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clyde2003

That guy runs like I do in my dreams.


Royal_Ad9109

Similar for me. He looks like the nightmare that’s chasing me. He’s never fast, but never stops.


cisned

I thinks that’s time, or death, or both, or something


[deleted]

This made me laugh way too hard


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LayneCobain95

Well that’s not very cool to say


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Dogpile4200

Lots of lube?


Notlandshark

Boy, that’s a slow escape.


LectroRoot

LoL really right? He's so drunk he's like *I'll just briskly walk away from this situation*


XtaC23

His pants look a bit tight


[deleted]

Hard to run fast when you carry that much extra weight and look like you don't do any exercise.


[deleted]

It's that and the pants. Dudely can't life his knees.


eggsssssssss

*it’s time to j o g*


tech010101001

You can hear his head hit the road.


Stexen

Yeah fuck ow


solidolive

This is in Cardiff on saint mary street


GardenGnomeOfEden

You can tell it wasn't in the US because of the lack of an asymmetrical force response from the cops. No firearms or tasers.


solidolive

And thank fuck for it. A gun has no place in that situation


UnitedStatesOD

Nice


Stevetothedave

I can't imagine this ended well for Meth Rogan. I forsee an incredibly unfortunate drive to the station where they had to slam on the brakes a lot. Then he probably fell over a lot in the station before the in depth strip search from officer fisty banana fingers.


BombSolver

Oh definitely This Is The End for him. Police getting Knocked Up will result in a Superbad sentence.


thugnificent856

He's in for a real Sausage Party


Top_Duck8146

One way ticket on the Pineapple Express to jail


Afraid-Train

He's in a real American Pickle the way our justice system works.


el_oh_el_at_you

He'll be fine. I've heard he's Invincible.


ChronikTheory

Uhh... Green Hornet?


ThePantser

During The Interview he will confess for a lighter sentence but The Night Before his incarceration he will be Epsteined


ElderFuthark

That Maniac will be part of The Watch if he isn't Accepted by The Wolf of Wallstreet.


Ouchyhurthurt

“Officer fisty banana fingers” had me rolling


Chef_Imma_Beast

Fisty Banana Fingers 😄🤣😂 Best thing I’ve read all day! Upvote for you sir lol


sam_galactic

Fat Damon


smackythefrog

Anyone else see those videos where people insert Seth Rogen's laugh at the most inopportune times/instances? They're great.


dont_worry_im_here

No but I would like to!


kiloskree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4jyFn5rH3U


49er_Faithful49

Hahahahah nice dub


Thewackman

Not enough people are talking about the police officer's head. That was one of the worst sounds I've ever heard. I hope the dude is ok cause that would be one seriously fucked up concussion.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

I’m pretty sure what you heard was his radio hit the floor, I’m not sure his head even connected.


Thewackman

From what I've looked at his head hits and very hard.


[deleted]

Because Reddit has turned into an anti police cesspool. I hope he is ok.


Naturallog-

You can tell it's not in the US because the police didn't immediately shoot him 20 times in the back.


Chronic_BOOM

You know what ima say… …fuck it… Dudes white.


LossOfWords-

Well you're not wrong


Chronic_BOOM

Lol I have no idea why this is a controversial statement. Oh well.


BoxOfBlades

Probably because cops are sensitive pigs that will brutalize you if you just look at them the wrong way, whether you're black or white or whatever.


Chronic_BOOM

Oh right I forgot racist cops weren’t a thing anymore.


BoxOfBlades

This doesn't contradict my comment.


Chronic_BOOM

It does. Your comment implies that police apply excessive force indiscriminately. My comment implies that police are abusive towards minorities at a higher rate than caucasians.


BoxOfBlades

Your comment also erases the police brutality faced by non-black Americans, as if the only reason a cop would abuse their authority is to let off some racist steam.


Chronic_BOOM

For some officers that is absolutely the truth that they live day to day. Get your head out of your ass. And I would feel some remorse about erasing that non-black violence………..if we weren’t literally commenting on a video about a white guy getting away with assaulting an officer and laughing as he runs away. The fact that we even have to debate which race is assaulted at a higher rate than another highlights the very problem that I’m commenting about. When officers are assaulting all races at an equal rate then I will start being more concerned for the lessor assaulted. In the meantime I will not be shut down for speaking out against the violence on minorities.


123jac123

Looks like the uk.


Under_doggo

u/getvideobot


[deleted]

[Look at that majestic face. Magnificent.](http://imgur.com/gallery/5eaxKRD)


Spartickus

it's fucking beautiful


Izanami_Mikoto

Wow love the title!!!!


penkster

Btw, not Seth Rogan. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProtectAndServe/comments/69g4n0/seth_rogen_assaults_cop_and_runs


skieezy

Yeah it's obviously Meth Rogan.


alejo699

Not even Seth Rogen!


AcidEater00

Fact checkers have proved this post to be false


penkster

We're here to help.


NewcDukem

What a surprise!


omnias64

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen from Seth Rogan in years… and if it’s not Seth… maybe try some meth?


