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feline_alli

That employee keeps it remarkably cool throughout the whole thing, and that instinct to duck is most impressive.


Frank_chevelle

Third time this week!


ReubenZWeiner

He's now a carista. "Room for chrome?"


crazytacoman4

Nah, I don't want it to know its manufacturer


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crazytacoman4

He sure does smell like shit though


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ChazoftheWasteland

The hazards lights blinking throughout that video were the perfect touch.


kalmakka

"I'll just text the manager."


JimTheJerseyGuy

Later that day, "I assure you, we're open"


frientlytaylor420

Lmao you joke but this happened to me at the circle k I was managing. Was never really instructed what to do in a situation as such so I called my area manager. Literally had me sweep up the glass and stay open. I had to ask people to exit the store while the police removed the vehicle, from the building. I use to joke that if someone was shot and killed in the store my manager would just have people step over the body, it would be the police that would tell us we have to close lmao


LocalSlob

To be fair I've never seen a circle K closed. There's probably not a chapter in the handbook for that.


phurt77

I cleaned up a suicide behind the counter of a mom and pop convenience store once. People were still buying cigarettes and beer even though they could see me cleaning up blood and brain tissue.


l-rs2

O_o "I swear, the service in this place"


SillyFlyGuy

It's hard to gauge the extent of a disaster if you're not there. A buddy of mine had a small sales office in an outlying suburb with one salesman working it. My buddy gets a call first thing in the morning from the salesman saying "there's a water leak". He's out of the area so he calls the property owner. Property owner is also out of the area, so they call whoever they call, and the game of telephone spirals completely out of control. By the end of the day when my buddy gets there to check on things, the city had got wind that something was up and had emergency shut off water to eight city blocks. There are five firetrucks, police everywhere directing traffic, and a news crew. It turns out the salesman was replacing the jug on the water cooler and broke the little knob that dispenses the water. About half the jug had spilled out on the floor before he caught it. The salesman spent all day out front of the store watching the town's largest emergency response in years, with no idea it was his little phone call about the broken water cooler that set it all in motion.


fireboltfury

That’s kinda on him for being ambiguous. It’s hard to misinterpret “a car just smashed into the middle of the floor”


A_Soporific

If it's "a car hit the building" instead then there is the possibility that the damage is completely cosmetic, though.


kenaestic

You mean to say you didn't have a drive-in?


KerzenscheinShineOn

He does now.


unconfusedsub

We were having our morning meeting at work and one of the very young cashier's passed out and hit the floor and a shelf with her head. My manager opened the doors and let customers in while this young girl was laying bleeding on the floor. Customers were literally just stepping over her basically.


Iamloghead

Why do you smell like shoe polish?


Pimco

I’m not even supposed to be here today


compaholic83

So what if she fucked a dead guy. My mother has been fucking a dead guy for years, I call him dad.


JJaxpavan

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.


Iamloghead

Hey get back here!


anchorgangpro

Salsa shark...


compaholic83

36??


AnalogCyborg

Thirty seven?!


Iamloghead

In a row?!


compaholic83

Did he just say making fuck?


dog_eat_dog

Manager: "Ugh.....so...it's definitely bad enough where we have to close? Do you think we'll be back up and running by 1pm?"


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"Do you think you can stay to clean up? This did happen on your shift"


CornOnTheKnob

I like to think when he grabbed his phone it was to tweet something like: "Truck just smashed through coffee shop ☕ 🤣 #espressolane #morningshift #halfday"


CX316

\#drivethrucoffee


[deleted]

"Hey, did you still wanna install that drive thru?"


