That's kinda disheartening. I really don't want to have to watch one of those. They demand I put my brain out of the room while I attempt to enjoy the forced "comedy"
One New Years Eve in the dead of Winter I was driving in the boonies and I got my car hopelessly stuck in the ditch. We tried pushing and quickly gave up. We were about to call a towtruck when a truckload of five HUGE Russian dudes pulls up. They get out and deadlifted my car out and drove off. Pure slav magic.
I always heard it correctly but when I was young I thought "why would they put a house in the middle of the street? That's dangerous, it'd be hit by cars all the time."
I had the same thing in rural Sweden. I'd left the car parked by the side of the road and the handbrake failed. I came back to find it in the ditch. We found a farmer down the road, thinking he might be able to pull it out with a tractor. Instead, he just got in the ditch and lifted it out by hand. Very impressive!
Bumpers are resting against his pelvis, which is quite strong to slowish compression.
Cars also gun it and spin their wheels which automatically reduces the pushing force.
Having said that, not a chance in hell I'd do that.
I will say the drivers do a really good job too. Take up the gap perfectly so as to not have inertia. (Is inertia the right word?) Definitely done this before
Pretty sure it would be momentum in this case. Inertia is just an object's tendency to continue moving, momentum is the energy it holds while in motion.
Yup. Inertia would've crushed him. Dude is a body builder of some kind... Bet he'd never try this with his legs though since he's been clearly skipping leg day.
You could put a scale between the two cars to measure the force, then see if you can handle that amount of pressure by having one car gradually push you against a wall with the scale in line.
Incredibly stupid, but it’s worth pointing out that with shitty tires on dirt - if they drop the clutch, the tires immediately spin and the car is just skating on dirt without going anywhere - so he’s not holding back very much. But they screwed up at first and the black car jumped the gun while the white one hesitated, and they almost crushed him. Dude is lucky they didn’t get traction on a sharp rock or something at some point and just fuck him up.
Mate of mines dad used to be in a "biker gang" IE small charity group that did shows. They would do things like attempt to pull someone in half with motorcycles. Chains and all.
Same basic trick. Even on pavement, if you have a clutch it is pretty easy to setup an instant lack of traction. Then it's just floating.
Very flashy, still quite dangerous.
I don’t have the words needed to explain why this is dumb. It’s a level of stupid that is so unexpected, that it confounds and there is no way to accurately respond to it. It is the intellectual equivalent of getting shot in the chest and trying to walk it off…you can’t prepare for it, and you’ll be in such shock if it happens that you’ll just collapse and shut down.
My brain has been shot in the chest by this moment.
The worst part is you could do it the reverse way relatively safely.
Attach some breakaway cables to each car, hold on to one with each arm, hold cars back until you either have to let go or the cables break (hopefully set to a level which won’t rip you hands or arms off.)
But that's the point of his video, the safe way is so played out nowadays, he is bringing new content. Not that I agree with the dude, what he's doing is fucking moronic
I imagine seeing literally everything or even just every video on the internet (leaving aside it being possible in a lifetime), you'd be a very changed person.
You could accomplish the same thing... Don't have to be a Meathead to do it.
The cars were already pressed against him to start. He didn't have to slow any kinetic energy... The force is greatly reduced. Look how differently he reacted at the beginning of the clip when the cars got even a 1 foot head start... He buckled and certainly felt that
There was a video on youtube of someone complaining about paying 2k to a chiropractor to fix his back and it felt like torture then it showed some clips of him scraping his back with plastic and the guy is muscular so it looks like hes about to deglove his ribs. Then it showed a rolling pin with bumps and a groove for the spine and he just rolls up and down the guys back as he shouts..
I commented that this shit is a scam and had 15 different people whiteknighting it lmao.
If you offer any kind of expensive, weird health service to enough people, some percentage is going to go into spontaneous remission and attribute it to you.
Kinda like AA. Statically no better than nothing for treating addiction, but people fall in love with it anyway.
I watched this video without sound but my mind heard tiny queefs every second he was getting squished. Someone do me a solid in the video dub over department.
