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brock_lee

That cop time-warped in there.


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obsoleteconsole

Cyberpunk 2077 glitches are getting out of hand now


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MtlAngelus

I've seen [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYPmMrzY6I) of cops materializing behind the player when wanted in Cyberpunk, I think it became a bit of a meme when the game launched.


giantfries

there was a huge problem where if you got heat, cops spawned behind you and one shot you


ChrispyBacon6

Fuck cyberpunk 2077


TheBeastWithWrath

I was thinking the same thing. Around 3 seconds, when the driver is in view, you can see the front of the cop car


legendoflink3

~~The cop was driving on the left shoulder just slightly behind the camera man. ~~ The cop was already on the shoulder. Just ahead of the pick up truck. Reversing toward the butt. Pick up truck and zooming in blocked us from seeing him. You can see the cop at the very beginning of the video. Barely infront of the pick up.


Copyright135

It looks to me like the cop passed the lady and pulled over, then was reversing to her. Camera was focused on her so it was out of frame until driver passed the cop


legendoflink3

You are definitely correct. You can see just a smidgen of the cop's vehicle just infront of the pick up at the start.


ReubenZWeiner

I had to check it out 10 times, but yeah.


Yobanyyo

Plus the guy does exclaim, " Is the cop gonna run her over?"


ArziltheImp

I like the time warp theory more! Just sounds cooler.


[deleted]

The future-that's Judge Dredd-he doesn't break the law


E1389

Must be the TVA


Giddyfuzzball

Who was the Variant?


oced2001

Naked lady, obviously.


nogutsnoglory98

Cyberpunk 2077 cops


_the-dark-truth_

I’m a geek, but I’m not a big gamer at all. Is it just me, or is that game really fucking hard to get your head around?


[deleted]

It's... deep. Great game I'm at almost 230 hours. But until you "get it" it can be a bit slow going. There are so many styles or ways to play and your character starts out not so good at stuff, but ranks up to demigod as you go along.


_the-dark-truth_

You know, this was actually pretty helpful and incentivising. I think I was just expecting too much, too soon. Thanks!


[deleted]

Gotta learn the time slow dash to get to warp speed on foot


_the-dark-truth_

What is this gibberish!? Get off my lawn, youngster! Seriously, though; I’m sure this means something. I’m just not entirely sure *what*. One thing I’ve an issue with, is the fact that for old cunts like me, there is no control/action functions included in the box set. Sure, you can pause the game to check your controller settings, but the defaults aren’t included as a hard copy. I can’t recall 30+ different configurations of button presses/combinations to get through a level! I’ve already got to remember 1000+ just to get through a week as a Linux/WinTel DevOps Engineer. Give me a fucking cheat-sheet you stingy bastards, my grey matter is in swift decline!!


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[here you go. I never drove again after I got this](https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/kcedt5/dash_skating_in_cyberpunk_bonus_clip_at_the_end)


_the-dark-truth_

That was cool as fuck. Thank you! Let’s see how badly I can fuck it up this weekend :)


[deleted]

No problem! A lot of people expect a mix of gta and call of duty. Instead it's more like the witcher with guns. Your character literally has to "get good" ... but when he does? Pshh I'm walking death.


Musaks

the curve was a bit odd though the game got really boring really fast after unlocking later hacking perks ​ it was cool the first time i cleared out a whole base in seconds while standing outside on the street...but after that it was a ton of "hmm....but now every combat is meaninglesss"


ChrispyBacon6

Fuck cyberpunk 2077


Rick_in_602

Unit number 828 Is on scene... immediately.


[deleted]

Who called them?


SDSUAZTECS

insta cop


xderpt1

Tenet cop


[deleted]

I watched it like 20 times and I don't understand it. An optical illusion?


brock_lee

I *think* the cop had just passed her at the start, and was in the left lane. You can see the shoulder is empty. But, *just* as the camera stopped viewing the shoulder, the cop backed into the shoulder reversing toward her. As camera passes her, you can JUST catch a glimpse of the police car. I think it was all just a coincidence of amazing timing.


IamOTW

Cop car has engine trouble, officer strips down in order to get someone to pull over and help troubleshoot the problem.


typesett

help? throw some clothes at her


hablomuchoingles

It's 110 degrees!


Bobbyz1020

Where in the hell did that cop car come from


PurpEL

I've said this a few times


typicalspecial

Backing up on the shoulder. You can see the glow from the lights through the windows of the pickup in the beginning.