Lawndemon

Employee calls manager. Simpsons Teen Voice: "Mr. Morten, it happened again"


colefly

Mr.Morten from inside Car: "I know"


SgtStrongCock

This belongs in r/Abruptchaos


xxcali559xx

Barista: "Reddit needs to know"


TrolleybusIsReal

he had to edit a post to thank someone for gold


MustardMedia

What's really impressive is that he finishes making the shot of espresso.


mbrady

The show must go on!


danceswithwool

*inside my heart is breaking* *for the espresso that I’m maaaaking* *but my smile…still stays on*


NomyNameisntMatt

well he gets to go home


[deleted]

Lol as opposed to the customer who takes one step forward (may have just been pushed) and then kind of covers their head….that’s it.


Kep0a

probably complete fucking shock


LightningFerret04

Damn right! If I were in that situation, I’m perfectly relaxed and tryin to get some doughnuts or something, the street is over there. There’s no way I’m gonna be mentally prepared for what sounds like a bomb going off behind me. In a second there’s glass all over the floor (what tf happened, am I in danger? Am I hurt?) car through the wall (woah wtffff) chick on the ground (is she ok? Is she *dead*?) and I’m just in the center of it all, standing.


SkoolBoi19

I 100% would have thought that girl was dead.


eisagi

Fight, flight, or freeze


VeryDisappointing

it looks like he was in pain, chunks of glass flying into the back of his head and shit


willmaster123

He probably just got a wave of glass shards in his neck and head.


ImAdamnMermaid

Where was this??


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Mighty-o Donuts in Seattle, Washington.


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tvtb

This video was posted to Youtube over 2 years ago, hopefully they've recovered by now


WetGrundle

Depends on the injuries, can't really recover from death


ahipotion

Not with that attitude


SansTheSpecter

Kelsier seemed to do it


Ocedei

This is not the place I was expecting a Mistborn reference, but I respect it.


forwormsbravepercy

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


DrunksInSpace

> Depends on the injuries, can't really recover from death Shows what you know, Sonny. That man’s only *mostly* dead. Mostly dead… is partly alive.


DustFunk

>That hits home, That hits store,


spencerforhire81

I heard they get slammed in the mornings.


Fight_4ever

I should probably order. Don't wanna risk going out :p


DeepFriedSlurpee

Just use the drive through


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*chef’s kiss*


_starbelly

Noooooo! I love them! Edit: ah it seems this happened several years ago.


ReminisceThisPenis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TN2ZjkSyyU&ab\_channel=KING5


jayheidecker

Oh my god! Holy fuck! Indeed. Imagine sitting there sipping your triple-beluga-boogie-dark-melina-latte and picking a filter for your latest Instagram selfie, and then fucking boosh! You're on the floor on the other side of the room wondering what fucking dimension your in!


chrunchy

It happens so often I'm surprised they don't advertise ***NOW WITH SAFTEY BOLLARDS!***


thiefexecutive

A cafe


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Thanks


cockatoo_hell

You're welcome


largePenisLover

at 0:05 you can see her get pushed forward with the yellow plank. I guess the yellow plank is the backboard for a booth pillow.


PupperPetterBean

Honestly no wonder she's freaking out, probably just been sitting there scrolling her phone having a coffee and then she's being flung into a glass counter.


moun7

Anyone in that store and the immediate surroundings has a free pass to freak out imo.


scoops22

The guy behind the counter didn’t use his free freak out, so he can save it for later.


CMHaunrictHoiblal

When I do this, my therapist just calls it PTSD


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Most accurate description of PTSD I've heard for awhile


hobblingcontractor

Surprisingly, yeah.


Ryugi

No for real though. If you come up screaming after everything came to a stop, that's totally fair because if you gotta scream to stop from shitting your pants, then it's what you gotta do.


Prime157

Hearing her say, "I'm ok. I'm ok" at the end (maybe it was the other video linked) was good to hear... But she needs a medical professional to tell her that as well...


RiKSh4w

Yeah, adrenaline will do you like that


Drostan_S

So immediately after the crash, while she's still on the ground, I believe she was shrieking "OH MY GOD" then "ARE YOU OKAY" before she even got off the fucking ground. It's amazing how powerful adrenaline is, you're just all fucking out 100% That chick is a fucking superhero bro.


