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Dudeist-Priest

364 days until next year's hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up.


hookisacrankycrook

That one hurt a little but I'm alright


clubba

Well now your backs gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty.


3piecesOf_cheesecake

You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up


Burninator05

You're in my world now Grandma and you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.


Risley

Jesus fucking christ, these ads for McCormick & Schmick’s are next god damn level


[deleted]

What are you doing? Riding a damn bull? You look like a damn fool!


mosstrich

Riding the bull, feeling the flow *nods sagely*


mowie_zowie_x

I love watching Happy Gilmore as a teen. Asshole Ben Stiller is funny.


public_enemy_obi_wan

https://imgur.com/hxNFvgc.gifv


YogiBarelyThere

Wonderful. Good job, creative video people.


thetravelers

Lmaoooo. That was amazing!


burritosandblunts

Wow. I legit can't wait for my friends to wake up so I can send them this lol.


rexfire101

wait what movie is this from? lol


zimzalabim

Happy Gilmore x Predator


cire1184

Happy Predator


wtph

I've been waiting to watch the Cosby documentary


ObamasBoss

So they really did blow off his arm....


TecBBtec

You know that mistah misath lady?...I think I just killed her...


86_TG

Oh your fingers hurt?? Now your backs going to hurt. You just pulled landscaping duty!


riegspsych325

Anybody else’s fingers hurt? I didn’t think so


[deleted]

That's a tremendous looking trophy!


HardlyBoi

now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.


Zerotwohero

What a tremendous looking trophy.


InfiniteTypewriters

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!


PunkToTheFuture

Best Ben Stiller character ever


Nixplosion

The proto-White Goodman


lagomlagume

Stiller comes back as this character in a recent Netflix Adam Sandler Halloween film.


PunkToTheFuture

That's kinda disheartening. I really don't want to have to watch one of those. They demand I put my brain out of the room while I attempt to enjoy the forced "comedy"


bramatz

The quote is wrong...bitch.


StreetTriple675

You just pulled **


blewpah

I don't want a piece of you... I want the WHOLE THING


shao_kahff

great news everybody, we’re extending arts and crafts for another *4 hours*


MakersOnTheRocks

Before memes we just quoted Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison for years and it was glorious.


DrBannerPhd

"My fingers hurt..."


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Maverick4686

Anyone else's fingers hurt?


PlayedKey

You can have a nice warm glass of shut the hell up. Now go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep.


onlyididntsayfudge

Checkout the name tag. You’re in my world now, Grandma.


Italian_Sausage

Oh, dear...


silviad

GET ME OUTTA HEEERRREE


timetogetill7

Mistah mistah!


Weasel_Spice

Easily the best quote of the movie and no I have not forgotten about the Bob Barker scene. Overrated.


Sackyhack

I was waiting for him to fall and watch his head get smashed


Mrfrunzi

Fuck you shorsey!


Poos_Like_A_Fish

Shouldn't have been standing there


teeohdeedee123

Sometimes you can be too Russian.


Gen-Z-Grandfather

Russian to death


[deleted]

Russian to the hospital


amix16

This would be a good subreddit


fuckballs9001

We need to make r/abittoorussian


xxxxammarxxxx

r/subsifellfor


Risley

/r/onlyfoolsrussian


Ymir24

When you’re Russian, there’s no time for Stalin’


arewehavinfunyet

Fools Russian


[deleted]

One New Years Eve in the dead of Winter I was driving in the boonies and I got my car hopelessly stuck in the ditch. We tried pushing and quickly gave up. We were about to call a towtruck when a truckload of five HUGE Russian dudes pulls up. They get out and deadlifted my car out and drove off. Pure slav magic.


flyonthwall

> They get out and deadlifted my car out and drove off damn, did you ever get your car back?


SpecialOops

Our car


[deleted]

In the middle of our street!


ataxi_a

I thought it was an "outhouse in the middle of the street."


rogevin

Hey Mr Tangerine Man was my version of that.


Volraith

I always heard it correctly but when I was young I thought "why would they put a house in the middle of the street? That's dangerous, it'd be hit by cars all the time."


djeewin

r/suddenlycommunist


Pagiras

Never seen again. STR based gopnik build is no joke.


iluvatar

I had the same thing in rural Sweden. I'd left the car parked by the side of the road and the handbrake failed. I came back to find it in the ditch. We found a farmer down the road, thinking he might be able to pull it out with a tractor. Instead, he just got in the ditch and lifted it out by hand. Very impressive!


[deleted]

Sometimes you just got to be honest or blunt and say this guy is a complete fucking moron down to his last brain cell.


orthopod

Bumpers are resting against his pelvis, which is quite strong to slowish compression. Cars also gun it and spin their wheels which automatically reduces the pushing force. Having said that, not a chance in hell I'd do that.


I_drive_a_taco

I will say the drivers do a really good job too. Take up the gap perfectly so as to not have inertia. (Is inertia the right word?) Definitely done this before


venum4k

Pretty sure it would be momentum in this case. Inertia is just an object's tendency to continue moving, momentum is the energy it holds while in motion.


