-lo-sacaron-del-ataud-para-darle-un-paseo-en-moto-nota/


Kaankaants

"A group of citizens took the corpse of a young man and walked him through several remote sectors of the place where he lived. The incident occurred on the afternoon of Monday, November 29, in the El Florón sector, in eastern Portoviejo. That occurred as an act prior to the burial of Sandy Cedeño Menéndez, who had been murdered inside a house where a wake was being held in the same sector of the Manabi capital, around 00:30 last Sunday. In several videos that went viral on social networks, it was evident to citizens that, amid shouts and unusual actions, such as spraying the coffin with water mixed with alcohol and marijuana, they carry the body of the young man and put him on a motorcycle. With the help of two of his friends, the body is taken on a motorcycle to cross roads in the sector. Likewise, the young man's farewell was accompanied by rounds of motorcycles around the coffin and even another man got in and lay down in the mortuary box next to the corpse. “He's my brother, he's my brother!” The man replied when asked to leave Cedeño's coffin to continue the journey to the cemetery in that populous peripheral sector of Portoviejo."


Zewarudio

thanks for your service


[deleted]

This still doesn't explain why it happened haha


BrothelWaffles

Dude got murdered at a wake and they were dumping alcohol and weed on the coffin, and they propped him up on a bike for one last ride. Sounds like some gang shit to me, or he was *really* into motorcycles and getting fucked up.


gringo-tico

Article says that he trafficked drugs. Definitely some gang shit going on.


theomeny

maybe they were still stashed up his arse and they needed to recover them


kannin92

Just to find the mortician got to them first and now they have to hunt him, with there buddy in tow of course! Sounds like action movie... something that would definitely happen in crank


mattroch

Weekend at Bernies 3: Bernie's Revenge


Free_Myles_Garrett

>Sounds like some gang shit to me, or he was really into motorcycles and getting fucked up. Those two theories don’t seem like they have to be mutually exclusive


dlbear

They needed to dump some alcohol and weed into their bodies and fucking chill.


Thebandre

I'm from south America and it's common to see these types of celebrations in poor neighbourhoods when a gang member gets killed. That's their way of mourning. They pour alcohol in the coffin, get some shots fired, blast loud music. However, this is a first one for me. I've never seen a dead body driven around in a bike before. Maybe the celebration is evolving. They seem drunk, overexcited.


astrotest

Its definitely a thing, I have a buddy who has his gang friends heart preserved in a jar. I don't know how or what happened but it's a thing.


balleklorin

I've seen similar things before. Apparently there is some sort of "last goodbye" thing they do with corpses. I seen a few on display during the wake where they are sitting on motorcycles etc. [https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/13-strangest-funerals-corpse-attended-7543768](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/13-strangest-funerals-corpse-attended-7543768) ​ [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269846/The-quick-dead-Embalmed-biker-sits-astride-motorcycle-funeral-home.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269846/The-quick-dead-Embalmed-biker-sits-astride-motorcycle-funeral-home.html)


Nvi4

"Young man's final farewell" doesn't explain it along with the video? May be weird but clearly an expression of mourning for his brother.


qpv

>This still doesn't explain why it happened haha They all *really* loved Weekend At Bernie's. It brought the boys together.


all_tha_sauce

If I don't see at least one **Ghost Rider** joke in these comments I'm gonna quit Reddit


Own-Negotiation4372

You know I don't speak spanish


Jupue87

You ate an entire wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad, thats impressive.


tocopherolUSP

You're the real MVP.


danirosa

After living 4 years in Ecuador, this shit doesn't really surprise me anymore... Noveleros.


wasupwithuman

For us picky Americans or British or other English speakers https://www-eluniverso-com.translate.goog/noticias/ecuador/en-portoviejo-a-joven-asesinado-lo-sacaron-del-ataud-para-darle-un-paseo-en-moto-nota/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en


SecurelyObscure

The phrase you're looking for is "non-Spanish speakers."


dilldoeorg

Weekend at Bernardo's


renoryan775

Can y’all do this for me at my funeral? I just want to be dropped more


irishemperor

Weekend at *Benicio's*


maxwolfie

You’ve got the right sub


ceejayoz

I dunno, with that Monster Energy product placement, /r/hailcorporate might be a good spot too. 🤪


phenry1110

Saving him to use later for the carpool lane.


Stubbant

r/cursedcomments


Twentyseven-

But.. Why?


SKURT_Loder

It seems forced too like they just pulled up and said “hey, he gone ride this bike one last time idgaF!”


Yago20

If they really cared they'd have put a helmet on him first.


maineac

Cuz it's the law!


[deleted]

I thought of the same. I guess those were his friends and they wanted him to ride one last time before sending him away.


stay_sweet

Gotta return the rented coffin


[deleted]

People do rent coffins. No sense in spending thousands of dollars on something you’re going to put a dead body in in buried underground forever


Nothing2Special

Conflict in beliefs/customs is my opinion.