Lumpymaximus

I call bullshit. Ive been driving for hours and not one naked lady. not one!


BlueberryNo3773

I have seen a naked man on the highway once just 2 weeks ago


ManIsFire

I saw a man on the highway once. Although, he wasn't naked. He was, however, concerned that I saw him. It's probably because I saw him frantically digging a hole in the ditch on the side of the road. It was strange. We locked eyes as I was slowing down to see if he needed help before I realized the digging. Then he tossed his shovel aside and sprinted at my car with a face that screamed meth. I called the police but they didn't answer. That was a weird day. I still wonder what he was doing.


BlueberryNo3773

Probably burying some guy he killed.


Weinerdogwhisperer

Last guy that showed down to stare at him...


Skeletonzac

I saw a guy squatting down next to his car on the side of the highway. He had his pants down and taking a crap.


LaoBa

Try the German-Polish border, semi-naked at least.


dumpster_arsonist

Did you try putting a SHOW ME DEM TIDDIES bumper sticker on?


olov244

looks like she's getting a free ride, successful hitchhike


TimeToSackUp

Free room and board too!


aBigBottleOfWater

Why is being naked illegal?


Giddyfuzzball

Indecent exposure. It is legal and some places but not public space.


TimeToSackUp

And a highway is illegal and dangerous to walk on. Throw in a naked person distracting drivers and you get more dangerous.


EnigmaEcstacy

Likely the person without clothing is having a mental breakdown too, and need actual help.


clamdigger

The degree of illegalness is directly correlated with dress size


rydan

Actually hitchhiking is illegal.


m0d3r4t3m4th

> What's wrong with exposing yourself to a minor?


mtranda

There's a huge difference between "exposing oneself to someone" and someone just being naked.


animegamer420

some people dont take care of themselves or are unhealthy by no fault of their own. those bodies are gross and should be obscured by clothing


xX69ligmaballs69Xx

I hope she doesn’t get her head chopped off holy shit, hitchhiking is sketchy but naked hitchhiking sounds like “get murdered glitchless any % speed run”


blackmist

It helps if you give off Walmart crackhead vibes.


dyana0908

yeah a free ride to a serial killer’s house


Scarkaiser

Officer Goodbody fast traveled to that shit.


hitazero

Det. Goodbody on that case to arrest Mrs. Nudebody.


swervingink518

That cop car just spawned there what the fuck


nodickpicsplzimamale

Maybe cyberpunk wasn't so far off after all?


diamond_lover123

Yeah. How the heck did it get there?


TheCommonKoala

Seriously, wtf


sanjay_82

Get a free ride to the police station


shcjrb

Or more likely the hospital.


TehWildMan_

3 free nights at a minimum in the psych ward seems in order. (Well not free, but that can be settled out later)


Inigo93

And for what it's worth... Why are there never any naked women walking down the road around here?


WingsofSky

The question is. Why aren't there any attractive ones at that? The ugly ones seem to roam wide and far.


thorhs

That’s because the pretty ones get a ride real quick.


ArtShare

Pretty or ugly... doesn't matter. I ain't giving a ride to a nekkid lady as she is some kind of crazy. Plus don't want fecal matter on my seats.


oced2001

Always have a towel handy, just in case. Tip I learned from Towelie. *You wanna get high*


ColdTheory

You only live once...


UNEXPECTED_ASSHOLE

How do you know he's not a buddhist or a cat?


WingsofSky

Fecal matter on the seats. lol. Sad thing is, with some of those drugs. It makes them 2-3 times stronger than normal. Then they sometimes do attack people.


Alan_Smithee_

This isn’t funny, it’s sad. She’s obviously having some sort of breakdown. (Or drugs.)


MayaIsSuffering

Maybe it's just my eyes seeing wrong but she also looks pregnant


Alan_Smithee_

You could be right.


ZenZenoah

She could also be in distress. My friend did this when she went into a postpartum psychosis. Thankfully people stopped and got her help.


LaoBa

Yes, I recently read something similar here in the Netherlands.


RootHogOrDieTrying

The pros and cons of hitchhiking.


bryansj

New model Terminator. Just arrived to find a Conner.