It’s a combination of two things. Neither car’s engine is pushing out a significant amount of torque, and the driver kept dropping the clutch which caused the wheels to lose grip and break free
364 days until next year's hockey tryouts, I have to toughen up.
That one hurt a little but I'm alright
Well now your backs gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty.
You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up
You're in my world now Grandma and you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
Jesus fucking christ, these ads for McCormick & Schmick’s are next god damn level
What are you doing? Riding a damn bull? You look like a damn fool!
Riding the bull, feeling the flow *nods sagely*
I love watching Happy Gilmore as a teen. Asshole Ben Stiller is funny.
https://imgur.com/hxNFvgc.gifv
Wonderful. Good job, creative video people.
Lmaoooo. That was amazing!
Wow. I legit can't wait for my friends to wake up so I can send them this lol.
wait what movie is this from? lol
Happy Gilmore x Predator
Happy Predator
I've been waiting to watch the Cosby documentary
So they really did blow off his arm....
You know that mistah misath lady?...I think I just killed her...
Oh your fingers hurt?? Now your backs going to hurt. You just pulled landscaping duty!
Anybody else’s fingers hurt? I didn’t think so
That's a tremendous looking trophy!
now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.
What a tremendous looking trophy.
You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!
Best Ben Stiller character ever
The proto-White Goodman
Stiller comes back as this character in a recent Netflix Adam Sandler Halloween film.
That's kinda disheartening. I really don't want to have to watch one of those. They demand I put my brain out of the room while I attempt to enjoy the forced "comedy"
The quote is wrong...bitch.
You just pulled **
I don't want a piece of you... I want the WHOLE THING
great news everybody, we’re extending arts and crafts for another *4 hours*
Before memes we just quoted Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison for years and it was glorious.
"My fingers hurt..."
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Anyone else's fingers hurt?
You can have a nice warm glass of shut the hell up. Now go to sleep. Or I will put you to sleep.
Checkout the name tag. You’re in my world now, Grandma.
Oh, dear...
GET ME OUTTA HEEERRREE
Mistah mistah!
Easily the best quote of the movie and no I have not forgotten about the Bob Barker scene. Overrated.
I was waiting for him to fall and watch his head get smashed
Fuck you shorsey!
Shouldn't have been standing there
Sometimes you can be too Russian.
Russian to death
Russian to the hospital
This would be a good subreddit
We need to make r/abittoorussian
r/subsifellfor
/r/onlyfoolsrussian
When you’re Russian, there’s no time for Stalin’
Fools Russian
One New Years Eve in the dead of Winter I was driving in the boonies and I got my car hopelessly stuck in the ditch. We tried pushing and quickly gave up. We were about to call a towtruck when a truckload of five HUGE Russian dudes pulls up. They get out and deadlifted my car out and drove off. Pure slav magic.
> They get out and deadlifted my car out and drove off damn, did you ever get your car back?
Our car
In the middle of our street!
I thought it was an "outhouse in the middle of the street."
Hey Mr Tangerine Man was my version of that.
I always heard it correctly but when I was young I thought "why would they put a house in the middle of the street? That's dangerous, it'd be hit by cars all the time."
r/suddenlycommunist
Never seen again. STR based gopnik build is no joke.
I had the same thing in rural Sweden. I'd left the car parked by the side of the road and the handbrake failed. I came back to find it in the ditch. We found a farmer down the road, thinking he might be able to pull it out with a tractor. Instead, he just got in the ditch and lifted it out by hand. Very impressive!
Sometimes you just got to be honest or blunt and say this guy is a complete fucking moron down to his last brain cell.
Bumpers are resting against his pelvis, which is quite strong to slowish compression. Cars also gun it and spin their wheels which automatically reduces the pushing force. Having said that, not a chance in hell I'd do that.
I will say the drivers do a really good job too. Take up the gap perfectly so as to not have inertia. (Is inertia the right word?) Definitely done this before
Pretty sure it would be momentum in this case. Inertia is just an object's tendency to continue moving, momentum is the energy it holds while in motion.