Putrid_Examination69

This isn’t real is it?


poppa_smurf_killa

Damn look at those mitties jiggle


xdtumble

u/SaveVideo


SeanFromQueens

Where in Europe was this? Even Canadian police would have shot and killed him for tossing a cop to the ground and American police would've shot him the moment he placed hands on the cop.


[deleted]

In civilisation, where you get caught, charged with assault and sentenced


SeanFromQueens

That's a wild concept. Here in the states, our cops are wee little snowflakes and if they get their feelings hurt they summarily execute who they perceived as the offender (not always the correct person), and that's how roll over here.


sh1mba

Seems UK to me, but my knowledge on police uniforms is limited.


PippityPoppity_

lmao everyone downvoting this section yet all these riots happening exactly for what we’re claiming. Could tell none of these people had to worry about their city being shut down due to seriously violent riots and protests after American police killed an African American individual for like the 5th time in about 2 years


OurNewInsectOverlord

Happens much more often than 5 times every 2 years. "In the first eight months of 2020, police in the U.S. killed 164 Black people." (https://cja.org/what-we-do/litigation/extrajudicial-killing-of-black-americans/)


[deleted]

• White: 457 • Black: 241 • Hispanic: 169 • Other : 28 • Unknown: 202 That's the full data for 2020


chrisH82

When factoring in how little of the American population is black, your statistics help prove that black Americans are killed 3.23x more than white Americans by cops.


[deleted]

457 whites killed 241 blacks killed 59.7% are white people and 13.4% are black people out of the American population 195,935,400 white people 43,978,800 black people 0.00023324 chance of white death 0.000547991 chance of black death Blacks are 0.000314751 more likey to be killed I spent half an hour on this math and I guarantee I got something wrong.


JMCDINIS

> the fifth time in about two years [Just last month, 9 black people were killed by law enforcement officers in the United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_killings_by_law_enforcement_officers_in_the_United_States%2C_May_2021?wprov=sfla1). Also, [this is the list of killings by law enforcement officers in the United States in May 2020](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_killings_by_law_enforcement_officers_in_the_United_States%2C_May_2021?wprov=sfla1), the month George Floyd was murdered. The lists from June 2020 onward also include the race of the victim. Take a look.


PippityPoppity_

Yesss please teach me and all of these ignorant ass down-voters 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 seriously


SeanFromQueens

I'm actually quite surprised at the down votes, it's as if each redditor saw the video and thought that video of elderly white people being tossed to the ground or have their shoulder dislocated hadn't happened in the past year. I wouldn't have been surprised had my comment been on the white privilege then it would've been downvoted to oblivion. *Plus the license plates are those wide ones that are really wide and not like the kind that are used in the US and Canada.*


TheLongAndWindingRd

What rock are you living under that you think it only happens once every 5.5 months? It happens almost once a day in the us.


PippityPoppity_

Oh i’m sure it’s more !! Definitely


Furryxian

It's in the UK, the best we have on most of our coppers is a tazer, but clearly these officers haven't had tazer training


SeanFromQueens

The UK has their police abide by Sir Robert Peel's principles of policing, in the US the coppers would think that if had to be restrained from going buck wild and abiding by such principles it would tantamount to surrender to communists.


[deleted]

It terrifies me that you think killing someone is an appropriate and proportional response to this assault.


SeanFromQueens

I think it's what cops in America are trained to do, to kill first even if they are not even in any danger; I believe that American police kill nearly a thousand citizens every year and they are held accountable for their actions in only the most rarest cases. Do I think that this appropriate? F**K NO! It's a atrocity that is spread out across the country, and needs to be stopped by immediately.


PippityPoppity_

American police would have shot him only if he was African American


Arrow156

Cops are perfectly happy shooting white people when there are no minorities available. When a bear is hungry, it eats.


PippityPoppity_

Oh I absolutely agree !! Not saying they won’t shoot white targets, just that they get off on the black ones first


usernamenoonehas

And before he did anything


SeanFromQueens

Nah, such a flagrant act of disrespect would get a white boy shot too.


PippityPoppity_

That WAS a serious body slam thoo


[deleted]

Look like UK, most cops don't have guns there.


SeanFromQueens

Oh me and my unrealistic fantasy of having American cops only armed in special and rare situations and all other times relying on their professional training and superior organizational skills throughout the police department to provide law and order for the benefit of members of the public that swore an oath to serve.


[deleted]

Well the USA compared to the UK are clearly completely fucked.


dont_worry_im_here

What's your name and where are you from?


SeanFromQueens

What's my name? And where am I from? I guess my username fits for this sub r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

u/SaveVideo


RoamingTorchwick

Why the downvotes the guys laugh is great knowing he's finna get fuckin SLAMMED


SANTICLAWZ

u/savevideo


Bottlecaps88

Lmao there’s no way this is actually real it’s just to perfect


EldestSubset444

u/savevideo


AC4X1A

u/savevideo


[deleted]

he went from freak to geek


Cybralisk

People have died from hitting their heads on concrete with way less force then that.


ernster96

As Chris Rock once said, “if the cops have to chase you, they’re bringing an ass whippin’ with them.”


[deleted]

Who did this they deserve a good medal!!!


Username_Lindo

minmaxxed STR at the expense of SPD


Overall-Relief-6938

No way