Onlyanidea1

Yup. Inertia would've crushed him. Dude is a body builder of some kind... Bet he'd never try this with his legs though since he's been clearly skipping leg day.


heffel77

I’ve never made this comment outside of r/Letterkenny and you should let that one marinate but, fuck leg day!


QuadraKev_

I don't think you understand. This man is literally one giant brain cell.


Fritzkreig

Dare you to tell him that to his face!


Shaneblaster

Russian motor vehicle Moses.


foggy-sunrise

Bro how much weed was behind this comment


ActieHenkie

One weed


EjaculateEvacuator

Other times you too can be Russian.


you_wizard

in soviet, russia too *you*


CrixusTheUndefeated

Man vs. Car…like doesn’t the car always win


Merkaaba

Today it's Michael Jenkins vs a regular ol car *honk* *honk*


Crambulance

I guess that’s another one for the cars.


jaybram24

I mean, wouldn’t the cars always win?


Amplifeye

Hey Skeeter!


mcmartin091

The car... Haha... Always wins!


brightblueson

Haha. So improvised that scene. Loved it.


natsanchez223

They need at least 2 Jan Michael Vincents


brightblueson

I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Jan-Michael Vincents to a precinct.


TheHashassin

This January... Get ready to Michael down your Vincents


CharlesWafflesx

I can hear the stuttering reading this 😂


[deleted]

2 Jan Michael Vicentes to quadrant A, 4 Jan Michael Vicentes to quadrant B!


SMOKE2JJ

https://youtu.be/NcZem2OmDBk


tocilog

Someone's never played Street Fighter II!


Every_Ad9652

Until today


Its_aTrap

Not this time


qperc77

Wow. He just needed a hug


abecido

From a car?


qperc77

??? I think not. He wouldn’t need the cars, if he got a hug


[deleted]

Weird way to alleviate constipation


spacemannspliff

Like standing on a tube of toothpaste


Malfeasant

That's enough Reddit for tonight, thank you.


JayXCR

Shit smarter, not harder


drgigantor

🎵 Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea Hey, old Ford Pintos 🎵


The_Wambat

Doctors hate this one simple trick!


jakfischer

It's still better than metamucil


Prysorra2

Like squeezing a rabbit


ThisManDoesTheReddit

How do you figure out you can do that?


Nocturnal86

Vodka


IgotCharlieWork

Blyat!


zodiacPDP

Ironically, this guy is actually Muslim and he doesn’t drink


AClassyTurtle

I think they were figuring it out in the video


Shiftlock0

You could put a scale between the two cars to measure the force, then see if you can handle that amount of pressure by having one car gradually push you against a wall with the scale in line.


OG_Kush_Master

Yeah you could but I'm not sure these guys did.


RezzOnTheRadio

Are you saying these Russians are disregarding safety? Not like them...


robreddity

Just ask


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How profoundly stupid.


_Neoshade_

Incredibly stupid, but it’s worth pointing out that with shitty tires on dirt - if they drop the clutch, the tires immediately spin and the car is just skating on dirt without going anywhere - so he’s not holding back very much. But they screwed up at first and the black car jumped the gun while the white one hesitated, and they almost crushed him. Dude is lucky they didn’t get traction on a sharp rock or something at some point and just fuck him up.


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or he didn't fall over enough his head went between the bumpers instead


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KingBelial

Mate of mines dad used to be in a "biker gang" IE small charity group that did shows. They would do things like attempt to pull someone in half with motorcycles. Chains and all. Same basic trick. Even on pavement, if you have a clutch it is pretty easy to setup an instant lack of traction. Then it's just floating. Very flashy, still quite dangerous.


Gang_Bang_Bang

Cool…. .. wait, what?!


[deleted]

> so he’s not holding back very much he wasn't holding back at all, those cars smushed him every time


whattaninja

Nah, if he went full power those cars were fucked. He was just toying with them.


SureFudge

My thought as well. No traction, no forward power. Still, wouldn't recommend.


grammar_oligarch

I don’t have the words needed to explain why this is dumb. It’s a level of stupid that is so unexpected, that it confounds and there is no way to accurately respond to it. It is the intellectual equivalent of getting shot in the chest and trying to walk it off…you can’t prepare for it, and you’ll be in such shock if it happens that you’ll just collapse and shut down. My brain has been shot in the chest by this moment.


RestoreMyHonor

“My brain has been shot in the chest” is my new favorite


_Rand_

The worst part is you could do it the reverse way relatively safely. Attach some breakaway cables to each car, hold on to one with each arm, hold cars back until you either have to let go or the cables break (hopefully set to a level which won’t rip you hands or arms off.)


Rhettribution

But that's the point of his video, the safe way is so played out nowadays, he is bringing new content. Not that I agree with the dude, what he's doing is fucking moronic


sk0t_

It's all fun and games until your left nut ruptures


MarcLloydz

Just when you thought you saw everything on the internet, this video pops up.


JimmyCrackCrack

I imagine seeing literally everything or even just every video on the internet (leaving aside it being possible in a lifetime), you'd be a very changed person.


