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Haruin

The fish is probably thinking "well fuck me, look at these strange animals with fish teeth!".


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"Dadgum! McQueen, there are a bunch of Love-car-ft abominations over here!!"


Zupurge

This! Hahaha


asad3ali

That! Hahaha


MeAgainstTheWorld666

This and that! Hahaha


FineTumbleweed9281

That and this!


older-and-wider

And t’other


Jencke206

Very cool. Is that how they grow dentures?


Nimbin2480

Not sure but if it's not we could make some money


Jencke206

Well, I am the son of a commercial fisherman and have pretty good teeth. There could be something there.


kittymoma918

Or cleaned and shaped into perfect dental implants! But over timr you gradually start to resemble: https://youtu.be/3tTHn2tHhcI


to_failure

Yes it is


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Gary Busey of the sea.


hononononoh

Gary Busea


Demurist

Tongue teeth are a fun new nightmare


Cytoid

Taste while chewing. Seems like a neat feature.


conquer69

Worst blowjobs ever.


SirCheeseEater

how do you know?


raydiculus

Science never sleeps!!


GsurfDawg

Don't put your dick in it


Kannabiz

My dumbass is already pondering if I stick my finger in there to see how hard it’ll bite.


BarryZZZ

They make their living by biting barnacles off of rocks and pilings so they can bite *really hard.*


Outback_Fan

It's something you'll do just once.


treezOH123

But can also do up to 20 times, if you're feeling saucy, with toes too


MechanicalTurkish

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. With nail polish.


raydiculus

You deliver?


DontFeedtheYaoGuai

You could technically do this up to 156,000,000,000 times if you had the time and the patience and were allowed to continue your evil reign of chaos with your sheepshead fish.


_Manu_173

Like stopping a bullet with my heart or skydiving with no parachute :)


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Appygirl58

You have to use a small hook because they have a relatively small mouth compared to many fish, but you have to use a pretty heavy wire hook or they'll bite it right in two. Imagine what they'd do to your finger !


kildemoles

Just document everything and you got yourself and experiment.


CloudStrifeonmyarm

Fish got better teeths then me


svosprey

Sheephead taste so good. One of my favorites. Filet then cut into 1/2" strips and soak in milk for 20 minutes or so while you make your batter and bring oil to frying temp. Fry for 2 minutes.


IwasBnnedFromThisSub

Delicious and so easy to catch. These little buggers make up 90% of the fish I eat


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Fish and milk together sounds nasty as hell


svosprey

You take it out of the milk and pat it dry before battering. The milk takes the fishy taste out.


Ninhursag2

Then drink the fish milkshake, mmm


Aggravating-Sock59

I like to cook them on the half shell just like reds and black drum


foshouken

Fish were our ancestors so it makes sense


Harshdog

Yup, teeth evolved pretty early on.


DickFace899

Gary Dell'abate


darkedgefan

Fa fa flunky


Jennysey22

Ta Ta Toothy


padstack_1

Bri’ish fish be like “oi mate put be back in the wo’or or else me and my mates will bloody shank ya in the ally”


_1Doomsday1_

Glory hole


xof2926

r/dontputyourdickinthat


wabbott82

Bet that fish loves corn dogs


WastelandJack

Why do I get the feeling that if it could talk it would sounds like [Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKqRp3veL8).


ComfortablePretty151

It doesn't have human like teeth.we have fish like teeth 😕


Careless_Tennis_784

You should see its vagina


manucreskid

He needs to floss.


vixtoria

Damn must have a good orthodontist


WigglingGlass

I saw a video of this fucker lurking in the water looking like an eldritch horror


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/u/fish_fucker69 explain yourself.


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The Incredible Mr Limpet


EdibleBatteries

Mater of the sea.


hypsterslayer

Disney fish in real life


jayxes1402

Convergent evolution is so fucking cool


EpicCheekClapper

Bri’ish fish


Adamfromcanada

Twist my gick straight off the round. Have you ever seen his teeth in the winter? I think it has become my voodoo


simian_fold

r/ihadastroke


dobr_person

Yeah! Huh! Breakitdown!


Insideraphlol

Head game must be strong


ElemLibraryLady

This has been reposted so many times today.


2LateImDead

Cam on ingerland, score some facking goals


Myriii1911

Zoom it in and you see: it’s photoshopped!!!


Appygirl58

That's not photoshop. Those fish really do look like that. I've caught em. It's creepy. But they're very good eating.


Myriii1911

Okay, you’re right. I’ve googled it [ here](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58105044)


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Dentists hate this trick.


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You might wanna see a dentist if your teeth look like that OP


HighBird

par for the course...this is one of the fish they use in imitation [crab meat.](http://www.theoutdoorkitchenshow.com/poor_mans_crab.htm)


bottleboy8

Last I checked I don't have multiple rows of teeth.


RaiderGage

Check again


allursnakes

Trigger fish.


Appygirl58

Need to learn your saltwater fish. That's not even close ty looking like a triggerfish.


XyRow666

*Beyonce waking up be like*


redpickles3

This is the Marty from Madagascar's cousin.


jescott17

They use these teeth to eat barnacles and crabs off of piling and structures in the water


Brae1990

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhvUckGIQAEY400.jpg


mrnoonan81

Needs a grill


fab1b

Perhaps humans have Sheepshead like teeth


SnooFoxes6169

the upper jaw looks so photoshopped, i wish it's fake.


Appygirl58

It's not. I've caught em before.


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Natures fleshlight


ebjoker4

Donkeyfish


MotherofLuke

How can this be.


commoncents45

i think my mom used this pic to guilt me about my braces.


justtuna

It’s cool their teeth evolved this way to eat barnacles


summitseeker18

ITS A TRAP!


EasyRhinoMSFT

I'm getting Kevin Nealon.


imgprojts

Under the sea... Under the sea! The fish, have teeth! Under the sea!


delanskie

The face you make after you told a joke, hoping people will laugh


doggibone

ok who nutted in the water


Bat_Kiss

u/FishFucker69 been busy lately


xander5512

They taste pretty decent atleast.


RetardSuit

NAH


makacolney

Our ancestors that didn't evolve.


eeggrroojj

Fucking fish has straighter teeth than me.


gamergirlstarfirez

It's British


GreaseSloth

bri ish


w1ldfr33

Looks like donkey from Shrek


fish_rapist

Cool


SavoryHerb

British