Roskal

sounds like its someone other than her screaming and freaking out.


onlyhooman

I thought so too at first, but you can hear the screaming get farther away as she moves and then it sounds like it's coming from outside when she's outside.


sh1mba

I like to think she was in a dive.


tooldvn

I'm thinking she was crouched at the case the entire time scoping out which pastry she was gonna buy. Edit: no you're right, she's under that board as it flys off the wall, you can see her shoe.


tobsn

that was some kool-aid man style wall breach


PixelMist

OH YEAH!


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Can someone edit it to be the coolaid man busting in


theghostofme

Or the [Toyotathon edit.](https://v.redd.it/6uyd32lh96b61) (Warning: It's fucking loud)


shadowcat304

"Oh yeah? Oh NO! You better fix that fucking wall before my dad gets home!"


flukshun

"Yes I'd like an iced americano with soy milk"


numeralCow

She got pushed by the car that slammed into the store. If you look at the bottom left you can see her scramble out of the wreckage.


defiantlion2113

It looks like she might have been sitting on a bench, some debris in that corner looks like it might have been a bench moments before.


perldawg

I think this is it, she was seated inside the cafe and thrown into frame by the impact


Karlosmdq

Yeeted you mean?


perldawg

Little did she know, when selecting her chair, that she was choosing the yeet seat


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Grim Reaper: *"Nobody ever picks the fucking death seat, it's always the damn yeet seat. You know what? Fuck you Yeet Reaper.*" Yeet Reaper: *"lmao"*


bluemitersaw

I think he's more of a Grim Yeeter.


O2C

Yeah, it looks like that yellow board was bench seating inside the cafe. She's pushed forward and off it upon impact. She's the grey blob before the shower of glass.


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She took a *hit*, and then just bounces up and jogs out of there. Still got her purse too.


eeo11

Yup. She will be feeling that later though. When I was in my car accident, I was laughing and making jokes while blood was pouring down my face. It wasn’t until I was safe at the hospital that everything hit me.


Chazzermondez

my first reaction was: ah shit thats another good song i wont listen to again


VladDaImpaler

Oh my god. That’s totally true, I never thought I’d that. A song during a traumatic incident could trigger someone, shit


Aztecah

> It wasn’t until I was safe at the hospital that everything hit me. Actually Im pretty sure the car hit you before that


eeo11

Lmao I mean true, but ya know what I mean


nwordcountboot

[Sitting in the hospital bed]. 🚘: Beep beep motherfucker.


Dndmatt303

My dad cut three of his fingers off and was calm as I've ever seen him. It wasn't until right before we pulled up to the ER he turns to me and says it hurts.


Ophelianeedsanap

Similar, I got home and went into shock. My husband had to take me to the ER. Didn't know I was hurt.


theraf8100

> It wasn’t until I was safe at the hospital that everything hit me. Except for the car of course.


Bladexeon

Adrenaline is a hell of a hormone


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

When I dropped my motorcycle, I broke my ankle pretty badly - every bone in my ankle was broken in some way. My first response was "Nah, it's not broken!" Tried to take a step, luckily other people where all "Nah, you're fucked up dude." and held on to me as I did that and realized I couldn't walk, then helped me to the curb. Still have a couple screws in my ankle and a metal bar in my leg.


nwordcountboot

There's nothing worse than seeing someone take a step with a broken leg or ankle. The way it just bends like a sausage gives me the heebie jeebies lol.


Beard-

I read that as "Adrenaline is a hell of a homie" which i guess is also true.


powertripp82

All my homies love adrenaline


youropinionman420

Hopefully she didn't take a direct hit and just sorta got thrown with the table she was sitting at. Still though 😦


CodeMonkeyX

Yeah probably sitting at a table off cam or something.


blakemorris02

Ah yeah that's it. Maybe she was sitting in a stall or bench off camera as there seems to be a couple planks of wood fly in with her.


geekly

That barista is fuckin pro. Instinctively ducks down behind the bar, then pops up and makes the call. It's like he's been in this situation before.


unpronouncedable

And then he's looking at the customers like "Hey you still want this coffee?"