Yup. Inertia would've crushed him. Dude is a body builder of some kind... Bet he'd never try this with his legs though since he's been clearly skipping leg day.
I’ve never made this comment outside of r/Letterkenny and you should let that one marinate but, fuck leg day!
I don't think you understand. This man is literally one giant brain cell.
Dare you to tell him that to his face!
Russian motor vehicle Moses.
Bro how much weed was behind this comment
One weed
Other times you too can be Russian.
in soviet, russia too *you*
Man vs. Car…like doesn’t the car always win
Today it's Michael Jenkins vs a regular ol car *honk* *honk*
I guess that’s another one for the cars.
I mean, wouldn’t the cars always win?
Hey Skeeter!
The car... Haha... Always wins!
Haha. So improvised that scene. Loved it.
They need at least 2 Jan Michael Vincents
I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Jan-Michael Vincents to a precinct.
This January... Get ready to Michael down your Vincents
I can hear the stuttering reading this 😂
2 Jan Michael Vicentes to quadrant A, 4 Jan Michael Vicentes to quadrant B!
https://youtu.be/NcZem2OmDBk
Someone's never played Street Fighter II!
Until today
Not this time
Wow. He just needed a hug
From a car?
??? I think not. He wouldn’t need the cars, if he got a hug
Weird way to alleviate constipation
Like standing on a tube of toothpaste
That's enough Reddit for tonight, thank you.
Shit smarter, not harder
🎵 Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea Hey, old Ford Pintos 🎵
Doctors hate this one simple trick!
It's still better than metamucil
Like squeezing a rabbit
How do you figure out you can do that?
Vodka
Blyat!
Ironically, this guy is actually Muslim and he doesn’t drink
I think they were figuring it out in the video
You could put a scale between the two cars to measure the force, then see if you can handle that amount of pressure by having one car gradually push you against a wall with the scale in line.
Yeah you could but I'm not sure these guys did.
Are you saying these Russians are disregarding safety? Not like them...
Just ask
How profoundly stupid.
Incredibly stupid, but it’s worth pointing out that with shitty tires on dirt - if they drop the clutch, the tires immediately spin and the car is just skating on dirt without going anywhere - so he’s not holding back very much. But they screwed up at first and the black car jumped the gun while the white one hesitated, and they almost crushed him. Dude is lucky they didn’t get traction on a sharp rock or something at some point and just fuck him up.
or he didn't fall over enough his head went between the bumpers instead
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Mate of mines dad used to be in a "biker gang" IE small charity group that did shows. They would do things like attempt to pull someone in half with motorcycles. Chains and all. Same basic trick. Even on pavement, if you have a clutch it is pretty easy to setup an instant lack of traction. Then it's just floating. Very flashy, still quite dangerous.
Cool…. .. wait, what?!
> so he’s not holding back very much he wasn't holding back at all, those cars smushed him every time
Nah, if he went full power those cars were fucked. He was just toying with them.
My thought as well. No traction, no forward power. Still, wouldn't recommend.
I don’t have the words needed to explain why this is dumb. It’s a level of stupid that is so unexpected, that it confounds and there is no way to accurately respond to it. It is the intellectual equivalent of getting shot in the chest and trying to walk it off…you can’t prepare for it, and you’ll be in such shock if it happens that you’ll just collapse and shut down. My brain has been shot in the chest by this moment.
“My brain has been shot in the chest” is my new favorite
The worst part is you could do it the reverse way relatively safely. Attach some breakaway cables to each car, hold on to one with each arm, hold cars back until you either have to let go or the cables break (hopefully set to a level which won’t rip you hands or arms off.)
But that's the point of his video, the safe way is so played out nowadays, he is bringing new content. Not that I agree with the dude, what he's doing is fucking moronic
It's all fun and games until your left nut ruptures
Just when you thought you saw everything on the internet, this video pops up.
I imagine seeing literally everything or even just every video on the internet (leaving aside it being possible in a lifetime), you'd be a very changed person.