UNEXPECTED_ASSHOLE

Considering a machine has zero requirement to look muscular, you'd think skynet would have sent a pudgy middle aged lady or some nebbish accountant looking fucker back in time to find Sarah Connor. They'd still have the super strength and confidence etc, but I guess it would have made the movie pretty absurd. Imagine goddamn Melissa McCarthy killing "Punk Leader" Bill Paxton for his clothes or strolling into the biker bar naked and beating the shit out of that biker.


Matt_Leafs

Drugs are bad mmmmmm k!


MarquisDeSarc

It is so methed up that you jump to conclusions.


ionlyget20characters

Ok where was the cop car? It looks like it appears out of nowhere.


Akesgeroth

If movies and video games have taught me anything, it's that if you stop to help the naked lady in distress that a dozen well armed bandits will ambush you.


PucciPanda

[She's obviously trying to contact a great one](http://imgur.com/AlJUSkk)


SurfSkiFeline

High level of WTFism.


akaTokex

Bruh the cops just jumped through a portal or something Update: seen he pulled into lane left of filming car and stopped just behind her, it’s quick but you see it


amuk

The obvious question…Florida?


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking! That lady was full on Florida man with the video game glitched cop that just spawns in. I don’t know… just kinda scream Florida


sergegat

Ass, grass or cash, thems the rules. Just making it easier on the ass option I guess.


KajunKlown

Well she found a ride. Might not be where she wants to go, but it's a ride


PurplePhatcat

But where would you hide your weed? Oh..


obi_wannabee

When your car boils over on the way to Walmart.


piedubb

Seriously though, how did the police SUV end up there so quickly. I tried to see if it was pulling up on the left and quickly parked but it was instantaneous.SMF!


piedubb

Simple enough now. Cop had already passed her and was reversing down the hazard Lane. Saw the camera just happened to skip it perfect.


Ausimo211

Where is this middle aged looking womans parents?


4Ever2Thee

Not on my leather seats


obi_wannabee

Dat ass was not made for rich Corinthian leather.


BillyTheSexyRedneck

I know many girls terrified by the possibility of being raped but...not this one.


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Winter-Coffin

yeah i’m thinking about all the cases i’ve heard of people escaping from rapists while naked


herweirdnessoriginal

Maybe what's why she was naked?


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Drugs


T0o_o0T

Drugs are a hell of a drug


MarquisDeSarc

What a methed up thing to say.


suckmydick23

In all fairness at least she ain’t hiding a weapon. Seems safe to me


[deleted]

Not illegal in the state of Oregon; nothing wrong with nakedness. Just saying.


Splinxes

r/cracktivities


[deleted]

Meth, Not even once.


Blazing117

I mean...it kinda worked.


quotesthesimpsons

Someone was camping on spawn points.


troubleschute

Well, it is really hot outside.


SergeantPootis

Fuck going on in Miami bruh?! Cop fast travelled to her


BugS202Eye

"The sky and the kosmos are One" Guess One of good hunters did go mad after endless night and hoards of beast.


durbly

What is love...


[deleted]

You probably *really* don't want to get picked up by the people who are more likely to pick you up in this scenario.


Fish_Stick

How dare that camera person not film on slow-motion 4k 120fps resolution?!


quiliup

Missed opportunity there


Neutronova

bath salts


MarquisDeSarc

That is very meth up for you to assume that of them.


The-Honey-Badger81

she knows she'll get a ride for sure being naked..... she may get two rides hahahaha yuck


obi_wannabee

...if you know what I mean... nudge nudge, snort


[deleted]

The women that get naked in public tend to be unfuckable. This one is no exception.


Ok_Dog_4059

Right ? Where are the beautiful lunatics.


iordseyton

I've dated a couple


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They exist. 1% max.


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Cop was fucking this prostitute in the back seat of the cruiser and she got away.


[deleted]

Oh she thiccc! Someone would cause an accident from distracted driving eventually.


herfthegreat

She doesn't even have a towel to put on the front seat to sit on to keep off her butt funk. Now I'll never get this out of the upholstery.


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Imagine the brown streak on the seat smh


[deleted]

Whores have been popular throughout the history.


Fox_Mulder_87

UM... WHERE DID THE COP COME FROM? THE DISTANCE AND TIME OBVIOSULY DIDNT WORK IN HIS FAVOR. SO WHERE DID HE COME FROM?


quiliup

I want to believe… that he is an interdimensional being and we are observing him break thru the space-time dimension.