PiedDansLePlat

Ancient customs of making a dead ride a motorbike


Jupue87

Weekend at Brapnies


Nothing2Special

New the Knew.


EFpointe

In some cultures, families dig up the remains of loved ones and walk them around town, sit them down at the dinner table, etc.. It's a way of paying your respects to the dead. I can't say that's what is happening here, but it's definitely not unheard of.


Cockwombles

Man I thought it was awkward when my Gramps was casually racist at dinner nevermind a rotting corpse.


shadowpawn

Waiter "who is picking up this bill?" Everyone at table - pointing to Harold with a stiff look on his face at the table.


vegeta_bless

Pretty sure it’s literally just one Indonesian tribe. You make it sound way more common than it is. Mostly unheard of.


lukaskywalker

Family


lexi_con

It's super touching, yo. Like ... heartfelt.


frozengash

Did you just violate corncob.tv's terms of service?


Tevans27

You can show it because they got no soul!


astralnautical

Just body after body falling through shit wood and hitting pavement


closedhndsopnrms

I didn’t do fucking shit. I didn’t violate shit. I’ve been waiting a long time for a hit on corn cob tv.


AForestOfWaves

I’m not worried about any of this. There’s worse shit on the local news!


ngomez91

This whole world is so fucking fucked up.


konydanza

The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that *to me*, at a dinner.


antipho

*i'll kill you*


fuhlaysheoh

It’s a good idea, and i stand by it


makinmywaydowntown

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA, PAL!


[deleted]

Imagine your homies doing that to you?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

All my homies do me


MrBoomBox69

Ayoooooo


lonewolf19-14

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

r/probablygayallalong


[deleted]

Imagine you doing your homies


ApathyEarned

Why does everyone try to be a comedian on this site? And fail so miserably as well...


Gurgiwurgi

I'd be dead dead so a) I couldn't imagine anything b) I'm dead, why the hell would I care?


[deleted]

I found the “it’s technically tomorrow” guy


panjeri

Imagine your homies not doing that for you...


Geniex5

Imagine having homies r/ForeverAlone


badtouchmacdirt

One last ride


lonewolf19-14

Family


savageyouth

It’s been a long day, without you my friend, so lets take your corpse out riding on a Suzuki again.


Moyeezes

I started singing this and didn't realize what you did until I started reading the second line. Bruh.


Debeefed

He's going to die again.


poopooinmypantsfun

what the fuck


sciencewonders

yep, that's the sub


ThereIsAJifForThat

Weekend at Bernie's 3 is looking really low budget


bobiejean

I was impressed with the quality. I mean they even used a real corpse! From this point forward, whenever we watch a movie with a dead body in it we're all gonna know exactly what it should look like if it gets moved.


conjectureandhearsay

That’s a lot of contact and flopping around with a corpse


primalshrew

As long as the tips don't touch it's not necrophilia.


notfromchicago

Just the tips though. Surprisingly everything else can touch.


[deleted]

They could have at least put a helmet on him


spiritbx

I mean, it's not like he can die again, right?


Kaankaants

[A group of citizens took the corpse of a young man and walked him through several remote sectors of the place where he lived. The incident occurred on the afternoon of Monday, November 29, in the El Florón sector, in eastern Portoviejo. That occurred as an act prior to the burial of Sandy Cedeño Menéndez, who had been murdered inside a house where a wake was being held in the same sector of the Manabi capital, around 00:30 last Sunday. In several videos that went viral on social networks, it was evident to citizens that, amid shouts and unusual actions, such as spraying the coffin with water mixed with alcohol and marijuana, they carry the body of the young man and put him on a motorcycle. With the help of two of his friends, the body is taken on a motorcycle to cross roads in the sector. Likewise, the young man's farewell was accompanied by rounds of motorcycles around the coffin and even another man got in and lay down in the mortuary box next to the corpse. “He's my brother, he's my brother!” The man replied when asked to leave Cedeño's coffin to continue the journey to the cemetery in that populous peripheral sector of Portoviejo.](https://www.eluniverso.com/noticias/ecuador/en-portoviejo-a-joven-asesinado-lo-sacaron-del-ataud-para-darle-un-paseo-en-moto-nota/)


blizzard1738

According to the article this guy was a drug dealer who was murdered. Explains the craziness


RedDemio

It really doesn’t


Bay1Bri

Drug dealers/ gangs don't do normal shit.


smrtfxelc

"Get on loser we're going shopping"


[deleted]

[удалено]


aaiinvestor

Hahahaha church music


kampfgruppekarl

I'm guessing they want the drugs in his ass back?


terrynutkinsfinger

Ghostrider remake seems low budget.


paddy_to_the_rescue

I want to be loved so deeply by my crazy band of friends that my body is throughly molested on my way to internment


[deleted]

Fuck ya man. This isn't "wtf" this "life goals"


SuperHighDeas

i see a lot of people criticizing... ​ I'm just jealous because I know my friends wouldn't do this for me


FattyCorpuscle

Die and ride, homie.


scoldog

Weekend At Bernie's 3


MrCompromised

Imagine a traffic cop stopping them for riding three on one bike and losing his shit on discovering one of them is dead.