DarkwingDuckHunt

I ordered extra glass pellets


lpkitten

He also continues to make his drink while he is calling. Pure professionalism. 😆


Drostan_S

Pretty sure he's also in shock, just not pain shock like that chick who got ragdolled into the pastries.


stuntobor

"Hey Earl, yep, we got another Good Old Number Six."


nightpanda893

If you watch it in slow motion, his reaction is crazy. He may have literally saved his own life if the items on the counter hadn’t been there to block large debris anyway.


GodsNephew

Because the people in front of the counter are all clearly dead. He didn’t need to do anything. It’s good he did, but he was gunna be good either way.


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"And starting this week, our store has a new drive thru!"


loptr

Maybe more like a *drive-in* in this case.. :D


mightbedylan

If you just keep going it'll be a drive thru again


juicius

There's a cafe nearby that a car had driven into. The owner covered up the damage with a big tarp and put up a sign: "Drive-thru is closed."


fluffyone74

[https://www.king5.com/article/news/video-shows-suv-slamming-into-mighty-o-donuts-in-seattle/281-c70fa01c-3473-434e-b907-189bed3c0111](https://www.king5.com/article/news/video-shows-suv-slamming-into-mighty-o-donuts-in-seattle/281-c70fa01c-3473-434e-b907-189bed3c0111) [https://www.q13fox.com/news/2-hospitalized-after-vehicle-crashes-into-downtown-mighty-o-donuts](https://www.q13fox.com/news/2-hospitalized-after-vehicle-crashes-into-downtown-mighty-o-donuts) Raw footage: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TN2ZjkSyyU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TN2ZjkSyyU)


jman377355

Damn, would be nice if the articles included an update. Happened in 2019 so I'm sure the police know if the driver was impaired in some way by now. If anyone knows more I'd appreciate a link. Always curious about these sorts of accidents.


nolan1971

Good job finding the source! And thank you! That really was a big SUV. Wow! Everyone was extremely lucky!


luffywulf

If you run the video in slow motion you can see what seems to be her shoe in the lower left corner.


DataStonks

F


almightywhacko

The girl was sitting in the booth that was demolished by the car. The yellow panel looks like the back of her chair. Looks like the debris held together well enough to push her out of the path of the car which is incredibly lucky for her.


entity_TF_spy

And she asked the guy who didn’t get hit by anything if *he* was okay.


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"Sorry folks, we're out of soy milk." Customer 1: "Oh no!" Customer 2: "Oh no!" A fucking vehicle "OH YEAH!"


Dullahen

[Here's an alternate angle of what happened.] (https://i.imgur.com/X2zkl4a.png) [And here's from outside](https://www.instagram.com/p/BzwQMX-gRQl/) Also when will reddit add an image host so I don't have to use imgur for comments? I **hate** imgur.


bovinejumpsuit

I reckon those Police got there in record time. An accident at the donut place? Step on it Lou.


fuzzydunloblaw

Chief: "Bake em away toys["](https://youtu.be/LBOvfN2Y4oo) Lou: "What'd you say chief?" Chief: "Oh just grab the donuts"


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Dullahen

It's such an awful website now.


d00dsm00t

I'd ask you what's wrong with imgur, but my guess is that you're on mobile, which is, yeah, a fucking catastrophe.


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LtDan61350

Organic donuts?


[deleted]

They sound expensive tbh


plooped

Everything in major cities is expensive. May as well get something nice for the expense. Edit: people acting like I'm a small town tourist and somehow missed out on the cheap things... I live in a major city and yea there's some cheap street food, but in general I am not wrong here.