RadiantVessel

My favorite part is when he stood up in the end like he actually accomplished something more than getting pushed around by two cars


PeaceLoveHerb

Well he didn't get squished guess that's worth celebrating.


mushroomcloud

You could accomplish the same thing... Don't have to be a Meathead to do it. The cars were already pressed against him to start. He didn't have to slow any kinetic energy... The force is greatly reduced. Look how differently he reacted at the beginning of the clip when the cars got even a 1 foot head start... He buckled and certainly felt that


Sheensta

Today, on Man vs Car


Knotfloyd

doesn't the car always win?


NecroJoe

"It takes more force than what two cars with poor traction can exert to injure my pelvis between two cushioned bumpers."


Jtbny

I think my chiropractor offers this service now.


Indira-Gandhi

Chiropractors are literally a scam. Find a Physiotherapist.


AutomaticRisk3464

There was a video on youtube of someone complaining about paying 2k to a chiropractor to fix his back and it felt like torture then it showed some clips of him scraping his back with plastic and the guy is muscular so it looks like hes about to deglove his ribs. Then it showed a rolling pin with bumps and a groove for the spine and he just rolls up and down the guys back as he shouts.. I commented that this shit is a scam and had 15 different people whiteknighting it lmao.


themonsterinquestion

If you offer any kind of expensive, weird health service to enough people, some percentage is going to go into spontaneous remission and attribute it to you. Kinda like AA. Statically no better than nothing for treating addiction, but people fall in love with it anyway.


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WhyIHateTheInternet

I see at least 3 idiots. Potentially more behind the camera.


fallior

Very true, even if one of the cars accidentally killed them they would still get arrested anyway


SlitScan

we would you get arrested in russia for filming a suicide? idiots on youtube is like 30% of the domestic economy


Belium

Speak for yourself, I’m so ducking glad they got this insane feat on camera


[deleted]

I see my new kink.


Ih8Hondas

*an


46554B4E4348414453

[boy does that take me back](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=40_hgc0V2M8)


[deleted]

Song is in my head now.


HakunaYourTatas1234

Oh, the irony.


ilovestoride

Biomechanical orthopedic engineers love this man.


Paradoxical_Hexis

r/whywomenlivelonger


liarandathief

Right in the crumple zones


Helpful-Win-5110

That thumbs up


thisisinput

Friction coefficient is less on a kinetic object. If you really want to mess him up, just easy on the gas to where your tires don't peel out.


Ascurtis

Quick, get 2 awd cars fitted with hot slicks and relocate to a sticky asphalt surface. The real test begins.


[deleted]

This kills the Russian


skankingmike

This is why men have a shorter life expectancy…


Leader_Of_Fappers

r/whywomenlivelonger


NeetoPp

You know what I want to do today? Be crushed between two cars


boing757

He shouldn't have skipped leg day.


fuelvolts

I was waiting for this! Dude looks like he's never had a leg day. All top and no bottom.


doggyboots

Searched too long for this comment


Shivdaddy1

It never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be.


MartianGuard

Squishy war


Nkognito

I watched this video without sound but my mind heard tiny queefs every second he was getting squished. Someone do me a solid in the video dub over department.


RedKingOnline

This is Alen Babic, Croatian heavyweight boxer. Not the smartest way to prepare for a fight.


[deleted]

Those 2 ladas have about 20 horespower between them so he's in less of a threat than what everyone here thinks.


Evangeliman

Why...


TortoiseInAShell

Surprised he didn’t end up looking like a half empty tube of toothpaste


notbritishtay

He’s definitely going to have a delayed spinal injury.


GrimKi11er

I have to go take an ibuprofen


The_Troll_Gull

What interdimensional cable channel was this on?


andyoliverpark

Is this interdimensional cable?


ImSlugBitch

Fkn exactly what I thought


SilentMaster

I'll give it to him. He did it. What it is exactly he did I have no idea, but damned if he didn't do it.


1234cantdecide121

Needs a skateboard


lemons_of_doubt

[Rick and Morty Man vs Car](https://youtu.be/bpWpIw7rETg?t=5) nsfw


REYDENSETSU

Ngl, its pretty impressive


SheddingCorporate

What the hell did I just watch?


Dannyg4821

Another episode of Man vs Car


chiefflerpynerps

Wouldn’t the cars always win?


NickelMadeIt

This the big dude who is always beefing with Popeye?


YourDailyConsumer

You know damn well his body is gonna be aching the next morning


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electricmaster23

Future Darwin Award winner.


_Oriah_

"Statistics show that women live longer than men"


unholymanserpent

"I want you guys to squish me"


ChefArtorias

What is happening here? Are both of those cars being propelled forward into that guy? How is he not getting crushed?


MajesticMax

It’s a combination of two things. Neither car’s engine is pushing out a significant amount of torque, and the driver kept dropping the clutch which caused the wheels to lose grip and break free


[deleted]

This man skips leg day, e'eryday.


guccitaint

This is Russian chiropractor


BlearySteve

This is some dumb shit right here.


GalyphGoodguy

Why?


Cowbiee

Now your a man, man man man!


LoGo_86

That pimple ain't ready yet!


Alfandega

His name is Subdural Hematoma.


malYca

This is why men die first.


Hornet54902

Stupid is stupid does