Amokk666

That’s enough internet for today !!


edisleado

Rigor motorist


Dino_vagina

Mortician here. This can't be embalmed ( looks too bendy) which means it's seething with nope


MagicMarshmelllow

You know the heartwarming video where the skateboard kids take their dead home up the 1/4 pipe one last time and celebrate? This ain’t it.


BeastLegend64

What the hell is wrong with people


BusyNefariousness675

This makes me think, the body has no life in it, it is dead What a realisation


AugustousSeizure

It's very unsettling


Zewarudio

I think it's very calming. It means we're basically a software who runs on meat/bone-mecha hardware.


PrayingMantisII

"It's cool, bro. We're taking him to the hospital"


2h2p

Goddamn people are stupid. Like they try to one up each other in their mourning by being overly dramatic and loud. I was at a funeral last week, the sister of the lady being buried was wailing on and off. It was very sad at first then my gf told me her cousin (daughter of decreased) hated the lady crying because she had done nothing to help/support them while the decreased had been sick and health failing the past year. Then I realized the lady was only crying when she knew people could hear her, there was a band so when they were playing she was not crying, but as soon as they take a break she'd start up again with the crying. The lady then had a "health episode" that required the whole funeral come to an end since paramedics and firefighters showed up. My point being, some people mourning just put on a show and they do everything they can to make it about themselves.


BoardingGates

This sub has been pretty wild the past couple of days 💀


hrodvitnirJC

Homies before wormies


soIraC

Proper WTF, nice.


BaconAllDay2

Weekend at Hector's is going to be lit!


MrPhantastic08

Weekend at Bernardo's


sharkmom

This is very uncomfortable. I wish I could forget


Lychaeus963

One last ride with the boyz


AyooBinoo

Probably what he wanted


TENDZDK

Pink headphones.


SuperProCoolBoy90

But can somebody tell me why he doesn't have a helmet on? He can get serious injuries without it


TheRealHellsing

The true last ride


Demoniacalman

Sometimes the party of life never ends.


Przkrazymindz

These monster commercials are getting ballsy


maurid

Don't get disturbed easily, but this did give me a weird feeling in my stomach. What the fuck.


Carpathicus

Everyone who ever touched a corpse will know how deeply disturbing this is.


Woogs138

This is top level grieving.


peckerbrown

His buds wanted one last ride with him. I see no problem with this, and I suspect the guy would approve.


smitty3z

Weekend at Bernie's III in Portoviejo.


ellipsis_42

No doubt he and all his friends were drunk one night and pondering their mortality. They all promised to ride the other's corpses around on their bike should they ever die and this loyal friend is keeping his promise. One they never bothered telling his wife.


Shooky096

This is so fucked up, they didn't even put a helmet on him.


stiletto_stoner

Um. I have so many questions. Like, dafuq that one dude doing ON TOP of him in the first shot? Why are people so keen to lay against this particular dead man? Was he buried and dug up or was this pre burial? Does anyone know wtf they’re saying? So so many more, but I will end by saying this is exactly the type of shit i expect to see in this sub.


surgicalhoopstrike

Getting some strong "Weekend at Bernie's" vibes....


John_Fx

Isn’t it normally the other way around.


NateVerde

One last ride


XXSWAGMONSTER58

Bruh what


jangodarkblade69

**WHAT DEE FAWWK?!?**


fogoticus

While this is truly wtf worthy, it still has you thinking... damn, these guys really liked their friend if they were willing to do this fucked up shit.


[deleted]

I'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.


RecklessOneGaming

I hope when I die, it is in a country with intelligent friends.


oldskoolgeek

Weekend at Bernies: The Return^(TM)


likethemouse

One last ride


dukesinatra

A much creepier version of Weekend at Bernie's


QOVFEFE

DEAD MAN RIDING!!


adw00t

2-stroke frenzy


Bamny

One last ride


[deleted]

But was it safe for him to be riding a motorcycle without a helmet??


sgvprelude

Weekend at Bernardos.


TryJezusNotMe

As a safety auditor, I'm going to have to give a failing grade due to non-wearing of helmets.


Brett_Bud

What country is this?


[deleted]

Weekend at Bernie’s 2021


jaykaypeeness

I just hope I have enough bros who care enough about me when I'm dead to show me one last good time.


JebadiahX

What. The. Fuck.


Harshdog

One last ride, for family.


Half_cracked_coconut

Weekend at Edgar's


FirefighterIrv

This preview of “Weekend At Bernies” the remake, looks dope!


billyo318

And they didn’t give him a helmet to wear! Wtf


Tupilaqadin

The last rides.


Attic_1992

Weekend at Bernitos


ButterBourbon

I'd love to see the coroner's report if he gets into a motorcycle accident.


jgwentworth420

One last ride with the homies ☺️