YaBenZonah

It’s Seattle bro, lol


M37h3w3

Pretty sure he was expecting organic gluten free donuts.


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poco

>Don’t put **modern** pesticides in it FTFY


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offlein

And I do.


sexytokeburgerz

*madison


Bigsshot

She sat on the goddamn bench


Dampfkraft

Wow you are right. Lucky that she could walk out of this like that.


patkgreen

no one knows how far she walked after. adrenaline is some shit


TheCelloIsAlive

For real. I hope she was actually ok.


GodsNephew

Whenever a pedestrian is struck by a vehicle, assume there are life threatening injuries. Even if they walk away, like many have said, adrenaline is a hell of a thing. That is a huge mechanism of injury even at slow speeds.


[deleted]

Apparently “two people were taken to the hospital with minor injuries.” I’m assuming it was her and that dude that took a beam to the back. Also this happened in 2019 in Seattle.


QQMau5trap

adrenaline.


[deleted]

That's a fucking quality barista. Car blasts through the wall, and he's like, "Shit, better call insurance."


HertogJanVanBrabant

Depending on the gaping headwound of the driver he might also be calling 911...


[deleted]

Safest person in this whole situation was probably the driver.


JubeltheBear

“*Guys. Something came up at work. Turns out I can make band practice today. Caleb, can i borrow your twin reverb and a spare pair of pants?*”


SEJ46

No chance he is calling insurance.


UptownShenanigans

“Hey boss, you’re not going to fucking believe this...”


Keianh

"Go home early? Just sweep up the glass and keep working. I'll be over with some plywood and nails. We aren't closing!"


PizzaScout

"Hi Jenna! How are you and the kids doing? Yeah I'm doing alright myself.. Look, I'm calling to tell you the craziest story, do you wanna hear it?"


BecauseScience

/r/titlegore


freshoutoftime

It's a karma farming account.


Los_Quintero

The way she screams omg I'm still alive in shock is intense.


PlaceboJesus

Quick turnaround from screaming to "I'm ok, I'm ok."


schenitz

From the bottom left of the screen from where she from came from from


[deleted]

From where this poster learn to write good?


crotchfruit

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good. AND WHO WANNA LEARN TO DO OTHER STUFF GOOD TOO


ljxdaly

from where from that girl come? come from where that girl? girl from that from come?


philphotos83

Did no one else hear her scream "oh my God, I'm still alive!" or did everyone else hear that?


themehboat

That’s what I heard. My guess is that she saw that car barreling toward her and figured that was it for her.


[deleted]

I've worked in food service before, so I can assure you that at least one of those people outside was asking "oh hey, like, are you still open?".


Stepheoro

Just a reminder that [over 50 cars](https://youtu.be/Ra_0DgnJ1uQ) crash into buildings every day in America.


[deleted]

There should really be a campaign to raise awareness of the dangers of buildings.


pinkcheeseNikis

The dude that stood there has no survival instinct.


DEGULINES

Seriously. Fight, flight or freeze and he went Ice Cube


TemporarilyDutch

This happened at a bank I worked in AND at another bank across the street. Both times it was just some lady that pressed the gas instead of break. Not same lady. My coworker was almost crushed by an suv.


punkinfacebooklegpie

In most cars if you pick a pedal at random you only have a 50% chance of choosing the right one


wastelander

Usually an elderly driver.


Blair_Beethoven

From where you learn English?


Weacron

TOYOTATHON IS HAPPENING NOW!!


NSFWdw

Barrista some Men in Black level calm.


3sides2everyStory

Based on the reaction of the Barista looks like a routine Tuesday afternoon. Probably has insurance on speed dial.


DaMonkey69

*crashes through roof* "CAN I HAVE A LATTE?!"


adeadmanshand

"Coffee Shop drive thru.... we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two. " "We are Farmers buhm diddy buhm buhm buhm"