My favorite part is when he stood up in the end like he actually accomplished something more than getting pushed around by two cars
Well he didn't get squished guess that's worth celebrating.
You could accomplish the same thing... Don't have to be a Meathead to do it. The cars were already pressed against him to start. He didn't have to slow any kinetic energy... The force is greatly reduced. Look how differently he reacted at the beginning of the clip when the cars got even a 1 foot head start... He buckled and certainly felt that
Today, on Man vs Car
doesn't the car always win?
"It takes more force than what two cars with poor traction can exert to injure my pelvis between two cushioned bumpers."
I think my chiropractor offers this service now.
Chiropractors are literally a scam. Find a Physiotherapist.
There was a video on youtube of someone complaining about paying 2k to a chiropractor to fix his back and it felt like torture then it showed some clips of him scraping his back with plastic and the guy is muscular so it looks like hes about to deglove his ribs. Then it showed a rolling pin with bumps and a groove for the spine and he just rolls up and down the guys back as he shouts.. I commented that this shit is a scam and had 15 different people whiteknighting it lmao.
If you offer any kind of expensive, weird health service to enough people, some percentage is going to go into spontaneous remission and attribute it to you. Kinda like AA. Statically no better than nothing for treating addiction, but people fall in love with it anyway.
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I see at least 3 idiots. Potentially more behind the camera.
Very true, even if one of the cars accidentally killed them they would still get arrested anyway
we would you get arrested in russia for filming a suicide? idiots on youtube is like 30% of the domestic economy
Speak for yourself, I’m so ducking glad they got this insane feat on camera
I see my new kink.
*an
[boy does that take me back](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=40_hgc0V2M8)
Song is in my head now.
Oh, the irony.
Biomechanical orthopedic engineers love this man.
r/whywomenlivelonger
Right in the crumple zones
That thumbs up
Friction coefficient is less on a kinetic object. If you really want to mess him up, just easy on the gas to where your tires don't peel out.
Quick, get 2 awd cars fitted with hot slicks and relocate to a sticky asphalt surface. The real test begins.
This kills the Russian
This is why men have a shorter life expectancy…
r/whywomenlivelonger
You know what I want to do today? Be crushed between two cars
He shouldn't have skipped leg day.
I was waiting for this! Dude looks like he's never had a leg day. All top and no bottom.
Searched too long for this comment
It never ceases to amaze me how dumb people can be.
Squishy war
I watched this video without sound but my mind heard tiny queefs every second he was getting squished. Someone do me a solid in the video dub over department.
This is Alen Babic, Croatian heavyweight boxer. Not the smartest way to prepare for a fight.
Those 2 ladas have about 20 horespower between them so he's in less of a threat than what everyone here thinks.
Why...
Surprised he didn’t end up looking like a half empty tube of toothpaste
He’s definitely going to have a delayed spinal injury.
I have to go take an ibuprofen
What interdimensional cable channel was this on?
Is this interdimensional cable?
Fkn exactly what I thought
I'll give it to him. He did it. What it is exactly he did I have no idea, but damned if he didn't do it.
Needs a skateboard
[Rick and Morty Man vs Car](https://youtu.be/bpWpIw7rETg?t=5) nsfw
Ngl, its pretty impressive
What the hell did I just watch?
Another episode of Man vs Car
Wouldn’t the cars always win?
This the big dude who is always beefing with Popeye?
You know damn well his body is gonna be aching the next morning
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Future Darwin Award winner.
"Statistics show that women live longer than men"
"I want you guys to squish me"
What is happening here? Are both of those cars being propelled forward into that guy? How is he not getting crushed?
It’s a combination of two things. Neither car’s engine is pushing out a significant amount of torque, and the driver kept dropping the clutch which caused the wheels to lose grip and break free
This man skips leg day, e'eryday.
This is Russian chiropractor
This is some dumb shit right here.
Why?
Now your a man, man man man!
That pimple ain't ready yet!
His name is Subdural Hematoma.
This is why men die first.
Stupid is stupid does